( EAW Intro plays ) …
( Scenes of last years Pain for Pride play on the scene, at the end of Scott Diamond vs Dark Demon )
‘’ WWEFan: AND AN ENRAGED SCOTT DIAMOND YANKS DARK DEMON BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS THE VORTEX AGAIN!!! OH NO!!! AND SCOTT COVERS!!!’’
( The image goes still, although you can hear the voices can still be heard in the background as ‘’Back From the Dead’’ by Skylar Gray begins to play )
‘‘I mourn the loss of you sometimes and pray for peace within’’
‘’ Scott: IT’S!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!’’
‘’The word “distraught” cannot describe how my heart has been’’
( Camera shows several roster members backstage grieving and shaking their heads )
Narrator: It was the greatest shock in the history of EAW …After one whole year of chaos, anarchy, families being ripped apart, careers ending, new careers being born, it’s been a year of struggles and a year of chaos in EAW… where order and establishment has been destroyed by the events of Pain for Pride 6 …Pain for Pride 7 a new age will be formed, a new establishment will be created, the revolution will be televised …what will you do?
‘’Where do we begin now that you’re back from the dead?’’
( shots of Hades The Hellraisers year from the last Pain for Pride begins to play on the screen )
Hades The Hellraiser V.O: I will walk out Answers World Champion, nobody is going screw me over this time!
( Shots of Tyler Parkers year from the last Pain for Pride plays on the screen )
Tyler Parker V.O: The student shall finally become the master!
( Shots of Starr-Stans year from the last Pain for Pride plays on the screen )
Starr-Stan V.O: Tonight I will further cement my right as the BEST IN THE WORLD!
(Shots of Scott Diamonds year from the last Pain for Pride plays on the screen )
Albert Hitchman V.O: Last year my client Scott Diamond killed EAW …Tonight, my client Scott Diamond KILLS the career of Cy Henderson!
(Shots of Mr. DEDEDE’s year from the last Pain for Pride plays on the screen )
Mr. DEDEDE V.O: Everything I’ve gone through …Everything I’ve done …it ends tonight, I’m walking out World Heavyweight Champion, even if I have to die trying!
( Shots of Diamond Cages year from the last Pain for Pride plays on the screen )
Diamond Cage V.O: I’m sick and tired of being doubted, of this glass-ceiling above my head, I’M BREAKING THROUGH TONIGHT!
( Shots of the various extremists in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match play on the screen )
Venom V.O: Tonight is the Renegades night and I’m walkin’ out with the briefcase!
Xavier Williams V.O: I’m getting the briefcase and taking my rightful spot upon the throne!
Kevin Devastation V.O: God is cashin’ in tonight and getting revenge for four years ago!
Cameron Ella Ava V.O: I’ve already proven to be the greatest Vixen of all time and conquered it …now I’m conquering the extremists and getting that briefcase!
Norman Hellion V.O: I’ll do it for you Peter, I’ll get you your briefcase!
Carlos Rosso V.O: Tonight might be my last ever night in EAW …I’m going out on top!
‘’I never thought that you and I would ever meet again’’
( Shots fade to Dark Demon, Zack Crash and Hades The Hellraiser confronting each other )
‘’I mourn the loss of you sometimes and pray for peace within’’
( Shots fade to Mr. DEDEDE and Mikado Sekaiichi snapping at each other )
‘’The word ‘’distraught’’ cannot describe how my heart has been’’
( Shots fade to Jaywalker sliting Hayden Mikayla’s throat in front of the Heart Break Boy’’
‘’Where do we begin now that you’re back from the dead?’’
( Shots of WWEFan seated plays )
WWEFan: Try ….the BIGGEST, GREATEST, show of all-time!
Narrator: And now …in association with the EAW Network …
( ‘’To the Stars’’ by Modestep plays )
Narrator: EAW presents the pinnacle of e-feds …
Narrator: THIS IS THE SEVENTH ANNUAL ….PAIN ….FOR ….PRIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The camera pans in a dark arena, already buzzing from noise but no lights can be seen whatsoever in the arena, pitch black )
( A parade of multicolour fire-works begin to go off from the rollercoaster set-up and blast from the stage and ramp as the ‘Pain for Pride 7’ logo begins to light up as the lights turn on )
( Jets can be seen flying over Michigan Stadium sky-writing the words ‘’WELCOME TO PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN’’ in the sky )
( Camera pans to the commentary table of Stew-O, Heart Break Gal and WWEFan )
Stew-O: FOR THE SEVENTH TIME, WELCOME TO THE PINNACLE OF ALL E-FEDS, THE THE SLOBBERKNOCKER OF ALL
SLOBBERKNOCKERS, THE BIGGEST SHOW IN HISTORY …WE WELCOME YOU TO PAIN FOR PRIDE 7!!!!!!!!
Heart Break Gal: Well it’s only being called the biggest show of all time because of yours truly, the overlord of awesome, the GOAT at being the GOAT, The Heart Break Gal! …And with me, is the dinosaur of EAW, Stew-O and the man who’s hopped the broader more times than EAW has had shows, Pornfan! I mean WWEFan!
Stew-O: As I say every week, ‘THANK YOU’ for that HBG but tonight is truly a special night, it only feels like yesterday that I was welcoming you all to Pain for Pride 1 and now we’re at the Seventh Pain for Pride!
WWEFan: Indeed, it only felt like yesterday that I was WINNING at Pain for Pride one but tonight is truly a huge event, I’m already so excited for what we have in store tonight, I honestly cannot wait to get this show underway!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is your PAIN FOR PRIDE SEVEN OPENING MATCH ….AND IT IS AN ELITE RULES MATCH!
( Video-Package Highlighting the Diamond Cage Vs. Starr Stan feud, with Starr coming down to the aid of Diamond Cage at
Grand Rampage and stabbing him with a railroad spike, to Starr coming out and admitting to doing it on purpose, to him introducing the Elite Championship and DC returning at Dia Del Diablo and making the challenge to Starr Stan for Pain For Pride)..
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab5GBg0NXKY plays on the titantron )
(Starr is lifted up from under the entrance ramp with an American Flag draped over his shoulders. The word “FIGHT!” echoes throughout the arena as Starr raises the Flag above his head and Red, White, and Blue pyro goes off behind him, Sporting the usual American themed singlet, the retired Elite Championship is around his waist as Starr carries the American Flag down the long entrance ramp, smiling as the camera gets close, revealing his mouth piece with the word “ELITE” across it. Starr gets in the ring, hands the referee the American Flag and takes the Elite Champion up to the middle rope taunting the fans.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Philadelphia, PA Weighting in at 240 Pounds, He is E-feds only Olympic Gold Medalist….STARRR STANNN!!!!
HBG: Does Starr look ready for this match or what? He already made DC tap out on Dynasty, this match has got to favor Starr,
Stew: That was Jason Cage, HBG….
HBG: OOHHHHHH, same shit.
(The Lights Go Out)
(plays on the titantron)
“Shake That Body, Party That Bod”
“Shake That Body, Party That Bod”
“Shake That Body, Party That Bodddyy”
VoiceOver: COME AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH G.O.D
(Diamond Cage steps onto the stage wearing a hood, with a skull mask around his mouth and walks down the ramp …as he gets half-way down, flames begin to shoot out of the side of the ramp as black pyro shoots up from the stage)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Edmonton Alberta Canada, weighting in at 230 Pounds!!! DIAAAAAMMOONNNDDDDDDDDDDD CAAAAGGGGGEEEEE…!!!
Stew: Tonight, Diamond Cage could cement put himself in a group with very few men, he could say he not only made Mr. DEDEDE tap out, made Jaywalker tap out, but he beat possibly the best pure wrestler in EAW in an Elite Rules match!
HBG: Honestly, this favors Starr more than Cage, because Cage has been pile-driving people on cars, stabbing people with railroad spikes, and hitting people with barbwire. If you ask me, this environment isn’t meant for Diamond Cage, he’s a FUCKING lunatic trying to thrive in a pure wrestling match.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Starr-Stan: You are outclassed, you are outclassed, outmatched and on the grand stage with the Best in the Worl-
Stew: DC with a lightening fast right hand to the jaw of Starr, staggering him mid-sentence, DC backing Starr into a corner and begins TEEING off with right hands in the corner to Starr, DC needs to be careful he could get counted out right here!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
HBG: DC stops with the right hands as he grabs Starr out of the corner and connects with a European Uppercut to the jaw! Starr backing up into the ropes as DC sending unforgiving forearms to the head of Starr, DC grabbing Starr and whips him off the ropes and goes for a back body drop! But Starr with a kick in the head of DC! Cage is rocked after that shot as Starr comes running at DC…AND CAGE TAKES HIM DOWN AND APPLIES A SHARPSHOOTER!!!
Stew: DC HAS STARR LOCKED IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ALREADY!!!, DC WRENCHING ON THAT HOLD!! Starr is crawling, digging his nails into the mat, trying to push himself closer to the ropes to break this submission hold! He’s almost there…AND HE GRASP THE ROPES!!! STARR HAS THE ROPES BUT DC STILL HAS THE SUBMISSION APPLIED!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
WWEFan: DC releasing the hold quickly as he glares at the referee, DC focusing back on Starr as Starr has backed himself near the ropes as DC charges for a clothesline to Starr outside of the ring, BUT STARR LIFTS DC UP AND DROPS DC THROAT FIRST ONTO THE ROPES!! DC HOLDING HIS THROAT AS STARR BEGINS TO CATCH A BREATHER!! Starr stomping on Cage like a rag-doll, Starr picking DC up and wrapping his arms around the waist of Cage and sends him across the ring with a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Starr Stan finds himself in control of this match now!
HBG: Cage is hurt badly after being flap jacked onto the ropes throat first, DC getting up visibly in pain as Starr runs for a clothesline on Cage, DC up quickly and Starr with a another clothesline! Cage is up once more as he swings for a clothesline! BUT STARR WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND THE WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH AN OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX!!! DC propping up an then falling right back down after the impact of that German Suplex, Starr with a smile on his face as he grabs DC by the hair and sends a HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF DC!
Stew: Cage having that far away look in his eyes as Starr picks him up and drags him to the nearest corner, Starr fires off with a RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW OF DC! And now he places DC on the top turnbuckle, Starr climbing up as he prepares to go for a superplex! BUT DC BLOCKS!! Cage blocks and sends hard body shots to Starr, DC now using his head as a weapon as he sends vicious unforgiving headbutts to the skull of Starr, and he pushes Starr off! Starr falling back onto the canvas as DC is perched at the top, and is confused as to what to do, AND DIAMOND CAGE LEAPS OFF FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS…!!! OH MY!!!
WWEFan: STARR MOVES!!! STARR MOVES AS DC WENT HIGH RISK AND DIDN’T GET THE HIGH REWARD!! DC holding his ribs, as Starr QUICKLY HAS THE ANKLE OF DC….STARR HAS THAT ANKLE OF DIAMOND CAGE, ANKLE LOCK APPLIED, DC IS SHOUTING OUT IN AGONY!! Starr with the ankle lock in perfect timing after the missed Shooting Star Press by Diamond Cage, DC got caught up in the bright lights at Pain for Pride and made a huge error, DC with all his might, crawling to the ropes, BUT STARR DRAGS DC BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! DC IS IN PAIN, YOU CAN SEE IT ON HIS FACE HE DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE UP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
HBG: DC NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING QUICKLY OR THAT ANKLE WILL BE BROKEN!! DC is crawling again, Crawling and Crawling as Starr just won’t release it! DC KICKS STARR OF-WAIT NOOO!!! STARR STILL HAS IT APPLIED AS DC’S ANKLE LANDS AWKWARDLY!! DIAMOND CAGE JUST DROPS!! HE’S OUT!! HE’S OUT FROM THE PAIN, THE PAIN WAS TOO MUCH, DIAMOND CAGE HAS PASSED OUT!! Starr not letting go, still applying pressure as the referee comes in and lifts the hand of DC!!
Stew: Come on Cage,
HBG: He’s done! He isn’t getting up! The pain was too much!
WWEFan: DC POUNDS his fist into the canvas as he rises up, to the surprise of Starr and CAGE CRAWLING, WITH SO MUCH DETERMINATION IN HIS FACE, THIS GUY JUST WON’T QUIT!!! DC GETS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! STARR IS IN ABSOLUTE RAGE AS HE RELEASES THE HOLD!! Starr backing up as Cage is using the ropes to pull himself up, and Starr runs…. BUT GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS BY DC, AND DIAMOND CAGE HAMMERING HIS FIST INTO THE STARR STAN, Cage gingerly rising to his feet as is Starr, Cage WITH A SPINNING BACKHAND FIST, AND THEN COMES BACK WITH ANOTHER!! AND HE TAKES STARR OUT WITH A LARIAT SENDING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Stew: Cage is walking around the ring gingerly, just punching that injured right leg of his trying to get the feeling back into it as CAGE FLIES OUT OF THE RING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!! BUT STARR WITH A MID-AIR UPPERCUT TO DC!! DC is out on the floor as the referee begins to count,
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
HBG: Starr rolling himself inside the ring and coming right back out to break the count as he looks to do more damage to Diamond Cage, Starr-Stan, picking DC up and goes behind him as he lifts him up and CONNECTS WITH A BACK SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE!! DIAMOND CAGE JUST DROPS TO THE FLOOR HOLDING HIS BACK AS STARR STAN TAUNTS TO THE CROWD!! Starr just toying with DC right now as the ref is at six and Starr rolls himself inside the ring!
Ref: SEVEN! EIGHT!
Stew: DC HAS HIS HAND ON THE APRON!!!
Stew: CAGE IS SO CLOSE,
WWEFan: CAGE JUST ROLLS HIMSELF IN THE RING!!! HE SAVES HIMSELF FROM A COUNTOUT LOSS!! Cage is just out of it as Starr picking DC up, BUT CAGE BREAKS FROM HIS GRASP AND KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH, CAGE LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE DIAMONDS ARE FORVER!!….. BUT DC’S ANKLE IS STILL BOTHERING HIM AS HE DROPS STARR, AND STARR FROM BEHIND WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! BUT CAGE DROPS AND PUSHES STARR INTO THE REFERE AS THE REF GOES BACK AND NECK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
HBG: Starr turns around as DC WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKE DOWN, LOOKS TO GO SHARPSHOOTER, BUT STARR GRABBING DC BY THE HAIR AND SENDING VICIOUS AND SWIFT RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF DC AS DC BACKS UP, Starr quickly getting up as he swings for a clothesline….BUT DC WITH A WAIST LOCK OF HIS OWN DROPS STARR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, DC propping himself back up with Starr still in his grasp and Cage DROPS HIM WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! DC is propping up for the third time as he CONNECTS WITH A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Cage isn’t done! Cage still with his hands locked around the waist of Starr, RISES AND HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew: Starr is headstrong alright, but CAGE is NOT DONE AS HE LIFTS STARR UP AGAIN, AND CAGE PLANTS HIM WITH THE FIFTH GERMAN SUPLEX…..!!! DC is tired but is pushing himself up, Starr is groggy but still in the grasp of Cage as DC PLANTS HIM WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! THAT WAS THE SIXTH GERMAN SUPLEX DELIVERED BY CAGE!! AND HE FINALLY RELEASES!!! Starr is out on the mat, Cage looking around as he notices the referee is down, Cage climbing out onto the apron and then climbs the top rope, DC from up top, remember he crashed and burned earlier, and he does the cut throat signal!! CAGE LEAPS OFF WITH THE DIVING HEADBUTT ONTO STARR STAN!!!! CAGE USING HIS HEAD AS A WEAPON TO PUNISH STARR!! DC hooking the leg…
WWEFan: BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE!! WE NEED A REFEREE OUT HERE NOW!! Starr has been out for more than three seconds!! DC pounds his fist into the mat, as he begins trying to revive the referee, but STARR PLAYING POSSUM, LOW BLOWS DC!! CMON DAMN IT!! AND IT WAS UNKNOWN TO THE REFEREE AS HE WAS STILL RECOVERING!! AND STARR QUICKLY GRABBING THE ANKLE OF DC AND APPLYING THE ANKLE LOCK!!! ANKLE LOCK SUBMISSION APPLIED BY STARR STAN, HE HAS IT LOCKED IN ON THE SAME BAD ANKLE OF DC!!! DC DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE UP, HE’S
CONSIDERING IT THOUGH!! THE REFEREE IS FULLY REVIVED, DC PUSHING HIMSELF UP, AND CRAWLING!!!!
HBG: STARR TOLD DC THAT HE’D BREAK HIS BONES, HE TOLD DC THAT IT IS DC’S CHOICE ON WHETHER OR NOT HE WANT’S TO TAP OUT, BUT RIGHT NOW IT IS STARR’S CHOICE ON WHETHER HE BREAKS CAGE’S ANKLE!!! CAGE IS IN DIRE STRENGTHS!!! THIS CROWD RALLYING BEHIND DC TO JUST HOLD ON JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! CAGE IS CRAWLING TO THE ROPES, CRAWLING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, AND CAGE GRASP THE ROPES AGAIN!!!
Stew: Starr is IRATE!! He releases the ankle lock and DC is holding his ankle, the referee explaining to Starr that Cage made it to the rop- WHAT THE HELL, STARR WITH A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF THE REFEREE, AND STARR DROPS HIM WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!! OLYMPIC SLAM BY STARR STAN ON THE REFEREE!!! WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO THAT FOR?
WWEFan: Starr focusing back on Cage as he goes BACK FOR THAT ANKLE!! BUT CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE TEMPLE!!! AND CAGE HOBBLING BUT HE LIFTS STARR UP AND DRIVES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!! BRAINBUSTER CONNECTING!!!! CAGE COVERS!!!! DC HAS WON AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!
HBG: BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE!!! ANOTHER REFEREE IS RACING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!!!! AND HE SLIDES IN!!!! CAGE HAS IT!!!
Stew: STARR KICKS OUT, CAGE IS SHOCKED, CAGE DELIVERED POSSIBLY HIS BEST SHOT AT STARR AND HE KICKED OUT!! DC pulling at his hair, almost begging the referee for a three count, Cage grabbing Starr up to his feet and whipping him into the ropes, Cage runs at Starr for a shoulder thrust into the cor- NO!!! STARR MOVED, AND CAGE GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! CAGE FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE FLOOR AS HIS HEAD MADE A SICKENING IMPACT WITH THAT RING POST!!!
WWEFan: Starr is holding his neck, as he rolls to the outside as DC is bleeding even more profusely, DC and Starr are right in front of our announce table, DC swinging at the wind, not knowing his surrounds and Starr, grabbing DC up and he DROPS DC WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! DC DROPS DOWN AND HE TAKES STARR DOWN WITH A CLOTHELINE!!!! ON THE FLOOR!! Meanwhile the referee is at a FIVE COUNT!!!
Stew: But DC rolling himself in the ring and then coming back out as he breaks the count, Cage is uncovering our announcers table, moving the monitors, Cage in the crimson mask sending Starr onto the announcers table…..AND CAGE IS LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER AGAIN!!! THIS WOULD BREAK STARR’S NECK!! BUT STARR SENDING A HARD PUNCH TO THE THROAT OF DC AS BLOOD IMMEDIATELY SPITS OUT OF DC’S MOUTH!!!!! CAGE BARELY ABLE TO STAY ON HIS FEET AS STARR PLACES DC’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND HE PILEDRIVES DIAMOND CAGE RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! CAGE IS DEAD!!!
HBG: STARR MOVES OUT OF THE RECKAGE OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE!!! STARR MAY HAVE JUST ENDED CAGE’S CAREER, HE MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN CAGE’S NECK WITH THAT PILEDRIVER!! The referee is doing the “X” symbol, he is signaling for help, DC has been unresponsive…
WWEFan: No matter how many times I see this I just can’t stand seeing a guy lose like this, EMT’s are coming down here with a stretcher as Starr continues to looks on with a smile in his face, Starr is busy screaming at these people here at Pain for Pride saying I told you so! Cage is loaded onto the stretcher with help from the referee, as a deafening silence has come over this cro- LOOK AT THIS!!! LOOK AT DC, PUSHES THE EMT’S AWAY FROM HIM, CAGE STRUGGLING TO EVEN STAND BUT HE IS CRAWLING HIS WAY BACK INSIDE THE RING, AS THEY TRY TO TELL CAGE NOT TO COMPETE!!
HBG: DC WITH A RIGHT HAND TO ONE OF THE EMT’S!!!! DC STARING RIGHT IN STARR’S EYES!!! CAGE WALKING SPAGHETTI LEGGED INTO THE RING AS STARR IS SHOCKED, AND CAGE SWINGS AT STARR FOR A RIGHT HAND, STARR DUCKING UNDERNEATH….. DROPS CAGE WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM!!! THAT IS IT! STARR WITH THE COVER!!!
Stew: THE REFEREE IS POINTING AT DC’S FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! CAGE WITH… I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS HIM JUST BEING KNOCKED OUT OR HAVING RING AWARENESS HAS FOUND A WAY TO KEEP HIMSELF ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!!! CAGE IS STILL ALIVE!! Starr is puzzled, he can’t believe that DC has managed to overcome all of what has happened here tonight in this physical contest between these two warriors!
HBG: Starr is rising off his knees, and drags DC to the center of the ring, Starr making his way to the top turnbuckle, he is SETTING UP FOR THE STARRSAULT!!! STARR LEAPS OFF……BUT DC OUT OF DESPERATION MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! STARR LANDING RIBS FIRST ONTO CANVAS!!!
WWEFan: DC is up with help from the ropes, Starr is down and hurting, Cage is looking around as he begins to climb the top rope, DC is looking up to the sky almost lost of what to do here, CAGE FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! CONNECTING WITH A FALL FROM GRACE!!! DIAMOND CAGE CONNECTS WITH A FALL FROM GRACE INTO THE BODY OF STARR!!! STARR IS HOLDING HIS RIBS IN AGONY!!!!!
Stew: STARR KICKING OUT OF THE FALL FROM GRACE THAT DIAMOND CAGE JUST DELIVERED!!! DC IMMEDIATELY FLOATS OVER AND LOCKS IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!!! DC HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON STARR, STARR IS FADING HERE, CAGE TIGHTENING AND SCREAMING AT STARR!!!
DC: TAP OUT!! TAP OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
HBG: The ref raises Starr’s arm and drops it as it falls back down on the mat…
Stew: NO! STARR’S ARM JUST SHOT UP LIKE A ROCKET! AND IT HIT THE REFEREE RIGHT IN THE FACE! WHAT IS GOING ON! I THINK STARR DID THAT ON PURPOSE! CAGE DIDN’T SEE IT! CAGE HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON BEHIND HIM! AND STARR’S TAPPING OUT! STARR IS SCREAMING FOR CAGE TO LET HIM GO!
HBG: AND CAGE RELEASES THE HOLD! CAGE THINKS HE’S WON THE MATCH! STARR KNEW HE WAS DONE FOR, AND HE DID WHATEVER HE COULD TO NOT LOSE THIS MATCH! WAIT, WHERE IS STARR GOING? He’s on the outside looking for something as Cage realizes the ref is down! He’s screaming at the time keeper for the bell. He’s screaming at us what’s going on!
WWEFan: LOOK OUT! STARR WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! HE JUST NAILED CAGE ACROSS THE HEAD AS HE TURNED AROUND! OMG! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PURE WRESTLING MATCH! BUT THAT HAS GONE COMPLETELY OUT THE WINDOW! THE “ELITE CHAMPION” HAS RESORTED TO CHEATING!
HBG: STARR’S ALWAYS DONE WHAT HE’S HAD TO DO TO WIN, AND HE’S DOING THE SAME THING TONIGHT. STARR DROPS THE SLEDGE HAMMER AS HE STARTS PUSHING THE REFEREE TO WAKE HIM UP. THE REF IS SLOWLY REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS AS STARR PICKS CAGE UP OUT OF A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD. HE’S GOT CAGE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS… TK-OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: CAGE IS LAID OUT! STARR ROLLS CAGE OVER AND NON CHANTLY HOOKS THE LEG! THE REF CRAWLS OVER…
WWEFan: CAGE KICKS OUT! CAGE KICKED OUT OF THE TKO! HOW? HOW?!!! STARR STAN HAS THE BIGGEST LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE!CAGE HASN’T MOVED SINCE GETTING HIS SHOULDER UP! BUT BAH GAWD HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!
Stew: STARR IS ANGRY NOW! HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET LOOKING DOWN AT CAGE’S BODY! YOU CAN FEEL THE AGGRESSION COMING OFF OF STARR! WAIT, STARR JUST PUT HIS STRAPS BACK OVER HIS SHOULDERS, AND RIPPED THEM OFF AGAIN! HE’S SCREAMING AND CURSING ALL OVER THE RING! SCREAMING FOR CAGE TO GET UP! HE’S CALLING FOR THE OLMYPIC SLAM! STALKING HIS PREY, CAGE IS AT HIS KNEES TRYING TO GET A SENSE OF WHERE HE IS! CAGE IS JUST BARLEY STANDING… AND STARR PICKS HIM UP FOR THE OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!!!!!
HBG: NO! CAGE FALLS OFF THE BACK OF STARR AND STUMBLES OFF THE ROPES…AND COMES FLYING BACK WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF STARR STAN! STARR IS DOWN , CAGE IS LOOKING TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH! BUT CAGE SPOTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE CORNER OF THE RING! CAGE JUST GOT THE BIGGEST SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE PICKS IT UP AND HOLDS IT IN HIS HANDS!
WWEFan: NOW CAGE IS HAMMERING AWAY AT THE RING! HE IS BASHING THE RING MAT IN SCREAMING FOR STARR TO GET UP NOW! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY ALONG WITH CAGE! STARR IS USING THE RING ROPES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND SLOWLY TURNS HIS HEAD TO SEE CAGE SMILING AT HIM WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! THE REF IS TRYING TO STOP CAGE AS STARR DROPS TO HIS KNEES, WHAT… HE’S SCREAMING FOR CAGE TO HIT HIM!
STARR: DO IT CAGE! SHOW ME HOW YOU’RE A REAL CHAMPION! LOSE THE MATCH YOU CRAZY LUNATIC!
HBG: THE CROWD IS TORN! HALF THE CROWD IS CHANTING “KILL DC KILL” AS THE OTHER HALF IS CHANTING “NO DC NO”
Starr: THINK ABOUT YOUR WIFE, THINK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, THINK ABOUT YOUR MENTOR, THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WON’T AMOUNT TO SHIT, C’MON PUSSY, HIT ME!
Stew: DC SMASHES THE HAMMER INTO THE MAT!!!
DC: I DON’T NEED THIS, FUCK YOU!
HBG: AND DC JUMPS ON STARR WITH A BALISTIC PUNCHING COMBINATION! RIGHTS AND LEFTS COMING OUT OF NO WHERE ON STARR! THE REF IS QUICKLY TRYING TO GET CAGE OFF STARR! AS HE FINALLY STARTS A COUNT TO GET HIM OFF! THE REF IS AT FOUR AS DC FINISHES WITH ONE HUGE RIGHT HAND AND ROLLS OFF STARR. DC PROBABLY LANDED 20 TO 30 PUNCHES INJUST THOSE FEW SECONDS! AND OMG! STARR IS BUSTED OPEN NOW! HE HAS A GASH ON HIS FOREHEAD!!!
Stew: STARR IS SCRAMBLING TO HIS FEET. HE HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS! AS BLOOD POURS DOWN INTO HIS EYES DC PICKS STARR UP AND PLANTS HIM ON HIS BACK! HE’S CALLING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER! STARR TRIES TO FIGHT IT OFF… BUT DC TURNS STARR OVER! THIS IS IT!! STARR IS LOCKED IN THE SHARPSHOOTER, DC LEANING BACK, THE PRESSURE ON STARR’S BACK HAS TO BE EXCRUTIATING!! STARR PUSHING HIMSELF UP!! UNBELIEVABLE……BUT DC SITTING RIGHT BACK DOWN ON STARR’S BACK AS HE STOPS STARR FROM GETTING TO THE ROPES!!! AND STARR…HE TAPS OUT!!! STARR STAN HAS TAPPED OUT TO DIAMOND CAGE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(“New God Flow” hits as Diamond Cage is out tired on the mat)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNNEEERRRR…..DIAAAAMONDDDD CAAAGEEEEEE!!!
( Diamond Cage is out on the canvas winded—but begins to use the ropes to help himself up as he raises his hand in victory )
WWEFan: HE’S DONE IT!! DIAMOND CAGE DEFEATS STARR-STAN! HE’S BEATEN HIM AT HIS OWN GAME! DIAMOND CAGE DEFEATS STARR-STAN VIA SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: What a kick-off to Pain for Pride! What a match that was, Starr and Diamond Cage both brought their A-Game here tonight and laid it ALL in the ring but Cage triumphs Starr in a HELL of a match!
( Camera pans backstage to Tomi Venus dressed in a cheap suit with a microphone )
Tomi Venus: Hey guys …
Tomi Venus: It’s Pain for Pride, biggest show show of the year and all that stuff …*Sighs* I remember my first Pain for Pride, I lost the Battle Royal to Drastik …Man, that was really depressing for me, I couldn’t even afford a room to stay in that night because I lost, my girlfriend left me because I lost, man I hated that Pain for Pride so much, I wish I could have w—
Tomi Venus: Oh yeah, right …sorry, anyway joined with me at this moment, the guy challenging for the Answers World Championship, Hades The Hellraiser!
( Camera pans to Hades The Hellraiser, Nick Angel and Venom, the original House of Renegades )
Tomi Venus: Where’s the other two guys, what are they called …Jacob Sean and Chris Corrupt?
Nick Angel: It’s Jacob Senn.
Tomi Venus: That’s what I said …Jacob Sean…
Nick Angel: No, it’s ‘’Sin’’.
Tomi Venus: Why doesn’t he just spell it like that? Just seems confuse—
Venom **Clearly drunk**: You know, you’r—You’re quite the **hiccup* the beautiful momma, maybe you could come back to mine later on for some real ‘’action’’
Tomi Venus: I’m a guy…
Venom: WHAT?!?! Are you su—sure??
???: Yo! Yo! Yo!
Hades The Hellraiser: What now??
( Striker Jensen, dressed completely like Hades The Hellraiser steps into the scene )
Hades The Hellraiser: ….
Hades The Jensen: Tonight, Dark Demon and Zack Crash will …REST…IN …PEACE!
Hades The Hellraiser: I don’t even say …I …fuck this, I’m out, I got better things to do before I win the Answers World Championship.
( Hades storms off as Nick and Venom look puzzled at Striker Jensen )
Nick Angel: Who the hell do you think you are? We should kick your ass for disrespecting Hades like that!
Hades the Jensen: Nick, let’s be honest …I can’t beat anybody but …not even you could beat me.
Nick Angel: That’s not true! I can SO beat you, I shared a jail cell for a week with 6’8 Terry Crews lookin’ guy and I took all his ‘abuse’ so I can handle you!
Hades the Jensen: Oh yeah? Well I’ve had to suffer through listening to your promos, so I know I could handle immense punishment!
Nick Angel: I …you want a fight? I’ll fight you right now!
Hades the Jensen: No! My momma always told me not to hit a WOMAN!
( Nick storms off as Venom looks at Jensen with awe )
Venom *still drunk*: Hades! Man! What happened to you? You got all skinny and short? How ..how did you do that? :O
( All the lights in the stadium are slowly dimmed until the stadium is dark. A hush falls over the crowd. Flames slowly start to trickle out from the stage as a mans voice begins to speak )
“The game is mine. I deal the cards.”
( ‘Beware’ by Death Grips hits as the lights remained dimmed. The only light is from the flames which have now begun to grow. Cy Henderson approaches the stage from the back in a Gladiator uniform riding a white horse. The flames begin dancing, matching up with the song. The flames suddenly shoot up into the sky as Cy Henderson rears back on the horse and it races down towards the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring first, from Manhattan, New York… weighing in at 250 pounds… CYYYYYYYYYY HEEEENNNDERRRRSOOOONN!!
Stew: Aww here we go! This is a matchup I’ve been anticipating since the moment it was announced, the two STRONGEST men in the entire company about to go to toe to toe. The only damper is Albert Hitchman, we can’t expect him to be impartial can we?
WWEFan: Unfortuanately we can’t… but I’m with you Stew… we are about to see raw strength that it’s finest, I can’t wait!
( A spotlight appears left of the center of the stage as it begins to open up. A platform begins to rise up carrying seven men dressed in all white tuxedo’s. There is a loud drumroll followed by a flyover from an F-22. As the F-22 disappears into the evening sky a loud crash can be heard followed by an eerie scream. As the scream dies down a feeling of unrest comes over the crowd as the seven men in white tuxedo’s begin to hum. On the opposite side of the stage a huge orchestra makes their way out. They raise up their instruments as if they’re beginning to play but they suddenly stop and stand silent still with their instruments in place )
( The intro to “Gyöngyhajú lány” by Omega begins to play as seven white lights appear in the sky appearing to move towards each other. As the seven lights come together the drumroll once again picks up as does “Gyöngyhajú lány” and soon a barrage of pyro begins to shoot into the sky. )
( One of the seven men takes a few steps out off the platform and begins to sing as the rest stand in the background and continue to hum )
Egyszer a nap
Zöld tó ölén,
Fájt a sötét,
Eljött közénk -
( Albert Hitchman steps out from behind the curtain dressed in a suit that imitates a referee outfit. Albert raises his hands into the air as the song and the pyro again begins to pick up )
Igen, jött egy gyöngyhajú lány,
Álmodtam, vagy igaz talán,
Így lett a föld, az ég
Zöld meg kék, mint rég,
Igen, jött egy gyöngyhajú lány,
Álmodtam, vagy igaz talán -
( Scott Diamond descends from the middle level of the Pain for Pride set with his arms raised high into the air. The camera slowly zooms out to show the exploding pyro in the background )
Igen, hív, egy gyöngyhajú lány,
Álmodtam, vagy igaz talán,
Rám vár gyöngye mögött,
Ég és föld között,
Igen, hív, egy gyöngyhajú lány,
Álmodtam, vagy igaz talán…
( Scott Diamond reaches the bottom of the stage as the pyro and music dies down. He and Albert proceed down to the ring as “Gyöngyhajú lány” drops into a mellow instrumental )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York… weighing in 280 pounds… being accompanied to the ring by the Special Guest Referee Albert Hitchman!… SCCCCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIAMMMMMMMMMONNNNDDDD!!
WWEFan: Because he can, Stew! In Scott Diamond’s mind he’s earned the right to have the most over the top, outlandish entrane there is… And we need not question him any further!
HBG: I really, REALLY can’t stand this guy. What the hell was that? My translation isn’t all that great, but I’m pretty sure that guy was just singing about a woman who fell asleep near a blue lake. He nee–
Stew: You better settle down HBG, you don’t want him putting you through a table again.
HBG: I don’t care, this is ridiculous! I hope he gets everything coming to him tonight, and much… MUCH more!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Well folks I can promise you one thing, this is going to be a brawl… a war! I can assure you that this will be nothing like the bout we just saw from StarrStan and Diamond Cage… this won’t be… OH AND HERE WE GO!! Hard rights and lefts… and I mean HARD! Two of the best strikers we have in EAW, Cy a natural born fighter used those fists a lot growing up in New York City and Scott with his ties to MMA… CY SWINGS WIGHT A HUGE RIGHT AND IT CONNECTS, RATTLING SCOTT’S JAW AS IT SENDS HIM BACKPEDALING INTO THE CORNER!! Cy continuing the onslaught, of punches, forcing Scott to slump down in the corner! Cy takes a few steps back… AND A DROP KICK INTO A SEATED SCOTT DIAMOND!!
Fan: Scott grabbing onto the ropes to pull himself out of the ring, already needing to catch a breather, Albert Hitchman surprisingly staying away from the action to this point… Cy Henderson shoots him a quick glance before he follows Scott out of the ring. Pulling Scott to his feet… BUT SCOTT!! SCOTT GRABBING CY BY THE THROAT AND TOSSING HIM ON TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE… SCOTT HOPS UP AS WELL… HE THROWS CY OVER HIS SHOULDERS… LOOKING FOR THE VORTEX!! LOOKING TO PUT AN END TO CY HENDERSON EARLY… BUT CY!! CY SPINS OUT OF IT… AND HE DDT’S SCOTT RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR!! A DDT FROM THE ANNOUNCE TABLE TO THE FLOOR, HEAD FIRST GOES SCOTT DIAMOND!!
HBG: Cy picking the deadweight of Scott up and rolling him in the ring… and now what’s Hitchman gonna do? Cy into the cover, looking at Hitchman and seeing that he WON’T go down for the count! Cy to his feet… HE GRABS HITCHMAN BY THE COLLAR!! HITCHMAN MAY NOT BE A FACTOR IN THIS MATCH MUCH LONGER… CY LOOKING FOR FLOODGATE… BUT SCOTT FROM BEHIND CHOPS THE LEG OF CY HENDERSON… SAVING HITCHMAN!!
Stew: Scott now looking to do much more than that… a hard stomp right across the back of Cy before he gets him back to his feet… he pushes him back into the turnbuckle and comes charging… THROWING HIS ENTIRE BODY AT CY!! Cy comes stumbling out of the corner… AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY SCOTT DIAMOND, DAMN NEAR TOSSING CY CLEAR ACROSS THE RING!! Say what you want about the guy, but his strength is more than impressive, that’s a 250 pound man that he just threw across the ring. Cy pulls himself back to his feet… Scott charges AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND BODY SPLASH!! Scott allows Cy to fall to the canvas this time.
Fan: Scott now heading out of the ring, lifting up the blue Pain for Pride ring apron and pulling out a steel chair! I can’t even begin to imagine what Scott could do with that… he brings it into the ring with him as Cy attempts to make it back to his feet… BUT SCOTT LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AND WRAPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF CY, AND FOLKS I MEAN WRAPS IT!! SCOTT PULLS THE CHAIR BACK AND IT’S WARPED IN THE SHAKE OF CY HENDERSON’S BACK!! Scott tosses the chair aside as he pulls Cy to his feet… SCOOP SLAM RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!! Scott into the cover!!
ONE! TWO!… KICK OUT BY CY!! And to the surprise of no one, a VERY fast count by Albert Hitchman.
HBG: OH ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! Something needs to be done against Albert Hitchman, this just isn’t fair… it’s not right, and at Pain For Pride no less! Scott again rolling out of the ring. Cy back to his feet as well, paying no attention to Albert Hitchman, knowing this is going to be every bit as tough as he probably thought it was going to be. Albert stands lurking in the background, he’s pretty stupid, but not stupid enough to get involved in this thing physically! Scott Diamond once again has the ring apron up, he now backs out revealing a second steel chair!… BUT LOOK AT THIS!! CY HENDERSON CATAPULTING HIMSELF OVER THE RING ROPES AND LANDING ON TOP OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!
Stew: AND NOW IT THINK CY’S GOING TO TAKE A FEW SWINGS WITH THAT CHAIR!! HE GRABS IT AS SCOTT GETS BACK TO HIS FEET… HE LIFTS IT UP AND WHAM!! RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD!!… SCOTT DIAMOND TEETERING, AMAZING THAT HE HASN’T GONE DOWN… BUT CY RAISES THE CHAIR UP A SECOND TIME AND ONCE AGAIN CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL!! THIS TIME SCOTT GOES DOWN… CY TOSSING THE CHAIR INTO THE RING, NOW TRYING TO GET SCOTT BACK IN AS WELL!! Cy hops up onto the apron and begins climbing the turnbuckle! He’s perched on top… Scott Diamond attempting to make it back to his feet after having his brains scrambled… CY LEAPS OFF… AND LEGDROP BULLDOG RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!! SCOTT FACE FIRST BOUNCING OFF THE STEEL!!… CY ROLLING SCOTT OVER ONTO HIS BACK… GLARING AT HITCHMAN… AND HITCHMAN DROPS DOWN INTO THE COUNT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!…………. OH C’MON!! THIS IS THE SLOWEST COUNT I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!… and SHOCKINGLY Scott Diamond kicks out!
Fan: Cy gets to his feet, trying to compose himself… he once again looks over at Hitchman who grows an evil grin, Cy Henderson grabs Scott Diamond by the head… a little blood beginning to trickle out of his forehead… and Cy attempts to open up the wound even more as he lands a right hand!… Cy grabs Scott by the arm and whips him into the ropes… Cy drops his head looking for the back body drop… BUT SCOTT… SCOTT!! SCOTT PUTS HIM IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH AND HE LIFTS HIM UP… COLD HARD JUSTICE!! COLD HARD JUSTICE DELIVERED TO CY HENDERSON WHO HITS THE CANVAS HARD… Scott wants to capitalize, he NEEDS to capitalize but he isn’t fully recovered from those chair shots and he collapses to the canvas as well!
HBG: Cy beginning to stir, digging his hands into the canvas as he tries to pull himself back up to a vertical base… Scott let’s out a sigh, he can’t believe that Cy is already showing life! Both back to their feet, this has turned into a bit of a stalemate, neither man being able to take full advantage… And still lurking in the background of it all is Albert Hitchman. SCOTT FIRES A RIGHT, CY COMES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN… NOW A SECOND AND SCOTT GOES STAGGERING BACK INTO THE ROPES!! CY COMES CHARGING.. CLOTHESLINE!! BOTH MEN FLIPPING OVER THE ROPES AND LANDING ON THE APRON! Cy using the ropes to pull himself to his feet now pulls Scott up as well!
Stew: Cy applies a front facelock… OH MAN!! CY MAY BE ATTEMPTING TO DDT SCOTT ONTO THE APRON!! BUT SCOTT SPINS OUT OF IT!! SCOTT SPINS OUT OF IT AND HUG’S CY FROM BEHIND… AND A GERMAN SUPLEX!! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE APRON AND CY GET’S TOSSED A GOOD FIFTEEN FEET ONTO THE METAL GRIDS OF THE RAMP!! Albert Hitchman with a wide grin as he looks on from the ring. HBG YOU mentioned neither man being able to take advantage… Well Cy may be done for here! Scott hops down from the apron sweating, he bites down hard on his mouthpiece and walks gingerly over to Cy Henderson, getting him to his feet and rolls him in the ring… SCOTT HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS HITCHMAN COUNTS THE COVER!!
ONE! TWO! AND CY KICKS OUT AGAIN!! QUICK COUNT AND ALL HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT!!
Fan: SCOTT IS FURIOUS, HITCHMAN IS SHOCKED!! SCOTT GETTING TO HIS FEET… YELLING AT HITCHMAN, TELLING HIM TO COUNT FASTER… HOW MUCH FASTER CAN HE COUNT?! HITCHMAN TELLING TO SCOTT TO KEEP HIS EYE ON THE PRIZE… SCOTT TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO CY… GETTING HIM BACK TO HIS FEET… OH CY!!… CY!! FLOODGATE!! FLOODGATE ON SCOTT DIAMOND!! AND CY DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER GOING FOR THE PIN… INSTEAD HE GOES RIGHT FOR ALBERT HITCHMAN… AGAIN GRABBING HIM BY THE COLLAR!! ALBERT BEGGING… PLEADING!! DAMN NEAR CRYING, TELLING CY THAT HE PROMISES HE’LL CALL IT DOWN THE MIDDLE FROM NOW ON!!… CY RAISES HIS FIST, HITCHMAN IS A WRECK OUT HERE, HIS FACE BEAT RED!! PLEADING MERCY!! BUT CY ISN’T GOING TO HAVE ANY OF IT… HE SLAPS HITCHMAN RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!… AND NOW OVER HIS SHOULDERS HE GOES!!… FLOODGATE!! FLOODGATE DELIVERED TO ALBERT HITCHMAN!!
HBG: Cy proud of his work turns around… WAIT!! SCOTT LIFTS HIM UP… THE VORTEX!! VORTEX BY SCOTT DIAMOND!! BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!! SCOTT LOOKING AROUND… NO REFEREE… AND LOOK AT THIS!! AS SCOTT WAITS FOR ANOTHER ONE… HE PUTS CY IN THE LIFE SENTENCE!! SCOTT APPLYING THE LIFE SENTENCE!!… THE DEVASTATING SUBMISSION HOLD, AND HERE COMES A REFEREE RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP… CY HENDERSON YET TO TAP OUT… THE REFEREE ENTERING THE RING, CY HENDERSON EXTENDING HIS ARMS TOWARDS THE ROPES… TRYING TO GET TO THEM IN ORDER TO BREAK, BUT THIS TYPE OF SUBMISSION LEAVES ALMOST NO ROOM TO MOVE!!
Stew: WAIT!! CY!! LOOK AT CY!! CY USING THE POWER IN HIS LEGS TO PULL SCOTT DIAMOND FORWARD… HE’S BROKEN THE HOLD!!… WAIT NO… HE REVERSED IT!! HE REVERSED IT INTO THE BERSERKER!! FROM ONE VICIOUS SUBMISSION TO ANOTHER… THIS TIME IT’S CY HENDERSON WITH THE BERSERKER!! BUT SCOTT!! GOOD LORD SCOTT!! SCOTT… SCOTT STANDING UP!! HE’S STANDING UP THE BERSERKER STILL LOCKED IN, WE TOLD YOU FOLKS, RAW POWER!! WE’RE SEEING TONS OF IT… SCOTT IS STANDING, CY STILL HAS THE BERSERKER APPLIED… SCOTT LETS OUT A ROAR AS HE PULLS CY UP… ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!… AND ANOTHER ONE!! A SECOND VORTEX!! SCOTT WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRRR– NO!! NO!! CY… CY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Fan: Scott rolls over, no longer anger on his face but exhaustion, shock! Scott has thrown everything he has at Cy… and Cy’s heart just won’t quit! That famous, marvelous heart of Cy Henderson refuses to give up! Scott pounding his fists into the canvas… he doesn’t know what to do! He spits his bloody mouthpiece out and tosses it aside… still no life shown from Albert Hitchman, Scott gets himself to his feet… Cy Henderson since the kick out has been all but dead. Scott gets him up… he throws a right! Cy gets knocked off his feet… Scott gets him up again, another right, and again Cy gets knocked down! Scott going for a third right… AND FOR A THIRD TIME CY FALLS TO THE CANVAS!! And now Scott glances over at the top rope… WAIT A MINUTE I WAS WRONG!! SCOTT DIAMOND HASN’T THROWN EVERYTHING AT CY HENDERSON!!… HE STILL HAS THAT SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
HBG: Scott heads out onto the apron and slowly makes his way to the top… Scott’s lost a lot of blood, that once small wound has completely opened up here! BUT CY!! CY’S MANAGING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!!… HE STUMBLES TOWARDS THE CORNER WHERE HE MEETS SCOTT WITH A RIGHT HAND… CY NOW UP ON THE FIRST ROPE… THROWING ANOTHER PUNCH… NOW ONTO THE SECOND ROPE, THROWING A FEW SHOTS INTO SCOTT’S JAW!!… CY NOW MAKING IT TO THE TOP ROPE… A FEW MORE RIGHTS!!… AND NOW HE GRABS SCOTT!!… FLOODGATE!! FLOODGATE FROM THE TOP ROPE!! CY DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO ROLL SCOTT OVER ONTO HIS BACK… AND HE DOES!! CY HENDERSON CRAWLING ONTO THE LIFELESS BODY OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! YES!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Beware’ hits as the referee helps Cy Henderson to his feet and raises his hand )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… CYYYYYYYYYYYYY HEEENNNNDERRRRRRRSOOOONNNN!!
Stew: HE’S DONE IT!! CY HAS SLAYED THE BEAST!! WHAT A WAR!!
Fan: Appearing at his first Pain for Pride since the magical night where he won the EAW Championship, Cy Henderson now has another signature Pain for Pride moment. It certainly wasn’t easy… but I can guarantee you that Cy won’t mind the pain when he wakes up tomorrow!
HBG: I’m so happy I could cry! THANK YOU CY HENDERSON!
( Camera fades backstage to a smiling Max A. Million backstage in front of the trainers room )
Max: Earlier tonight we witnessed a classic as Diamond Cage defeated StarrStan in the show’s opener. I’m out in front of the trainers room where Diamond Cage is currently being checked on. He’s expected to be out any moment and I’m hoping to get a word in with him.
( The door to the trainers room opens and out steps Diamond Cage with a towel around his neck and a smug smirk )
Max: Cage please, a few words?
Cage: Ehh, why not?
Max: Well first off, congratulations to you Diamond Cage… beating a three-time World Champion at his game at Pain for Pride certainly isn’t an easy task… it must–
Cage: Well… it wasn’t an easy task, but it was one that should’ve been expected. I did what I said I would do, did I not?
Max: Well yeah, I suppose so… but isn’t that what always happens? Win and say, “I told you so”, lose and then never bring up the fact you said you were going to win?
Cage: Oh Max… you’re SO LUCKY I’m in a good mood, it’s quite rare. So I’ll spare you, but as far as this interview goes, I’m gonna cut it short.
( Cage begins to walk off as Max drops his head )
Cage: But I’ll leave you with a nice little sound bite. StarrStan was the first step, albiet a big one in a master plan, I’m not done, in fact I’m far from it… only one thing will satisfy me Max, and it doesn’t take a genius to find out what it is.
( Cage wipes his head with the towel as he walks off )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7 OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL!!!… The winner of the match will receive a championship opportunity that they can use at any time for any championship in EAW!!
(“To The Stars” By Modestep hits as all the participants in the 24/7 Battle Royal make their way down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the participants….JASOON SKILLED!!! RAAAMII!!!! NEMESIS!!!!! RM VRANKOVIC!!! NICK PERRY!!! SAAAGGGEEE!!! SAH’TA THOR!!! AREEEN MSTISLAV!!! JACOB STEELEE!!!! ALEX ANDERSON!!! CLEOPATRA!!!! RYAN SAVAGE!!!! LUCIAN BLAACK!!!! VIC VENDETTAAA!!!! EDDIE MACK!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!!! AND CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
WWEFan: AND WERE OFF AS FIST ARE FLYING, EVERYONE IS TRADING RIGHT HANDS!!!! LUCIAN BLACK TEEING OFF WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE JAW OF JASON SKILLED!!! ALEX ANDERSON AND MOONLIGHT PREDATOR ARE TRADING RIGHT HANDS BACK AND FORTH WITH EACH OTHER!!! JASON SKILLED WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE OF LUCIAN….BUT LUCIAN FIRES BACK WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! JASON SKILLED OVER THE TOP ROPE, FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! HE’S ELIMINATED!!
Ring Announcer: Jason Skilled has been eliminated!
HBG: Demon’s council is watching each others backs as Moonlight Predator DROPS ALEX ANDERSON WITH A SNAP DDT!!! Moonlight adding insult to injury as he stomps all over the chest of Alex Anderson, as Vic rolling himself to the outside, what is he doing? Folks Vic isn’t eliminate as he went under, not over the ropes, and he grabs a steel chair, Vic runs in with the chair AND HE CONNECTS WITHA SICKENING SHOT TO THE BACK OF CLEOPATRA!!! VIC CONTINUES DELIVERING CHAIRSHOTS TO THE BACK OF A DOWNED CLEOPATRA!!!
Stew: EDDIE MACK RUNS AT VIC, BUT VIC DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO THE RIBS OF EDDIE AND VIC WITH A BRUTAL SHOT OFF THE BACK OF EDDIE!! meanwhile Ryan Savage has Rami in the corner delivering sickening kicks to the sternum, Ryan backing up as HE RUNS AT RAMI BUT RAMI FIRING OUT OF THE CORNER FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON RYAN TAKING HIM DOWN!!! Ryan is up dazed, as Rami tries to throw him over the top rope!
WWEFan: Ryan with an elbow to the body of Rami, AND HE LOCKS HIS HANDS AROUND HIS WAIST AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX AS RAMI IS ELIMINATED!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Rami has been eliminated!
HBG: ALEX ANDERSON FROM BEHIND TRYING TO ELIMINATE RYAN SAVAGE!!! RYAN PUSHING AA OFF OF HIM AND RUNS AT AA!! BUT AA CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!! Lucian Black and Vic Vendetta are trading right hands back and forth, CLEOPATRA WITH A CHAIR FROM BEHIND SENDS A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF VIC!!!! RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER IN THE BATTLE ROYAL!!! Cleopatra holding up Vic Vendetta as LUCIAN BLACK RUNS FOR A SPEAR!!!! AND HE SPEARS CLEOPATRA!!! LUCIAN BLACK JUST FOLDED CLEOPATRA IN HALF!!!
WWEFAN: LUCIAN IS SHOCKED!!! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO VIC AS VIC KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND DROPS HIM WITH A SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!! VIC GRABBING CLEOPATRA UP AND SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! CLEOPATRA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ring Announcer: Cleopatra has been Eliminated
HBG: VIC VENDETTA ISN’T DONE AS HE GRABS SAH’TA THOR AND CONNECTING WITH CHARLES MANSON!!!!! VIC SIMPLY JUST PICKING HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, SAH’TA THOR IS NOW ELIMINATED!
Announcer: Sah'ta Thor is eliminated!
VIC VENDETTA IS ON A TEAR ALREADY!!! Sage sending clubbing blows to the back of Aren Mstislav, Aren fighting back with elbows to the side of the head, and he TRIES TO CONNECT WITH A SUPLEX ON THIS MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL!!!! BUT SAGE PUSHING HIM OFF AND GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT, AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH THE 8 FOOT DROP TO THE FLOOR!!!!
Ring Announcer: Aren Mstislav has been eliminated!!
Stew: Sage has Moonlight Predator in his grasp AND DROPS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Moonlight Predator is flung across the ring, BUT CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT RUNS AT SAGE AS HE GETS UP WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!! Sage backing up into the ropes as CC tries to flip him over the top….BUT SAGE WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF CC AS HE BACKS UP, AND SAGE RUNS AT HIM WITH A DECAPITATING CLOTHESLINE!!! SAGE IMPRESSIVE HERE TONIGHT AS HE GRABS NEMESIS AND CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!
HBG: Nemesis firing back with right hands, RIGHT HANDS AT SAGE, AND HE RUNS AT HIM BUT SAGE WITH A BACK BODY DROP AS NEMESIS HITS THE CANVAS HARD!! LUCIAN BLACK TO HIS FEET WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO SAGE, SAGE IS ROCKED AND LEANING ON THE ROPES, CORRUPT WITH A STEEL CHAIR THAT VIC HAD EARLIER TO THE SKULL OF SAGE!!!! BUT HE IS STILL IN THE RING!!!! Corrupt placing the chair infront of the face of Sage as he tells Lucian to do something, AND LUCIAN WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH INTO THE CHAIR AS SAGE FALLS OUT OF THE RING!!! SAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Ring Announcer: Sage has been eliminated!
WWEFAN: AND CORRUPT WITH THE CHAIR SENDS A SWIFT SHOT TO THE BACK OF LUCIAN BLACK AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! LOOK!! Nick Perry on the apron, SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES FOR A HURRICANRANA ON ALEX ANDERSON!!!! AA propping up to his feet quick, AS NICK PERRY SENDING A THROAT THRUST TO ALEX!! AND A BACKHAND SLAP, AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK DROPPING AA!! Jacob Steele from behind turns Nick Perry around and fires away with open handed chops to the chest of Nick Perry, Jacob stops with the chops and begins delivering unforgiving forearm shots to the head, Nick Perry is reeling, as Jacob Steele runs at him BUT NICK PERRY SPRINGS JACOB UP AS STEELE IS UP IN THE AIR AND NICK CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE RIBS OF JACOB STEELE AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
HBG: BUT NO!! JACOB SAVES HIMSELF BY LANDING ON THE APRON, NICK PERRY THINKS HE’S ELIMINATED JACOB STEELE!!! AS JACOB SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK OF NICK PERRY AS HE DROPS!! Jacob up on his feet as Alex gets up to his feet AND KICKS JACOB STEELE IN THE GROIN, ALEX WITH A SHOT THE BACK, AND AA GRABS JACOB AND SLAMS HIS HEAD RIGHT DOWN ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! NO JACOB BLOCKS, ELBOW TO THE BODY OF AA, AND JACOB HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT AA PUSHES HIM OFF AS JACOB LANDS JAW FIRST RIGHT ON THE BARRICADE!! STEELE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ring Announcer: Jacob Steele has been eliminated!
Stew: Alex Anderson immediately grabs Nick Perry and tries to throw him over… BUT NICK REVERSES AND THROWS AA OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! BUT ALEX IS STILL ON THE APRON AS HE SENDS A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF NICK PERRY!!! Alex coming back in as he connects with a BEAUTIFUL! Snap suplex! Nemesis joining the beating of Lucian Black as he begins stomping all over him, AND CORRUPT BEGINS BEATING OVER HIS LEGS WITH THAT CHAIR!!! EDDIE MACK COMING TO LUCIAN’S AID AS HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING CALF KICK TO NEMESIS SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP!!! ROPE!!! CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT RUNS AT EDDIE WITH THE CHAIR, BUT EDDIE DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER CALF KICK WITH THE CHAIR BOUNCING INTO THE FACE OF CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT!!!
Ring Announcer: Nemesis has been eliminated
WWEFan: Ryan Savage is trading right hands with Vic Vendetta, are going at it, and Moonlight Predator has RM VRANKOVIC TEETERING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THIS COULD BE ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!!! RM PUNCHING MP RIGHT IN THE FACE AS MP BACKS UP, RMV RUNS AT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR FOR A SHOULDER TACKLE, MOONLIGHT PREDATOR SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AS RMV RUNS AT HIM FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE, BUT MOONLIGHT DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK!!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR WITH A BEAUTIFUL PELE KICK!!! AND MOONLIGHT PREDATOR PICKING UP RMV AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! RMV IS ELIMINATED!!
Ring Announcer: RM Vrankovic has been eliminated
HBG: Ryan Savage wraps his hands around the waist of Vic Vendetta AND PLANTS HIM ON HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! RYAN PROPPING BACK UP WITH VIC STILL IN HIS GRASP AND PLANTS HIM AGAIN WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! RYAN IS GOING FOR THE HAT TRICK!!! BUT VIC STOPS AS HE BREAKS RYAN’S GRASP AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND LOOKS TO GO CHARLES MANSON!! But Ryan pushes Vic AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZURGURI TO THE SKULL!!!
Stew: Nick Perry has Alex Anderson as he PLANTS HIM WITH A TORNADO DDT!!! NO ALEX ANDERSON BLOCKS IT AS HE LIFTS UP NICK PERRY AND PLACES HIM ON THE APRON!!! AA backing up as AS HE LOOKS TO BIG BOOT NICK PERRY OFF OF IT!! But Nick moves out of the way AS AA GOES GROIN FIRST INTO THE ROPES!!! Nick climbing the top turnbuckle and leaps off for A DIVING SENTON ONTO ALEX ANDERSON!!!
WWEFAN: AA is wobbly as MOONLIGHT PREDATOR ATTACKS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A CLUBBING SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! And HE SENDS A SOCCER BALL KICK TO THE RIBS OF ALEX ANDERSON!! Nick Perry SENDS A KICK TO THE RIBS OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR WHO WAS FOCUSING HIS ATTENTION ON AA FOR THE MOMENT AND NICK PERRY LOCKS HIS ARMS AND HITS A TIGER SUPLEX ON MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!!!
HBG: Eddie Mack is taking it to Christopher Corrupt as he slams his head on the turnbuckle, Corrupt firing back with right hands, but Eddie with a huge knee into the body of Corrupt, EDDIE RUNS AT CORRUPT AND TRIES TO GO CLASSIC EXAMPLE!!!! BUT CORRUPT HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES AS MACK GOES HEAD AND NECK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!!! Corrupt grabbing Eddie by the hair and looks to go for CORRUPTED!!!! HE LIFTS EDDIE MACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! BUT LUCIAN BLACK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO CORRUPT!!!!! EDDIE MACK DROPS DOWN AND SENDS CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT OUT OF THE RING!!!
Ring Announcer: Christopher Corrupt has been eliminated!
Stew: Se7en men are left here at Pain for Pride “Se7en” no pun intended, as Ryan Savage NAILS THE BUSAIKU ON VIC VENDETTA!!!! VIC ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! VICTOR ISN’T ELIMINATED BUT THE IMPACT OF THAT BUSAIKU DELIVERED BY RYAN SAVAGE SENDED VIC VENDETTA RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!!! Ryan Savage rolling himself out of the ring too as he goes underneath the ring and pulls out a LADDER!!! RYAN SAVAGE WITH A LADDER!!!! and Ryan begins to uncover the Spanish announce table and places Vic on it and delivers hard right hands to keep him down, the crowd is building with anticipation of what is about to happen here!
HBG: MEANWHILE IN THE RING ALEX ANDERSON CONNECTING WITH A FLAPJACK TO NICK PERRY!!! AND HE RACES TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! THE ECLIPSE CONNECTING ON NICK PERRY!!!! BUT AS AA IS GETTING UP MOONLIGHT PREDATOR WITH A KICK TO THE SKULL OF ALEX, AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH THE DR DRIVER II!!! EDDIE MACK RUNS AT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR CONNECTING THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE!!!!
WWEFAN: Each man delivering their finishers, BUT LOOK!! JESUS AS SOON AS MACK RISES TO HIS FEET LUCIAN BLACK WITH A SPEAR ON EDDIE MACK!!!! LUCIAN BLACK SPEARING EDDIE MACK HALF TO HELL, AND LOOK, RIGHT HERE ON THE OUTSIDE, RYAN IS ON TOP OF THE LADDER, VIC IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, RYAN SAVAGE LEAPS OFF THE LADDER FOR A FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! BOTH MEN CRASHING THROUGH
THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!! WHAT A DANGEROUS MOVE BY RYAN SAVAGE!!!
Stew: And In the ring Lucian Black pressing Nick Perry over his head, AND HE THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!! NICK PERRY IS GONE!!!
Ring Announcer: Nick Perry has been eliminated!
WWEFan: BAH GAWD, SIX MEN ARE LEFT IN THE 24/7 BATTLE ROYAL!!! RYAN SAVAGE IS CRAWLING OUT OF THAT RECKAGE, AND DRAGGING HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING!!! Lucian Black sees him and begins stomping all over him, Lucian with stomps all over Ryan Savage, and Lucian lifts him up and presses him above his head as he looks to eliminated Ryan the same way he did Nick Perry!!! BUT EDDIE MACK PULLING RYAN SAVAGE DOWN BY HIS LEGS AND CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HAND TO LUCIAN BLACK, MEMBERS OF DEMON’S COUNCIL ARE TRADING HANDS WITH EACH OTHER IN THIS CONTEST!!!
HBG: EDDIE MACK RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM THAT SPEAR LUCIAN GAVE HIM AS EDDIE KICKS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! Mack up to his feet as he runs off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A DIVING KNEE RIGHT TO THE NOSE OF LUCIAN BLACK!!! Eddie Mack irish-whips Lucian into the corner, and looks to throw him out, meanwhile Alex Anderson and Moonlight Predator rise to their feets, and Alex Anderson with a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE, BUT MOONLIGHT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI!!! AA IS LEANING ONTO THE ROPES AND MOONLIGHT PREDATOR CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK AS ALEX ANDERSON GETS KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Alex Anderson has been eliminated!
Stew: AND WE ARE DOWN TO FIVE!!! ONE OF THESE FIVE MEN WILL WIN THIS BATTLE ROYAL!! Moonlight Predator is joining Eddie Mack in trying to eliminate Lucian Black, RYAN SAVAGE RUNS WITH A DROPKICK AS HE LOCKS MACK OVER AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! WAIT NO!! MACK HOLDS ON AS HE BEGINS TO SKIN THE CAT….BUT RYAN SAVAGE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF MACK AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!
Ring Announcer: Eddie Mack has been eliminated.
WWEFan: Moonlight Predator immediately RUNS AT RYAN SAVAGE WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW!! Ryan firing back with a KICK TO THE RIBS!! Ryan whips Moonlight into the corner, Ryan runs, BUT MOONLIGHT STEPS OUT AS HE CATAPULTS RYAN SAVAGE OVER AND RYAN GOES JAW FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE FALLS DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!! Moonlight Predator grabbing his legs AND LOCKS IN THE MOONLIGHT MASSACRE!!!!! SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED!!! BUT SUBMISSIONS DON’T MATTER IN THIS MATCH!!! HES SITTING ON THE BACK OF RYAN SAVAGE, THE PAIN HAS TO BE EXCRUTIATING!!!
HBG: BUT LUCIAN BLACK WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE JAW OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR AS HE DROPS, Ryan Savage rising to his feet, AND LUCIAN COMES FLYING AT HIM FOR A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, RYAN IS UP QUICKLY AS LUCIAN PICKS HIM UP FOR A POWERSLAM….BUT RYAN PUSHES LUCIAN AND DROPS DOWN AS LUCIAN RUNS AT HIM BUT RYAN CATCHES THE ARM AND LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE!! HE HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!! CROSSFACE APPLIED BY RYAN SAVAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! BUT AGAIN SUBMISSION DON’T MATTER BUT THIS IS A SMART TACTIC TO DRAIN AN OPPONENT!!!
Stew: OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT!! VIC VENDETTA WITH A CHAIR TO THE SKULL OF RYAN SAVAGE!!!! CHAIRSHOT BOUNING OFF THE SKULL OF RYAN!!!! VIC PLANTS THE CHAIR INTO THE MAT AS HE LIFTS UP RYAN AND CONNECTS WITH CHARLES MANSON RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! VIC IS GRABBING A LIFELESS RYAN SAVAGE AND JUST SENDS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE, WERE DOWN TO OUR FINAL THREE!!!
Ring Announcer: Ryan Savage has been eliminated!
HBG: EITHER LUCIAN BLACK, MOONLIGHT PREDATOR OR VIC VENDETTA WITH WIN THE 24/7 BATTLE ROYAL!!! Moonlight Predator is still down from that superman punch delivered by Lucian Black…. Vic Vendetta with the chair still in his hand, he throws it down to the floor, AND LUCIAN TACKLES VIC DOWN AND BEGINS DELIVERING RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO VIC VENDETTA!!! VIC KICKING LUCIAN OFF OF HIM!!!
Stew: LUCIAN RUNS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND PICKS VIC UP BY HIS HAIR AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK SUPLEX!!! LUCIAN BLACK IS HEATING UP!! HE GOES TO A CORNER, AS HE IS SETTING HIMSELF UP FOR THAT SPEAR!!! HE IS GOING TO SPEAR VIC VENDETTA STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! VIC VENDETTA IS RISING AS HE IS IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER…. LUCIAN LICKING HIS CHOPS AS HE RUNS…… BUT VIC SIDE STEPS IT AS LUCIAN RUNS SKULL FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!
WWEFan: DAMN!!! HIS HEAD RAN RIGHT INTO THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL!! VIC VENDETTA DRAGGING LUCIAN OUT OF THAT CORNER AS HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SENTON AS HE DROPS HIS BODY WEIGHT ALL OVER THE BODY OF LUCIAN BLACK!!! Moonlight Predator is up AND HE IS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! VIC VENDETTA TURNS AROUND AS HE IS MET WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY FROM MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!!!!
HBG: MOONLIGHT NOW GRABBING VIC BY THE HEAD AND DELIVERING HARD SWIFT RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF VIC VENDETTA!! Lucian has a cut over his eye, but Moonlight going after him and begins targeting that cut deliver punches right into that open wound! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR GRABBING LUCIAN IS TRYING TO ELIMINATE HIM!!!! LUCIAN IS FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!!! VIC VENDETTA WHO IS FULLY REVIVED JUST FLIPS MOONLIGHT AND LUCIAN BLACK OVER AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Lucian Black and Moonlight Predator have been eliminated, AND YOUR WINNER AND THE HOLDER OF THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!!! VICCCCC VVVVEENNNDETTTTTTAAAA!!!
Stew-O: Vic does it! Vic wins the 24/7 contract and he now has the right to cash in any chance he wants for any title he wants, provided he doesn’t lose it!
WWEFan: Who’s Vic gonna cash in on though, that’s the question? This guy is psycho and only god knows what his plans are…
(Camera cuts to the outside of Michigan Stadium where Max A. Million, with a microphone in hand, watches as a Paddy Wagon arrives)
Max: Excuse me, Officers–
(Two Police Officers exit the vehicle and make their way to the back of it; opening the doors and escorting a silent Mikado Sekaiichi out of it in handcuffs)
Max: Mikado, could I get a word with you?
(The two Officers begin to escort Mikado into Michigan Stadium as Max follows)
Max: Mikado, do you have any thoughts heading into your World Championship defense against Mr. DEDEDE?
(Mikado remains silent as he continues walking)
Max: Anything would be fine… Anything to say at all?
(Mikado stops in his tracks; slowly turning his head to Max)
Mikado: … Do you believe in God?
Max: Excuse me?
Mikado: I’m here… I’m finally here. For so long, I’ve waited for this. All of the patience I burned away just waiting for the perfect moments so strike as I dealt with fools like Damien Murrow and Albert Hitchman. All of the sacrifices that it’s taken such as my dear Kendra Shamez and my Agents of Extreme. All of the effort it took to ensure I was stepping on this holy ground with that Championship trinket Mr. DEDEDE lusts for so much; ripping away the rightful wins of men such as Devan Dubian, Diamond Cage, Cy Henderson, Jacob Senn, Tyler Parker, and Scott Diamond. It all culminates here. I’ve already won. There’s nothing that can stop me from getting what I told DEDEDE and the rest of the World I would derive from tonight. I made this happen. I made ALL of this happen. Not for you, not for DEDEDE, not for any audience. I made it happen for Mikado Sekaiichi. Up until the final second of the last hour, there will be so many doubting me, but it’s what happens when the clock reaches zero that makes it all so gratifying. All of those who doubt this Battle; all of those who doubt me… They will watch and they will worship everything I do in that ring… If that’s not becoming a God, I don’t know what is.
(Mikado gives Max a reassuring smile before walking off with the Officers)
(Video package plays; highlighting the feud between Y2Impact and Tyler Parker for the National Extreme Championship)
(Camera cuts back to the Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is an IRON MAN MATCH with a 30-minute time limit… AND IS FOR THE E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHHIIIIPPPP….
(A long red carpet slowly rolls out from the stage all the way to the bottom of the ramp)
(Three replicas of the Answers World Championship rise from the sides of the ramp in glass cases)
(Three replicas of the World Heavyweight Championship rise from the sides of the ramp in glass cases)
(Two replicas of the Unified Tag Team Championships, one replica of the EAW Tag Team Championships, and one replica of the Inter-Brand Championship rise from the sides of the ramp in glass cases)
(A replica of the National Extreme Championship rises from in front of the end of the ramp in a glass case with a second empty glass case rising up next to it)
(The lights in the arena go out)
(Pyro explodes all across the stage before “Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the arena as a large throne appears at the top of the stage that only shows the back of it, which reads “The Quintessential Champion” on it)
Announcer: First, the challenger…. From Seattle, Washington!…. He weighed in tonight at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION….
(The throne slowly lowers down as Y2Impact is revealed behind it, standing in his signature pose; dressed in a navy blue and orange light-up jacket with a large kanji symbol on the center back)
Announcer: HE IS Y! 2!! IMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAACCCCTTTT!!!….
(Y2Impact spins around with a smirk across his face as he slowly makes his way down to the ring)
Stew: You can always count on this man, Y2Impact, to show off his eccentric side on occasions such as Pain For Pride! I may not exactly be “pulling for him”, but he looks very confident in himself that he’ll be walking out tonight with a second National Extreme Championship victory as he eyes that empty glass case next to the replica of the very Title he’s about to compete for.
(A massive cacophony of pyro explodes all around the titantron, stage, and ramp before stopping with one final explosion as “Eyes Closed” by BADBADNOTGOOD plays all throughout the arena and Tyler Parker can be seen standing at the top of the stage, dressed in a black and gold hooded robe and the National Extreme Championship around his waist)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Syracuse, New York!…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…. THE LIEGE OF LIGHT….
(Tyler removes his hood and makes his way down the ramp)
Announcer: TYLER PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!….
WWEFan: If you wanna talk about focused, then look no further than the National Extreme Champion. He shows NO intimidation whatsoever as he stares down with Impact while he passes that empty glass case… Tyler quickly enters the ring and takes off his robe before handing over his National Extreme Championship to the Referee… The Referee shows both men the prize they’re fighting for before signaling for the bell to officially begin this bout as the clock is thrown up on the screen!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: BOTH MEN EXPLODE OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS INTO A FRENZY OF FISTS INSIDE THE CENTER OF THE RING! NO MORE LOVE TO BE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO ADVERSARIES AS THEY ABSOLUTELY WHALE AWAY INTO ONE ANOTHER! TYLER MANAGES TO CATCH IMPACT WITH A TAKEDOWN AS HE CONTINUES THROWING FISTS INTO THE CHALLENGER!! Impact’s not even making an attempt to defend himself as he instead sticks to the offensive! Impact manages to turn the tide into his favor as he rolls both men over to himself now mounting the chest of Tyler; both men not letting up whatsoever with those fists sent flying! Impact cuts through Tyler’s attack with a powerful forearm that smacks Tyler’s head off of the canvas! Impact immediately clutches the hair of Tyler and pulls him in for a headbutt right into the face! TYLER WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT! Impact rolls off as both men quickly scramble back to their feet! This crowd is already salivating at the mouth at the mere sight of seeing these two men so rabid and out for one another’s blood as they get to their feet while both Impact and Tyler stare down from across the ring! Their hatred for one another ignites almost immediately as they both once again burst from their corners and come charging like locomotives on the same track! Impact goes for a clothesline, but it’s quickly scouted and ducked by Tyler! Impact realizes the mistake he made as he spins around, but he’s caught with a spinning kick into the mid-section from the Champion! Tyler pulls Impact in–European uppercut connects as Impact is sent backpedaling into the ropes! Impact uses the momentum off the ropes to his advantage as he charges forward! He’s caught with a second loud European uppercut from Tyler!
WWEFan: Impact may be losing any hopes of gaining control here as he’s sent back into the ropes from which he came! Impact nearly falling through the ropes! NO–HE USES THEM TO LAUNCH HIMSELF FORWARD WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE THAT DROPS TYLER! I don’t know where that one came from! Impact’s got that snide look on his face as he looks at his now downed opponent; quickly looking to keep the damage coming as he rushes into the ropes and coming back as Tyler flips onto his stomach–Impact jumps over him and goes into the adjacent ropes as Tyler rushes back to his feet.. Tyler with a big leap over an oncoming Impact! Impact coming back now and right into Tyler’s clutches! Big hip toss! No–Impact lands firmly on his feet and nails Tyler with a toe kick before going for a hip toss of his own! TYLER PULLS IMPACT IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE; TAKING THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN! Look at this! Tyler’s not letting it end there as he keeps a grip on the arm of Impact; dragging him back up to his feet! SECOND powerful clothesline connects! Impact’s in a lot of trouble here if he can’t think of something as Tyler pulls him up once again! THIRD CLOTHESLINE DROPS IMPACT RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! TYLER SIGNALS A POTENTIAL FALL COMING AS THIS CROWD RISES AGAIN!! Impact rolls straight to the outside before Tyler can make a move and though it may come off as cowardly to some, that’s a very smart move to make! Every action – ESPECIALLY in an Iron Man match – counts!
HBG: It’s a smart move if you wanna make yourself a sitting duck, because that’s what Impact just became as Tyler stalks him as the challenger scrambles to get back up to his feet on the outside! TYLER LOOKING TO LAUNCH HIMSELF WITH A SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY! IMPACT MOVES! No–Tyler sees it coming and stops himself before it’s too late on the apron! Impact turns around to eat the bottom of Tyler’s boot as it connects with his face and sends him stumbling backwards! TYLER LEAPS WITH A FINAL CHAPTER!!! Nobody’s home as Impact dodges out of the way and DRIVES Tyler spine-first into the barricade! Impact just unloading now with shot after shot after shot into the face of Tyler Parker! That’s how you take care of business! Impact isn’t a six-time World Champion and soon to be two-time National Extreme Champion for nothing! He wasn’t going to fall for that little trick of Tyler’s and he’s showing that in spades here as he grabs Tyler and pulls him in for a series of knees into the mid-section! Now pulling Tyler’s head down into the onslaught of knees! Absolutely brutal! He grabs Tyler and could be looking for an Irish whip here! TYLER GOES FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE!! IMPACT COMES CHARGING RIGHT AFTER HIM! TYLER MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE COLLIDING WITH THE BARRICADE AND SWIFTLY THROWS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE JAW OF A CHARGING IMPACT! TYLER LEAPS TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE?! MOONSAULT!!! IMPACT PUSHES TYLER INTO THE FRONT ROW CROWD INSTEAD!!
Stew: Those fans certainly don’t look very happy with finding the National Extreme Champion in their laps, but Impact looks all too pleased with himself as he gives a confident smirk while reaching down and dragging his opponent back up… TYLER SPRINGS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT?! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! TYLER’S NOT WASTING ANYTIME HERE WHATSOEVER AS HE PULLS IMPACT IN; LOOKING TO PICK HIM UP FOR SOMETHING HUGE AS THE CROWD SCATTERS AROUND THEM AND LEAVING NOTHING BUT A COUPLE ROWS OF EMPTY CHAIRS THAT ARE PERFECT FOR CAREER ENDING MANEUVERS!! HE’S GOT IMPACT UP!! IMPACT’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT AS TYLER COULD BE LOOKING FOR A DEPRAVITY RIGHT INTO THOSE CHAIRS! IMPACT WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TYLER! TYLER DROPS IMPACT FORWARD AS HIS BODY LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! Impact may have found his way out of that precarious position, but it only lead him to another! TRIFORCE DDT!!! AN ELEVATED TRIFORCE DDT CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS DRILLED RIGHT INTO THAT CONCRETE!!! Tyler’s hurting, but he’s got the ball in his court as of THAT offensive maneuver! However, the clock is ticking and the only way he’ll be able to get any falls is by doing so IN the ring! Tyler realizes this and looks to do just that as he drags Impact back up with him.. Impact’s not done fighting! He’s miraculously not busted open as he gets up to his feet and pushes Tyler away and into the empty chairs!
WWEFan: IMPACT SPITS IN TYLER’S FACE!! HE’S GOT NO RESPECT! NO RESPECT FOR HIS FORMER PROTEGE WHATSOEVER! Tyler didn’t expect that as he slowly wipes off the saliva.. AND CHARGES!! IMPACT CATCHES HIM IN HIS TRAP AS HE SENDS TYLER UP AND OVER THE BARRICADE! Tyler manages to land on his feet! Forearm to the back of Impact’s skull! IMPACT GRABS A FRONT ROW CHAIR AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE BRIDGE OF TYLER PARKER’S NOSE!! IMPACT LEAPS TO ONE SIDE OF THE BARRICADE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF TYLER PARKER!!! Tyler drops like a sack of bricks down to the mat as Impact pulls himself up using the barricade and climbs back over… But he’s not alone! No; he’s got that steel chair in hand as he begins verbally assaulting the now downed Tyler… Tyler knows he can’t waste a single second, but he may not be in much of a position to decide how he spends his time as Impact continues to berate him! IMPACT DRIVES THE TOP OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF TYLER! HE DRIVES IT INTO HIS BACK AGAIN! IMPACT NOW REPEATING HIS ACTIONS FROM LAST WEEK’S SHOWDOWN AS HE CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF OF THE SPINE OF TYLER WITHOUT MERCY!! Impact’s growing more arrogant with every passing second he has Tyler at his mercy… Tyler’s trying to get back up, but Impact continues to mock him as he pushes him back down the ground again and again and again! Impact aggressively grabs a hold of Tyler’s face! LOWBLOW!!! TYLER SWINGS AN ARM INTO THE GROIN OF IMPACT, WHO DROPS TO HIS KNEES!
HBG: Goddamn it! This is precisely why women don’t have balls; we’re not stupid enough to fall for shit like that! Impact’s in great pain, but he grabs his chair! TYLER WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER SHOT CONNECTS TO IMPACT! HEADBUTT FROM TYLER TO IMPACT! FOREARM! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! OPEN HAND CHOPS ACROSS THE FACE NOW AS A DAMAGED TYLER RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET SLOWLY BUT SURELY, BUT NOT LETTING IMPACT OUT OF HIS CLUTCHES FOR EVEN ONE SOLITARY SECOND! HE’S UP! TYLER SWINGS A POWERFUL KICK RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM OF IMPACT! ANOTHER KICK LIGHTS UP THE CHEST OF THE HALL OF FAMER! TYLER PARKER JUST UNLEASHES A SERIES OF KICKS THAT GET LOUDER AND LOUDER WITH EVERY CONNECTION!!! TYLER PUTS A STOP TO IT AS HE BACKS AWAY; LETTING OUT A BATTLE CRY FOR THESE THOUSANDS OF RABID FANS IN ATTENDANCE TO HEAR INTO THE CHEAP SEATS!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK OFF THE SKULL–IMPACT CATCHES IT! IMPACT QUICKLY SPRINGS UP WITH TYLER IN HIS GRASP! EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!!! JESUS! TYLER CRASHES INTO THAT DAMN POST SPINE-FIRST AS A BATTERED IMPACT AND HE DROP DOWN! These two are decimating one another! Absolutely not letting up! Tyler may have landed right on his head after that maneuver; he could even be concussed, but you KNOW he’s not gonna show it!
Stew: You’re right about that, HBG, the clock continues to tick away with neither man having gained a single fall yet as they’ve focused on nothing but punishing each other for the most part! Impact is doing his damndest to get up, but he’s physically drained! He’s pushing himself to his limits just to get to his feet one more time and that may be all he needs to perhaps gain the upper-hand and even take home the victory! Impact’s almost up as he reaches for that chair; using it for leverage before unfolding it and placing it down.. Impact stumbles over to a downed and barely moving Tyler as he drags him up… DON’T! THE HAIL MARY!!! FULL-NELSON FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AS THE SKULL OF TYLER PARKER GOES THROUGH THE SEAT OF A GODDAMN CHAIR!!! IMPACT IS ON THE BRINK OF A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH IN THIS BATTLE AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF EVEN FURTHER TO DRAG A DESTROYED TYLER BACK UP… HE SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! TIME KEEPS TICKING AS IMPACT FORCES HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING! HE ROLLS INTO A COVER ON IMPACT; HOOKING ONE LEG!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: KICK OUT! TYLER PARKER HAS KICKED OUT OF THE PINFALL ATTEMPT AS IMPACT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!! Tyler has proven time and time again that he’s as tough as nails and tonight is NO exception to that rule! Impact clutches a hold of the Referee’s uniform as he pulls himself back up to his feet! Impact pushes the Referee out of his way as he yells for Tyler to stay down! IMPACT CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!!! TYLER’S GOT ONE FOOT UP IN THE AIR AS IMPACT LANDS RIGHT INTO IT! TYLER JUST BARELY MANAGING TO SAVE HIMSELF THERE AS IMPACT SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET! IMPACT CAN’T LET THIS OPPORTUNITY SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS! HE WAS ON A ROLL AND HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS MOMENTUM IF HE WANTS TO GAIN A FALL! HE’S UP! KIP UP?! TYLER PARKER WITH A KIP UP?! IMPACT CAN’T BELIEVE IT AND NEITHER CAN I! IMPACT SWINGS AS TYLER DUCKS IT! TYLER LOCKS THE WAIST FROM BEHIND!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! IMPACT BLOCKS IT! LEFT ELBOW INTO TYLER! RIGHT ELBOW! LEFT ELBOW AGAIN!! IMPACT BREAKS FROM HIS GRIP AND SPINS AROUND FOR A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!! TYLER’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE WOOZILY STUMBLES AROUND WHILE IMPACT RUSHES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! IMPACT WITH A ONE-HANDED BULLDOG AS TYLER IS DRIVEN FACE-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!! IMPACT MAY HAVE TYLER WHERE HE WANTS HIM AT LAST!
HBG: Oh I can feel it! I can smell both Impact AND his first fall from here! Impact’s got a lust for victory in his eyes as he stalks his opponent! The Champion is doing everything he can to get back to his feet! He’s too battered to continue, but Tyler subconsciously KNOWS he has to keep fighting to get to his feet and that’s exactly what Impact’s waiting for as he holds his arms out wide in that signature pose we’ve seen so many times! Tyler’s ripe for the picking as he slowly stumbles up to a vertical base! CODEBREAKER!!!! NOT YET!! NOT YET AS TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, TYLER IS FIGHTING THIS CODEBREAKER!! TYLER USING THAT SUPERHUMAN-LIKE STRENGTH OF HIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE KEEPS IMPACT SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! IMPACT WITH A SHOT INTO TYLER! ANOTHER! TYLER NAVIGATES IMPACT INTO A NEUTRAL CORNER AND ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HEADBUTT! TYLER PARKER THROWING RAPID HEADBUTTS INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT AS IT SPLITS BOTH OF THEIR FOREHEADS!! IMPACT’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT TYLER’S OVERWHELMING HIM WITH HIS ATTACKS!
Stew: INCREDIBLE! TYLER’S GOT HIS SECOND WIND AND HE’S USING EVERYTHING IN IT AS HE LAYS INTO IMPACT!! HE RUSHES UP THERE TO IMPACT AS HE PULLS HIM IN?! HE’S PULLING IMPACT UP!! DEPRAVITY!!!! DEPRAVITY CONNECTS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS IMPACT GOES FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL!!!! WHAT A TURN AROUND! WHAT A DEVASTATING MANEUVER THAT WAS AS IMPACT HAS NOT MOVED AN INCH YET! TYLER LOOKS LIKE A POSSESSED MAN AS HE EXITS TO THE OUTSIDE! Tyler’s got nothing but malicious intent in his mind and you can see his hands shaking from the sheer damage he’s been dealt thus far as he grabs a hold of Impact and drags him back up… PICKING HIM UP?! What’s he… DEPRAVITY!!!! A SECOND DEPRAVITY RIGHT ONTO THE MAT!!! TYLER’S RUNNING ON NOTHING BUT PRIMAL INSTINCT AS HE PULLS BOTH HIMSELF AND IMPACT UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING… Tyler’s going for it as he slides in!! No–Tyler grabs Impact and pulls him in… DEADLIFTING THE CHALLENGER UP?!! NO WAY!! DEPRAVITY!!!! A THIRD CONSECUTIVE DEPRAVITY CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS AND TYLER PARKER COVERS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(Scoreboard shows Tyler Parker – 1/Y2Impact – 0)
WWEFan: What an absolutely hard-fought brawl these two competitors have put on in this contest thus far, but regardless of that successful pinfall, the show will continue on and so will this match as the clock continues to countdown! Tyler Parker has found himself in the lead after that back and forth action with his former mentor; delivering not one, not two, but THREE Depravity’s onto his opponent before capturing the fall and yet anything could happen regardless! Both men look as if they may have nothing left in the tank, but Impact needs to pull through and fight to outscore Tyler now that he’s at the disadvantage! Tyler climbs back up to his feet using the ropes to aid him as he stumbles towards a still downed Impact; possibly looking for another fall!… No, Tyler seems to only be shaking his head… A distressed Y2Impact looks up at the seemingly refusing Tyler Parker..
Tyler (without a microphone): It’s over… You’re not worth anymore. You hear that? You’re not worth anymore.
HBG: Those are fighting words and it certainly seems to have ignited the proverbial fire underneath Impact’s ass as he attempts to get back up… Tyler with a shot to the face of Impact! Impact’s knocked back down, but his expression hasn’t changed one bit! He’s got a purpose and he’s not letting Tyler go after those words! Impact clutches the body of Tyler now as he uses them to drag himself back up while Tyler continues to shake his head! Tyler continues to disparage his opponent as Impact rises up! IMPACT THROWS A FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF TYLER! That’s gotta piss him off! Tyler only turns back around to a look of disgust towards Impact! Impact’s absolutely furious as he sends another forearm into Tyler! Another! Another! IMPACT WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN!!! NO–TYLER CATCHES IT! TYLER ONCE AGAIN SHAKING HIS HEAD AT IMPACT! Tyler refuses to fight him any further; telling him to just give up! IMPACT PULLS TYLER IN–SMALL PACKAGE?!!! HE’S GOT HIM WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!…..
Stew: TYLER POWERS OUT OF IT! BOTH MEN RUSHING UP TO THEIR FEET! IMPACT WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! TYLER’S HESITANT.. HE PULLS IMPACT IN FOR A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN! FRANKENSTEINER!!! IMPACT WITH A FRANKENSTEINER ON TYLER OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE RUSHES BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS QUICKLY AS HE PHYSICALLY CAN! HE CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!! TYLER ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS IMPACT LANDS ON HIS FEET! Impact immediately charges into the adjacent ropes and back! BASEBALL SLIDE INTO TYLER SENDS THE CHAMPION CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! IMPACT ISN’T FINISHED YET AS HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP! HE GOES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN! SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS INTO TYLER PARKER!!! WHERE’D THAT COME FROM?! IMPACT’S PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS IN THIS ONE AS BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE RENDERED DOWN AND OUT! It could be anyone’s game after Impact just sacrificed his own body in a big bad way, BUT Tyler remains in the lead on the scoreboard! Hold on! Look at this as Impact seems to be the only one moving here as he slowly rises back up with Tyler not far behind! Impact gets up first and grabs a hold of Tyler.. TYLER SPRINGS UP AND DRIVES IMPACT SPINE-FIRST INTO THE APRON! TYLER NOW WHALING AWAY INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT WITH A FLURRY OF BLOWS!!
WWEFan: Absolutely NO mercy from the National Extreme Champion tonight! He’s got no further courageous emotions in his eyes; just the disgust in his former mentor that he puts into every blow he connects with! Impact’s being brought to his knees as Tyler continues to batter him! Tyler backs away from the attack as he once again tells Impact to stay down! Telling Impact he doesn’t deserve to be his mentor! Tyler Parker wasn’t kidding when he told Impact he wanted to humiliate him! Impact refuses to heed Tyler’s warnings nonetheless as he continues to seek his first fall of this contest! Tyler doesn’t look happy.. HE LEAPS TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! IMPACT CATCHES HIM!! HE’S GOT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB SENDS TYLER PARKER INTO THE FIRST FOUR ROWS OF EMPTY CHAIRS AS THE CROWD SCATTERS!!! TYLER PARKER IS LOST IN A SEA OF UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIRS AS IMPACT MAY HAVE JUST FOUND A SAVING GRACE!! Everything hinges on that counter! Impact quickly climbs over the barricade; ignoring all the damage he’s taken as he pushes through it to make his way to Tyler! He pulls him up… And sends him back over!
HBG: The clock is ticking closer and closer to the end as Impact hurries to get a fall; climbing back over the barricade and pulling Tyler up… HE SENDS TYLER ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! IMPACT NEEDS TO MAKE THE COVER! HE SLIDES IN! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………
Stew: IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH AS TYLER KICKS OUT!! Impact can’t believe it! He absolutely cannot believe the resilience of his opponent! These two blood-stained warriors have given their all, but Tyler refuses to let this match tie-up! Impact has no choice but to keep trying as he drags Tyler back up with him… Tyler with a shot to the gut! Another! He pushes Impact off and into the ropes! IMPACT COMES CHARGING BACK LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN! TYLER SENDS HIM UP!! POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS WITH GREAT VELOCITY AS A TRIBUTE TO TYLER’S FORMER PARTNER, CHARLIE!!! Tyler could be looking to end it now as he quickly rushes over to the nearest corner! Look at this! Impact isn’t giving up yet as he pushes through the pain to get back to his feet! TYLER’S PERCHED! MOONSAULT ON A STANDING IMPACT!!! CODEBREAKER!!!! AN UPSIDE DOWN CODEBREAKER CONNECTS ON TYLER PARKER IN MID-MOONSAULT!!!! UN-BE-LIEVABLE!!! TYLER PARKER IS DOWN! HE’S OUT!! HE’S NOT MOVING AN INCH AND NEITHER IS IMPACT! IMPACT NEEDS TO COVER HIM! HE NEEDS TO! EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT IN HIM; HE NEEDS TO USE IT TO GET THIS FALL!! HE’S CRAWLING! IMPACT DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF TYLER PARKER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
(Scoreboard shows: Tyler Parker – 1/Y2Impact – 1)
WWEFan: HE GOT HIM! HE… NO! LOOK–THE FOOT OF TYLER’S HANGING ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE REFEREE’S SAYING NO! It’s back to 1-0 with Tyler Parker in the lead as Impact looks absolutely defeated! Impact pulls both himself and Tyler up with everything he’s got left; intent on getting that fall! He’s up! Impact backs up a few feet for momentum! HE CHARGES! TYLER DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND CATCHES IMPACT!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS!!! Tyler’s slowly dragging himself up using the ropes as blood pours down his nose from that Codebreaker earlier! No mercy in his eyes at all! He’s not even going for the cover! Impact is doing all he can to get up as Tyler shakes his head once again; telling him to just stay down! Impact uses those ropes to pull himself up; looking more desperate than I’ve ever seen him! Tyler isn’t happy about that as he walks towards him looking to–IMPACT WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE’S GOT THEM LOCKED IN!!
HBG: TYLER MAY TAP!!! HE MAY… NO–TYLER’S FIGHTING! LOOK AT THIS! TYLER’S QUICKLY OVERPOWERING HIM AS THEY STRUGGLE! IMPACT DROPS DOWN AS TYLER QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF UP!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!! TYLER’S GOT THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE DRAGS IMPACT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THE FINAL MINUTE BEGINS!! TYLER’S JUST CONTORTING HIS OPPONENT MERCILESSLY!! IMPACT HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! HE TAPS!!!!
(Scoreboard shows: Tyler Parker – 2/Y2Impact – 0)
Stew: TYLER SEEMS TO HAVE THIS WON AS HE KEEPS THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN! HE CAN’T GET ANOTHER FALL WITHOUT BREAKING THIS SUBMISSION, BUT HE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN! 30 SECONDS LEFT AS THE OFFICIAL TRIES TO PRY TYLER OFF OF IMPACT!! IMPACT MAY BE OUT COLD AS TYLER KEEPS THE HOLD IN TIGHT; NOT LETTING IMPACT GO ANYWHERE!! TYLER LOOKS AS THOUGH HE’S PUTTING DOWN A DOG HERE AS HE SHOWS NO EMOTION IN SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF IMPACT WITH HIS OWN HOLD!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Eyes Closed” by BADBADNOTGOOD plays all throughout the arena as an exhausted Tyler Parker drops to his knees after finally releasing the Walls of Impact)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WITH A SCORE OF 2-0….. AND STTTTTTTTIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!…… TYLER PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRR!!!!
Stew: What an absolutely phenomenal match by two of the greatest competitors to have ever stepped foot in an EAW ring! They brought everything they had to the table tonight and what a show they delivered! Tyler Parker did exactly as he said he was going to do here tonight at Pain For Pride! He said he was gonna hurt Y2Impact! He said he was gonna humiliate Impact! And though he put up one Hell of a fight, Y2Impact has successfully been both hurt AND humiliated!
(The Referee hands Tyler Parker the National Extreme Championship as multiple medical technicians look over Impact)
WWEFan: I couldn’t agree more, Stew, Tyler Parker has yet again reminded everyone why he will be back as a World Champion one day, but I think tonight will suffice quite nicely in the meantime. Tyler has defeated his former mentor and simultaneously retained his National Extreme Championship in his very first defense! I say that’s a pretty good night all in all!
HBG: Well at the very least, Impact’s sitting up as he’s being looked at on the ring apron while Tyler stands to his feet with the National Extreme Championship proudly on his shoulder… Hold on! Impact pushes the medical staff away from him! He looks like he’s having none of that! Impact successfully gets them away from him as he drops off the apron and down to one knee… Impact slowly forces himself back to his feet, but he’s staggering…
Stew: Impact looks too proud to listen to common sense here as he walks his way slowly up the ramp while Tyler looks on.. Hold on! Tyler exiting the ring now! He’s making a beeline for Impact! This might not end well!! Tyler spins Impact around! Hold on… Impact.. Impact seems to be holding back tears as he and Tyler stare down with one another… Both men having words with one another our cameras can’t quite pick up before Tyler steps aside for Impact? Tyler seems to understand something we don’t as Impact takes the invitation and makes his way back towards the ring while Tyler takes his leave up the ramp…
(Impact slowly rolls back into the ring and pulls himself up; stepping into the center of the ring as he takes his time looking around at all of the people in attendance)
WWEFan: Something tells me this match may have meant more than we or even Tyler Parker knew… Tears now rolling down the cheeks of Impact as he embraces the hundreds of thousands of clapping fans that seem to understand that this may have been Y2Impact’s final match.
(A smile forms across the face of a teary-eyed Impact as he bows his head before looking back up at the sea of fans on their feet)
Stew: Well, if this truly is the end, he picked one heck of a way to go out.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO!
Impact (without a microphone): Thank you.
(Impact takes a bow before slowly exiting the ring; untapping his wrists as he proudly makes his way back up the ramp)
( Camera pans to Dark Demon in a pre-taped video sitting in a swing on a park at night, with the Answers World Championship around his waist and his head down )
Dark Demon: Pain …suffering …I know all about it. I know how it feels to pain, I know how it feels to suffer, I know how it feels to lose things that are the most important to you because I’ve lost all that is important to me before. I’ve felt unimaginable pain, I’ve suffered in ways that many men couldn’t dream of. I walked into Pain for Pride last year with the company on the line and I failed, I failed and I let all that I care about down.
Dark Demon: All I keep hearing is that I’m some shell of my former shelf, some …pathetic washed up shell of my old self. All I keep hearing is that I’m going to lose, going to die by Hades and Crash, that I stand absolutely no chance against two men I helped mould into the future. They say the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think he didn’t exist but I disagree with that …the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think he could be beaten, that you had a chance. I do not fear Zack Crash or Hades the Hellriaser, I will not receive my judgement and punishment tonight but I will hand it out to Hades and Crash, for all that they have done. For Tarah Nova, who may never wrestle again because of these selfish men. THIS Answers World Championship is all I have left in my life, Cameron Ella Ava left me, EAW left me, Zack Crash left me but I am not losing this championship, not to Crash or Hades. I will walk out champion while I leave them in bodybags.
Dark Demon; I’m facing two gunslingers with the guns squarely pointed in my face, that I know, that I embrace. I embrace pain, I embrace the pain that I will suffer tonight and I’ll embrace the pain that I’ll dish out to both Hades and Zack. I’ll embrace that nothing they do can hurt me more than I’ve felt before, nothing can make me suffer like I’ve suffered before. I’m facing mission impossible I know, I’m needing a miracle perhaps but I will win tonight, I WILL retain my championship …and free myself of my nightmare put onto me eighteen months ago at Road to Redemption 2012. There will be no …Cinderella story tonight, no happy endings, nothing to cheer for, that I PROMISE, VOW, onto you. Hades will choke again, Zacks emotions will cost him in the end.
Dark Demon: Quothe the Answers World Champion, forevermore.
( Dark Demon stands up from the swing and smirks )
( Highlights begin to play of Dark Demon attempting to recruit Zack Crash to the Council on the first Dynasty of 2014, of Dark Demon recruiting Zacks best friend Tarah Nova, Zack declaring war on Demon, Zack Crash defeating the Council at Reckless Wiring and stabbing Demon in the head with the railroad spike in the House of Horrors, Zack Crash vowing to win the Grand Rampage to Dark Demon demanding Hades eliminate Crash but rejecting the demand, The Council eliminating Crash and Demon trying to eliminate Hades, Hades announcing he’s challenging Demon at Pain for Pride, to Dark Demon attempting to burn Kendra Shamez alive and Crash making the save, to Cleopatra firing Crash and the roster going on strike )
( A Military jet can be again seen flying over the arena as Zack Crash along with a camera man can be seen standing in the jet by the door as several workers are strapping a jet-pack to his back )
( ‘’Crash’’ by Decfyer Down plays as Zack Crash leaps from the open door of the military jet as Zack Crash flies in the sky above the arena with the jetpack as fireworks blast off into the sky near him )
( Zack Crash lowers himself down onto the revolving globe that’s placed on an open fist high above the ring, Crash removes the jet-pack and yells from the top of his voice )
Zack Crash: I’M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
( Zack Crash begins to walk to the support beams, climbing down the beams as he lowers him onto the turnbuckle, lifting his arms high in the air to the crowd, pumping them up )
Stew-O: WHAT an entrance by Zack Crash! Quite the daredevil attitude in him and this is the next he’s been waiting for, the next that he finally gets his hands on Dark Demon, on Hades The Hellraiser and attempts to win back the Answers World Championship!
Ring Announcer: And please welcome at this time, to preform Hades The Hellraisers theme song for one night only …hailed as one of the greatest rap stars in history …here to preform ‘’Takeover’’ ….THIS IS ….JAYYYYYYYYYYYYY-ZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Jay-Z is shown standing on top of the Pain for Pride logo with a microphone in hand )
‘The takeover, the break’s over nigga
God MC, me, Jay-Hova
Hey lil’ soldier you ain’t ready for war
Hades The Helraiser too strong for y’all
It’s like bringin a knife to a gunfight, pen to a test
Your chest in the line of fire witcha thin-ass vest
You bringin them Boyz II Men, HOW them boys gon’ win?
This is grown man BIA, get you rolled into triage
Beatch – your reach ain’t long enough, dunny
Your peeps ain’t strong enough, fucka
The House of Renegades is the army, better yet the navy
Niggaz’ll kidnap your babies, spit at your lady
We bring – knife to fistfight, kill your drama
Uh, we kill you motherfuckin ants with a sledgehammer
Don’t let me do it to you dunny cause I overdo it
So you won’t confuse it with just rap music’’
( Jay-Z continues rapping as a loud revving sound can be heard through the arena as Hades The Hellraiser rides out in a custom-styled ‘THOR’ motorcycle and rides it down the long ramp as fire shoots up all around the sides of the ramp )
‘T.H.O.R we runnin this e-fed shit
Hades The Hellraiser we runnin this e-fed shit
Jacob Senn, we runnin this e-fed shit
Get zipped up in plastic when it happens that’s it
Venom, we runnin this e-fed shit
Chris Corrupt we runnin this e-fed shit
Watch out! We run EAW!’’
( Jay-Z continues rapping as Hades rides the motorcycle all around the ring, parking it at the end of the ramp before entering the ring, getting right into the face of Zack Crash before the referee pulls them apart )
Stew-O: Hades pulling off a great entrance, with Jay-Z of all people preforming! Hades seems focused, he seems determined, he’s been in World title matches and lost due to circumstances like interference, he’s vowed to win the championship tonight, he’s vowed to win his first world championship tonight.
HBG: I don’t know, I’m more of a Nas fan…
( The entire arena fades to pitch darkness ) …
( Holograms of Demons begin flying through the arena as the arena remains in total darkness )
( The Pain for Pride logo begins to erupt into flames as the holograms of the Demons fly over it )
( ‘’The House of the Rising Sun’’ by White Buffalo plays as Dark Demon walks out through the curtain, dressed in usual grunge clothes, makes his way down the long ramp as more Demon holograms appear, walking down the ramp with Dark Demon, like an army of Demons coming to the ring )
( The fires eventually die out as Dark Demon climbs up onto the apron, dropping his head down as he does the Jesus crucifixion pose )
HBG: Dark Demon has done EVERYTHING he can think of to whesal his way out of this match, he’s tried threatening to burn the title, he’s got Cleopatra to fire Crash, to remove Hades out of the match, tonight he’s got to face in his own words ‘’two gunslingers with the gun pointed squarely at him’’ and tonight, I think, I PRAY for my own sake, he gets his sins punished tonight.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is YOUR PAIN FOR PRIDE DAY ONE MAIN EVENT …AND IT IS FOR THE EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: First, in this corner, he is hailing from Charleston, West Virigina, he is weighing in at 225lbs, he is the ‘’THE REBEL’’ ….THE ‘’ULTIMATE THRILL SEEKER’’ ….THE ‘’DEMON SLAYER’’ ….ZACKKKKKKKKKKK CRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: And in this corner, he is from Devil Town, North Carolina, he is weighing in at 312lbs, he is THE 2014 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER …’’THE BIG DEVIL’’ ….’’DYNASTY’S VINTAGE HELLRAISER’’ ….HADEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLRAIIIIISERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: And finally, in this corner, he is from the Edge of Sanity, he is weighing at 225lbs, he is THE CURRENT REIGNING, DEFENDING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION …THE ‘’EATER OF SOULS’’ …THE ‘’WIDOW MAKER’’ ….DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKK DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: Here we go, our main event is under way as CRASH CHARGES OUT OF HIS CORNER AND NAILS DEMON WITH A FLYING KNEE INTO THE OPPOSING CORNER!!! Crash unloading on Demon with lefts and rights! Lefts! Rights! Crash completely laying into Demon, he’s waited for this moment for SIX MONTHS but Hades shoves Crash out of the way and it’s Hades who’s laying into the Champion with those STIFF, HARD, VICIOUS fists into Demon! Hades is laying into Demon, but Crash shoves Hades out of the way and goes back to laying into Demon! But Hades shoves Crash away, getting into Demon again, Crash pulls Hades away and both men go face to face, arguing with each other, they both want Demon, they have to keep their egos, their emotions in check here…AND CRASH SLAPS HADES IN THE FACE! HADES STRIKES BACK WITH A HAYMAKER INTO CRASH! Crash and Hades exchanging fists between them, Demon said he’d let them kill each other and swoop in for the win and he might just do that as Hades Irish-whips Crash off the ropes and Hades looks for the BIG BOOT! BUT CRASH DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND COMES FLYING BACK FOR A CROSSBODY! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM! HADES CATCHES CRASH IN HIS ARMS AND LOOKS FOR THE BRIMSTONE, BRIMSTONE ON CRASH!! BUT DEMON FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK INTO HADES! Demon quickly stomping into both Hades and Crash, throwing shots in while he can as Demon lifts Crash up but CRASH QUICKLY FIRES BACK WITH AN UPPERCUT STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF DEMON! Another uppercut by Crash! Another! Another! Demon stumbles into the ropes as Crash charges for a clothesline but DEMON DUCKS AND BACKBODY DROPS CRASH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASH SMACKS INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
WWEFan: Crash hit the floor hard, you could even hear the ‘thump!’ and Demon smirks but is quickly spun around by Hades who ROCKS Demon in those ropes with stiff fists! Demon is cornered by those roeps as Hades continues to smash into him …Hades whips Demon into the opposing ropes and Demon comes flying back as Hades looks for the BIG BOOT AGAIN! BUT DEMON GRABS THE BOOT, THROWING IT DOWN AND SPINS – ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS INTO HADES! DEMON CAUGHT HADES WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!! BUT HADES DOESN’T EVEN SEEM AFFECTED, IT DIDN’T EVEN AFFECT HADES! Demon looks confused and looks for a second rolling e—Hades catches Demon by the throat, looking for the chokeslam! But Demon drops to his feet behind Hades, right down onto his feet BUT LOOK AT THIS! ZACK CRASH IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CRASH LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE INTO BOTH DEMON AND HADES! CRASH TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN! Dark Demon rolls out of the ring, as Hades is already getting up but Crash quickly charges at him with a SHINNING WIZARD INTO HADES! BUT HADES SIDE-STEPS IT, AS CRASH CONNECTS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE! CRASH’S LEG IS CAUGHT IN THE ROPES AS HE DROPS INTO A TREE OF WOE AS HADES QUICKLY STOMPS ALL OVER HIS FACE! CRASH IS DEFENCELESS, HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON THOSE ROPES AS HADES IS STOMPING REPEATEDLY, RAPID, STOMPS INTO THE FACE OF CRASH! Hades smirks as Crash is still left upside down as Hades bounces off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF CRASH! BUT CRASH LIFTS HIS BODY UP IN THE AIR, AS HADES IS SENT FLYING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
HBG: Hades lands on his feet outside the ring but Demon quickly pounces on him! Demon sending forearms into Hades as Demon grabs Hades and CONNECTS WITH THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE BARRICADE! THE BACK OF HADES’S HEAD CONNECTS INTO THE BARRICADE! Hades is sitting by the barricade, clutching his head as Demon quickly looks underneath the ring, looking to bring weapons into this as Demon pulls out a WOODEN TABLE! Demon looks to bring that table into the ring BUT CRASH WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE TABLE, KNOCKING IT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON! Demon stumbles into the barricade, dropping the table as Crash climbs up the turnbuckle, CRASH LEAPS WITH A MOONSAULT INTO BOTH DEMON AND HADES TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!! WOW, WOW, WOW!!! Zack Crash lifts himself up to his feet and walks to the time-keeper, grabbing the steel chair, Crash folds that chair as CRASH SWINGS THAT CHAIR AT HADES!!!! BUT HADES SMASHES HIS FIST INTO THE CHAIR!!!! HADES PUNCHES THAT CHAIR INTO CRASHES FACE!!!! THE CHAIR JUST SMASHED INTO HIS FACE, WHAT POWER, WHAT STRENGTH BY HADES!! Crash stumbles, dropping the chair and Hades grabs him – HURLING CRASH INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE SHOULDER OF ZACK CRASH SMASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! THOSE STEPS COME FLYING OFF WITHIN IMPACT AS HADES SMIRKS, HADES NOW GRABS ZACK BACK UP AND PULLS HIM IN, RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOTTOM PART OF THE STEEL STEPS …OH MY GOD, HADES DRIVES THE ARM OF CRASH INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A DDT!!! HADES JUST DROVE THE ARM OF CRASH INTO THOSE STEPS!!! CRASH IS YELLING IN PAIN, CRASH IS YELLING OUT IN AGONY CLUTCHING HIS ARM!!! Hades knows EXACTLY what he is doing here as he lifts himself back up and BEGINS STOMPING ON THAT ARM OF CRASH!!! SEVERAL STOMPS INTO THE ARM OF CRASH ON THE STEPS!!!! VICIOUS, CRUEL, STIFF STOMPS INTO THAT ARM ON THE STEPS!!! HE’S GONNA REBREAK CRASHES ARM!!!
Stew-O: Crash rolls off the steps, clutching his back in HUGE amounts of agony, the damage has been done to him, this doesn’t look good at all for Crash but DEMON LOW BLOWS HADES FROM BEHIND!!! Hades drops to a knee in pain as Demon quickly gets infront of him — DEMON DDT INTO THE STEPS!!!!! DEMON PLANTS HADES INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! HOLY CRAP, HADES JUST GOT DRIVEN HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! Demon smirks, lifting Hades up, Hades might be knocked out completely as Demon rolls Hades into the ring, hooking a leg of Hades!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………SHOULDER UP BY HADES!!!!
WWEFan: WOW! Demon looks absolutely shocked at this, pounding into the mat, Demon quickly lifts himself up as Hades looks battered from that shot, as Demon lifts himself up and rolls out of the ring, Demon grabs the steel chair Crash had …Demon slides back in with the steel chair, Hades is laying flat on his back with the chair in the hand of Demon who LOOKS TO SWING IT INTO THE CHEST OF HADES!!! BUT HADES USES HIS LEGS TO PULL DEMON IN, HELLS GATES!!!! HELLS GATES!!!!! DEMON IS TRYING TO AVOID THIS, TRYING TO GET OUT BUT HADES LOCKS IT IN!!!!! HADES LOCKS IN THE HELLS GATES ON THE CHAMPION, ON DEMON!!!!!! DEMON IS CAUGHT!!!!! DEMON IS CAUGHT IN THE HOLD!!!!! DEMON HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO, THERE’S NO ROPE BREAKS IN EAW, DEMON DROPS THE CHAIR, HE’S TRYING TO LIFT HADES UP FOR A POWERBOMB BUT HADES OUTWEIGHS HIM, DEMON IS CAUGHT!!!!!! DEMON DROPS TO HIS KNEES, STUCK IN THE HELLS GATES AS HADES TIGHTENS THE HOLD!!!! CRASH IS MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR, DEMON CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THIS!!!! DEMONS GONNA HAVE TO TAP, HE’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT TO THIS HOLD, HADES IS TIGHTENING IN THE HELLS GATES WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH, ALL HIS FORCE, ALL HIS MIGHT, ALL THAT HE CAN MUSTER UP!!!! DEMON IS FIGHTING IT, REFUSING TO TAP OUT BUT HE MUST, HE CAN’T ESCAPE THIS, HE’S UNABLE TO ESCAPE TH—WAIT!!!!! DEMON LIFTS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, STILL STUCK IN THE HELLS GATES BUT DEMON FLOATS HIMSELF OVER HADES BODY, GETTING HADES WITH A BRIDGING PIN!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….KICK OUT!!!!
Stew-O: Well, that’s one way of getting out of the Hell’s Gates! Demon is coughing up terribly though, suffering from the effects of the hold as Hades lifts himself back up, Hades is back on his feet as he grabs that steel chair and SMASHES IT INTO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON!!!! HADES WITH ANOTHER SWING!!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!!! 5, 10, 15 CHAIRSHOTS TO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON BY HADES THE HELLRAISER!!!! HADES, JUST LIKE HE DID TO CRASH, IS PICKING A WEAKNESS IN DEMON AND WORKING ON IT!!!! DEMON WENT THROUGH THE SHOP WINDOW LAST WEEK SPINE FIRST AND HADES IS NOW WORKING ON IT WITH THOSE BRUTAL CHAIR SHOTS!!! Demon is utterly motionless on the mat, his spine must be destroyed as Hades lifts Demon up, grabbing him onto his shoulder and DROPS DEMON FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!!!! DEMON COMES STRAGGING OUT AS HADES CHARGES FOR A RUNNING BIG B—-CRASH OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE INTO HADES!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID CRASH COME FROM!?!?! Crash is clutching his arm in pain, he had to fight through it to throw down Hades, as Demon is slumped by the ropes, Crash is lifting himself up and grabs Demon – SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! DEMON HITS THE CHAIR SPINE FIRST AGAIN AND YELLS OUT IN PAIN!!!!! CRASH ISN’T DONE, NAILING A STANDING MOONSAULT INTO DEMON ON THE CHAIR!!!! CRASH NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF DEMON FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …….NO!!!!!!!! HADES BREAKS IT UP!!!!!!
HBG: Hades JUST broke it up, lord almighty as Crash is getting to his feet, still clutching that arm as Hades rocks him with Haymakers! Crash stumbles but fires back WITH AN ENZURGI INTO HADES!!!!! BUT HADES BLOCKS IT!! CRASH QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET BUT HADES GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!! DEMON IS GETTING UP BUT HADES GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT ASWELL!!!!! HADES HAS BOTH DEMON AND CRASH BY THE THROAT!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!! BUT DEMON AND CRASH KICK HADES IN THE MID-SECTION, BOTH MEN CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE DDT ON HADES!!!!!! HADES PLANTED INTO THAT CHAIR FACE FIRST BY DEMON AND HADES!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! Hades rolls out onto the apron, Demon and Crash trading shots on their knees! Lefts and rights! Both men lifting themselves to their feet, lefts by Demon! Rights by Crash! Lefts by Demon! Rights by Crash! Forearm by Demon! Forearm by Crash! Slap by Demon! Slap by Crash! DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW ON CRASH! DUCKED BY CRASH! WHO FLOORS DEMON WITH AN ELBOW OF HIS OWN!!!!!!!! WOW, CRASH LAYING DEMON OUT WITH DEMONS OUT SIGNATURE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!! Demon rolls out onto the apron, clutching his face as Crash drops to his knee, holding his shoulder in pain, this has got to put Crash in a major disadvantage at the moment, fighting with one arm as Demon is lifting himself up onto the apron but CRASH CHARGES AND SPEARS DEMON OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE BARRICADE, BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! OH MYY GOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! ZACK CRASH SPEARED DEMON OFF THE APRON AND SENT BOTH MEN THROUGH THE BARRICADE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!
WWEFan: THEY BOTH MIGHT BE DEAD!!!! THEY BOTH MIGHT BE FUCKING DEAD!!!!! NEITHER DEMON OR CRASH ARE MOVING IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THE BARRICADE!!!! DEMON TOOK THE MOST OF THAT AND THAT’S ONLY GONNA ADD TO HIS DAMAGED SPINE!!!! This is how much Crash hates Demon, how much he wants to destroy him, to end him completely, Zack is starting to move, starting to make movements, Demon is still completely out of it, Zack didn’t suffer too much of that move and he’s lifting himself to his feet, staggering and in pain as he lifts Demon up to his fe—WATCH OUT!!!!!!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO BOTH DEMON AND CRASH IN THE CROWD!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HADES TAKES DOWN DEMON AND CRASH AND EVEN MEMBERS OF THE CROWD!!!!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVE BY HELLS THE HELLRAISER!!! UTTERLY AMAZING AS ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN IN THE CROWD!!!! Hades lifts himself back to his feet as he grabs Crash, Hades brings Crash out of the crowd and back to ringside as HE WHIPS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!! BUT CRASH REVERSES, SENDING A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HADES AND LEG-SWEEPS HIM FLAT ON HIS BACK, GRABBING BOTH LEGS OF HADES AND CRASH CATAPULTS HADES INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!!!! HADES GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! CRASH ACTUALLY HIT IT, HADES HIT THAT RINGPOST HARD AND CRASH LOOKS UNDERNEATH THE RING, PULLING OUT A LADDER,A 15FT HIGH LADDER AS HE RAMS IT INTO THE FACE OF HADES!!!! HADES GOES DOWN AS CRASH STANDS OVER HADES, SMASHING THAT LADDER INTO HIS CHEST!!!!! OVER AND OVER!!!!! CRASH IS RAMMING THAT LADDER AS HARD AS HE POSSIBLY CAN INTO THE CHEST OF HADES!!!!! CRASH MAY DESTROY HADES LUNGS AT THIS RATE, 10, 15, 20 SHOTS OF THAT LADDER INTO THE CHEST OF HADES!!!! Crash now rolls Hades into the ring, Hades is coughing up BLOOD from his mouth as Crash covers him!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………
Stew-O: IT’S BROKEN UP BY …WHAT THE HELL!?!?! LUCIAN BLACK BREAKS IT UP!!! OH GOD NO, THE COUNCIL ARE STORMING INTO THE RING, LUCIAN, EDDIE MACK, XAVIER WILLIAMS, CLEOPATRA, THEY’RE ATTACKING CRASH AND HADES WHO ARE DEFENCELESS HERE!!!! MACK AND WILLIAMS HAVE STEEL CHAINS IN THEIR HANDS, AS THEY LIFT HADES UP, WILLIAMS SMASHING THAT STEEL CHAIN RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF HADES, BETWEEN THE EYES!!!! THEY’RE ALL DEFENCELESS!!! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO STOP THIS BUT CLEOPATRA ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THE REFEREE AND DUMPS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!! MACK WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND THE THROAT OF ZACK CRASH, THROWING CRASH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND PULLING BACK ON THE CHAIN, CHOKING CRASH WITH IT!!!!! CRASH IS BEING HUNG WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN AS EDDIE MACK IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM WITH IT!!!!! CLEOPATRA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, CHECKING ON DEMON WHO’S STILL MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR, LUCIAN BLACK ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, PULLING OUT A BARBED WIRE TABLE AS HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING, WILLIAMS THROWS THAT TABLE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AS HE LIFTS UP HA—-SPEAARRRRRRRR BY LUCIAN BLACK!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK SPEARS HADES RIGHT THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! HADES IS LAYING IN THAT BARBED WIRE, THAT BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO, PIERCING INTO, HIS SKIN!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! EDDIE MACK IS STILL CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF CRASH, WHO’S BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH!!!!!!! THIS IS WRONG, SO VERY VERY WRONG!!!!!!! DEMON HAS GOTTEN SUCH A HUGE ADVANTAGE AS THE COUNCIL ARE DOING THE WORK FOR HI—
HBG: LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!! THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES – VENOM, JACOB SENN AND CHRIS CORRUPT – ARE MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE RING ON A MOTORIZED COOLER!!! THE RENEGADES ARE COMING OUT HERE!!!!!!!
Venom: THESE BOYS WANNA FIGHT …OH WE’LL GIVE EM A FIGHT ALRIGHT!
WWEFan: OH BOY!!!! THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES JUMP ONTO THE APRON, AS THE COUNCIL STARE DOWN AT THE RENEGADES, IT’S LIKE DYNASTY ALL OVER AGAIN, WE GOT OURSELVES A WAR AND I’M NOT GETTING INVOLVED THIS TIME!! VENOM INSTRUCTING SENN AND CORRUPT TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH AS THEY CHARGE IN AS THE COUNCIL AND THE RENEGADES START A HUGE BRAWL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS, FISTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!!! LUCIAN AND CORRUPT, SENN AND MACK, VENOM AND WILLIAMS!!!!! CORRUPT AND SENN CLOTHESLINE LUCIAN AND MACK OUT OF THE RING, AS VENOM AND WILLIAMS FIGHT EACH OTHER OUTSIDE THE RING– SENN AND CORRUPT CHARGE OFF THE ROPES — DOUBLE SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES INTO MACK AND LUCIAN!!!!!!!!! THAT’S ONE WAY OF WIPING THEM OUT!!!!!! WE GOT AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD NOW ALTHOUGH NEITHER HADES NOR CRASH HAS ACTUALLY MOVED A MUSCLE, THEY ARE BOTH LAYING IN POOLS OF BLOOD!!!! CLEOPATRA ROLLS DEMON BACK INTO THE RING, THROWING HIM ON TOP OF CRASH AND CLEO REVEALS A REFEREE SHIRT, OH NO, YOU’RE KIDDING, SHE’S NOT REALLY GONNA …CLEO MAKES THE COVER FOR DEMON ON CRASH!!!!! NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY!!!!!
Cleopatra **counting fast**: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …………
HBG: CLEO JUST GOT DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING!!!!!! WHAT THE …WHO THE …XAVIER WILLIAMS DRAGGED HER OUT OF THE RING AND THROWS CLEO INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! XAVIER ROLLS INTO THE RING, AS DEMON, UNAWARE AT WHAT XAVIER HAS DONE, IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET, AS DEMON REALISES WHAT XAVIER DID, HE LOOKS SHOCKED, HEART BROKEN EVEN THAT XAVIER JUST STOPPED THE COVER, XAVIER IS STARING A HOLE AT DEMON BEFORE DROPPING DEMON TO THE MAT WITH THE WELCOME TO DETRIOT!!!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK INTO THE DARK DEMON!!!!!! DEMON GOES DOWN!!!!!! DEMON GOES DOWN!!!!!! XAVIER THROWS CRASH ON TOP OF DEMON AS XAVIER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND WALKS UP THE RAMP, XAIVER JUST TURNED HIS BACK ON DARK DEMON!!!!! A SECOND REFEREE IS RUNNING DOWN HERE AS HE SLIDES IN, COVER, WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION ,ZACK CRASH IS PINNING DARK DEMON!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …..NO!!!!!!!! HADES BREAKS IT UP!!!!! HADES KEEPS THE MATCH GOING, OH MY GOD!!!!!
Stew-O: JAW-DROPPING!!! Hades WILL NOT lose this match like this, Hades grabs the steel chain, wrapping it around his fist as Crash is getting up and HADES SMASHES THAT CHAIN INTO THE FACE OF CRASH!!!!! CRASH FALLS TO THE MAT, AS HADES CLIMBS ON TOP OF HIM!!!!! HADES SMASHES HIM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN ASSISTED FIST, GROUND AND SMASH STYLE AS HE IS HAMMERING INTO CASHES FACE!!!!! CRASH IS BUSTED OPEN FROM HIS HEAD AS HADES REFUSES TO STOP, MORE AND MORE AS CRASH IS BEING COVERED IN BLOOD, HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!!! HADES HAS ABSOLUTELY SNAPPED IN HIS PURSUIT TO WIN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE IS SMASHING CRASHES FACE TO KINGDOM COME, HADES FINALLY STOPS AND BLOOD IS PISSING DOWN THE FACE OF CRASH, HIS ENTIRE FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK AND ITS COMING ONTO HIS CHEST, INTO HIS MOUTH, INTO HIS EYES, I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!!! HADES NOW LIFTS CRASH UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, LOOKING FOR THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!! IF HADES HITS THIS, IT’S SURELY OVER!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!!!!!! DARK DEMON RUNS AND STABS HADES RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID DEMON GET THAT RAILROAD SPIKE OUT OF??? WHERE DID HE GET THAT, I DON’T KNOW BUT HADES IS DOWN ON THE MAT, HE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY ALONG WITH CRASH, OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! DEMON STABBED HADES RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD, HADES IS LOSING BLOOD RAPIDLY, HE’S LAYING IN A POOL OF BLOOD GETTING BIGGER BY THE MOMENT AS DEMON HOOKS A LEG!!!!! COVER!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: HE DOES IT!!!! HE DOES IT!!!!! DARK DEMON RETAINS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!! OH MY GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!! WAIT, WAIT, THE REFEREE IS WAVING IT OFFF!!!!!!! HADES HAS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! OH MY GOD, I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! I DON’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!! NEITHER DOES DEMON, THE RAILROAD SPIKE DIDN’T WORK, DEMON IS POUNDING INTO THE MAT, WHAT MUST HE DO??? WHAT MUST DARK DEMON DO??? DEMON IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, STICKING THE RAILROAD SPIKE INTO HIS ELBOW PAD AND OH NO!!!! DEMON IS LIFTING HADES UP, HADES SLUMPED BY THE ROPES, AS DEMON NAILS THE RAILROAD SPIKE ASSISTED ROLLING ELBOW INTO HADES!!!!!!!!!! HADES SLUMPS OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD I THINK HE MAY BE DEAD!!!!!! DEMON KILLED HIM!!!!!!! HADES NEEDS MEDICIAL HELP!!!!! HADES NEEDS ACTUAL MEDICIAL HELP!!!! HE’S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD, HE’S LOSING BLOOD RAPIDLY!!!! THAT MOVE HAS ENDED EVERY SINGLE CAREER, THE CAREER OF EVERYBODY WHO’S TAKEN THAT MVOE HAS ENDED AND HADES MAY BE ADDED THAT LIST! Look at this though, Crash is up on his feet, Crash and Demon are staring each other down in the middle of the ring.
Zack Crash: Forget him! We settle this NOW!
WWEFan: CRASH CHARGES AT DEMON!!! SENDING SHOTS AT RIGHT AT HIM!!!! BOTH MEN UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS, CRASH KICKS DEMON IN THE MID-SECTION AND LOOKS FOR THE CRASH-TEST!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! DEMON SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY, CRASH COMES FLYING BACK BUT DEMON WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE ASSISTED ROLLING ELBOW!!! BUT CRASH DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT, GRABBING DEMON INTO A WAIST-LOCK – GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE BROKEN BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!! DEMON IS SENT CRASHING INTO THAT BARBED WIRE!!!!! THE BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO, PIERCING INTO, HIS SKIN!!!!! DEMON IS IN WORLDS OF PAIN!!!! Crash rolls out of the ring, grabbing another table from underneath the ring, Crash is sliding that table into the ring and opening it, guys we seriously need EMTs down here for Hades the Hellraiser, he’s gonna bleed to death…Crash has that table open as he grabs Demon and RIPS him out of the barbed wire, lifting him up and looking for a BRAINBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! NO!!!!!! DEMON DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET, ROLLING ELBOW INTO CRASH!!!!! CRASH DROPS HIMSELF ONTO THE TABLE, AS DEMON STAGGERS INTO THE TURNBUCKE, DEMON STILL IN WORLDS OF PAIN AS HE CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE …WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING …DEMON RARELY GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, HE’S LOOKING FOR THE DEMON STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! DEMON IS IN WORLDS OF PAIN, SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CRASH KICKS THE REFEREE, KNOCKING HIM INTO THE REFEREE AS DEMON LANDS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Stew-O: Crash now rolls off the table, climbing up the turnbuckle as he grabs Demon, sending shots into him, forearms, headbutts, elbows, Demon is not hitting back as Crash stands up —LIFTING DEMON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS — F5!!!!!!!! CRASH WITH THE F5 OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND SENDING DEMON THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, SCENES OF PAIN FOR PRIDE LAST YEAR WHEN SCOTT DIAMOND DID THE SAME TO DEMON!!!!! DEMON IS COMPLETELY LAID OUT IN THE BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THE TABLE AS CRASH IS ALSO DOWN, CRASH IS LAYING IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN BLOOD CAUSED BY HADES, HIS SHOULDER INJURED BY HADES, BUT HIS MORTAL ENEMY DARK DEMON IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLEO F THE RING!!!! BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS, ALL THREE MEN HAVE GIVEN IT THEIR ALL IN THIS AMAZING MATCH, CRASH CRAWLS, DRAPING AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF DEMON, SURELY THIS IS IT!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……………NO!!!!! HADES BREAKS IT UP!!!!!!!
HBG: HADES IS COMPLETELY DRENCHED IN BLOOD, HIS ENTIRE BODY IS DRENCED IN BLOOD!!!!!! HE’S LAID OUT ON THE MAT, I DON’T KNOW HOW HE IS ALIVE LET ALONE BREAKING THAT UP BUT HE MGHT HAVE COST CRASH THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Hades is laid out flat on his back, you have to give Hades all the credit for continuing this because lord knows how he is doing it I’ll never know ….Crash is lifting himself to his feet, going towards Had—HADES BRINGS CRASH DOWN AND TRAPS HIM IN THE HELLS GATES!!!!!!!!! HELLS GATES BY HADES!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! CRASH IS TRAPPED IN THE HELLS GATES!!!!!!! CRASH IS STRUGGLING, HE’S BEEN SO BEATEN UP, HE’S ALREADY A BLOODY MESS AND I DON’T THINK HE HAS THE STRENGTH TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH!!!! HADES IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, SURELY CRASH HAS TO TAP OUT HERE!!!! SURELY THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR CRASH BUT TO TAP OUT!!!! SURELY CRASH HAS NO MORE FIGHT LEFT IN HIM, SURELY CRASH HAS NO MORE WILL TO COMPETE LEFT IN HIM, HE CAN’T EVEN FIGHT THIS, HE’S JUST LAYING DOWN COMPLETELY ON THE MAT AS HADES IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD!!!!!! CRASH LIFTS HIS HAND UP, I THINK THIS IS IT, CRASH IS GONNA TAP OUT!!!! CRASH TAPS O—-NO!!!!!! DEMON WITH THE DEMON STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS INTO HADES!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! DEMON CONNECTED WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY RIGHT INTO THE BLOODY FACE OF HADES!!!! Hades releases the hold and rolls to the apron as Zack is laid out … Demon rolls out of the ring, grabbing a THIRD table into this match, sliding it into the ring and setting it open, Demon lifts up Crash onto his shoulders, oh god!!! OH GOD!!!
WWEFan: DEMON WITH THE PSYCHO DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! THE TORTURE RACK INTO A PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! NO!!!! CRASH IS FIGHTING IT WITH ALL HE HAS, ALL HE HAS LEFT, KNEES, ELBOWS, FOREARMS, ANYTHING AND CRASH DROPS TO HIS FEET, ROLLING ELBOW INTO DEMON!!!!!! DEMONS OWN MOVE USED AGAINST HIM AS DEMON SLUMPS ONTO THE TABLE, DEMON IS LAYING ON THE TABLE AND CRASH IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN, THROUGH THE SUFFERING, THROUGH THE AGONY, AS HE OUT OF THE RING, WHERE IS CRASH GOING?? WHERE THE HELL IS CRASH GO—-CRASH IS CLIMBING UP THE SUPPORT BEAMS!!!! CRASH IS CLIMBING UP THE SUPPORT BEAMS THAT HOLD THE GIANT FIST/GLOBE THAT CRASH LANDED ON FOR HIS ENTRANCE, CRASH IS CLIMBING MAYBE, SIXTY, SEVENTY FEAT HIGH ABOVE THE RING, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING ….CRASH IS WALKING RIGHT BELOW DEMON, WHOS DOWN ON THE TABLE SEVENTY FEET BLOW ….DON’T DO THIS CRASH, DON’T RISK THIS!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF TO KILL DEMON!!!! IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!! IT’S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT ….PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU, DON’T DO THIS ….CRASH TAUNTS DEMON WITH THE CRUXIFICTION POSE BEFORE FLIPPING DEMON THE MIDDLE FINGER ….
HBG: CRASH LEAPS WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP FROM 70FT HIGH IN THE AIR INTO DEMON THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT DEMON ROLLS OFFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST SECOND AS CRASH IS SENT THROUGH THE TABLE AND THROUGH THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH WENT THROUGH THE RING AND TABLE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD HE’S DEAD!!!!!! HE’S FUCKING DEAD!!!!! HE’S ALL FUCKING DEAD!!!!! CRASH RISKED IT ALL AND GOT NOTHING, DEMON LOOKS ON IN SHOCK THROUGH THAT GAPING HOLE IN THE RING, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! WE NEED MEDICIAL HELP OUT HERE, WE NEED FUCKING MEDICIAL HELP OUT HERE FOR CRASH, HE’S GOTTA BE DEAD, HE’S GOTTA BE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!
( A replay of the move plays )
Stew-O: DEMON SWIFTLY TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO HADES, LOOKING TO —-HELLS GATES!!!!!!! HELLS GATES BY HADES ON DEMON!!!!! HADES TRAPS DEMON IN THE HELLS GATES!!!!!!!! DEMON IS CAUGHT FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS HOLD, DEMON QUICKLY TRIES FLOATING OVER BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO SO!!!!!! HADES IS FORCING IT IN HARDER!!!!!! TIGHTER!!!!!! DEMON IS STRUGGLING, REFUSING TO TAP OUT!!!!!!! REFUSING TO GIVE UP!!!! REFUSING TO END HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!!!!! DARK DEMON HAS NEVER TAPPED OUT IN HIS CAREER OFFICIALLY AND HE DOESN’T WANT TO START NOW!!! HADES GRABS THAT RAILROAD SPIKE — STABBING DEMON IN THE FOREHEAD WITH IT WHILE TRAPPING DEMON IN THE HELLS GATES!!!!!! SEVERAL QUICK JABS WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE ON DEMON, WHO’S GUSHING BLOOD ONTO HADES WHILE TRAPPED IN THE HELLS GATES!!!!!!! DEMON TAPS OUT!!!!!! DARK DEMON TAPS OUT!!!!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION, WE GOT A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWW ……EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION …………HADESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLRAIIISEEERR!!!!!!!
WWEFan: HE’S DONE IT!!!! HADES HAS DONE IT!!!!! HADES HAS FINALLY WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! OH MY GOD, WHAT AN AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING MATCH, YOU HAVE TO APPLAUD THESE THREE FOR THAT PHENOMENAL MATCH THEY JUST PUT ON, ONE FOR THE AGES! ONE WORTHY OF PAIN FOR PRIDE!
( Hades The Hellraiser is helped to his feet by the House of Renegades who are up to their feet, all four celebrating as Hades is handed the Answers World Championship )
HBG: THREE YEARS, THAT’S HOW LONG HADES HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS NIGHT, FOR THIS MOMENT, ALL THE HOOPS HE HAD TO OVERCOME, TO CONQUER, HE’S DONE IT!!!! LADIES AND GENTEMEN, HADES THE HELLRAISER HAS REACHED HIS DESTINY, HE’S REACHED THE PROMISED LAND!!!
( fireworks go off all around the building as Hades cuddles the championship to his face, despite bleeding heavily before slumping to the ropes )
Stew-o: I’VE NEVER, EVER, SEEN IN MY LIFE SOMEBODY TOOK THAT AMOUNT OF PUNISHMENT AND STILL COME THROUGH!!! TWO RAILROAD SPIKES, INTERFERENCE, COUNTLESS OTHER THINGS, HADES STILL HAS OVERCOME IT ALL! I’M SPEECHLESS, ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS!
HBG: Honestly though, we need help for Zack Crash who might be dead right now, he jumped 70 odd feet and went through the ring!
( Hades lifts the championship above his head as Jacob, Venom and Corrupt all help him stand on his feet, congratulating him )
WWEFan: Be sure to tune into Pain for Pride Day 2 tomorrow night, what a show this has been ,what a NIGHT that has been! What a moment this is!
( EAW logo buzzes )
( Camera fades to black )
( EAW’s Opening Video Plays )…
( The camera feed goes dark. The roar of the crowd can be heard and soon a Stew-O voiceover comes over the speakers )
Stew V.O.: DEMON TAPS OUT!!!!!! DARK DEMON TAPS OUT!!!!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION, WE GOT A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!
( A distorted ringbell can be heard as the camera slowly illuminates to show a still of Hades the Hellraiser holding up the Answers World Championship )
( The feed goes back silent. When it re-appears it is inside Michigan Stadium with spotlights dancing everywhere and 100,000 fans screaming at the top of their lungs )
Stew: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME BACK TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
( A panoramic shot of the arena is shown, as “Cities In Dust” by The EverLove plays through out the arena for a while )
( A faint fog spills into the arena and dozens of ladders begin rising above the smoke from underneath the ramp and the stage, and the CITV briefcase slowly descends from above the ring to 15 feet in the air )
Stew-O: Well would you look at that!?
WWEFan: I think you know what time it is!
Stew-O: It’s time for the annual CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE MATCH! It seems like this match even gets its own entrance now!
WWEFan: It comes once a year, and it is one of the most thrilling, remarkable matches in all of Extreme Answers Wrestling; and speaking personally winning it can make all of your dreams come true!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE MATCH SET FOR ONE FAALLL!!! The rules of this match are as followed, the first man or woman to climb a ladder and grab the briefcase will be crowned MR. or MS. CITV and be able to compete for any title at any time of their choosing within the next 365 days!
“I can feel the heat rising”
“Everything is on fire”
“Today’s a painful reminder of why..”
“You can only look brighter..”
“The further you put it behind you..”
“But right now I’m on the inside..”
( “Beautiful Pain” by Eminem and Sia hits as Xavier Williams rushes out to the stage and rushes to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, FROM DETROIT, weighing in at 227 POOOUNNDSS… XAVIEER WILLIAMSSS!!
Stew-O: What a shock this young man pulled off yesterday in the Answers World Championship match! He truly had the world talking, and now he looks to make it happen twice.
( “Street Dreams” – Hollywood Undead hits as GI Styles rushes out to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Next up, from Toronto, Ontario Canada weighed in at 202 POUNDS.. GGG IIII STYYYLEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
( ”Rainmaker” (Wrestle Kingdom Remix)- NJPW Sound Team hits as Carlos Rosso heads to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Baton Rogue, LA weighed in tonight at 211 POUNNDSS… CARRRLOOOOS RRRROOOSSSOOOO!!!
( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as two men carrying a ladder rise up from the stage, and Cameron is posing on the ladder before hopping off and making her way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: From Los Angeles, California weighing 137 POOUNNDSS.. CAMMMERROON EELLLLAAAA AVVAAAAAA!!
( “I am the Walrus” by The Beatles hits as Norman Hellion comes out carrying the Interwire Title with a moose-head mask on )
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at 312 POOUNNDSS.. He is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIOON, ”THE BEHEMOTH” NOORRMAAANN HELLIOOONN!!
( Norman removes his mask in the ring and gives Cameron a sweet smile, and she looks somewhat disgusted )
(The lights in the arena dim as a faint wind can be heard throughout the building.)
WWEFan: Its cliched…but what is going on?
(A single voice can be heard bellowing throughout the arena)
Deep Voice: COME!
(A White Horse with a rider in a white hooded robe rises from the stage, with the rider carrying a large bow in his hands.)
Heart Break Gal: I think I know what this is…
(A Red Horse rises from the stage with a rider in a red hooded robe, and in his hands he carries a large sword.)
Stew-O: You know all this is starting to sound very biblical…
(A Black Horse rises from the stage with a rider in a black hooded robe, and in his hands he has a set of scales.)
WWEFan: Only one man is this ego driven to try and play out the book of Revelations…
(An older gray horse rises from the stage, with a rider who carries a scythe wearing a gray hooded robe. And in unison all four riders raise their items in the air towards the center of the stage. And lighting begins to rain down around the riders as loud thunder can be heard.)
Heart Break Gal: Would KD just get on with it already, I get it he’s God…
(The stage begins to fill with smoke as what looks like a large golden throne rises from the center stage illuminated with spotlights shining throughout the darkened arena.)
( Kevin Devastation sits on this throne draped in a white robe stained with the blood, with a golden war hammer in his right hand.)
Stew-O: And it just keeps getting more and more out there every year, but I will give the man this…He does sure spare no expense for this moment
(Kevin Devastation stands and looks up with his golden skull face mask on as he taps the bottom of the hammer on the stage as lightning strikes down around him, and also illuminates the arena as he begins his march to the ring.)
WWEFan: The majesty of this man when he does this is so calm, so cool, and even though the odds are against him…Kevin Devastation looks more ready than he ever has been.
(Kevin Devastation reaches the ring and hands the hammer to a near by technician and takes off his blood stained robe and the golden mask revealing some Extreme Enigma style skull face paint as he looks up and slides in the ring.)
Ring Announcer: From Charlotte, North Carolina weighing 265 POOUNDS.. KEVVIIINN DEVASTATIOOOOOOON!!
HBG: CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS!? JESUS!
( “I Think Bad Thoughts” by Danko Jones hits as Venom comes out in a cart full of beers, and zips his way through the ladders down the ramp at a high speed )
Ring Announcer: And from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 225 POOOOOUNNDSS… VEEEENOOOOOOMMMM!!!
( Venom stops at the bottom of the ramp nearly crashing and stumbles out of the cart )
HBG: It’s not Pain for Pride if Venom’s isn’t wasted, is it?
WWEFan: Guess not. If Venom isn’t careful with that cart he might get himself a DUI!
( Venom winks at the camera and slugs down a cold one before smashing it on the ramp floor and sliding into the ring )
Stew-O: Let the games begin! The 8th ever Cash in the Vault Briefcase match is underway.. right now!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND HERE… WE… GO!! Cash in the Vault is underway! All seven competitors looking around at one anothher, the opening moments of a Cash in the Vault Ladder Match are always so interesting… you get to see their strategy… OH AND LOOK AT THIS!! CAMERON SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AS A BRAWL ERUPTS INSIDE THE RING!! Cameron watching all this chaos unfold in the ring! GI Styles and Venom throwing shots in the corner Norman Hellion and Carlos Rosso who have a hellacious past in another… Xavier Williams now quickly sliding out of the ring… and he grabs a ladder! Xavier bringing that ladder into the ring… BUT OH LOOK!! KEVIN DEVASTATION!! KD WITH A HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE LADDER WHICH GOES FLYING BACK HITTING XAVIER IN THE FACE!!Fan: KD now setting that ladder up in the middle of the ring… and he begins to climb! KEVIN DEVASTATION MAY BE– LOOK!! LOOK AT THIS!! CAMERON GRABS HIM BY A LEG, TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF… BUT KD TOO STRONG, KD IS ACTUALLY DRAGGING CAMERON UP THE LADDER!! CAMERON HANGING ONTO THE FOOT OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!… KEVIN’S AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!… OH MY GOD!! KD REACHES UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE AND HE– HE GET’S LOWBLOWED!! LOWBLOW BY CAMERON!! AND KD DROPS TEN FEET TO THE RING… AND NOW MIGHT IT BE CAMERON’S TIME?! SHE BEGINS THE CLIMB!!…
HBG: OH NO!! OH MY GOD!! NORMAN!! NORMAN IS CHASING AFTER HER… NORMAN ON THE THIRD RUNG GETS HER IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH… AND THEY BOTH GO CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB!! A POWERBOMB THAT PULLED CAMERON OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! This isn’t good! I don’t even know why Cam’s in this match… this isn’t a safe environment for a lady! Norman walking around the ring, stalking his prey… BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND THAT SENDS NORMAN RIGHT INTO THE LADDER AND BOTH HE AND THE LADDER GO DOWN IN A HEAP!!
Stew: LOOK AT GI STYLES!! GI SHOVES VENOM AWAY AND QUICKLY GRABS THE LADDER, SETTING IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… HE TRIES TO CLIMB BUT VENOM PULLS HIM OFF… AND NOW AN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW!! Venom now takes his turn up the ladder but Carlos Rosso climbing up the other side! Venom quickly jumps down and pushes the ladder over.. AND CARLOS ROSSO GOES WITH IT!! VENOM HAS JUST TAKEN OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF DYNAMITE RAIN!! VENOM AGAIN SETTING THE LADDER BACK UP.. LOOKING TO CLIMB BUT THERE’S XAVIER!! A BLOW OVER THE BACK AND THAT’LL STIFLE VENOM’S DREAMS AT LEAST FOR THE TIME BEING!!
Fan: Xavier now it seems may be trying to defend the ladder… GI approaches Xavier but gets knocked down with a right, now the other half of Dynamite Rain comes barreling towards him… XAVIER SIDESTEPS BUT WOW!! CARLOS LEAPING ONTO THE LADDER… NOW ALMOST RUNNING UP IT AS HE TRIES TO REACH THE TOP… XAVIER CHASING AFTER HIM… BUT CARLOS WITH AN ELBOW CATCHES XAVIER ON TOP OF THE HEAD AND HE FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS… BUT NOW LOOK WHO’S CLIMBING UP ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER!!… IT’S GI STYLES!! NO MATTER HOW CLOSE YOU MAY BE, NOTHING IS SAFE IN CITV!! GI CLIMBING UP THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER MEETING CARLOS WITH A FEW RIGHTS… CARLOS RETALIATES… HERE COMES KD TO KNOCK THE LADDER OVER, BUT BOTH JUMP DOWN JUST IN TIME… AND NOW A DOUBLE SUPERKICK INTO THE JAW OF KEVIN DEVASTATION WHO TAKES A TUMBLE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!
HBG: Cameron is STILL down and I’m telling you, we may need some medical attention for her… that was quite the fall she took, and with such impact. OH NO LOOK AT NORMAN!! LIFTING HER UP TO HER FEET… THIS GUY IS SICK, REALLY SICK!! LOOKING FOR THE SHOCK TREATMENT!! CAMERON STRUGGLING… SHE LIFTS UP HER KNEE AND SENDS IT INTO THE GUT OF NORMAN!! Cameron now escaping the ring… XAVIER NOW CHARGING AT NORMAN AND LANDS THE FAME ASSER!! Xavier grabs the ladder, looking to set it back up, you can tell he’s hungry… you know he wants this bad. He sets it up… BUT VENOM!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! VENOM WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BEER BOTTLE, WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!? XAVIER COLLAPSES… AND VENOM MAY BE LOOKING FOR A 2 FOR 1 HERE HE GRABS GI STYLES FROM BEHIND… BACK SUPLEX AND GI’S BACK DIGS INTO THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS LEFT BY THE BOTTLE!!
Stew: Venom heads out of the ring and lifts the ring apron… AND WHAT THE… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! VENOM HAS A 6-PACK UNDER THE RING!! VENOM PULLING OUT ANOTHER BOTTLE… AND… AND THEY’RE FULL!! VENOM UNSCREWING THE CAP AND DOWN THE HATCH IT GOES… BUT KD!! KD FROM BEHIND WITH A CLUBBLING BLOW OVER THE BACK AND THE FOLKS IN THE FIRST FEW ROWS JUST GOT A BEER BATH!! KD now grabbing another ladder from ringside and folding it up… HE CHARGES AT VENOM AND HE SANDWICHES HIM BETWEEN THE LADDER AND THE RING POST!! KD NOW THROWS THE LADDER INTO THE RING AND HE FOLLOWS IT! KD WITH THE LADDER IN HIS HAND… THE OPPOSITION STAYING AWAY, BUT UH OH!! HERE COME’S TROUBLE!! NORMAN HELLION BACK TO HIS FEET… AND NOW HE GRABS THE LADDER ALREADY SET UP… NOW STANDING TOE TO TOE WITH KEVIN DEVASTATION!!
Fan: CARLOS ROSSO NOW BACK TO HIS FEET… HE LEAPS AND WOW!! LOOK AT THIS!! WITH ONE FOOT ON NORMAN’S LADDER AND THE OTHER ON KD’S HE STOMPS DOWN BRINGING THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND THEY BUTT HEADS!! CARLOS NOW GRABBING THE LADDER AND SETTING IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… KD AND NORMAN ARE THE ONLY TWO ON THEIR FEET RIGHT NOW BUT THEY’RE WORSE FOR THE WEAR!! CARLOS CLIMBING, THE BREIFCASE IS IN SIGHT… KD AND NORMAN NOW COMING TO THEIR SENSES, REALIZING CARLOS IS WITHIN REACH OF THE BRIEFCASE… NORMAN SETS THE LADDER UP NEXT TO CARLOS AND BEGINS TO CLIMB… CARLOS EXTENDS HIS ARM AND GETS TO THE BRIEFCASE BUT NORMAN WITH A FIST TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD RATTLES BOTH CARLOS AND THE LADDER… NORMAN NOW GRABBING CARLOS’ HEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE LADDER… GI STYLES ATTEMPTING TO HELP HIS PARTNER OUT HERE BUT KD TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
HBG: NORMAN GRABS CARLOS, A DERRANGED LOOK IN HIS EYE… AND NOW USING ALL HIS POWER HE YANKS HIM OFF HIS LADDER AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!… BUT OH MY!! OH MY GOD!! CARLOS… CARLOS HIT THE BARRICADE, CARLOS LANDED SPINE FIRST RIGHT ON THE BARRICADE!!…
Stew: This entire arena has been stunned into silence… that’s a one in a million chance… Carlos landing on the edge of that barricade, spine first. The action has momentarily stopped in the ring. Even they’re a bit shocked, medical personnel was right on the scene right after the impact as they understand the severity of what just happened… GI Styles coming back to after the clothesline immediately rolls out of the ring to check on Carlos, the only one showing no remorse seems to be Norman Hellion!… WAIT NORMAN!! I COMPLETELY FORGOT… WITH EVERYONE DISTRACTED… NORMAN’S CLOSING IN ON THE BRIEFCASE!!… NORMAN HAS HIS HAND ON THE BRIEFCASE… LOOKING TO UNHOOK IT!!… BUT WAIT WHO THE, WHO THE HELL?!
Fan: IT’S VIC VENDETTA!! YOU DON’T THINK?! HE’S GOING AFTER NORMAN… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… AND LOOK!! VIC HAS A REFEREE WITH HIM!! HE IS!! HE’S USING HIS 24/7 CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY, RIGHT HERE… RIGHT NOW!!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HBG: AND VIC FIRES AWAY AT NORMAN HELLION, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! WE HAVE A MATCH GOING ON INSIDE A MATCH DURING A TIME WHERE THE FIRST MATCH SEEMS TO ALMOST BE AT A STANDSTILL BECAUSE OF WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED, AND BY THAT I MEAN NOT THE SECOND MATCH BUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE FIRST… I DON’T CARE IF I’M CONFUSING YOU THIS IS AMAZING!!
Stew: VIC FORCING NORMAN UP AGAINST A LADDER… BUT LOOK AT VENOM, TRYING TO CLIMB THE OTHER LADDER TO GET TO THE BRIEFCASE… BUT VIC YANKS HIM OFF IT AND GRABS THE LADDER… VENOM OBVIOUSLY NOT TAKING TO KINDLY TO THAT… BUT VIC TAKES HIM OUT WITH A SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! CAN HE DO THAT?!?! VIC NOW CHARGING FULL SPEED AT NORMAN WITH THE LADDER… BUT NORMAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND VIC CONNECTS WITH NOTHING BUT LADDER!! NORMAN NOW SPINNING HIM AROUND… SHOCK TREATMENT!!.. NO!! VIC LANDS BEHIND HIM!!… CHARLES MANSON!! YES IT CONNECTS!! VIC WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… VICCCCCCC VEEENNNDEETTTTAA!!
Fan: VIC DID IT!! VIC’S THE CHAMPION!! VIC DEFEATS NORMAN HELLION TO WIN THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP, DURING THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!! YES FOLKS YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT!!… SO MUCH CHAOS HAS GONE ON IN THE PAST FEW MINUTES!!
HBG: Medical personnel has now put Carlos onto a stretcher, it would appear his night is over, and hopefully it is just the night and not something more than that. OH AND LOOK AT GI!! GI IS MAD, HE’S GOT FIRE IN HIS EYES, HE WANTS REVENGE!! HE LIFTS UP THE RING APRON… PULLS OUT A TABLE AND SLIDES IT INTO THE RING… AND NOW HE TAKES A SECOND ONE!! SLIDING IT INTO THE RING!! Xavier Williams grabs one of those tables and sets it up in the ring! Xavier turns around… BUT HE GETS MET WITH AN ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY GI STYLES!! GI NOW GRABBING ONE OF THE LADDERS…. HE SETS IT UP IN THE CORNER, HEADING OUT ONTO THE APRON AND CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE… IT LOOKS AS IF HE’S TRYING TO CATAPULT HIMSELF OVER THE LADDER ONTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!!…
Stew: BUT LOOK!! CAMERON ELLA AVA FROM BEHIND PUSHES HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! GI CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE LADDER BUT NOW THE LADDER BEGINS TO FALL… GI ABANDONS SHIP AND LEAPS OFF THE LADDER AS IT FALLS ONTO XAVIER WILLIAMS… BUT GI!! OH GI!! GI GOT CAUGHT!! VENOM CAUGHT HIM WITH A CUTTER AND GI GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!! THAT ENTIRE SEQUENCE WAS AMAZING!! GI FELL RIGHT INTO A CUTTER BY VENOM AND GOES THROUGH THE TABLE AFTER JUMPING OFF THE FALLING LADDER!! CAMERON ELLA AVA BACK INTO THE RING… XAVIER WILLIAMS CHARGES AT HER… BUT CAMERON WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE MID-SECTION… GODDESS’ TOUCH!! DELIVERED RIGHT TO XAVIER WILLIAMS WHO SPIKES HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! CAMERON NOW GLANCING OVER AT THAT SECOND TABLE, SHE GRABS IT AND SETS IT UP!! NOW SHE GRABS A FIST FULL OF XAVIER WILLIAMS’ HAIR AND ROLLS HIM ONTO IT!!
Fan: Cameron clutches the ladder and begins moving it towards the table she takes a deep breath and starts the climb… WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING?! SHE SETS HERSELF ATOP OF THE LADDER… LOOKING DOWN AT XAVIER WILLIAMS… BUT LOOK!! THE OTHER LADDER!! KEVIN DEVASTATION IS AT THE TOP… HE’S ALSO LOOKING DOWN AT XAVIER WILLIAMS!! KEVIN DEVASTATION WEARING THE FACEPAINT OF THE LATE, GREAT EXTREME ENIGMA… HE LEAPS OF THE LADDER… FALLLLLLLLLL…. FROOMMMMMM…. GRRACCCEEEEE!! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!! BUT NOW CAMERON LEAPS OFF!! CAMERON LEAPS OFF AND DELIVERS A LEGDROP TO KEVIN DEVASTATION!!… NEVER… EVER HAVE I SEEN ACTION LIKE THIS!!
HBG: EVERYONE IS DOWN!!… NOT ONE PERSON HAS MOVED, WHOEVER IS ABLE TO GET TO THEIR FEET FIRST WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY HAVE AN EXTREME ADVANTAGE!!… OH AND LOOK WHO IT IS!! NORMAN HELLION!! NORMAN GRABBING THE LADDER THAT CAMERON JUST LEAPED OFF OF AND SETTING IT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!… NORMAN’S BEEN CLOSE SO MANY TIMES… BUT THIS MAY BE HIS MOMENT!! NO ONE IS IN SIGHT… NO ONE CAN CASH IN ANYTHING, NORMAN’S NO LONGER A CHAMPION… THIS IS IT!! NORMAN IS GOING TO WIN CASH IN THE VAULT!!…
Stew: WAIT!! VENOM!! VENOM COMING TO… ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB THE LADDER… NORMAN IS A FINGERTIP AWAY AND VENOM IS TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN AS HE CLIMBS UP TO PREVENT NORMAN FROM GRABBING IT!!… HE’S SWAYING THE LADDER, SHAKING IT… NORMAN CLIMBS UP TO THE FINAL RUNG THOUGH… VENOM HAS TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!… VENOM REACHES THE TOP WITH NORMAN… AND HE… HE SPITS BEER IN HIS FACE!! WHERE IN THE HELL IS VENOM GETTING ALL THIS BEER FROM?! GI STYLES IS UP AND HE’S CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE… PERHAPS LOOKING TO DROPKICK THE LADDER… BUT LOOK AT VENOM!!… VENOM HOOKS NORMAN… SUPERPLEX!! SUPERPLEX AND GI STYLES LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! VENOM AND NORMAN GO CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS… AND GI!! GI IS ABLE TO CATCH HIMSELF ON THE LADDER… AND NOW HE BEGINS TO CLIMB!! GETTING A HAND ON THE BRIEFCASE!!… BUT SOMEONE FROM THE BOTTOM… TRYING TO SHAKE THE LADDER… IT’S KEVIN DEVASTATION!! KEVIN SHAKING THE LADDER… TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, KEEP GI FROM WINNING!!
Fan: KEVIN HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… HE NOW PUSHES THE LADDER FORWARD… AND GI… WATCH OUT!!!!! GI GOES CRASHING THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Kevin now rolls onto the apron and hops out onto the floor… he searches under the ring… AND HE PULLS OUT THE EQUALIZER!! THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!… AND NOW KD BACK IN THE RING CLIMBING THE LADDER… AND I’LL ASK YOU GUYS… WHO’S GOING TO DARE CHALLENGE KD ON THE LADDER WHEN HE HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER IN HIS HANDS?! WAIT!! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS GOING TO COME CHALLENGE HIM… CAMERON ELLA AVA!! CAMERON CLIMBING UP THE LADDER… KD DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH FOR THE BRIEFCASE AND PULL IT DOWN, SOMETHING TELLS ME HE’S NOT TO KEEN ON HITTING A WOMAN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!
HBG: IT’S NOT A WOMAN… IT’S CAMERON!!
Stew: IT’S ONE THING TO HIT A WOMAN, IT’S ANOTHER TO BASH HER BRAINS IN WITH A SLEDGE!! CAMERON’S REACHES THE TOP… AND SHE THROWS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE MID-SECTION OF KD!!… OH MAN!! KD HAS NO OTHER CHOICE… HE GRIPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN HIS HAND… AND HE SWINGS IT RIGHT AT CAMERON!! BUT SHE AVOIDS IT!! CAMERON AVOIDS THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT… AND SHE WRESTLES IT AWAY FROM KD!!… AND NOW SHE USES IT AGAINST HIM!! CAMERON WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE SIDE OF KD’S HEAD AND HE FALLS OFF THE LADDER AND SLUMPS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!… CAMERON CONTINUES THE CLIMB!!… SHE HAS THE BRIEFCASE, I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! A VIXEN IS GOING TO WIN CASH IN THE VAULT!! BUT XAVIER!! LOOK AT XAVIER!! HE GRABS THE LADDER AND PULLS IT AWAY!! XAVIER PULLS THE LADDER AWAY!!
Fan: CAMERON IS DANGLING IN MID-AIR…. HANGING ONTO THE BRIEFCASE!! XAVIER MOVING THE LADDER NEAR THE CORNER, HE BEGINS TO CLIMB UP… KEEPING HIS EYES LOCKED ON CAMERON… HE GETS THREE QUARTERS THE WAY UP THE LADDER… AND HE LEAPS OFF!! END OF HEARTACHE!! HE GOT IT!! YANKING CAMERON AWAY FROM THE BRIEFCASE AND BOTH PLUMMET INTO THE MAT… AND IT LOOKS AS IF XAVIER MAY HAVE LANDED ON THAT SLEDGEHAMMER WHEN HE HIT!!… AND NOW WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE… EVERYONE DOWN AGAIN!!
HBG: Blood, sweat, and I’m sure a few tears have been shed in that ring tonight. It’s Pain for Pride, it’s Cash in the Vault… the winner guaranteed to become World Champion unless your name is Eddie Mack. You can feel that we’re getting into the home stretch, I’m not sure how much more they can take… I’m not sure how much we can take! We’ve seen tables broken, we’ve seen falls, we’ve seen it all… and now as Venom begins to stir… we may see a winner!
Stew: But it looks like Venom’s got company! Norman Hellion who just before was superplexed into the mat by Venon is pulling himself up in the corner!!… NORMAN CHARGES AT VENOM WITH A SPEAR!! BUT VENOM SIDESTEPS!! VENOM SIDESTEPS THE THE SPEAR AND IT SENDS NORMAN FLYING INTO THE CORNER!!… VENOM GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER… NORMAN BACKING OUT OF THE CORNER, HE TURNS AROUND!!… AND VENOM MEETS HIM WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! A SHOT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! NORMAN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES GOES DOWN!! AND NOW VENOM EYES THE LADDER!!
Fan: VENOM STUMBLING OVER TO THE LADDER, HE PICKS IT UP AND PLACES IT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!… HE BEGINS TO CLIMB!! NORMAN’S DOWN!! CAMERON’S DOWN!! KD’S DOWN!! GI STYLES IS DOWN!!… THIS IS IT!! VENOM!!… VENOM WITH ONE HAND ON THE BRIEFCASE!!… BUT LOOK!! AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER… XAVIER!! XAVIER HAS ONE HAND ON THE LADDER… TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO CLIMB!! XAVIER USING ALL HIS MIGHT, ALL HIS WILL TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET… VENOM TRYING TO UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE!!
HBG: XAVIER’S UP!! HE BEGINS TO CLIMB, THIS IS GOING TO COME DOWN TO VENOM AND XAVIER!! EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN, SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF LIFE!! XAVIER NEARING THE TOP… VENOM CLUBS HIM OVER THE BACK, TRYING TO FORCE HIM OFF THE LADDER BUT XAVIER’S HANGING ON!! CONTINUING HIS JOURNEY TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! VENOM THROWS ANOTHER RIGHT… BUT XAVIER BLOCKS IT AND SENDS ONE OF HIS OWN INTO VENOM!! XAVIER NOW REACHES UP TOWARDS THE BRIEFCASE… BUT VENOM FIRES YET ANOTHER SHOT!!… VENOM REACHES FOR THE BRIEFCASE AGAIN… BUT XAVIER GRABS THE BRIEFCASE… XAVIER GRABS THE BRIEFCASE AND HE SLAMS IT INTO THE HEAD OF VENOM… AND VENOM TUMBLES DOWN!! DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew: OH THE LADDER NOW!! THE LADDER IS TEETERING LEFT AND RIGHT… XAVIER TRYING TO STEADY IT BEFORE HE FALLS OFF… AND HE DOES!! HE GETS THE LADDER UNDER CONTROL!! HE TAKES ONE MORE STEP… AND REACHES UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE… CAN HE UNHOOK IT?! CAN HE?!?! YES!! HE DOES!! XAVIER DID IT!! XAVIER WINS CASH IN THE VAULT!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Beautiful Pain’ by Eminem hits as Xavier Williams raises the briefcase high in the air. He takes a seated position on the ladder breathing heavily as the crowd gives him a standing ovation )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the 2014 CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH ….XAVVIIIIERRRRRRRRRR WILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: HE DID IT!! MY GOD HE DID IT!! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS WON THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!!
Fan: What a match this was, back and forth, high octane action… my god it was a thrill ride from bell to bell, I’ve never seen such action!
HBG: Think about how good this must feel for Xavier, he went through absolute hell in this match, with so much on his mind… he’s done it! Congratulations to him!
Stew: Xavier will have one year to use his Cash in the Vault privilege on any World Champion of his choosing… it could be tonight!
( Camera pans to the interview room with Tomi Venus backstage still wearing that cheap suit )
Tomi Venus: Hey guys …
Tomi Venus: Well it’s day two of Pain for Pride, what a …great night day one was, aside from Venom hitting on me but atleast I got some at—
???: Ahem …
Tomi Venus: CAN NOBODY LET ME FINISH TALKING WITHOUT ‘AHEMING’ M—Oh screw it, I don’t even want to hear myself talk at this point…
( Camera pans to Jaywalker standing next to Tomi Venus )
Tomi Venus: Well Jay ton—
Jaywalker: Please, stop Tomi, you’re not worthy enough to breathe the same air as me.
Tomi Venus: My mom told me the same thing ….
Jaywalker: Anyway …tonight is where the tagline of Pain for Pride ‘’Where Legends Go to Die’’ comes true to its very word. Tonight is the night we mourn the loss of the Heart Break Boy, tonight is the night we say GOODBYE to the coward, to the FRAUD known as Mike Rush. HBB can go on and on about his ‘faith’ in god but his faith is a lie, HBB’s faith in god will not help him tonight, god will not be in the ring with him tonight, only I will be in the ring with him and trust me HBB, I will not be guiding you at all, I will not be helping you, I will DESTROY you. You know, I used to have this ‘faith’ thing you call, I used to have faith in a man I listened to like god at the start, when I was young, when I was naïve, when I was foolish, a man named CM Ronn or CM Banks, whatever.
Jaywalker: He brought me into this company and you know what happened next? He stole the title from me, the EAW Championship ROBBED from me by HIM, he had HIS management against me because he was jealous that I was always better than him. The only guy who I have faith in anymore …is me. And that’s worked out pretty well for me so far. HBB, your faith in ‘God’, as if he exists, will not help you tonight, it will be your downfall. Maybe you could stop being as weak as your daughter, Hayden, how easy was it for me to slit her throat anyway? I expect, no, I DEMAND, the real Heart Break Boy out there tonight, not this coward that you are currently, don’t disappoint me HBB, don’t disappoint your daughter in knowing her daddy is a COWARD who can’t defend her honour.
( Jaywalker smirks before pulling out his wallet and throwing cash at Tomi )
Jaywalker: I’m feeling generous, go buy yourself a decent suit for once.
(A graphic appears showing Lethal Consequences versus Jacob Senn in an LC’s World Match)
HBG: Oh this should be good…
Stew: Now this is one match that’s certainly taken on a life of its own ever since these two men clashed with one another at the 2014 Grand Rampage, and it’s grown more and more personal with every passing week. The odds are seemingly stacked in Lethal Consequences’ favor, but Jacob Senn still has The House of Renegades to back him up.
(Video package plays; highlighting Lethal Consequences and Jacob Senn’s rivalry from their clash at the 2014 Grand Rampage in which Jacob Senn eliminated a returning Lethal, but was quickly hit with an acoustic guitar afterwards… Their run-ins with one another heading into Dia Del Diablo… Lethal putting Senn through a flaming table at Dia Del Diablo… Senn ambushing Lethal with the House of Renegades and challenging him to a match… Lethal ambushing Senn and accepting his challenge the next week… Senn placing a Bounty on Lethal; collecting it himself after The House of Renegades ambushed Lethal in a Parking Lot and put him through a car windshield… And Lethal helping WWEFan before reviving the “LC’s World” Match as his hand-picked stipulation for the match to the dismay of Jacob)
(Camera cuts back to the arena that’s been completely decorated in the colors of Lethal Consequences; the barricades spray-painted with LC’s known nicknames such as “The King of the Mountain” and “The Wavelength Wielder”, the ring apron reading “LC’s World” on each side, various acoustic guitars strategically placed all around the ring and ramp, a large carpet that’s been rolled out and decorated with various pictures of Lethal Consequences, and the LED screens around Michigan Stadium showing the texture of mountains)
HBG: It’s as if I’ve died and gone to Hell. This is literally my nightmare.
(The Ring Announcer is shown in the middle of the ring dressed in a suit with Lethal Consequences’ face all over it)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS AN LC’S WORLD MAAAATTTTCCCCHHH….. The Rules are as follows…
Rule One: When LC is being pinned, the Referee must count up to five, and when LC’s opponents are pinned the Referee’s will count the normal three…
Rule Two: Only Lethal Consequences can maneuver submissions, and ropes will NOT break the submission in this matchup. If the referee must remind you more than twice that you are not allowed to maneuver submissions on Lethal Consequences, you will be DISQUALIFIED…
Rule Three: Weapons are NOT ALLOWED in this match by anyone besides Lethal Consequences himself…. Extreme Rules only apply to LETHAL CONSEQUENCES…
Rule Four: Lethal Consequences has no time limit outside of the ring, but his opponents have till the count of 10 to be outside of the ring or they will be counted out…
Rule Five: If anyone interferes in this match, they will be suspended for 100 days on the the SPOT… and they will be BARRED from Pain for Pride for the rest of their immediate career..
(“Revolution” by Foreign Beggars plays all throughout the arena as the entire stage and titantron set-up turns into a makeshift Mountain)
Announcer: First…. From Oakland, California!…. He weighed in tonight at 230 pounds!…. HE IS THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN….
(Lethal Consequences slowly rises up from the top of the makeshift Mountain; dressed in silver and yellow attire, wearing a black t-shirt with “#wenslote” in white font on the front, and wielding a glass guitar in hand)
Announcer: LETHAL COOOOOOONNNNNNNSSSSEEEEEQQQQUUUEEENNNCCCEESSSSSS!!!….
(Lethal Consequences begins making his way down from the makeshift Mountain and towards the ring)
WWEFan: I… I’ll admit, I really wasn’t expecting all of this when LC announced he was going to make this an LC’s World Match.
HBG: I’m trying to figure out how this match got such a ridiculous increase in budget from the last time it took place…
Stew: Well, at least Lethal Consequences looks very, very… Very happy with this entire set-up as he makes his way into the ring..
(Lethal poses as a massive planet Earth replica ascends down from above and behind him with a giant picture of a smiling Lethal Consequences covering it while pyro explodes in the ring)
HBG: I… I think I might actually overdose on whatever this is…
(“My Demons” by Starset plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn slowly makes his way out to the stage dressed in new purple and black attire with new symbols along his tights, gloves, and a hooded leather jacket that reads “The Second City Son” on the back of it… Nick Angel follows behind Jacob as they make their way down towards the ring)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Nick Angel!…. From Chicago, Illinois!…. He weighed in tonight at 205 pounds!…. REPRESENTING THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES…. HE IS THE SECOND CITY SON…. JACOB SEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!….
WWEFan: Now just what does Jacob think he’s doing bringing Nick Angel out here with him? He knows that if ANYONE interferes in this match, not only will he be disqualified, but that person will be suspended and banned from Pain For Pride for a LONG time!
HBG: Well I know you’re not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, Andy, but the rules clearly say nobody can INTERFERE. NOT that everyone is banned from ringside. This is perfectly fine, you silly bastard.
Stew: Well both men staring down with one another from opposite corners of the ring as the Referee calls for the bell to Officially start this one off…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Here we go as this Pain For Pride clash between these two men is underway as both LC and Jacob now circle the ring… LC with that glass acoustic guitar in his grasp and more than willingly to put it to use as Senn treads as lightly as he possibly can.. LC MOVES IN! Senn almost immediately bolts to the outside and calls Nick Angel over to him! LC looks more amused than anything with this as Nick and Jacob seem to be discussing some sort of strategy, but I’m not quite sure there’s anything that could save him from this rock and a hard place that is the LC’s World Match… Senn hesitantly looking to get back in as LC willingly backs away to the opposite side of the ring as he eggs Senn on to get in. Senn quickly gets back in the ring as both men once again close in on one another.. It’s anyone’s move–Hold on.. LC just exited the ring this time and right out–HE BREAKS THAT GLASS GUITAR OVER THE SKULL OF NICK ANGEL!!!! JESUS CHRIST!! JACOB SENN’S JAW DROPPING AT THE SIGHT OF HIS ONLY LIFELINE IN THIS MATCH BEING STRIPPED FROM HIM BY HIS OPPONENT! Nick Angel is just writhing in pain on the crowd with those shards of glass lodged in his skull! We’re gonna need some E.M.T.s out here stat! LC’s got a satisfied look on his face as he re-enters the ring.. Senn not even making a move; still in shock at his House of Renegade comrade being taken out of the equation mere seconds in!
WWEFan: I suppose we won’t have to worry about interference now! LC’s made damn sure of that as Nick’s now being stretchered out as LC and Jacob stare at one another from opposite sides of the ring… Both men quickly moving in now as it looks like they’ll really get to going to work as they lock up with one another in the center of the ring! Jacob’s doing really the only thing he CAN do in this kind of match and that’s outwrestle his opponent and he may be on the verge of doing just that as he suckers LC into a side headlock takedown! LC wraps his legs around the head of Jacob for a potential scissors hold, but Jacob’s as quick as they come as far as technical wrestling goes as he doesn’t waste a time rolling through and now raising his body up while trapped between the legs of LC… Jacob manages to yank his head from LC’s grasp as he lands back on his feet! JACOB QUICKLY GRABS AT THE LEGS OF LC; POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A SUBMISSION! LC WITH A RAKE TO THE EYES OF JACOB!! Jacob immediately backpedals into the ropes; temporarily blinded as LC rolls back up to his feet! Jacob knows he’s gotta get back to this as he charges forward off the ropes! He’s immediately caught with a knee into the mid-section of LC! Jacob fires back with a big right hand, but there’s nothing to connect with as it misses as it seems Jacob’s impaired vision is getting the better of him! Jacob swings and misses once more as LC ducks this time! LC WITH A THUMB TO THE RIGHT EYE OF JACOB SENN NOW!! LC’S PLAYING AS DIRTY AS HE WANTS AS IF HE’S MOCKING JACOB AS SENN NOW FLAILS ABOUT; LOOKING FOR LC! LC PULLS SENN IN FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL-UP; ADDING LEVERAGE TO IT AS HE PLACES BOTH FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!
HBG: It’s kicked out of as Jacob Senn – still having visual problems – scrambles to get back up to a vertical base as quickly as he possibly can while LC nonchalantly gets back up as well! Senn’s doing all he can to regain his vision here as he backs into the ropes… Senn taking a few seconds… Perhaps a few seconds too long, but he goes charging off those ropes and directly towards LC!! LC sidesteps him! HE PULLS SENN IN! SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER!! THE FLASHBACK CONNECTS AS LC IMMEDIATELY COVERS SENN ONCE AGAIN!!
Stew: And it’s barely even a one count this time before the resilient Jacob Senn kicks out of the cover, but LC looks as though he was fully expecting that to happen as he immediately continues his attack; dropping a knee into the skull of Jacob! Another knee! Another! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS JUST HANGING JACOB SENN ONE KNEE AFTER THE NEXT AND THERE’S NO RULES THAT CAN HOLD HIM BACK FROM DELIVERING AS MANY AS HE PLEASES, UNLIKE HIS OPPONENT! LC PERHAPS LOOKING TO PUT THIS MATCH TO AN END AS THE CROWD RISES TO THEIR FEET! HE DRAGS SENN UP! PULLING HIM IN! ROWS PEDAL!!! NO–THE SWINGING REVERSE STO IS NO GOOD AS SENN BLOCKS IT! Senn not giving up as he attempts to repel LC with elbow after elbow off the side of the skull! JACOB COUNTERS INTO A URANAGE ON LETHAL!!
WWEFan: LOOK AT THIS–JACOB’S NOT EVEN GOING FOR A COVER AS HE ROLLS LC OVER! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN! THE SUBJUGATOR!!!! THAT KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN BOA CONSTRICTOR TIGHT AND THERE IS NOWHERE FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO GO!! But hold on! The Referee is immediately trying to pry Jacob Senn off of Lethal! There are no submissions whatsoever for Jacob, but I don’t think he even gives a damn! Hold on–Lethal fighting back now! The Referee continues to attempt to get Jacob off of his opponent as LC slowly fights back; rising up to his feet as he takes Jacob with him! HE’S UP! LETHAL IMMEDIATELY DRIVES HIMSELF INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! THE SKULL OF JACOB COLLIDING WITH THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! JACOB’S KEEPING THAT SUBJUGATOR IN NONETHELESS! LC’s looking for something here now… He overpowers Senn as he shifts him onto his shoulders! HE CHARGES FORWARD! RUNNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS WITH TREMENDOUS VELOCITY!!! JACOB SENN LANDING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL WITH THAT ONE AS LETHAL COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….
HBG: NO! SENN KICKS OUT OF IT! Senn refusing to stay down here and that certainly hasn’t pleased Lethal Consequences whatsoever as he looks like he’s about ready to end this once and for all.. Lethal slowly climbs back up to his feet and looks towards the outside at the copious acoustic guitars set up out here… LC makes his way to the outside; looking for an instrument of torture to perhaps finish Jacob off! LC makes his way over to another glass guitar in front of the barricade near the timekeeper’s booth! He could be looking to end Senn’s career! SENN’S UP AS HE COMES CHARGING! LC TURNS AROUND! SENN LEAPS OVER THE ENTIRE CORNER OF THE RING AND INTO A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY??!?! BOTH MEN HAVE CRASHED THROUGH THE GODDAMN BARRICADE AND COMPLETELY SHATTERED THAT GLASS GUITAR THAT WAS IN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ GRASP!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THE SUPERHUMAN-LIKE MANEUVER JACOB SENN JUST PULLED OFF! THAT WAS NO PLANE! THAT WAS NO BIRD! THAT WAS THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH LEAPING THE ENTIRE CORNER!!
(A replay is shown of Jacob Senn jumping the corner of the ring into a corkscrew crossbody onto Lethal Consequences and through the barricade)
Stew: YOU’RE COMPLETELY RIGHT ABOUT THAT! UNBELIEVABLE ATHLETICISM FROM THE SECOND CITY SON!! HE’S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE! Unfortunately, Senn may have just put himself in a bad spot with that sacrifice as he now has a ten-count to get back into the ring!
Referee: ONE!……… TWO!!………… THREE!!!!……….
WWEFan: Jacob definitely took a LOT out of himself with that insane stunt, but he’s GOTTA get back into the ring! Senn’s playing it smart as he pulls himself back up to his feet using the parts of the barricade still standing and now you can see the fragments of glass from that guitar that’s sliced both he and LC… Jacob slowly makes his way over to the ring as the Referee continues the count…
Referee: FOUR!!!……… FIVE!!!!……… SIX!!!……..
HBG: And Jacob manages to save himself as he rolls back into the ring, but immediately rolls right back out as he looks to continue his attack on LC after finally gaining control! Hold on… Jacob’s not screwing around as he rips and pulls at the mats here on the outside! Jacob exposes the cement underneath them! He’s looking to maim his opponent as LC slowly pulls himself back up! Jacob once again breaks the Referee’s count by rolling back into the ring and back out as he makes his way towards LC! LC swings! Kick to the gut from Senn! HE PICKS LC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! NAVIGATING HIM OVER TO THE CEMENT! Senn looks hesitant! Using this cement on LC might cost him this whole match! LC FIGHTS OUT OF IT! He slides off as Senn quickly spins around with a right hand! LC CATCHES HIM! ROWS PEDAL!!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS AS THE FACE OF JACOB SENN IS DRIVEN MERCILESSLY INTO THAT EXPOSED CEMENT!!! HE’S GOTTA BE OUT COLD! THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT! LC grabs a hold of Senn and drags him back up to his feet as the Referee counts… LC rolls Senn back in… Hold on… LC doesn’t look finished yet! LC pulls Senn back out! SCOOP SLAM CONNECTS RIGHT ON THAT EXPOSED CEMENT! LC GRABS THE MATS NOW; COVERING SENN WITH THEM! LC IMMEDIATELY STOMPING ALL OVER A MAT-COVERED JACOB SENN!!! LC IS JUST TORTURING HIS OPPONENT HERE! JACOB SENN IS ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS!!
Referee: THREE!!!!…….. FOUR!!!!……….. FIVE!!!………
Stew: Lethal puts a stop to the attack and hops up onto the apron… What’s he thinking? LETHAL RUNS! FLYING ELBOW RIGHT INTO JACOB SENN!!! JACOB SENN FURTHER SANDWICHED AGAINST THAT UNFORGIVING CEMENT!! Lethal now dragging a battered and beaten Senn back up; looking to break the count and end this with a cover as the Referee’s count reaches eight! Senn is sent rolling back into the ring! Blood continues to pour from the cuts inflicted on both competitors after that shattered guitar as LC looks to end this; sliding in! SENN ROLLS BACK TO THE OUTSIDE! Senn SOMEHOW finding the strength to escape a potential loss there! Senn favoring his ribs as he kneels on the outside.. LC looks none too amused with Senn’s escape as he could be looking for something big! Senn pulls himself up using the apron AS LC CHARGES!!
WWEFan: SUICIDE DIVE!!! RETRIBUTION!!!! THE RETRIBUTION SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE FROM A DESPERATE SENN AND DELIVERED UPSIDE THE JAW OF AN ONCOMING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LETHAL IS JUST HUNG UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE LIKE A CORPSE; NOT MOVING AN INCH! JACOB BARELY SAVES HIMSELF! However, he still needs to beat the Referee’s ten count here! Senn manages to roll back into the ring at the count of three as Lethal drops to the outside like a rag doll! Senn shaking out the cobwebs while taking some much-needed recuperation in the ring.. Senn seems to have something devious in mind as he realizes he may have a chance of winning this contest! Senn immediately rolls himself back to the outside and pulls LC back up.. Irish whip sends LC spine-first into the Spanish announce table! Senn rushes in with a leaping forearm to the face of LC! Repeated forearms to follow as LC is slowly but surely laid out across the Spanish announce table! The Referee’s count now to five! Jacob quickly makes his way back to the ring and rolls in to stop the count yet again… Senn has something big in mind that may very well seal the deal for his victory as he climbs up a neutral corner! He’s going to the high rent district! He’s perched! 450 SPLASH!!!! LETHAL MOVES!! JACOB SENN GOES CRASHING AND BURNING THROUGH THE GODDAMN SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH THAT MISSED 450 SPLASH!!!! JACOB SENN HAS BEEN SWALLOWED BY THE SHATTERED ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE MAY BE SHATTERED HIMSELF!!
HBG: He has disgraced your people with that one, Andy! Jacob Senn just took HIMSELF out of this match with that! There’s no doubt about it now! This one is over! O-V-E-R! OVER! The Referee has no choice but to start his count!
Referee: ONE!!……… TWO!!!………… THREE!!!!……..
Stew: Lethal Consequences is equally in a great deal of pain here; making his way towards the ring despite the count not affecting him… Jacob is just barely moving now!
Referee: FIVE!!!…….. SIX!!………
WWEFan: Lethal rolls himself back into the ring to recuperate as it looks as though he’s captured the win here! Jacob is dragging himself back up as quickly as he possibly can, but he needs to quicken the pace!
HBG: Senn’s up and stumbling his way towards the ring!! Come on, you slow ass!
Stew: JACOB USES EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT TO RUSH BACK INTO THE RING; UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE’S MADE IT! HE’S SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS! Jacob’s trying to drag himself back up to actually continue this bout, but he may be all too banged up from that missed 450! He’s trying–ACID REIGN!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS JACOB WITH AN ACID REIGN JUST AS HE GETS UP ON HIS FEET!!! LETHAL NEEDS TO COVER HIM! THIS ONE IS OVER!! HE NEEDS TO GET THE COVER! LETHAL IS CRAWLING TOWARDS HIM! HE SLOWLY ROLLS JACOB ONTO HIS BACK! LETHAL HOOKS A LEG!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!
WWEFan: KICK OUT?! HE KICKS OUT! JACOB SENN WITH A KICK OUT! LETHAL SITS UP IMMEDIATELY; HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Jacob somehow still alive! Jacob Senn’s got more left in him than anticipated! Lethal’s shaking his head! He’s not happy at all with that one! Lethal now navigating himself back to the outside and makes his way over to a nearby good ol fashion wooden acoustic guitar! He’s looking to end this one once and for all! Lethal grabs that fresh guitar and makes his way back to the ring as a desperate Jacob Senn clings to the ropes to drag himself back up to a vertical base! You can see the pain written on his face as he forces himself to get back up! Lethal slides back into the ring with that guitar in hand!! RETRIBUTION!!!! RETRIBUTION CONNECTS AS JACOB SENN DROPS DOWN; HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF LETHAL!!! HE GOT HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!……..
HBG: LETHAL MANAGES TO KICK OUT!! BOTH MEN EQUALLY RESILIENT IT WOULD SEEM! NEITHER ONE GIVING UP! NEITHER ONE WANTING TO LET THE OTHER CAPTURE THE WIN! JACOB’S FACE TURNS SOUR AS HE MAY HAVE GOTTEN HIS SECOND OR TENTH WIND HERE! HE GRABS A HOLD OF LETHAL BY THE HEAD AND DRAGS HIM BACK UP! Lethal could be in big trouble here! Jacob’s got a bloodlust unlike any other in his eyes! He pulls Lethal in!! LOOKING FOR THAT VENGEFUL PLUNGE!! No… Hold on… Jacob now eying the nearest corner… Jacob pulls LC up and navigates him over to the corner! Jacob unloads a flurry of forearms into LC before setting him up on the top turnbuckle! Jacob climbs up there with him! HE PULLS HIM IN!! PICKING HIM UP! OH YES! DO IT! VENGEFUL PLUNGE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! LETHAL’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT AS HE UNLOADS WITH SHOTS INTO THE BODY OF JACOB! LETHAL COUNTERS!! SUPER INVERTED ATOMIC DROP CONNECTS ON JACOB SENN OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! THAT’S ONE WAY TO STOP SOMEONE FROM PROCREATING! LC WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF SENN! SENN SCRAMBLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, ONLY TO MEET ANOTHER HARD SHOT! LC QUICKLY GRABS THAT GUITAR OF HIS!!
Stew: HE’S LOOKING TO PUT IT TO GOOD USE AS SENN GETS UP! LETHAL SWINGS!! IT MISSES! PELE KICK!!! JACOB WITH A PELE KICK AS LETHAL DROPS TO ONE KNEE! Senn quickly getting back up; picking that guitar of LC’s up!! Don’t do it! You’ll be disqualified, Senn! SENN SWINGS WITH THAT GUITAR!!! LC WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SENN AS HE SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET! HE SWIPES THE GUITAR BACK!! GUITAR SHOT ACROSS THE SKULL OF JACOB SENN!!!! THAT GUITAR EXPLODES INTO NOTHING BUT WOODEN FRAGMENTS AS BOTH MEN DROP TO THE CANVAS; UTTERLY EXHAUSTED!! IT COULD BE ANYONE’S GAME! THESE TWO MEN HAVE TAKEN IT TO ONE ANOTHER IN THIS BATTLE AND A BATTLE IT HAS INDEED BEEN WITHOUT A DOUBT! Both men moving now! You can see blood trickling down the forehead of Jacob as LC looks like he’ll be the first one up! Hold on… Hold on, a fan seems to have jumped the barricade… The Referee tries to keep the fan out of the ring while calling for security… Security rushing down here now… Both men up now! LETHAL ACTS FIRST–ACID REIGN!!!! NO–JACOB DROPS DOWN!! LOWBLOW!!! HE LOWBLOWS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, BUT THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED!! LC’S STILL UP AS HE SLOWLY TURNS AROUND! RETRIBUTION!!!! IT CONNECTS AS JACOB IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIM BACK UP!! PULLING LETHAL IN!! HE’S GOT HIM! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! THE STYLES CLASH EMPHATICALLY CONNECTING AS JACOB ROLLS HIM OVER FOR A COVER! THE REFEREE NOW GOING IN FOR THE COUNT AS SECURITY ESCORTS THE FAN AWAY!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!……. FOUR!!!!!!!!……… FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“My Demons” by Starset plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn quickly rolls to the outside, where the Referee joins him to raise his right hand in victory)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!….. JACOB SEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
WWEFan: Oh come on! No way! There’s no way that should be allowed! I may not have my authority as Interim Chairman, but there’s no way Mr. DEDEDE can ignore that blatant lowblow that completely breaks the rules of this LC’s World Match!
HBG: Well the fact is that Jacob Senn wasn’t CAUGHT by the Referee, so what does it really matter? He was busy dealing with that drunk asshole jumping the guard rail..
Stew: Well Senn certainly looks pleased with himself as he continues to celebrate and taunt Lethal Consequences as he makes his way back up the ramp! Let’s take a look at some replays in this match…
(A replay is shown of Jacob Senn’s leap over the corner of the ring and into a corkscrew crossbody onto Lethal Consequences…. A replay is shown of Jacob Senn going through the Spanish Announce table… A replay is shown of Lethal Consequences breaking a guitar over Senn’s skull… A replay is shown of Jacob hitting the Vengeful Plunge on Lethal Consequences)
(Camera cuts back to a damaged Lethal, arguing with the Referee on the outside)
WWEFan: Well SOMEONE had to have been watching that won’t let Jacob get away with that! HOLD ON–LETHAL SWINGS A GUITAR INTO THE SKULL OF THE REFEREE!!!! THE REFEREE DROPS LIKE HE’S JUST BEEN DECAPITATED!!! LETHAL SHOWING OFF HIS UNHAPPINESS WITH THE RESULT OF THIS MATCH IN A BIG BAD WAY! Jacob Senn may have won the battle here tonight, but Lethal Consequences put up one Hell of a fight nonetheless! I certainly don’t agree with what he just did, but he sent a powerful message with it that he’s not gonna settle with that! He’s taking someone with him!
Stew: Well, uh, congratulations to Jacob Senn, nonetheless…
( Camera pans to Max A Million walking backstage knocking on a door, revealing to be Mr. DEDEDE’s )
Max: …DEDEDE? ( Max opens the door, to see DEDEDE sitting on a chair with his head down )
Max: DEDEDE can I have a word?
Max: DEDEDE, are you …okay?
**DEDEDE remains silent**
Max: DEDEDE …please?
Max *sighs*: Fine …I get the hint …
DEDEDE: Robbie thinks he’s won …
DEDEDE: his plan, to break me, to get Methuselah, he thinks he got me …
Max: Um Well has he?
DEDEDE: He thinks his plots against me have worked …cracked me …broke me …you want something from me Max? Some inspiring words? Some long rant? Some ego-stroking speech about why I’ll win tonight? I won’t give you that.
DEDEDE: All I’ll say is …He who laughs last …laughs best.
( DEDEDE stands up and walks out, leaving Max confused )
(The camera pans over to Aaron Valentine and Max King at the NEO Announce table.)
Max King: What a show Pain for Pride 7 has been.
Aaron Valentine: Up next, three of the youngest stars in EAW will fight to become the final Young Lions Cup Holders.
Max King: With NEO being no more, these three young men will give it everything they got.
(Highlights of the Young Lions Cup play. Venom winning the Young Lions Cup at Pain for Pride 6 is shown, then Lucius Creed, Christopher Corrupt, Ryan Savage, and finally Terry Chambers with the cup.)
(The Young Lions Cup logo flashes across the screen.)
(The camera displays Molly Waters standing in the ring with a microphone in hand.)
Molly Waters: The following contest is a triple threat match, and is for the… YOUNG LIONS CUP! And to determine the FINAL Young Lions Cup Holder in EAW History.
(The G.O.D. by Nas plays all throughout the arena as the crowd rises to their feet to cheer as The Nas appears on the stage. He walks to each side staring off into the crowd. He then goes back to the center of the stage and heads down the ramp and enters the ring. He then goes onto to the top rope to pose, he then heads to the middle of the ring.)
Max King: Nas has been very impressive on NEO. He almost won the New Breed Championship just a week ago, and is the first, only, and final Young Lions Tag Team Cup holder with his partner Aren Mstislav.
Molly Waters: Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 260 pounds, THE SPECTACULAR ONE! THEEEE NAAAAAASSSSSSSS!
(Rev Theory – Far From Over hits as the crowd begins to boo as Monstro makes his way onto the stage. He poses at the top of the ramp for a moment as he slowly makes his way to the ring with a sadistic look on his face as he enters the ring.)
Aaron Valentine: Monstro allied himself with Jake Mercer and has been very impressive. He’s defeated men like Victor Vendetta and even almost won the Young Lions Tag Team Cups by himself.
Molly Waters: And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia…… MMMMOOOONNNNSSSTTTTRRROOOOO!
(The band Shinedown is displayed at the top of the stage. They then begin to play I Dare You as Terry Chambers emerges onto the stage as the crowd begins to cheer. He holds up the Young Lions Cup as he heads down the ramp and into the ring.)
Aaron Valentine: Terry Chambers has held the Young Lions Cup for several months. He beat Ryan Savage to win it and has since defeated Kegan Compton and had a no contest with Moonlight Predator to retain the cup. A big ovation from his home state crowd of Michigan.
Molly Waters: And their opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 287 pounds, THE CURRENT AND FINAL YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER… THE WRESTLING MACHINE…. TERRY CHAMBERS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Aaron Valentine: We are now underway. All three man examine one another, who will make the first move? Terry Chambers right out of the gates charges at Monstro. Both men begin exchanging fists, AND MONSTRO WITH A QUICK UPPERCUT! He throws a right, but Terry blocks it and hits a strong knee to the midsection of Monstro. Monstro falls forward and Terry hits an elbow to the back of the neck, he steps back and hits a knee to the jaw of Monstro. Terry steps back and charges for a clothesline, but Monstro ducks, and now he goes for Nas… NAS DUCKS AS WELL! Terry crashes into the ropes and NAS THROWS SEVERAL PUNCHES… ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR…. THE PEOPLES PUNCH! TERRY DROPS TO THE MAT! Monstro from behind, turns Nas around and hits a forearm to the jaw. Monstro takes a step back and goes for a running forearm…. HE DUCKS! MONSTRO SPINS AROUND AND NAS HITS HIM WITH A QUICK ARM DRAG! Monstro quickly gets back to his feet and Nas irish whips him into the corner…. MONSTRO SIDESTEPS IT! Nas slams the turnbuckle and Monstro targets Nas as he charges at him… WAIT… TERRY STOPS MONSTRO AS HE TRIED TO CHARGE AT NAS WITH A WAIST LOCK! GERMAN SUPLEX ON MONSTRO!
Max King: Terry makes it back to his feet… ROCK WRECKER BY THE NAS! NO! Terry escapes and hits a headbutt on Nas as he stumbles backwards…. TERRY CHARGES… BUT NAS LOWERS THE ROPES AND TERRY TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE AT THE RAMP! Nas eyes Terry, he’s awaiting Terry to get up… NAS SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO! MONSTRO LEAPED ONTO THE ROPES AS SOON AS NAS TRIED TO SPRINGBOARD AND NAS FALLS BACK TO THE RING IN AGONY! Nas makes it back to his feet and immediately gets NAILED WITH A MASSIVE BIG BOOT BY MONSTRO! MONSTRO COVERS RIGHT AWAY!
Max King: TERRY BREAKS IT UP! He pulls the referee out of the ring, and now he tries to make his way back into the ring but Monstro hits a baseball slide knocking Terry back. Monstro heads to the top rope. Terry is up but dazed from that baseball slide. Monstro is perched… DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! OH MY GOD! MONSTRO CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE! Terry caught Monstro interrupting that double axe handle leading to that huge belly to belly suplex that sent Monstro crashing into the barricade! Terry is proud of his work! DIVING CROSS BODY! NAS HITS A DIVING CROSS BODY ON TERRY AS BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE GROUND! Nas is up and this crowd is going crazy.
Nas: (Without a mic.) Steroids won’t save you when the Nas whoops your candy ass, you jabroni.
Aaron Valentine: Nas picks Terry up right away and launches him into the STEEL STEPS! TERRY CRASHES INTO THOSE STEPS! Terry slides down, only sitting up with the support of those steps. NAS CHARGES FOR A RUNNING KNEE BUT TERRY FALLS OUT OF THE WAY AS HIS KNEE HITS THE STEEL! NAS GOES RIGHT TO THAT KNEE! TERRY GRABS NAS AND LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS! T5! T5! NO! NAS ESCAPES… TERRY GOES AT HIM ONCE MORE…. DOUBLE EDGE! HOLY SHIT! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS ON TERRY ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS! TERRY GETS FLATTENED ONTO THOSE STEPS BY A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Nas climbs those steps to get right beside Terry.. THE PEOPLE’S STOMP RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER! MONSTRO IS UP! HE’S ON THE ARPON! HE CHARGES AND HE LEAPS! OH MY GOD! HE NAILS A JUMPING KNEE TO THE JAW OF NAS! MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! Monstro made his way to the apron, and Nas was unaware the whole time. Monstro now grabs Terry… BACKBREAKER! THE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS ON TERRY AS HE COLLAPSES BESIDE THOSE STEPS!
Max King: Monstro rolls Nas inside the ring as he slowly gets back to his feet, and I have no idea how he isn’t knocked out. Monstro lifts him up…. FINIS MAXIMUS! THE HIGH ANGLE BRAINBUSTER! NO! NAS COUNTERS! MONSTRO SPINS AROUND! ROCK WRECKER! THE ROCK BOTTOM CONNECTS ONTO MONSTRO! HE COVERS! WE WILL HAVE A NEW YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER!
ONEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THR-
Max King: NO! MONSTRO’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! Nas thought he had it won there, and man, does he have to be disappointed. Nas slowly gets to his feet as he falls against the turnbuckle. Monstro uses the ropes to pull himself up as he falls against the opposite turnbuckle from Nas… NAS CHARGES TOWARDS MONSTRO! SPEAR! SPEAR! A HUGE FUCKING SPEAR BY TERRY CHAMBERS ONTO NAS! MY GOD! HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! TERRY COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
Aaron Valentine: NAS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Terry lifts Nas back up…. SKULL SCRAPER! BRAINBUSTER! NO! NAS WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL AND TERRY FALLS BACKWARDS…. JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE BY NAS! Terry falls to the ground… BICYCLE KICK TO THE JAW! MONSTRO HITS A BICYCLE KICK TO THE JAW OF NAS AS HE FALLS OUT OF THE RING! Terry gets to his feet…. MONSTRO PULLS HIM IN…. FINIS MAXIMUS… THE HIGH ANGLE BRAINBUSTER! MONSTRO NAILS IT! HE COVERS TERRY CHAMBERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICKOUT!
Aaron Valentine: WHAT?! TERRY KICKS OUT! HE KICKED OUT RIGHT WHEN THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO COUNT THREE! MONSTRO IS ENRAGED!
Monstro: (Without a mic.) JUST STAY DOWN YOU FOOL!
Aaron Valentine: Monstro lifts up Terry and drives him into the corner. Monstro steps back and hits a running clothesline as Terry Stumbles forward… MONSTRO LIFTS HIM UP FOR A FACEBUSTER! IT CONNECTS AS TERRY HITS THE RING MAT FACE FIRST! Terry struggles to get back up, even with help from the ropes. Monstro charges at him, BICYCLE KICK! NO! TERRY DUCKS AS MONSTRO GETS HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE! HE GRABS MONSTRO! GERMAN SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS! HE LIFTS HIM UP ONCE MORE BUT THIS TIME MONSTRO EXTENDS HIS ARM AND GRABS THE ROPES! Terry releases the hold and attempts a big boot… MONSTRO PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AS TERRY’S LEG GOES RIGHT OVER IT! Monstro holds Terry’s leg there as he gets on the apron and nails a shot to the jaw of Terry! He grabs Terry’s other leg as he slips! He now locks in a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK WITH HELP FROM THE ROPES AND TERRY IS IN TOTAL AGONY! MONSTRO HAS LEVERAGE AND THERE’S NO WAY TERRY CAN ESCAPE! HE CONTINUES TO APPLY PRESSURE! FINALLY! Monstro releases the hold as Terry was in complete agony! Terry uses every bit of strength he has left to pull himself up! MONSTRO PULLS IN TERRY FOR THE FINIS MAXIMUS! BUT TERRY PUSHES MONSTRO OFF AND HITS A KICK TO THE GUT! HE PULLS HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM UP!… A MASSIVE POWERBOMB CONNECTS!
Terry: (Without a mic.) I’m going to win and you will just have to… DEAL WITH IT!
Max King: HOLY SHIT! NAS WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO TERRY! TERRY GETS NAILED WITH THAT SHOT! Monstro is showing signs of life…. NAS NAILS A SHOT TO THE BACK OF MONSTRO WITH THAT CHAIR! NOW HE SWINGS AND HITS IT OVER THE SPINE OF TERRY! NOW TO MONSTRO! NOW TO TERRY! NOW MONSTRO! NOW TERRY! NOW MONSTRO! NOW TERRY! NOW TO MONSTRO AND THEN TO TERRY! THAT CHAIR HAS BECOME WARPED FROM THE DAMAGE IT’S DOING TO THESE MEN! Nas lifts up Terry… LOW BLOW! TERRY WITH A LOW BLOW TO NAS AND HE SHOVES NAS BACKWARDS AS HE STUMBLES…. ROLL UP BY MONSTRO!
ONEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! KICKOUT!
Max King: NAS KICKS OUT! TERRY NEARLY COST HIMSELF THE MATCH BY OPENING UP THE PIN FOR MONSTRO! TERRY IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER MONSTRO… ANGLE SLAM! NO! NAS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF TERRY! NOW TO MONSTRO! HE PULLS BOTH MEN IN! DOUBLE FLOAT OVER DDT! IT CONNECTS ON BOTH MEN! TERRY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! AND NAS COVERS MONSTRO!
ONEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
Aaron Valentine: MONSTRO GETS A SHOULDER UP! I don’t know how much more damage these three men can take. Nas stands up and falls against the ropes as he recovers for a moment. Monstro gets up as well and Nas charges… and Monstro picks up that chair… Nas closes in…. MONSTRO WITH A SHOT OVER THE HEAD OF NAS! THAT CHAIR IS DENTED EVEN FURTHER! Nas rolls out of the ring, Monstro approaches where Nas rolled out. He now tosses that chair out of the ring… TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! MONSTRO GETS DROPPED BY TERRY CHAMBERS! Nas is back up to his feet and he goes after Terry, HOLY SHIT! TERRY SWINGS AND HITS NAS IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A BASEBALL BAT WRAPPED IN BARBWIRE THAT HE JUST GOT FROM UNDER THE RING! HE NOW NAILS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF NAS! Terry slides into the ring… Monstro is up… THE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ACROSS THE FOREHEAD! TERRY KNOCKS MONSTRO TO THE GROUND WITH THAT SHOT AND HE IS POURING BLOOD! Terry now lowers the bat to his forehead… my god this is sickening!
Max King: Look at the outside, Nas is slowly moving and he slides a table from out of the ring, and Terry has no idea! Terry now drops the bat and he heads to the top rope… MOONSAULT! THE MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS! Terry crawls to the cover. He’s got to get there to get this win, AND HE’S THERE! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEE! KICKOUT!
Max King: MONSTRO KICKS OUT! AND TERRY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! And look on the outside… NAS SETS UP THAT TABLE BESIDE THE RING RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US! Nas gets on the aprin, AND TERRY KNOCKS HIM OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE. MONSTRO SWINGS WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT RIGHT INTO THE GUT! AND NOW INTO THE BACK! TERRY IS STILL UP! AND AGAIN! MONSTRO STEPS BACK AND NAILS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE AND TERRY FALL TO THE GROUND! Monstro is still profusely pouring blood all over his face but it doesn’t seem to be bothering him as he is completely focused on finishing off Terry Chambers! Monstro swings again right the back of Terry… AND HE SLIDES IT ALL THE WAY DOWN HIS BACK! MY GOD! TERRY IS BLEEDING ALL OVER HIS BACK! THAT BARBWIRE IS DOING DAMAGE! Monstro steps back… Terry is slowly getting up… but very slowly. Now Nas is stirring here at ringside but Monstro’s attention is glued to Terry!
Aaron Valentine: TERRY EXPLODES WITH A CLOTHESLINE! THAT CLOTHESLINE NEARLY TOOK MONSTRO’S HEAD OFF! BUT THAT’S ALL TERRY HAD LEFT! BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS! And look at Nas he’s now back up and slowly is getting back on the apron… Terry now sees Nas and rolls onto the apron where both men get up. Terry throws a punch, now Nas throws one, now Terry with one, and now Nas with one, AND NAS WITH ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! HE PULLS TERRY IN! ROCK WRECKER! ROCK WRECKER THROUGH THE TABLE! WAIT! TERRY WITH AN ELBOW AND HE LIFTS NAS TO HIS FEET! T5! T5 THROUGH THE TABLE! WAIT NAS COUNTERS THAT WITH AN ELBOW TO TERRY’S HEAD! NAS LANDS BACK ON THE APRON AS HE ESCAPES TERRY’S SHOULDERS! SPEAR! MONSTRO WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! A SPEAR FROM MONSTRO ONTO BOTH NAS AND TERRY CONNECTS AS ALL THREE MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!
Max King: My god. All three men are laying here motionless in front of us in the remains of that table. Monstro, Nas, and Terry have given it their all. Wait! Nas is showing signs of life! I don’t know how but he is. He is using our announce table to help him and he stumbles and falls against the apron, picks up Monstro and throws him in the ring, and now he rolls Terry in the ring. Monstro and Terry both make it to their feet and Nas now enters the ring. AND TERRY THROWS A RIGHT AT NAS! Nas now throws a right at Monstro and Monstro throws a right at Terry. Terry hits Nas, Nas hits Monstro, and Monstro hits Terry all over again. All three men are just trading blows in a circle. MONSTRO LEAPS FORWARD AT NAS FOR A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE! BUT NAS DUCKS AND IT HITS TERRY WHO CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE MONSTRO QUICKLY SPINS AROUND AND PULLS NAS IN! FINIS MAXIMUS! BRAINBUSTER! NO GOOD! NAS COUNTERS! ROCK WRECKER! THE ROCK BOTTOM CONNECTS! MY GOD IT HITS! MONSTRO IS LAYED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HOLY SHIT! TERRY TURNS NAS AROUND… HE LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS… T5! THE T5 HITS ON NAS! HOLY SHIT! TERRY HIT THE T5 RIGHT AFTER NAS HIS THE ROCK WRECKER! TERRY COLLAPSES ON NAS FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(I Dare You by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as all three men lay motionless in the ring. Monstro rolls out of the ring and Nas then does the same. The referee helps Terry Chambers up to his feet as he hands him the Young Lions Cup and raises his hand. Nas and Monstro look on disappointed. Terry begins to celebrate as he holds up the Young Lions Cup.)
Molly Waters: The winner of this match, and still… AND FINAL YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER… TERRRRRYYYYYYY CHAMMMMBBBEERRRRRSSSS!
Aaron Valentine: What a magnificent match. The Nas, Monstro, and Terry all established why they are future stars in EAW as they gave it their all here at Pain for Pride.
Max King: Terry Chambers has proved everybody wrong as he is the final Young Lions Cup Holder, and he deserves to be. The Young Lions Cup began at Pain for Pride 1 year ago and it ends here at Pain for Pride 1 year later.
Aaron Valentine: All three of these men gave it their all, but their could only be one winner. Congrats to Terry Chambers.
(Camera cuts backstage to a still damaged and worn Jacob Senn standing next to Max A. Million)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing here with none other than the man who tonight managed to defeat Lethal Consequences on Lethal’s turf of an “LC’s World” Match. Jacob, how do you feel about your victory?
(Jacob doesn’t speak for several seconds; only chuckling to himself)
Jacob: Max… I don’t feel a Goddamn thing. I don’t feel happy, I don’t feel remorse, I don’t feel disdain, I don’t feel ANYTHING about my win over Lethal Consequences, because when you KNOW you’re going to win something long before it actually happens, the feelings of joy and satisfaction tend to wear off.
(The fan from earlier walks up to Jacob and Max)
Max: I’m sorry, sir, but you can’t–
Jacob: He can’t what? Have I not introduced you and everyone else to my manager? This is Mazeya.
Max: Your Manager? Are you saying you conspired to screw Lethal Consequences out of the match earlier?
(Mazeya slowly steps between Jacob and Max; his eyes locked on Max)
Mazeya: What was that again, you ant? Did we “conspire”? Did we “screw over” somebody? I want you to take a good, long look at the man you’re accusing these very serious crimes of, you ant. This isn’t an Extremist; he’s not some nameless soldier you can throw labels at like “cheater”. Jacob Senn is on his way to becoming a Wrestling God, and I’m gonna be the man to teach him everything he needs to know.
Max: And what do the House of Renegades have to say about–
Mazeya: YOU don’t worry about The House of Renegades. I don’t know if you’re aware what the definition of “Renegade” is, but it certainly doesn’t have to do with notifying anyone about anything you wanna do. All you need to know is that Jacob Senn needed his teacher in his corner and that’s precisely what happened right before Jacob turned that dinosaur into a fossil. There was no conspiracy. There was no underhanded tactics going on; my client played Lethal Consequences’ games and it just so happens to turn out that Lethal Consequences himself just isn’t the player he used to be. You shouldn’t be wasting Jacob Senn’s time with your phony little journalist questions, ant, you should be worshipping at his feet right now and thanking him and thanking me for allowing you to be in our presence after proving on the biggest stand this company has to offer why Jacob Senn is the best wrestler in the World… And is going to become far, FAR more than that.
Max: Well, thank you for your time.
(Mazeya grabs a hold of Max by the back of his neck)
Mazeya: Perhaps you didn’t hear me.
(Mazeya forces Max down to the ground at the feet of Jacob Senn)
Mazeya: Now thank him! Thank him for allowing you to be in his presence! I said thank him!
Max: …. Thank….. You.
(Mazeya throws Max aside before he and Jacob Senn take their leave while a fearful Max looks on)
( The Heart Break Boy/Jaywalker feud plays on the screen, highlighting HBB laying down for Cameron Ella Ava at Reckless Wiring, Jaywalker berating HBB after the match, Jaywalker petitioning to remove Cameron and HBB from the Hall of Fame, Jaywalker eliminating Cameron Ella Ava from the Grand Rampage and attempting to slit her throat until HBB makes the save, Kendra rehiring HBB and Cameron challenging Jaywalker, Jaywalker branding Cameron in front of HBB at Dia Del Diablo, Jay interviewing/mocking HBG and Hayden Mikayla, Jay going into a church and making god, Jay sliting Hayden Mikayla’s throat )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an I QUIT MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
( A white bright light becomes to form, completely filling the arena in a sheering hot bright white light )
Narrator: In the beginning…God said ‘Let there be light’. And there was light.
( The white light continues to sheer through the arena as ‘’God’s Gonna Cut You Down’’ by Johnny Cash plays through the building )
Narrator: And God saw the light and that it was good. He separated the light from the darkness.
‘’You can run for a long time, run for a long time, run for a long time’’
Narrator: He saw the light and that it was good…
‘’Sooner or later, God’ll gonna cut you down’’
Narrator: But then there was the darkness…
( The sheering white light quickly fades into black, pitch dark )
‘’Tell ‘em that God’s gonna cut ‘em down’’
Narrator: …and that is what man wishes to rid himself of.
‘’Tell that long-tongue liar, tell that midnight rider, Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter’’
Narrator: He wishes to always be in the light…
‘’Tell ‘em that God’s gonna cut ‘em down’’
Narrator: But that light is what will drive him back to darkness…from ashes to ashes…
‘’You can run for a long time, run for a long time, for a long time’’
Narrator: Dust to Dust ….
‘’Sooner or later, God’ll gonna cut you down’’
( The lights come back as ‘’Jesus Walks’’ by Kanye West plays as The Heart Break Boy steps out onto the stage, walking down the long ramp before dropping to his knees in pray as fireworks blast all out from behind him )
Ring Announcer: First, the challenger, from Chicago, IL , weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the ‘’THE GOLDEN BOY’’ …THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘’GREATEST OF ALL TIME’’ …’’GOD’S SON’’ ….THE HEAAAAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BREAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O; This feud has been …well dramatic to say the least, HBB and Jaywalker used to be best friends, hell they were more than best friends, they were like brothers but this whole thing took a bad turn of events from Reckless Wiring when Jaywalker got OUTRAGED at HBB allowing himself to be fired to save Cameron Ella Ava’s career.
WWEFan: Indeed, Jay has gone to EXTREME lengths to provoke HBB, to get the ‘’real’’ HBB and honestly, I think we may have him here tonight.
( ‘’Mourning in America’’ by Brother Ali plays throughout the building as a tour bus drives out onto the top of the stage )
( As the bus parks on the stage, several beautiful blonde women make their way out of the bus as Jaywalker makes his way out, wearing a golden robe with ‘Last remaining original’’ written on the back in Diamonds as the three women accompany Jay down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT, REIGNING, DEFENDING, EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION …..EAW’S ‘’LAST REMAINING ORIGINAL’’ ….JAYWALKKERRR!!!!
HBG: I hope HBB kills him, that’s all I’m going to say.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: HBB and Jaywalker meet in the centre of the ring …AND HBB SLAPS JAYWALKER RIGHT IN THE FACE!! HBB NOW STRIKING JAYWALKER WITH A FURIOUS RIGHT HAND, AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! HBB COMPLETELY UNLOADING ON JAYWALKER WHO STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS HBB CHARGES AT HIM – BUT JAYWALKER WITH AN UPPERCUT INTO HBB! HBB stumbles as Jaywalker goes charging at him BUT HBB LEAPS AT HIM WITH A LOU THESZ!! HBB SENDING MORE SHOTS INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!!!! JAYWALKER FIGTING BAK WITH FISTS AS BOTH MEN ROLL OUT OF THE RING, SENDING SHOTS INTO EACH OTHER, IT’S ALREADY TURNED INTO A WAR AS HBB TACKLES JAYWALKER INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!!!! Jay clutches his back in pain as HBB continues sending shots into his face and HBB grabs Jaywalker, looking for the Irish-whip INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BUT JAYWALKER REVERSES IT AND WHIPS HBB INTO THE STEPS!!!! BUT HBB LEAPS ONTO THE TOP OF THE STEPS – LEAPING OFF WITH A MOONSAULT INTO JAYWALKER!!!!
WWEFan: BUT JAYWALKER GRABS HBB ON HIS SHOULDERS! JAY HAS HBB ON HIS SHOULDERS AND IS LOOKING TO POWERSLAM INTO OUR TABLE!!! BUT HBB DROPS OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND SHOVES JAYWALKER INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST FACE FIRST!! Jay is clutching his face in pain, as HBB grabs a steel chair from the time-keeper and SWINGS AT JAYWALKER!!! BUT JAYWALKER DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND HBB SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO THE RINGPOST! JAY SWINGS HBB AROUND, KICKING HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND CONNECTING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR! HBB CONNECTS INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR SPINE FIRST! Jay props up to his feet as he grabs HBB and lifts him up and THROWS HBB INTO OUR TABLE!! HBB LANDS SPINE FIRST RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE TABLE!
Stew-O: HBB laying down on our table as Jaywalker smirks, grabbing HBB and looking for a DDT OFF THE TABLE AND INTO THE FLOOR!!! BUT HBB SHOVES JAY AWAY, HBB KIPS TO HIS FEET ON THE TABLE AND LEAPS AT JAYWALKER WITH A CROSSBODY OFF OUR TABLE!! BUT JAY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BUT HBB LANDS PERFECTLY ON HIS FEET AS JAYWALKER NAILS HIM WITH LARIAT!!!!! JAYWALKER ALMOST TAKING HBB’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT LARIAT!!!! HBB laying down on the ground as Jaywalker grabs the chair and BEGINS SMASHING IT INTO THE SPINE OF HBB, INTO HIS LEGS, INTO HIS ARMS, CHEST, HEAD, ANYWHERE THAT JAYWALKER CAN GET AN OPENING! STIFF, HARD, VICIOUS SHOTS INTO THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! Jaywalker now drops the chair, as he smirks as HBB struggles on the ground as Jaywalker looks underneath the ring …pulling out a glass table! Jaywalker slides the glass table into the ring as he dumps HBB in the ring, HBB now struggling to his feet as Jay opens up the table, grabbing HBB as he PULLS HIM IN!!!! DOUBLE BARREL CHOKESLAM INTO THE GLASS TABLE!!!! BUT HBB POKES JAYWALKER IN THE EYES AND DROPS TO HIS FEET – CONNECTING WITH AN STO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! HBB SENDS JAYWALKER THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
HBG: JAY HAS GLASS IN HIS FACE!!! JAY HAS GLASS PIERCING INTO HIS FACE!!! THE REFEREE IS ASKING JAY IF HE WANTS TO QUIT BUT HBB SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY, GRABBING JAY BY THE LEGS, AND LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!! SHARPSHOOTER AS JAY IS LAYING IN THAT SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS!!!!! OH MY GOD, JAY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HBB HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER FULLY LOCKED IN!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT JAYWALKER GETS, WHAT HE DESERVES, WHAT HE NEEDS TO HAPPEN TO HIM!!!!! HBB IS REARING BACK ON THE SHARPSHOOTER, FORCING JAYS FACE FURTHER INTO THE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!!! JAY IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FACE, JAY IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FACE!!!!
Referee: Jay, do you quit??
Jay: I—-I’LLL NEVER QUIT, FUCK YOU!!!!!
Stew-O: HBB TIGHTENS THE HOLD!!!!!! HBB TIGHTENS THE HOLD!!!! HBB IS STOMPING ON JAYWALKERS FACE INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HBB IS STOMPING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF JAYWALKERS FACE IN THE BROKEN GLASS!!! JAY WANTED THE REAL HBB AND BY GOD HE GOT HIM! HBB releases the hold as Jay is bleeding on the glass and HBB rolls out of the ring, looking underneath the ring and grabs a SLEDGEHAMMER!!! HBB HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!!! HBB rolls into the ring, looking down at Jaywalker who’s down on the mat in the broken glass as HBB LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER ABOVE HIS HEAD, HBB SWINGS IT DOWN ON JAYWALKERS HEAD!!!!!NO!!!! JAYWALKER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN TIME AS HBB HITS THE MAT, JAY SAVED HIS OWN LIFE RIGHT THERE, HBB HAS LOST IT, HBB HAS SNAPPED! HBB STILL HAS THE SLEDGEHAMMER THOUGH IN HAND AS HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF JAYWALKER!!!!! HBB IS CHOKING JAYWALKER WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
WWEFan: HBB IS DRIVING THAT HANDLE INTO THE THROAT OF JAYWALKER!!!! JAY’S WINDPIPE IS BEING CRUSHED BY THIS, HBB IS DRIVING THE HANDLE OF THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE THROAT OF JAYWALKER, WHO’S ON THE MAT STRUGGLING!!! HBB FALLS BACK ONTO THE MAT, DRAGGING JAY DOWN WITH HIM, ALMOST INTO A REAR-NAKED-CHOKE HOLD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! JAY IS REFUSING TO QUIT, JAY IS REFUSING TO SAY DIE AS HBB CONTINUES CHOKING HIM WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
HBB: SAY IT! SAY YOU QUIT YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Jaywalker: Y—Y—YOU’RE ALMOST AS PATEHTIC AS HAYDEN IS!!!!!
HBG: KILL HIM HBB!!! FUCKING KILL HIM!!!! HBB STILL REARING BACK BUT LOOK AT THIS, JAY IS STARTING TO RISE TO HIS FEET, JAYWALKER IS STARTING TO RISE TO HIS FEET, JAYWALKER HAS HBB STILL CHOKING HIM WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER BUT JAYWALKER STUMBLES FORWARD AND MERELY FLINGS HBB OVER HIS SHOULDERS AS HBB GOES FLYING AND INTO THE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!!! HBB IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS GLASS CUTS INTO HIS SKIN, GLASS IS STUCK INTO HBB’S SKIN AS JAYWALKER DROPS TO HIS KNEES, COUGHING UP BLOOD IN PAIN …Jaywalker got out of that one as HBB is rolling to the ropes, hatred driving him on as glass is still stuck in his back as Jaywalker lifts himself up and HBB stumbles towards Jay but JAY GRABS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AND IN ONE SWIFT MOTION DRIVES THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBB!!!!!!
Stew-O: HBB GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS MID-SECTION!!!! JAY INSTANTLY DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER, PULLING HBB IN AND CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING NECKBREAKER ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!!! OH MY GODDNESS!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT!!!! THIS IS INSANE!! Jay rolls to the apron, rolling out of the ring as HBB is completely down on the mat, clutching his mid-section and neck in pain, Jaywaker looks underneath the ring and grabs ..oh god, Jaywalker has a beer bottle in hand! Jaywalker slides back into the ring, still in great agony as HBB is all on fours as Jaywalker has a sick look on his face as HBB is getting up to his feet AS JAYWALKER SWINGS AND SMASHES THAT BOTTLE IN HALF IN HBBS FACE!!!! THAT BOTTLE SMASHES IN HBB’S FACE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HBB SLUMPS TO THE ROPES, BLOOD COMING DOWN HIS FACE NOW AS JAYWALKER GRABS HALF OF THAT BROKEN BEER BOTTLE, OH GOD, JAY HAS A TWISTED LOOK ON HIS FACE …HE’S NOT GONNA ….JAY CHARGES AND LOOKS TO STAB HBB IN THE THROAT WITH THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: BUT HBB PULLS THE ROPES DOWN AS JAYWALKER GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!! HBB FALLS TO THE MAT FLAT ON HIS FACE AS JAYWALKER ON THE RING, HBB WEARING A CRIMSON MASK THANKS TO JAYWALKER, JAYWALKER ALSO WEARING A CRIMSON MASK FROM EARLIER …Jaywalker lifting himself back to his feet and tries to drag HBB out of the ring but HBB grabs a handful of the shards of broken glass from the beer bottle AND THROWS IT INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!!! JAYWALKER HOLDS FACE IN PAIN AS HBB CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON …SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO JAYWALKER ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! BUT JAYWALKER, CLUTCHING HIS FACE IN PAIN, MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND FELL TO THE FLOOR AS HBB CRASHES AND BURNS INTO OUR TABLE!!!!! HBB LANDS MID-SECTION FIRST ONTO OUR TABLE!!!!! BAH GAWD KANG!!!!
HBG: Jaywalker is RIPPING the broken shards of glass from his face, Jay reaches into the ring and grabs that broken beer bottle, Jay is going back to the well as HBB is clutching his mid-section in pain, HBB is on his knees as Jay is coming towards us …what the fuck is he doing??
**Jaywalker grabs HBG and drags her out of the commentary seat and in HBBs direction, pointing the broken beer bottle right to her face**
Stew-O: OH MY GOD ….
WWEFan: HE ISN’T GONNA …
Jay: SAY I QUIT OR I’LL SLIT HER THROAT!
HBB: Don’t …
Jay: YOU THINK I’M PLAYING? YOU THINK I’M FUCKING PLAYING!
HBB: Jay …
Jaywalker: OKAY, SEE YOU IN HELL HB—-
HBB: I QUIT!!!!! I quit ….just let her go…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION …JAYWALKER!!!!!!!
**Jaywalker releases HBG, throwing her into HBB**
Stew-O: Jay is truly disgusting, he forced HBB’s hand, quit or HBG’s dead …
WWEFan: I’m truly appalled that an EAW great, arguably THE greatest in EAW, would resort to this type of action …
Stew-O: You can’t fault HBB, you truly cannot, he knew …he knew what would happen, he suffered his daughter losing the ability to talk and he certainly didn’t want the mother of his child to be the same, divorced or not.
WWEFan: HBG is telling HBB it’s okay as —JAYWALKER CHARGES AND STABS HBB IN THE MID-SECTION WITH THE BEER BOTTLE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HBB DROPS TO HIS KNEES, BLODO GUSHING OUT OF HIS MID-SECTION AS JAY STEPS BACK, SMIRKING! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMN THIS BASTARD TO HELL!
( EMTs quickly rush out, checking on HBB’s hands are covered in his blood as Jay backs up, laughing )
Stew-O: Jesus Christ, this is Pain for Pride, you don’t want to see this ….
( A stretcher is brought out for HBB who’s carefully placed onto it )
( HBB is carried up the ramp on a stretcher by the EMTs to a standing ovation from the crowd )
Stew-O: Pain for Pride has become synonymous with ”greatness” and with ”spectacle”, and next up, the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line.
HBG: In the words of the great Mak, my body is ready.
( “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Lorde begins playing around the arena, as the globe above the ring begins to glow red and turn slowly, with the arena lights shining onto it in the same color. )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… your main event of the evening is scheduled for one-fall, and is for the WOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLD HEAVYYYYWEEEEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOONSHIPPPP!!!!
Stew-O: The culmination of a year-long challenge, and the obstacles that had been thrown in the face of these two… this is about two men fighting for immortality, and only one can rule the world!
( The music continues as a video package airs of Mikado Sekaiici and Mr. DEDEDE’s roads to Pain for Pride. Flashbacks show of Robbie V and Mr. DEDEDE walking out of the arena together at Pain for Pride 4, side-by-side, with the entire locker-room clapping on. Then shown is the challenge set at the EAW Draft show between The Legendary Sekaiichi and Methuselah. Video package then follows The Legendary Sekaiichi’s rage of destruction and heinous acts and Mr. DEDEDE’s accomplishments, with defeating Team Scott and retiring Meth for good, and his change of character and his vile actions and attitude in joining the House of Renegades. Their re-hash at Dynasty vs Showdown is shown with Sekaiichi dropping ”The Legendary” act and going about his plans of becoming ”King again”. Sekaiichi’s journey to winning the KOE, followed by his brutal assault and transformation into Mikado is shown. DEDEDE’s feud with the House of Renegades and Drastik is also highlighted. Both men’s road to Pain for Pride is followed with Sekaiichi defending his title against Tyler/Senn, Cy Henderson and Scott Diamond while DEDEDE’s Grand Rampage performance and Dia Del Diablo victory is shown. Last but not least are the several confrontations with Mikado and DEDEDE, with Mikado begging for Methuselah and DEDEDE replying ”what kind of king begs on his knees”. Mikado attacking the ”life-line’ in EAW while assaulting a random fan, and DEDEDE hitting 21 Conchairto’s on Kendra Shamez promising Mikado ”not Methuselah, but something far worse.” )
( Camera returns to the arena )
“Go left! … Go left! … Go left, right, left! .. Go left! Go left! “
( A platoon from the USMC Color Guard come out in uniform carrying rifles, and they line down both sides of the entire ramp doing rifle tricks, flips and throws while stomping in cadence. A minute long sequence goes on of rifles being tossed back and forth to each other, tossed in the air and etc. )
( The platoon stands at attention, and the arena lights shift accordingly as the beginning of ”Till I Collapse” by Eminem plays. A short video of DEDEDE preparing for the match is aired with the intro, along with several shots of the Color Guard standing at attention back and forth. The top of the stage fills with smoke as the lights dance in the arena. )
( “Till I Collapse” hits as DEDEDE bursts through the curtain, running out through the smoke with the new World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, in his usual tights and trench-coat )
Ring Announcer: Introducing the CHALLENGER… from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOUNNNDSSS….. ”THE GAWD”, ”THE MASTER MANIPULATOR”, MISTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR DEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( DEDEDE stops at the middle of the ramp on the ”7”, and lifts his signature corna taunt as the Color Guard lifts the barrel of their guns to the sky and the two stage-side rockets lift all the way to the top as Pyro shoots into the night sky from the stage, the top of the arena around the entire dome, and from the rockets. )
WWEFan: The energy, the intensity, the focus, the passion, the drive of the four time World Champion, EAW Hall of Famer and most importantly tonight.. Number one Contender for the World Heavyweight Title, Mr. DEDEDE!
Stew-O: It’s an age-old story with this man; he’s become used to this, he just excels in situations like this.. but this match in particular seems to be unlike anything else he’s ever went through. The level of talent, the level of ability of his opponent is one that matches and just might exceed that of his own. He knows it, he knows THAT’S why this is dubbed the ”Battle of the Gods”! It’s the ULTIMATE test on the ULTIMATE stage, for the world’s biggest prize!
( DEDEDE is on the top turnbuckle taunting, and descends to the mat as he paces around the ring awaiting his opponent and the music stops. )
( The USMC platoon exits from the side of the stage )
( intro to ”Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold comes on as the USMC platoon is confronted by a small army of medieval knights and soldiers at the side of the stage. Those soldiers gather at the side and on the stage, and several of them set up torches on each side of the ramp at the middle of the ramp. )
( A dark aura comes about the arena with the lights growing dim and eventually becoming black, while the music continues. A spotlight is shone on a set of Gallows rolls out to the center of the stage while a group of medieval soldiers surround the gallows, with the silhouette of a hand-cuffed man is shown approaching the Gallows )
( One of the soldiers lift the head of the beheaded man into the spotlight, revealing it to be a realistic, obviously wax head of HRDO, donning a crown to the 100,000 in Michigan Stadium )
( Another head is lifted by a soldier into the spotlight, now showing the head of Mak donning a crown )
( Another head is lifted, showing the head of Masters donning a crown )
( Another head is lifted into the spotlight, now showing the head of CM Banks donning a crown )
( The arena completely blacks out and the music cuts off )
“HAIL TO THE KIIIIING!”
“HAIL TO THE OONE!”
“KNEEL TO THE CROWN!”
“STAND IN THE SUN!”
( ”Hail To The King” continues as the dim lights return with a gigantic golden spotlight shone on Mikado Sekaiichi, seated on a white horse in full body armor holding Mr. DEDEDE’s wax head, donning a crown )
“HAAIL TO THE KIIIING!”
( The camera pans to DEDEDE in the ring scowling at his opponent and pans back to Mikado at the top of the ramp, holding up the head with a conceited smile, staring at DEDEDE directly into his eyes before dropping the head, jumping off his horse and smashing it with his boot. Mikado then approaches the ring with his escort of medieval soldiers following him. )
HBG: How’s that for sending a message. Most kings get their heads cut off, and even the all-time great kings of the past are no exception. Mikado Sekaiichi will do just about anything to get inside DEDEDE’s head, and.. well.. he’s certainly gotten into everybody elses at least with that sadistic display.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 237 POOOOUNNDSS… HE IS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF EXTREME, AND THE HEEEAVYYYWEIGHTT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORRLLLLDD….. MIIIKADOOOOOOOO… SEEEEEEEEKKAAAAAAAAICHIIIIIIIII!!!!!
( Rear-shot of Mikado at the bottom of the ramp looking up at the globe with his arms stretched out, and the soldiers remove the armor over his ring-gear and he approaches the ring, super energized )
Stew-O: This is destiny calling for this man! It’s been a long, painful, emotional, brutal, graphic transformation and journey for a young man who went by the name of Robbie V. Now he’s seemingly traded his soul for glory and goes by the name of ”Best in the World” and World Heavyweight Champion, and tonight he has only one more name to be added to his title, and that’s a God to this industry. Can he do that in the greatest stage the world has ever seen!?
( Sekaiichi’s in the ring, warming up in place while the lights go to normal and the music fades away, and Mikado hands the referee the crown as he raises it to the crowd. DEDEDE and Sekaiichi are warming up in the ring, and the referee hands the crown and new World Heavyweight title belt to a worker before calling for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: The battle for the World Heavyweight Championship, and most importantly immortality begins now.
( Mikado is holding up a boxers stance, hopping place and beckoning DEDEDE to confront him )
WWEFan: There’s no apprehension whatsoever from the World Heavyweight Champion. Absolutely none. DEDEDE approaches, swift kicks sent from Sekaiichi fast as the blink of an eye and quick jabs and hooks sent as well, as DEDEDE blocks and evades these punches. DEDEDE sends several rights and lefts, all ducked and dodged by Sekaiichi… ROUNDHOUSE, Sekaiichi ducks, DEDEDE SPINS IT INTO A SUPERKICK, Sekaiichi back-bends, straightens up and hits three swift shoot-kicks to the gut! ENZIGURI to the side of the head, ANOTHER ENZIGURI with the opposite leg, and HITS BACK AND FORTH JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES SWITCHING WITH EACH LEG, KNOCKING DEDEDE AROUND!
Stew-O: DEDEDE stops a leg and Sekaiichi counters with a wind-mill kick! DEDEDE’s dazed and Sekaiichi goes for the drop toe-hold, but DEDEDE catches the fall and hand-stands, head-scissors into a FRANKENSTEINER, but Sekaiichi bounces off the ropes and flips back off of them hooking DEDEDE’s legs, but DEDEDE hits a leap-frog with the legs sending Sekaiichi to his spine! DEDEDE kips up, Sekaiichi rushes up and DEDEDE TAKES SEKAIICHI DOWN WITH A JAPANESE ARM-WHIP, Sekaiichi back up, ANOTHER take down. Sek retreats to the corner and DEDEDE FOLLOWS with the shoulder thrusts to the mid-section! Sekaiichi responding with the battering fists and knees now gets DEDEDE backing away and Sekaiichi hits a reverse roundhouse ankle kick, DEDEDE ducks, kick to the gut, DEDEDE DDT!!!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi counters with the back body drop! Now Sekaiichi darts the corner and SPRINGS to the top.. lifts his arms to the sky and LEAPS OFF FOR THE FALL FROM GRACE! DEDEDE EVASIVELY DODGES IT, Mikado hits the ground and DEDEDE and heads to another corner and springs up to the middle turnbuckle going for his own Fall From Grace! MIKADO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE rises, holding his back and Mikado gets a leg-scissors roll up, DEDEDE lands, arches his back before the count and counters into an ankle lock! But Mikado gets a leg on base and hits the spinning heel kick, which DEDEDE ducks, but Sekaiichi manages to land on his feet due to free legs. DEDEDE goes for the BIG BOOT, but Sekaiichi drops to his chest and hits a JUMPING KICK OFF THE HAND-STAND! DEDEDE backs away to the corner and Sekaiichi hand-stand walks over to the corner for a hand-stand into a dropkick! DEDEDE seated at the corner, and Sekaiichi from that position hits tricky looking kicks and knees into a seated DEDEDE at the corner! What balance, what core strength, what stamina! But DEDEDE grabs the legs and applies the LION-TAMER!
HBG: Sekaiichi’s legs power out of it and DEDEDE runs back, but Sekaiichi trops him as DEDEDE falls into the corner again and Sekaiichi connects a CANNON-BALL, rope-aided corner dropkick into DEDEDE! Now Sekaiichi back-pedals and JETS FORWARD FOR THE SHOOTING STAR DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER! .. AND FROM THERE SEKAIICHI SPRINGS HIM UP WITH HIS FEET FOR THE LEAP-FROG, but DEDEDE grabs the legs in mid-air and counters with the slingshot to the corner! Sekaiichi catches him self and leaps off for the cross-body, but DEDEDE hooks him for the EXPLODER SUPLE– No, Sekaiichi gets the footing and Sekaiichi counter with his own Exploder Suplex!! Connects!! … DEDEDE hits the mat and rolls to the apron, looking up at Sekaiichi who’s boxer-dancing in place with his fists up, asking DEDEDE to get back into the mix… DEDEDE dusts himself off and rolls into the ring before approaching Sekaiichi again — LIGHTNING FAST BODY-SHOTS FROM SEKAIICHI, SEVERAL UPPERCUTS AND A SIDE HEADLOCK, HAMMERING SHOTS TO THE FACE. DEDEDE COUNTERS with a back suplex, jumps to his feet and Sekaiichi immediately kips up, un-fazed! WORLD CLASS BOXING HOOKS FROM SEKAIICHI, DEDEDE backs away and is brought to the corner where Sekaiichi swings rights, lefts, hooks, uppercuts and jabs, and DEDEDE has his arms up blocking and dodging and he escapes from the corner with his arms up.. and Sekaiichi approaches..
WWEFan: DEDEDE with the kick to the gut, he drops to the mat, UPPERCUT, SENDING SEKAIICHI LEANED OVER THE ROPES AND DEDEDE HITS A SLINGSHOT LEGDROP OVER THE ROPES! SEKAIICHI HITS THE APRON FACE-FIRST WITH A SICK THUD! Sek rolls into the ring and backs away while DEDEDE springboards from the apron to the middle rope in the ring for a SPRINGBOARD CROSS-BODY! SEKAIICHI ROLLS THROUGH AND GETS TO HIS FEET HOLDING DEDEDE IN A CRADLE FOR THE FALLAWAY SLAM, but DEDEDE catches himself in mid-air landing on his feet and at the last second lands on his feet behind him, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP.. No, Sekaiichi hits elbows and DEDEDE backs to the corner as Sekaiichi goes for lariats! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! And Sek with the irish whip, but DEDEDE counters the whip and Sekaiichi front-rolls to his feet, JUMPING BACK ELBOW KNOCKING DEDEDE DOWN! Sekaiichi back-rolls several times as DEDEDE jumps up, SEKAIICHI FRONT-HANDSPRINGS INTO A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! … Sekaiichi front handsprings across the ring again!! DEDEDE returns up and SEKAIICHI BACK-HANDSPRINGS ACROSS THE RING INTO A FRANKENSTEINER SENDING DEDEDE FLYING HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! … DEDEDE using the corner to get up and Mikado front-rolls across the ring, SPRINGS UP and hits the MONKEY FLIP over the ropes sending DEDEDE out the ring crashing to the ground!!!
( Sekaiichi is seated on the apron, looking down at a recovering Mr. DEDEDE amused )
Mikado: SO THIS IS SUPPOSED TO SURPASS METHUSELAH!?!?
Stew-O: Sekaiichi jumps off the apron and grabs DEDEDE by his throat with a wicked grin on his face, and DEDEDE is grabbing him by his throat back as these two men are strangling each other at ringside! SEKAIICHI DRIVES DEDEDE TO THE RINGPOST AND HITS SEVERAL HEAD-BUTTS WHILE CHOKING HIM OUT! But DEDEDE RIPS Sekaiichi’s hands away and reverse positions and DEDEDE IMPALES the back of Mikado’s head into the ringpost, and swings his body into the barricade! DEDEDE NOW STOMPING ON EVERY OPEN BODY PART OF SEKAIICHI, AND PRESSING THE BOOT INTO THE THROAT COMPLETELY STOMPING A MUD-HOLE INTO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
HBG: DEDEDE grabs a wwwicked looking Barbedwire 2×4 from under the ring and holds it with one hand, pulls Sekaiichi up and brings him to the steps and BOUNCES his skull off the steps… and DEDEDE goes for the CONCHAIRTO WITH THE 2×4, but Sekaiichi dodges and DEDEDE tail-gates him! Sekaiichi rolls into the ring and DEDEDE re-enters, but Sekaiichi steps on the bat and drags it away. NOW HE’S TACKLED TO THE GROUND BY DEDEDE! NOW THESE MEN ARE TRADING FISTS ON THE RING FLOOR, BRAWLING WITH PUNCHES FLYING FROM EVERY DIRECTION! Now both men are on their knees trading swift punches, and on their knees they lock up and shoot to their feet for another struggle of strength!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi shoots for the waist and DEDEDE hits knees right into the chest and snatches up that barbedwire 2×4… and he hooks Sekaiichi and hits the 2×4-EQUIPPED RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Now DEDEDE brings himself and Sek to their feet for another.. no, DEDEDE USING THE WEAPON GUILLOTINE HANGS SEKAIICHI OFF HIS SHOULDER WITH THE BARBEDWIRE PUSHING INTO HIS SURGICALLY REPAIRED WIND-PIPE! OH MY GOODNESS, SEKAIICHI HANGING IN THAT PERCARIOUS POSITION… BUT DEDEDE RUNS FORWARD AND WITH THE 2×4 FLINGS SEKAIICHI’S FORWARD FOR THE RUNNING OVER THE SHOULDER SIT-OUT PILEDRIVER!!! AND HOOKS HIS LEGS WITH THE OBJECT!
Ref: OOOOONE!!! …. TWOOOOOOOOOOO,
Stew-O: KICK OUT! UGHH. LOOK, SEKAIICHI’S BLEEDING OUT OF HIS THROAT NOW, AND DEDEDE IS YANKING BACK HIS HAIR AND IMMEDIATELY CHOKES SEKAIICHI OUT WITH THE BARBEDWIRE 2×4! DEDEDE’S GOT A STANDING FULL NELSON ON EACH END OF THE WEAPON PULLING IT INTO MIKADO’S THROAT! Old wounds have been opened up with Mikado bleeding out of his throat while DEDEDE swings him around, but Mikado SWINGS A HEEL INTO DEDEDE’S GROIN! BUT DEDEDE COMPLETELY IGNORES IT, AND THERE’S A SECOND KICK AS MIKADO ESCAPES AND CRAWLS AWAY. DEDEDE holding his unmentionables backs into the corner, and Sekaiichi hits a RUNNING SPIN-KICK INTO DEDEDE’S FACE IN THE CORNER! DEDEDE leaning on the corner on his side now and Mikado grabs the barbedwire 2×4 and SWINGS AWAY AT EVERY OPEN SPOT, AND DEDEDE’S RIBS AND DEFENDING LEFT ARM EAT THE WAPON SHOTS! Sekaiichi backs away… and HITS A 2×4 EQUIPPED RUNNING DROPKICK!! DEDEDE drops to a knee in shock and pain, and Sekaiichi swings again with the object– but DEDEDE catches the bat with his bleeding left arm and refuses to let go, and Mikado hits shoot kicks to the chest and is pressing the boot into the throat, choking DEDEDE out in the corner now!
HBG: DEDEDE has full hold of the 2×4 and SWINGS, Sekaiichi dodges and Sekaiichi has one leg hung on the ropes as DEDEDE SWINGS THE 2×4 INTO THE RIBS! NOW DEDEDE RIPS SEKAIICHI AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND HITS THE BARBEDWIRE 2X4-EQUIPPED DDD-O-MATIC! THE PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOONEE!! .. TWOOOOOO,
HBG: SEKAIICHI kicks out, and immediately he rolls out of the ring to recover while holding his bleeding throat! Now look, now this is DEDEDE’s chance, DEDEDE waits for Sekaiichi to rise… he runs the ropes and FLINGS HIMSELF OVER… DIVING SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT SEKAIICHI IMMEDIATELY SLIDES IN AS DEDEDE JUST BARELY STICKS THE LANDING! AND BY THE TIME DEDEDE TURNS AROUND, SEKAIICHI RUNS THE ROPES, CART-WHEELS ACROSS THE RING AND BACKFLIPS OVER THE ROPES FOR A CROOKED DOUBLE-FLIP MOONSAULT!!!! …. SEKAIICHI AND DEDEDE TAKEN DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!
WWEFan: WHAT ATHLETICISM!
( Replay of the moonsault is shown with Sekaiichi’s incredible vertical leap, and in the split-screen Sekaiichi can be seen dragging out a trashcan and a number of large burlap bags )
WWEFan: Sekaiichi bringing the toys out after he pulled out a wicked move, and he sends those huge bags into the ring along with the trashcan and now Sekaiichi digs under again… and pulls out a WOODEN TABLE…. AND A BARBEDWIRE TABLE…… AND A GLASS TABLE! THREE ELEMENTS OF TABLE, ALL PAINFUL! But DEDEDE is pulling himself up using the apron, and Sekaiichi targets him again.. and DEDEDE DRIVES SEKAIICHI TOWARDS THE BARRICADE, but Sekaiichi counters and is tee’ing off punches with both men going back and forth on the ramp! DEDEDE now actually gets the advantage, with Sekaiichi retreating and DEDEDE goes right after him planting him FACE FIRST into the ring-post and sending him into the ring! Now DEDEDE digs under the ring and pulls out not one… but TWO steel chairs… he’s got a maniacal look on his face! And DEDEDE now drags in a 10 foot ladder, resting it at a corner where the trashcan and large burlap sacks are resting!
Stew-O: You never know WHAT’S going through DEDEDE’s mind when he gets like this, you just know it’s evil! DEDEDE heads over to Sekaiichi, but Sekaiichi fires back with forearms.. and a WICKED ROLLING ELBOW… AND ANOTHER.. And DEDEDE ducks the third and lifts Sekaiichi for the SPINEBUSTER! AND DEDEDE STANDS OVER HIS OPPONENT, PULLING OFF HIS ELBOW PAD AND IS STARING OUT INTO THE MICHIGAN STADIUM CROWD OF OVER 100,000…. AND TOSSES IT! HE RUNS THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN FEDS AND ENTERTAINMENT… THE BOTTOMLESS ELBO–
HBG: SEKAIICHI DODGES, SHOOTS UP AND REAR WAIST-LOCKS DEDEDE! GERMAN SUPLEX! SEKAIICHI PULLS BACK UP, ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! AND SEKAIICHI IS LOOKING TO FINISH THE HAT TRICK… DEDEDE SPINS BEHIND AND HITS THE HALF-NELSON BULLDOG INTO THE CANVAS! Mikado rolls away, and DEDEDE drags the two steel chairs to the center of the ring and sets them both up, facing each other while separated by six feet. Now DEDEDE grabs one of those ladders and DRIVES THE LADDER INTO SEKAIICHI’S RIBS! And now he uses that ladder as a bridge between those two chairs!! DEDEDE grabs Sekaiichi now and brings him infront of that bridged ladder and is LOOKING FOR THE DEDEDE DDT!! … BUT SEKAIICHI LIFTS DEDEDE’S BODY AND DROPS HIM GUT-FIRST INTO THE LADDER! OOUCH! Mikado Sekaiichi now stands on that bridged ladder, and pulls DEDEDE up onto the ladder with him… and PULLS HIM IN!!! …. WHAT’S HE PLANNING, WHAT’S THIS SICK WEIRDO PLANNING?? …. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
WWEFan: OH MY …. OH MY GOD!!!!!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER, THAT FLIP PILEDRIVER SENDING DEDEDE’S HEAD THROUGH THE LADDER!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!??? ….. DEDEDE’S GOT BLOOD POURING OUT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, HE KILLED HIM! HE ABSOLUTELY KILLED HIM!!!
( Several replays of the Canadian Destroyer through the ladder is shown )
HBG: SEKAIICHI LOOKING AROUND AFTER HIS SICK MOVE… BUT THE GUY’S NOT EVEN DONE, MIKADO TOSSES THE WRECKED LADDER OUT AND BRINGS THE TWO CHAIRS TOGETHER, LAYING DEDEDE OUT ON THEM AND HE APPROACHES THE CORNER AND SPRINGS TO THE TOP!!! HE’S STANDING, LOOKING FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE ROLLS ONTO ONE CHAIR AND GRABS THE OTHER ONE, AND TOSSES THE CHAIR AT A STANDING SEKAIICHI’S HEAD AS SEKAIICHI FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FOLDED BARBEDWIRE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!!!!! MY GOODNESS, WHAT A CRASH!!
( DEDEDE rolls off the chair and clutches his head that has blood pouring out the top, and Sekaiichi is trying to rip the barbedwire table from his back )
WWEFan: AMAZING SAVE, WHATEVER SEKAIICHI WAS GOING FOR WOULD’VE ENDED THIS OTHERWISE! .. Sekaiichi landed on that table of barbedwire which wasn’t set up, and DEDEDE bought himself all the time he needs. That move looked like it could have broken the man’s neck, but now DEDEDE is stirring and crawling toward the trashcan with his hair color slowly changing from blond to blood-soaked red! DEDEDE drags the trashcan and the bags into the center of the ring… sets up the trashcan and EMPTIES OUT THE FIRST LARGE BAG INTO THE TRASHCAN… AND EMPTIES OUT ANOTHER LARGE SACK FILLED WITH… WHAT IS THAT?
HBG: AH SHIT… I THINK THAT’S SALT!
WWEFan: DEDEDE EMPTIES OUT THE OTHER BAGS OF THUMBTACKS AND SALT! THAT IS… THAT IS UNSPEAKABLE!
( Mikado Sekaiichi can be seen lurking over the ring apron with pizza slicers equipped in each hand, as he creeps into the ring )
HBG: WATCH OUT!
Stew-O: SEKAIICHI POUNCES ON DEDEDE AND IMPALES DEDEDE WITH THE PIZZA SLICERS, SWINGING AND SLICING ON ANY OPEN PART OF THE BODY FRANTICALLY! DEDEDE GUARDS WITH HIS LEFT ARM, AND SEKAIICHI FRANTICALLY SLICES UP DEDEDE’S LEFT ARM WITH THE PIZZA SLICERS! DEDEDE FRANTICALLY BACKING AWAY TO HIS FEET AND INTO THE CORNER, AND SEKAIICHI FOLLOWS HIM WITH LEFT AND RIGHT SLICERS DESTROYING DEDEDE’S ARM! BLOOD IS PUMPING OUT OF THAT ARM AND DRIPPING TO THE CANVAS, AND SEKAIICHI PULLS DEDEDE’S ARMS TO THE SIDE… AND HITS AN UPPERCUT TO THE TORSO WITH THE PIZZA SLICER, AND A RIGHT SWIPE, LEFT SWIPE, AND FANCY TWIRLING AND JUMPING SLICES! SEKAIICHI HELICOPTER SPINS WITH THE PIZZA SLICERS SLICING INTO DEDEDE’S CHEST IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!! SON OF A BITCH, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY TWISTED!
( Sekaiichi licks the blood off of the blades while DEDEDE is clutching his left arm in pain )
HBG: Disturbing.. Sekaiichi grabs DEDEDE now by the hair and wrenches that left arm and hits a knock down knee to the face! Mikado yanks DEDEDE up by that wrenched arm and hits a LEG LARIAT — DEDEDE DUCKS, RUNS THE ROPES AND CONNECTS THE SPEAR!!!!!! … BUT SEKAIICHI HITS THE DROP TOE-HOLD AND LOCKS IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE WITH THE DAMAGED LEFT ARM HOOKED WITH THE LEGS! DEDEDE IN A BAD, BAD WAY, DEDEDE TRYING TO GET FOOTING, BUT SEKAIICHI IS WRENCHING BACK AS FAR AS POSSIBLE SCREAMING FOR HIM TO TAP! … OH LOOK, WITH A SURGE DEDEDE SHIFTS AND SPRINGS UP FOR A ROLL-UP!
WWEFan: Sekaiichi rolls out of it as he and DEDEDE are both on their knees in front of each other, and DEDEDE fires off with right hands while Sekaiichi fights with his rights and lefts… Sekaiichi clutches both wrists and BOTH MEN GO FOR VICIOUS HEAD-BUTTS, AND AFTER TWO OR THREE, SEKAIICHI HITS MORE HEAD-BUTTS AND RISES TO HIS FEET.. KNEE’S TO THE FACE OVER AND OVER! DEDEDE FALLS TO HIS BACK AND SEKAIICHI STANDS OVER HIM WITH THE DOUBLE WRIST-CLUTCH, BEGINNING THE KINGDOM COME!! UNPROTECTED STOMPS INTO THE FACE! QUICKLY OVER A DOZEN STOMPS ARE HIT, AND SEKAIICHI SWITCHES FOOT AS HE STOMPS AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER INTO DEDEDE’S FACE, BUSTING HIM OPEN WITH BLOOD POURING DOWN THE FACE OF MR. DEDEDE!! GOSH, 22, 25, 26… MORE AND MORE.. 30… 33… HE WON’T STOP!!!
Stew-O: NEARLY 40 STOMPS TO THE FACE, AS THE CROWD LOOKS ON HORRIFIED AT THE WAY DEDEDE’S BEEN BRUTALIZED.. HIS ENTIRE FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK WITH HIS LIP BUSTED OPEN AND A BRUISE ON HIS EYE, AND SEKAIICHI DROPS TO HIS BACK FINISHING THE KINGDOM COME WITH THE GOGOPLATA!!! A STRESSED LOOK ON DEDEDE’S FACE WITH BLOOD DRIPPING ALL OVER SEKAIICHI, AND SEKAIICHI GNASHING HIS TEETH, WRENCHING BACK WITH EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! DEDEDE SWINGING BOTH FISTS, CONNECTING A WEAK LEFT AND A STRONG RIGHT BUT SEKAIICHI DOESN’T FEEL A THING! HE’S ZONED IN! DEDEDE CONNECTS MORE PUNCHES, SEKAIICHI WON’T LET GO!!!
HBG: DEDEDE’S ABOUT TO CALL IT A NIGHT! … NO HE’S NOT, DEDEDE GETS TO BOTH FEET STILL LOCKED IN THE HOLD, LIFTS SEKAIICHI AND DROPS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB. SEKAIICHI DOESN’T RELEASE, BUT DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG AND QUICKLY COUNTERS INTO THE METH LOCK!!!!! THE RIGHT ARM HOLDING BACK ON THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK, WITH SEKAIICHI SWINGING ELBOWS AS QUICK AS HE CAN TO STOP IT, BUT DEDEDE HAS IT LOCKED IN NOW!!!! WHAT A COUNTER, SEKAIICHI IS FIGHTING WITH ALL HE’S GOT AND DEDEDE IS POURING EVERY OUNCE HE’S GOT INTO THIS! IT’S ALL OR NOTHING! SEKAIICHI… SEKAIICHI RAKES DEDEDE’S EYES.. AND SEKAIICHI GRABS DEDEDE BY HIS HURT LEFT ARM AND GETS HOLD ON IT AS THE METH LOCK IS BROKEN, AND SEKAIICHI COUNTERS INTO THE CROSSFACE!!!!
WWEFan: DEDEDE CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
( The referee pulls Sekaiichi off of DEDEDE after a moment, with DEDEDE desperately grabbing the bottom rope and not letting go. Sekaiichi loosens his hair in a frenzy. )
WWEFan: DEDEDE desperately trying to drag himself to his feet while Sekaiichi is looking up at his fellow ”God” contemplating his next move, and Sekaiichi looks at that thumbtack-filled trashcan and drags it into the center of the ring!!! Sekaiichi approaches DEDEDE delivering punches, and DEDEDE fires back with the right hand! Sekaiichi hits a jumping spinning elbow, spinning backfist, a spinning buzzsaw kick all with DEDEDE leaned back into the corner. ROUNDHOUSE KICK, DEDEDE turns around leaned on the turnbuckle and SEKAIICHI HITS THE DELETE! JUMPING SPIN-KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DEDEDE stumbles out of the corner and SEKAIICHI HOOKS DEDEDE WITH THE VERTICAL LIFT… AND HE’S HOLDING HIM UP DISPLAYING CRAZY STRENGTH, BUT DEDEDE GETS FOOTING…
HBG: OH SHIT!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER ON SEKAIICHI INTO THE TUMBTACK AND SALT-FILLED TRASHCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! … WHAT A SURGE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LOOK AT SEKAIICHI SQUIRM WITH THOSE MUFFLED SCREAMS FROM THE INSIDE OF THAT TRASHCAN!!! OHHH ONLY GOD KNOWS THE AMOUNT OF PAIN HE’S IN! ONLY THE CROSS-BOUND CHRIST ON CALVARY KNOWS WHAT KIND OF TORTURE THIS IS, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF!!!!
( DEDEDE descends to his knees and drags a twitching Sekaiichi out of the trashcan with blood pooling in the ring, as he sets him up in the center )
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE IS NOW STEPPING ONTO THE APRON… AND NOW HE PAINSTAKINGLY CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE WITHOUT HIS EYES LEAVING HIS FELLOW ”GOD”, STARING AT HIM WITH A LOOK OF SORROW AND CONTEMPT… THE RISK OF A CENTURY IS BEING TAKEN, THESE 100,000 ARE ON THEIR FEET! DEDEDE LOOKING DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS IS ON HIS FEET, ALL OR NOTHING!!!! NORTH STAR! NORTH STAR! NORTH STAR! SHOOTING!!!!! STAR!!!!!!!! PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….. AND IT CONNECTS, DEDEDE’S HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AND COLLAPSES OVER SEKAIICHI WITH THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!! ….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …….
Stew-O: KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! …… WOOOOWWWW!!!
( A massive response is heard from Michigan Stadium and DEDEDE’s eyes shoot wide open in fear )
WWEFan: MR. DEDEDE … AND THIS ENTIRE ARENA… HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY STUNNED! MIKADO SEKAIICHI HAS KICKED OUT OF THE NORTH STAR! … THAT WAS HIS ULTIMATE MOVE! IN DEDEDE’S 7 AND 1/2 YEAR LONG CAREER, NOBODY HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THE NORTH STAR UNTIL NOW!
( Replay of the move and kick out is shown, with split-screen of DEDEDE in the ring holding his head )
HBG: Well he can’t just sit around! DEDEDE’s staring off into space, like he lost hope or something but I guess I can’t blame him! But wait hold on, DEDEDE after a moment rolls out of the ring and is standing before those three tables on the floor. DEDEDE pulls up the glass table and the plain wooden table and slides them both in the ring! Now that’s what I call taking initiative! And now DEDEDE sets the barbedwire table up right at ring-side! And now DEDEDE digs under the ring, OH BOY, HE’S GOT HIS EQUALIZER! THE GUITAR FILLED WITH TACKS, SHARDS OF GLASS WITH BARBEDWIRE STRINGS HAS A SONG AND DANCE THAT’LL MAKE ANYONE SING SOPRANO! … OH NO HE’S NOT DONE, HE’S BRINGING IN A CONTAINER OF GAS AND A GAS LIGHTER!!! NO!!!
Stew-O: So much damage with what’s already been done, but DEDEDE knows he’s going to have to go for broke!!! DEDEDE immediately grabs the wooden table and DRIVES IT OVER THE HEAD OF MIKADO SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi just trying to recover, and DEDEDE grabs Sekaiichi who’s got thumbtacks all over his body following that brainbuster… BUT SEKAIICHI FLOORS DEDEDE WITH THE SUPERKICK!! From out of NOWHERE! Both men are down and recovering, but that was an EXCELLENT way to free yourself from your enemy’s grasp! Sekaiichi and DEDEDE return to their feet at the same time, AND SEKAIICHI GRABS THAT CONTAINER OF GAS AND TAKES A SWIG OF GAS!! …. NO, HE’S GOT THAT LIGHTER LIT IN FRONT OF HIM, THIS IS WHAT HE DID TO MASTERS AND MAK WEEKS AGO ON SHOWDOWN AND THEY HAVEN’T BEEN SEEN FROM SINCE… SEKAIICHI SPITS GAS IN FRONT OF THE FLAME, SPITTING FIRE INTO DEDEDE’S FACE!!!
WWEFan: DEDEDE GUARDS IT, AS HIS LEFT ARM IS CAUGHT ON FIRE!!! OH MY GOD THAT LEFT ARM IS DONE FOR! DEDEDE FRANTICALLY BACKS INTO THE CORNER AND SEKAIICHI TAKES ANOTHER SWIG AND SPITS FIRE AGAIN! BUT DEDEDE DODGES AS THE TURNBUCKLE IS CAUGHT ON FIRE, AND EMT’S RUSH TO THE APRON PUTTING OUT THAT FIRE SPRAYING DEDEDE AND THE CORNER WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHER! NOW SEKAIICHI HOPS ON HIS BACK FOR THE KATAHAJIME! TAZZMISSION APPLIED.. DEDEDE TRYING TO COUNTER, BUT SEKAIICHI HOLDS ON! DEDEDE DOESN’T WANNA LEAVE HIS FEET, AND HE’S CIRCLING THE RING IN SHOCK AND PAIN DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO SHAPE HIS OPPONENT! NOW DEDEDE RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES FOR THE SNAPMARE TO THE OUTSIDE! SEKAIICHI LANDS AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
HBG: For a moment DEDEDE collapses, clutching his arm that’s got blood pumping from it again! Sekaiichi climbs back up onto the apron slowly! AND LOOK AT DEDEDE, DEDEDE HAS AN ENRAGED LOOK AS HE GRABS THE GAS AND SPLASHES IT ALL OVER SEKAIICHI’S BODY! SEKAIICHI IS TRYING TO STAND AND DEDEDE GRABS THE EQUALIZER…. AND DEDEDE SETS THE EQUALIZER ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S GOT HIS SIGHTS SET ON SEKAIICHI!!!! AND DEDEDE SWINGS THE FLAMING EQUALIZER OVER SEKAIICHI’S SKULL! NO WAY NO WAY THE REST OF HIS BODY GETS CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: DEDEDE RUNS THE ROPES!!!!!! ….. SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES ON SEKAIICHI, SENDING THE FLAMING SEKAIICHI THROUGH A BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!!!!
( EMT’s immediately douse DEDEDE and Sekaiichi with the fire extinguisher, and Sekaiichi’s torso is dripping with blood as he’s shivering and laying over barbedwire, and DEDEDE is in similar condition with his eyes wide open and his teeth clamped )
WWEFan: WHAT!!! A!!!! SPEEEEAR!!!
Stew-O: THE PAIN AND SUFFERING, AND CARNAGE AND WRECKAGE BEING EXPERIENCED BY TWO HUMAN BEINGS WHO ARE FIGHTING TO BECOME LIKE GOD’S… THIS IS WHAT PAIN FOR PRIDE IS ALL ABOUT! IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, YOU DON’T LIKE EAW WRESTLING!
( A minute passes of EMT’s checking on both men, and DEDEDE starts to stir. Re-plays show of equalizer shot setting Sekaiichi on fire, followed by the spear out of the ring through the barbedwire table )
WWEFan: DEDEDE on one knee flings back his hair and blood flies to the ground with it… and he’s up. By some act of God, he’s already up. DEDEDE does everything he can to bring Mikado Sekaiichi up and roll him into the ring, and DEDEDE painstakingly slithers into the ring and covers!
Ref: OOOOOOONEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …..
HBG: KICK OUT! Just unbelievable! Sure, Sekaiichi had a good minute to gain his senses but I find this abso— HEY!!!! DEDEDE’S DRAGGING SEKAIICHI UP FOR THE DEDEDE DDT, BUT SEKAIICHI HAS ONE OF THE PIZZA SLICERS IN HAND AND UPPERCUTS IT INTO DEDEDE’S GROIN!!! OH FUCK NO, THAT’S PAIN I’M GLAD I’LL NEVER FEEL!
Stew-O: … I THINK I’M GONNA BE SICK. DEDEDE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND DROPS TO A KNEE AS BOTH DEDEDE AND SEKAIICHI ARE LEANED ON EACH OTHER… AND SEKAIICHI SWIPES THE SLICER ACROSS DEDEDE’S FACE, AND DEDEDE FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT, A RIGHT WITH THE SLICER FROM SEKAIICHI, A RIGHT FROM THE FIST FROM DEDEDE… SEKAIICHI NOW SPRINGS TO HIS FEET, PULLS DEDEDE IN AND LIFTS HIM FOR THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! .. HE NAILS I T! THAT’S JAYWALKER’S SECOND SACRIFICE! …. NOW SEKAIICHI PULLS DEDEDE UP…. GO TO RETIREMENT!!! KNEE TO THE FACE! MIKADO SEKAIICHI HAS HIT DEDEDE WITH THE VERY TWO MOVES THAT HAVE DEFEATED HIM AT PAIN FOR PRIDE IN THE PAST, AND NOW SEKAIICHI PULLS DEDEDE UP AND HAS THE LEFT ARM WRIST-LOCKED… AND HITS THE KING’S LANDING!!!! WRIST LOCK INTO YAKUZA KICK!!!!
WWEFan: DEDEDE DUCKS, BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE SPEAR!!! … BUT SEKAIICHI LEAPS, SADDLES HIS BACK AND DEDEDE SHOOTS TO HIS FEET AS SEKAIICHI COUNTERS INTO A SUNSET FLIP WHEELBARROW POWERBOMB PIN! BAMMM, RIGHT ON THE NECK!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ………..
WWEFan: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!! DEDEDE LOOKS DONE FOR, BUT HE FOUND A WAY TO KICK OUT FROM THOSE CONSECUTIVE MOVES! Both men are SPENT, absolutely SPENT, but Sekaiichi is the one on the move while DEDEDE just lays there like he’s dead, and now look… look Sekaiichi after a moment of breath rises and grabs that glass table, and leans it on the turnbuckle behind DEDEDE. Now Mikado sets up the wooden table in front of DEDEDE…. and he’s GRABBING THE FLUID AND IS POURING IT ALL OVER THE TABLE!!! AND HE USES THE GAS LIGHTER TO IGNITE THE TABLE BETWEEN HE AND DEDEDE ON FIRE! NOW SEKAIICHI HEADS OVER TO DEDEDE AND GRABS HIM, BUT DEDEDE HOOKS SEKAIICHI FOR THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!
HBG: NO! SEKAIICHI SPINS BEHIND DEDEDE AND LOCKS IN THE KATAHAJIME AGAIN!!! KATAHAJIME LOCKED IN AGAIN!!!! BUT DEDEDE RUNS BACKWARDS WITH SEKAIICHI ON HIS BACK, AND RUNS INTO THE GLASS TABLE!!! BUT THE GLASS TABLE DOESN’T BREAK, DEDEDE IS GONNA DO IT AGAIN, BUT SEKAIICHI HOPS OFF AND HITS THE ROUNDHOUSE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DEDEDE stumbles back, and is leaned back on the glass table! Sekaiichi sprints to the center of the ring!! And… HUH!?!?!?
Stew-O: SEKAIICHI IS TAKING THE REMAINDER OF THAT GALLON OF LIGHTER FLUID AND IS POURING IT ALL OVER HIMSELF!!!!! IS THIS WORTH IT!?!?? THE PRICE OF BECOMING A ”GOD”!?!?!?… SEKAIICHI POURING THE REMAINDER OF THE FLUID ON HIM IN JUBILEE, AND SEK BACKS TO A CORNER AND CROUCHES TO A KNEE, PULLING BACK AT HIS HAIR AND READY TO JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN…….. DEDEDE LEANED BACK ON THAT GLASS TABLE, AND SEKAIICHI DARTS THROUGH THE WALL OF FLAMES FROM THE FLAMING WOODEN TABLE AND IN MID-AIR IS CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!! FLAMING SPEAR ON DEDEDE THROUGH THE GLASS TAAABLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: DEDEDE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAAAAAY!!!! SEKAIICHI CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE, OBLITERATED, WASTED!!!!! AND EMT’S AGAIN SPRAY SEKAIICHI AND THAT WOODEN TABLE WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! THE TRAUMA MIKADO SEKAIICHI’S BEEN PUT THROUGH… I’M SQUIRMING IN MY SEAT WATCHING IT!
( Replay of the flaming spear stunt by Sekaiichi )
Stew-O: DEDEDE after a moment of scanning the scene drags Sekaiichi out of the corner… and lays him out on the previously flaming wooden table, and DEDEDE looks back at the turnbuckle yet again! One good arm, bloodied ALL OVER the body, completely, utterly on his last legs! But he has to do SOMETHING, and he’s doing just that, SOMETHING! DEDEDE climbs up the turnbuckle to the top, huffing, puffing, wheezing, this is taking everything he has to even climb, and Sekaiichi is motionless on the canvas!!! DEDEDE IS CROUCHED AT THE TOP AGAIN!!!! NOW HE’S STANDING!!!!!!!!
HBG: IT DIDN’T WORK THE FIRST TIME, CAN IT WORK AGAIN!!!!???
Stew-O: SEKAIICHI’S MOTIONLESS……. DEDEDE LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!! OH MY….!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: WHAT IN THE WOOOOOOOOORLDD!!!!!!
Stew-O: HITS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THAT COME FROM!?!? DEDEDE COLLAPSES OVER MIKADO AGAIN! IT’S OVER!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!! …. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! .. THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Till I Collapse” by Eminem hits as Mr. DEDEDE drops to the mat, overcome with emotion and barely able to react )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNNEEERRRRR…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW WOOOOOOOOORLD HEAVYYYYYWEEEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! …MIIIISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
WWEFan: THAT… WAS EPIC!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE HAS WON HIS 5TH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE AND HAS OBTAINED THE GREATEST PAIN FOR PRIDE RECORD IN EAW HISTORY! IN ONE FOUL SWOOP, DEDEDE HAS HAD THE VICTORY FIT FOR A GOD! THE CAREER OF MR. DEDEDE HAS REACHED ITS ZENITH!
( An outside shot shows the referee holding up a passed out DEDEDE’s arm while raising the World Heavyweight title )
( Replays of the major spots in the match are aired )
HBG: Mannnn… what a journey, huh? I didn’t think this old coot had it in him!! Bravo (clap) to the both of them, I was in disbelief this whole match! I think DEDEDE is the second or third greatest person in the world now, with me at 1st obviously!
( A disturbance is heard in the crowd, and out comes the Agents of Extreme in their usual attire stepping over the barricade in large numbers, approaching and surrounding the ring before DEDEDE can even rise )
WWEFan: Oh no… oh please no, not now!
HBG: It’s the Agents of Extreme.. the men who’ve done Sekaiichi’s bidding no matter how heinous and messed up over the course of the last year. What do they have in store…
( The Agents of Extreme pull a lifeless looking Sekaiichi out of the ring and carry him to the ramp and away from the scene, as DEDEDE looks on while Sekaiichi is carried away )
Stew-O: The Agents of Extreme have taken the shell that was once their master, leaving DEDEDE to his own celebration.
( DEDEDE struggles using the ropes to rise. Aerial shot of the stadium airs. Pyro blasts all over the stadium, and confetti descends from the rafters as DEDEDE with one arm limp lifts the World Heavyweight title with all he’s got left, before collapsing to the floor again. )
WWEFan: This was the greatest Pain for Pride ever! From the triumphant win by Hades the Hellraiser in an instant classic, to the EPIC Cash in the Vault briefcase match, to this absolute thriller! I’m HONORED to have gotten to call this night, hell it’s an honor to even watch this thing!
HBG: DEDEDE has nothing left, he can’t even get to his feet! He’s given everything, just like the talented men and women of EAW gave everything all weekend! Do the honors, Stew!
Stew-O: From Michigan Stadium; I’m Stew-O along with Heart Break Gal and WWEFan.. THANK YOU for joinng us, SEE YOU at the EAW Draft! Goodnight guys!
( DEDEDE while on his back stares into the title and lifts a final corna with confetti all over him, until the camera fades to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )