( A narrators voice can be heard in the background )
Narrator: On the last stop before the biggest show in history …
( The Pain for Pride Se7en logo can be seen )
Narrator: The extremists in EAW get taken to a whole other level …
( Various shots of fire-based moments in EAW Play )
Narrator: How far would you be willing to go to main event Pain for Pride?
( Shots of the first No Way Out match on the screen followed by shots of the extremists taking part in the match )
Narrator: How far would you go in order to become the world champion?
( Shots of the Scott Diamond/Sekaiichi feud plays )
Narrator: Or to get yourself out of defending your championship?
( Shots of the Demons Council/House of Renegades, Zack Crash feud plays )
Narrator: Or to defend your legacy?
( Shots of the Jaywalker/American Dream feud plays )
Narrator: Would you be willing to risk being burned to achieve what you desire?
( Shots of Dark Demon throwing a fireball in Nick Angels face plays )
Narrator: Would you be willing to play with fire?
( Shots of Sekaiichi burning the Heart Break Boy on the cross plays )
Camera pans into the building as ‘’Broken Crown’’ by Mumford & Sons
plays as red and black pyro shoots up from the stage and blasts all the
way down to the ring )
WELCOME TO DIA DEL DIABLO!!! DAY OF THE DEVIL AND THE FINAL STOP BEFORE
THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF E-FEDS, PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN!!!!
Tonight, bodies will be BURNED, titles will be defended, history will be
made! Tonight, we will find out who will challenge for the World
Heavyweight Championship in the Hellfire No Way Out match, along with
Mikado Sekaiichi defending against Scott Diamond for the World
You mean OUR Mikado is having a warm-up before he puts on a display at
Pain for Pride that only a king could put on, get it fucking right Nazi.
( Camera pans to Stew-O and The Heart Break Gal )
Indeed, on the Dynasty side of things it is going to HEAT UP tonight,
as Demons Council takes on the House of Renegades and Zack Crash in a
Three Degrees of Hell match and Jaywalker defends his Hall of Fame
Championship against Cameron Ella Ava in a branding match but first, the
unified tag team titles will be defended as Dynamite Rain take on
Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!… AND IT IS A FLAMING TABLES MATCH!!
( ‘House of Dreams’ by Bliss N’ Eso hits as Eddie Mack and Xavier Williams confidently make their way to the ring )
Announcer: Approaching the ring first, representing DEMON’S COUNCIL!!…
XAVVIERRRR WILLIAMSSSS AND EDDIIEEEEE MACCCCKKKKKKK!!
her hands together and eyes closed*: If you can hear me… I promise, I
truly promise I’ll be a good Heart Break Gal. Just don’t let them win,
please. I’ll do anything.
‘Subconcious’ by The Score hits as Carlos Rosso and GI Styles make
their way to the ring with their championships hanging from their waists
Announcer: And their opponents… THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…
CARLOSSSS ROSSOO… GI STYLLEESSSS… DYYYNAMMITEEEEEEEEE RAIIIIIIINNNNNN!!
Certainly one of the, if not the greatest tag team in the grand history
of this company, tonight Carlos Rosso and GI Styles face a daunting
task. They must, contrary to what my partner might say, they must beat
two EXTREMELY talented individuals, and if that wasn’t enough, as our
ring announcer stated earlier, the stipulation for this match… flaming
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
AND AWAY WE GO!! Both Eddie and Xavier quickly escape the ring to grab a
table from ringside, now remember folks… the stipulation is that only
one member of the team has to go through the flaming table, Eddie and
Xavier wanna start this one off hot…. BUT LOOK AT GI!! GI THROUGH THE
ROPES CRASHING INTO BOTH MEN SENDING THEM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Xavier
and Eddie trying to re-group… BUT NOW IT’S CARLOS’ TURN!! LIKE A CANNON
SHOOTING HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES, LANDING ON TOP OF BOTH MEN!! Dynamite
Rain quickly to their feet, they grab the table and throw it into the
The toys are coming out early! GI sets the table up in the ring as
Carlos gets Eddie Mack and throws him into the ring… Carlos with a few
hard right hands to the skull of Mack, Carlos maybe pound for pound the
best striker we have in EAW! GI going out of the ring… HE GRABS THE CAN
OF GASOLINE AS WELL AS A BOOK OF MATCHES!!… BRINGING IT INTO THE RING
WITH HIM BUT LOOK OUT!! XAVIER WILLIAMS FROM THE TOP ROPE TAKING GI OUT
WITH A DROPKICK!! Eddie now fighting back against Carlos… shots to the
mid-section, Eddie moving his way up the torso of Carlos Rosso… AND NOW A
HARD RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE JAW!!
AND NOW XAVIER… RUNNING AND GRABBING THE HEAD OF CARLOS, LEAPING INTO
THE AIR… BULLDOG!! BULLDOG RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS SET UP IN
THE RING!! AND IF THAT TABLE HAD BEEN ON FIRE, WE’D BE CROWNING NEW TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONS RIGHT NOW!! Carlos has been taken out of the match, at
least momentarily and now the duo of Eddie and Xavier focuses their
attention on the former National Extreme Champion, GI Styles. Eddie
seems to be directing Xavier here as GI gets set up in the corner…
Xavier backing up into the other corner as Eddie unleashes a few brutal
shots to the skull… XAVIER NOW COMES CHARGING, SPINNING HEEL KICK IN THE
CORNER!! GI GOES DOWN!! DEMON’S COUNCIL IS IN FULL CONTROL HERE!!
Xavier now grabs another table and sets it up in the corner… EDDIE MACK
GRABBING THE CAN OF GASOLINE, POURING IT OVER THE TABLE AND NOW XAVIER
HANDING HIM A BOOK OF MATCHES!! EDDIE’S GONNA LIGHT THAT TABLE ON FIRE!!
BUT YES!! CARLOS FROM BEHIND WITH A HARD BLOW TO THE BACK OF EDDIE AND
THE BOOK OF MATCHES GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING!! Carlos is now met with a
few hard shots to the skull by Xavier but for each one that he throws,
Carlos meets him with one of his own! And that’s why a match like this
is so difficult to win, you really… REALLY have to beat down on your
opponents before you can put one of them through a table, the other one
will always be there lurking.
EDDIE NOW GETTING HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MIX… HELPING XAVIER WITH THE
BEATDOWN OF CARLOS ROSSO!! FORCING HIM INTO THE CORNER… GI starting to
stir, Eddie goes to work on him… THROWING A HUGE PUNCH!!… BUT IT’S
DUCKED!! GI DUCKS UNDER THE HAYMAKER AND NOW FROM BEHIND… GERMAN
SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX AND EDDIE GOES HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!!
THAT’S TWO TABLES BROKEN IN THIS MATCH BUT SINCE NEITHER OF THEM WERE
FLAMING… STILL NO WINNER!!
Xavier now just realizing the trouble he’s in… this is great! Dynamite
Rain stalking him like a pack of wolves, and Xavier quickly escapes the
ring! Dynamite Rain now do the same, both out of the ring on opposite
sides. Xavier backing up the ramp… The champs have him cornered! Xavier
getting closer and closer to the top of the stage, what is he gonna do,
run backstage? WAIT… WHAT… WHAT’S HE DOING?!?! HE’S CLIMBING THE
SCAFFOLDING!! THE SCAFFOLDING AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP… XAVIER WILLIAMS IS
XAVIER WILLIAMS IS CLIMBING THE SCAFFOLDING, THAT LEADS UP ABOUT
FIFTEEN FEET TO THE FIRST LEVEL OF OUR STAGE HERE!! CARLOS ROSSO AND GI
STYLES EXCHANGING A LOOK HERE!!… AND CARLOS ROSSO BEGINS CLIMBING THE
SCAFFOLD AFTER XAVIER!!… XAVIER HAS ALREADY REACHED THE TOP… NOW HE’S
CONTEMPLATING WHAT TO DO… WITH CARLOS CLIMBING THAT SCAFFOLD RATHER
QUICKLY… XAVIER LEAPS!! OH MY!! HE LEAPS OFF… AND RIGHT ON TOP OF GI!!
XAVIER LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF GI STYLES MY GOD!! THAT WAS CRAZY!! XAVIER
NOW CLUTCHING HIS RIBS STUMBLES DOWN THE RAMP, CARLOS ROSSO QUICKLY
CLIMBS BACK DOWN THE SCAFFOLD AND CHASES AFTER XAVIER!!
CARLOS RUNNING LIKE A BULL… BUT HE GETS MET WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT
RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! A CRUSHING CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XAVIER!!
HE JUST TOOK OUT DYNAMITE RAIN ALL BY HIMSELF… HOW THE HELL IS HE DOING
THIS?!?! HOW IN THE HELL IS XAVIER WILLIAMS DOING ALL THIS BY HIIMSELF?!
AND OH NO… HE GRABS A TABLE!! HE SETS THE TABLE UP AT RINGSIDE… HE’S
GOT THE CAN OF GASOLINE… POURING IT OVER THE TABLE… NOW GRABBING THE
BOOK OF MATCHES, STRIKING IT AND… HE LAYS IT OVER THE TABLE!! THE
TABLE’S ON FIRE!! FLAMES SHOOTING UP HIGH INTO THE AIR!!
WELCOME TO DIA DEL DIABLO!! EMPHASIS ON THE DIABLO!! WE’RE IN HELL!!
XAVIER GETS THE BLOODIED CARLOS ROSSO TO HIS FEET… PUTTING HIM IN A
POWERBOMB CLUTCH… LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR!! HE’S GONNA DO IT!!… BUT
LOOK AT CARLOS!! TRYING TO STRUGGLE, TRYING TO SHIFT HIS WEIGHT!!… AND
HE REVERSES IT!! HURRICANRANA!! XAVIER GOES FLYING OVER THE FLAMING
TABLE… OH MY GOD!! HIS WRIST TAPE!! HIS WRIST TAPE HAS CAUGHT FIRE!!
XAVIER WILLIAMS ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR OUTSIDE… SCREAMING IN PAIN… HIS
WRIST HAS BEEN ENGULFED IN FLAMES!! A CREW MEMBER FINALLY GOING OVER TO
HIM, EXSTINGUISHING THE FLAMES!! OH WAIT!! LOOK!! EDDIE!! EDDIE MACK ON
THE APRON… CARLOS TURNS AROUND… EDDIE LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A KNEE
TO THE FACE AND CARLOS FLIES BACK INTO THE TABLE… INTO THE FLAMES!!
CARLOS AT LEAST WITH THE WHEREWITHAL TO FORCE HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE
TABLE BEFORE COLLAPSING TO THE CANVAS… EDDIE LOOKS BACK AT CARLOS, NOW
AT THE TABLE BUT HE INSTEAD DECIDES TO QUICKLY CHECK ON HIS PARTNER!!
Xavier’s wrist tape now a charred black, Eddie forcing the remains off
as Xavier’s raw, burnt wrist is exposed… And now look Stew! Up the ramp!
GI STYLES HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! AND HE’S EVER SO GINGERLY
MAKING IT BACK DOWN TO THE RING… EDDIE HOWEVER IS QUICKLY THERE TO MEET
HIM WITH A FEW HARD RIGHT HANDS… AND NOW TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A
CLOTHESLINE!! Eddie focusing his attention back on Xavier, making sure
to see that he’s okay… BUT CARLOS!! OH MY CARLOS!! CARLOS LEAPING UP
ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND FLYING INTO EDDIE WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK
SENDING EDDIE SPIRALING OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD!!
AND NOW CARLOS, CARLOS… MEASURING XAVIER!! THE TABLE STILL BURNING!! GI
BACK TO HIS FEET… CARLOS IN FRONT OF XAVIER, GI BEHIND HIM BETWEEN THE
TABLE… CARLOS CHARGES… RAINMAKER LARIAT!! AND XAVIER FALLS RIGHT INTO
THE CLUTCHES OF A GERMAN SUPLEX BY GI INTO THE TABLE!! OH MY LORD!!
XAVIER GOES THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!! IT’S OVER!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Subconcious’ hits as an exhausted Carlos Rosso and GI Styles are awarded their Unified Tag Team Championships )
Ring Announcer: Your winners… AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DYNNAMMMITEEEE RAIIIIIINNNN!!
WHAT A MATCH!! WHAT A WAY TO START OFF DIA DEL DIABLO!! It may have
been harder than they thoughht but Dynamite Rain pull through and retain
their titles. A GRUELING match, congratulations to them.
THANK ALLAH Demon’s Council isn’t leaving with the Tag Team
Championships… I don’t know what I would’ve done if they won… I probably
( Camera fades backstage to DEDEDE, sitting in a chair with his arms folded across his chest, deep in thought )
He’s thrown out of his trance by a knock on the door. Before DEDEDE has
a chance to respond the door swings open and in steps Tyler Parker in
his ring gear )
*Tyler walks up to DEDEDE but DEDEDE tries his best to ignore him as he stands up and walks over to get a t-shirt*
Tyler: Well isn’t it typical DEDEDE… running away from the problem.
DEDEDE*bursts*: WHEN THE HELL HAVE I EVER RAN FROM ANY PROBLEM??
Tyler: Calm down, calm down, take it easy. Just needed to get your attention, and now that I do have it… I’ve come for help.
DEDEDE: Help? HELP?! Well you can forget about it.
Tyler: Please… just hear me out.
No, I– are you serious right now? Tyler… you literally have THE biggest
match of your career coming up in a little while, not that you’re going
to win or anything like that… BUT still, if this is your idea of
strategy or mind games or whatever… they’re not working, nothing is
gonna work. You won’t be able to throw me off… not here, not tonight.
Well DEDEDE, I figured as much… and I also figured it wouldn’t take
long before you saw right through me… which is why…*Tyler opens up the
DEDEDE: Oh, fuck no.
( In steps Skyler Kanellis with a copy of Dance Dance Revolution )
Skyler: Wanna play?
DEDEDE: Get… the fuck… out.
Skyler: Bu… we had so much fun the last time, rem–
*DEDEDE gets to his feet and forces Skyler out of the room before closing the door and locking eyes with Tyler again*
DEDEDE: Nice try, but I told you… NOTHING is going to work.
Well I must say, it’s taking a lot more for you to crack then I thought
it would… but I’m not done yet. *Tyler opens the door up yet again*
Matt… come in.
( Matt Ryder steps into the room wearing a black tuxedo carrying a large thin microphone )
Matt: WHOOOOOOO’S READY TO PLAY…. GUEESSS THEEEE TRANNNNYYYYY?!!!!!!
Welcome one and all to America’s favorite game show, you know the
rules, two women, one tranny… you have to guess which one it is… let’s
meet our “three” GIRLS!!
*The first woman enters the room, before the other two can enter the room DEDEDE shuts the door on them and locks it*
DEDEDE: OK… FINE, YOU WANT ME TO PLAY?!?! WELL TAKE THIS!
( DEDEDE raises his boot up and drives it up into the crotch of the first “woman” who falls to the floor in pain )
Tranny: AHH!! FUCK!! JESUS CHRIST!!
DEDEDE: HAHAHA! First try, fuck you Tyler, fuck you Matt, and fuck whoever this tranny is…
*DEDEDE stands the tranny up*
DEDEDE: Wait what the… TOMI?!?!
( An awkward silence falls over the room, Tomi starts to tear up as he runs out of the room and Matt goes to chase him )
Matt: Oh man… he’s probably going to hang himself now.
( Matt runs out of the room screaming Tomi’s name as DEDEDE turns his attention back to Tyler )
You’re despicable Tyler, you must not care much about your career, the
biggest night of your life and here you are trying to get inside my head
by playing these silly little jokes. And to think I actually took you
under my wing…
I’M DESPICABLE? ME??!! PLEASE!! Have you ever even for a SECOND think
that might be your biggest vice DEDEDE? The fact that you don’t know how
to losen up and have fun every once in a while? I mean look at you…
YOU’RE MISERABLE! Blood shot eyes with bags underneath them, gritting
your teeth… it looks like you haven’t gotten a wink of sleep in weeks…
yet I’m the despicable one, I’m the one that doesn’t care about my
career… right now it doesn’t even look like you’re caring for your life.
If you weren’t strung-up who knows if this match would even be
Think about it, you had the match with Sekaiichi, it was all but
official, but then he says you have to win the Grand Rampage in order to
get the match and you suddenly become obsessed with it, as if you
forgot who you were, as if you forgot you’re the greatest extremist in
EAW history. You became overly dedicated to winning the Grand Rampage
and as a result, it cost you. Well you know something? I’m gonna make
sure it costs you tonight too.. and then maybe you’ll start to realize
( Tyler leaves the room as DEDEDE remains expresionless. He sits back down on his chair and begins polishing his boots )
The Jaywalker/Cameron Ella Ava & Heart Break Boy feud plays,
highlighting from HBB vs Cameron at Reckless Wiring, to Jays speech at
Reckless Wiring to HBB, to Jaywalker demanding HBB and Cameron be kicked
out of the Hall of Fame, to Jaywalker attempting to slit Camerons
throat and HBB returning to eliminate Jay to Cameron challenging Jay and
Jays speech on Dynasty about American Dream )
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall …and it is a
BRANDING MATCH FOR THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
( ‘’Rumors’’ by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava walks out to the ring )
Announcer: First, making her way to the ring from Los Angeles,
California, she is representing the American Dream …’’THE GODDESS SENT
BY GODS’’ ……CAMMMMMMMEROOOOOOOOOOON ELLLLLLLLLLLA
Cameron Ella Ava attempting to make history tonight, to become the
first vixen to capture an extremists title, she’s had her personal
problems with Jay for the last two months and it comes to head tonight,
in a branding match.
( ‘’Shining Down’’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as Jaywalker walks out with the Hall of Fame Championship around his waist )
Announcer: And her opponent, he is from Scarborough, Canada, he is the
CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION …THE ‘’LAST
Jaywalker has been really vocal about HBB and Cameron being kicked out
of the Hall of Fame, can’t say I blame him, I wouldn’t want those two in
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jay and Cameron meet in the middle of the ring, Jay and Cameron trash
talking at each other, this feud has been so personal for the last few
months …AND CAMERON SLAPS JAY RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Jay is holding his
face before HE SENDS HIS FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON!! Cameron
falls to her knees, clutching her face as Jay smirks, Jay is so
emotionless it’s unreal as Jay grabs Cameron up to her feet and
Irish-whips her into the corner, Jay now charges at Cameron looking for a
RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER!! BUT CAMERON LIFTS BOTH HER FEET UP,
CONNECTING INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker stumbles backwards as
Cameron climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF CONNECTING WITH
A LOU THESZ PRESS INTO JAYWALKER!! CAMERON SENDING FISTS INTO THE FACE
OF JAYWALKER, FISTS, FOREARMS, ELBOWS, CAMERON ELLA AVA IS UNLOADING ON
JAYWALKER RIGHT NOW, JAY THOUGH SENDS A HUGE STIFF FIST INTO THE FACE OF
CAMERON, KNOCKING HER OFF HIM!! …Cameron rolls back to her feet as
Jaywalker gets back up, Cameron rushes towards Jaywalker but Jaywalker
connecting with an uppercut! Cameron staggers but quickly hits back with
a KNIFE-EDGED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER!!! Cameron with more and
more chops into the chest of Jaywalker, backing him into the ropes,
Cameron looks for the Irish-whip but Jay blocks, sending a kick into the
mid-section of Cameron and pulls her in, connecting with a FISHERMANS
SUPLEX DRIVING CAMERON INTO THE MAT!
Jaywalker gets back to his feet, Cameron already trying to lift herself
up but Jaywalker SMASHES HIS BOOT INTO HER FACE! Cameron is down and
Jaywalker taunts the crowd before STOMPING INTO CAMERON, SEVERAL HARD,
HARSH, VICIOUS STOMPS INTO CAMERONS LIMBS, JAYWALKER DOING THE
JAYWALKING STOMPS AS HE IS CRUSHING CAMERONS LIMBS!!! …Jaywalker finally
stops as Cameron rolls out of the ring, Jaywalker rolls back out after
her and lifts her up into the air, LOOKING FOR A FLAPJACK INTO THE
APRON!! BUT CAMERON USES HER HANDS TO BLOCK IT AND SENDS HER ELBOWS TO
HIT THE BACK OF JAYS HEAD, CAMERON DROPS TO HER FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A
SNAP DDT ONTO THE FLOOR!!! JAYS HEAD HITS THE FLOOR!!! Cameron walks
over to the branding pit, picking the branding iron and looks to brand
Jay, Cameron is ATTEMPTING TO BRAND JAYWALKER RIGHT HERE!! BUT JAY WITH A
DROP-TOE HOLD AS CAMERON IS SENT TO THE FLOOR!! Jaywalker props himself
back to his feet, grabbing Cameron up and dumps her into the ring
…Jaywalker slides back into the ring and grabs Cameron, pulling her up
and CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING NECKBREAKER!!
Cameron goes back down, Jay could tried to brand Cameron already but he
didn’t, he wants to PUNISH her first, Jay walks over to the turnbuckle
and RIPS off the padding from the turnbuckle, Jay grabs Cameron by the
legs and LOOKS TO CATAPULT HER FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!
BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO LAND ON THE TURNBUCKLE FEET FIRST AND LEAPS WITH
A MOONSAULT INTO JAYWALKER!!!! SHADES OF THE HEART BREAK BOY BUT JAY
GRABS CAMERON IN HIS ARMS – RUNNING POWERSLAM BY JAYWALKER!!! BUT
CAMERON DROPS OFF HIS SHOULDER AND DROPKICKS JAY RIGHT IN THE BACK – JAY
IS SENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!! ..Jay stumbled
out onto the floor, Jay is already trying to lift himself up but Cameron
connects with a baseball slide, knocking Jay into the barricade and
Cameron quickly shoots back up and hits off the ropes — SUICIDE DIVE
WITH A FOREARM SMASH THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND INTO JAYWALKER!!! Jay
goes down as Cameron pulls herself back up, Cameron grabs that branding
iron as Jay is lifting himself up — CAMERON IS GOING TO BRAND JAYWALKER
IN THE FOREHEAD!!!
BUT JAY DESPERATELY DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND GRABS CAMERON AROUND THE
MID-SECTION – CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
CAMERON IS DRIVEN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR SPINE/NECK FIRST!!! OH MY
LORD!!! These two are BRUTALIZING each other here, Jay lifts himself
back up and walks over to the time-keeper, SHOVING them out of their
chair and Jay folds the chair throwing it into the ring as Jay dumps
Cameron into the ring, Jay seemingly has no desire to brand Cameron yet,
he’s punishing HBB by wanting to destroy her ….Jay lifts up that chair
and SMASHES IT INTO THE SPINE OF CAMERON!!!! SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT
AFTER SHOT!!!! OH MY LORD!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL,
JAY IS UNLOADING THOSE CHAIR SHOTS ON THE SPINE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!
Jay drops the chair, smirking at the damage that has been done to
Cameron Ella Ava, she’s damn near crippled here…
Jaywalker: Quit Cam, quit the match, quit EAW, don’t make me hurt you even more!
Cameron **struggling and in pain**: Fu…Fuck you!
Jay rolls out of the ring and grabs the branding iron, Jay rolls back
into the ring with that branding iron and LOOKS TO BRAND CAMERON IN THE
FACE!!!! CAMERON IS TRYING TO STOP THIS, SHE’S DESPERATELY TRYING TO
BLOCK JAY BRANDING HER FACE WITH THAT BRANDING IRON!!! CAMERON HAS BEEN
DESTROYED BY JAYWALKER BUT SHE’S DESPERATELY FIGHTING FOR LIFE, CAMERON
LIFTS HER LEG AND KICKS JAYWALKER IN THE GROIN!!!! Jay falls to the mat,
clutching his groin in pain as Cameron crawls to the ropes, she’s in
MASSIVE pain from those chair shots, you can see the marks already on
her back but she needs to get back up and fast, she’s using the ropes to
lift herself up …Cameron grabs the steel chair and Jay is lifting
himself up but Cameron SWINGS THE CHAIR AS IT SWINGS RIGHT INTO THE FACE
OF JAYWALKER!!! JAYWALKER GOES DOWN AS CAMERON PLACES THE CHAIR ON JAYS
FACE, STOMPING ON THE CHAIR!!!!!
Stew-O: CAMERON IS STOMPING ON THE CHAIR WITH JAYS FACE UNDERNEATH
IT!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THIS IS VICIOUS!!!! CAMERON WITH STOMP AFTER
STOMP ONTO THAT CHAIR, SMASHING IT FURTHER INTO JAYS FACE!!! …Cameron
eventually stops, Jaywalker is busted open, blood is coming down the
face of Jaywalker, Cameron is still hurting from those chair shots but
she’s fighting through, she HAS to continue on against these ruthless
thug Jaywalker …Cameron picks up the branding iron, she has it in her
hand as she walks over to Jay BUT JAY THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE
FACE OF CAMERON!!!! THAT CHAIR FLUNG INTO HER FACE!!! CAMERON GOES DOWN
WITH THE BRANDING IRON GONE FLYING ACROSS THE RING …Jaywalker gets onto
his hands and knees, blood dripping down onto the mat as Cameron is
clutching her face in pain, Jaywalker lifts himself up and grabs
Cameron, pulling her up, wrapping his hands around her throat and LIFTS
CAMERON UP — DOUBLE-BARREL CHOKESLAM!!!!! CAMERON CHOKESLAMMED RIGHT
INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
Jay now grabs the branding Iron, Jay has the branding iron in his hands
as he is going to BRAND CAMERON!!! …BUT LOOK OUT!!! HEART BREAK BOY IS
RUNNING OUT HERE, HBB IS TRYING TO STOP THIS AND HE SLIDES INTO THE
RING, THROWING HIMSELF AT JAYWALKER!! JAY AND HBB, JAY AND HBB
EXCHANGING SHOTS, HBB KNOCKS THE BRANDING IRON OUT OF JAYS HAND AND
ROCKS HIM WITH VARIOUS SHOTS TO THE FACE!! JAY STUMBLES TO THE ROPES,
HBB TRYING TO CLOTHSLINE HIM OUT OF THE RING BUT JAY WITH A CLOTHESLINE
OF HIS OWN!!! HBB hits the mat but quickly pulls himself up as Jay picks
up the steel chair and SWINGS AT HBB!!! BUT HBB DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND
DIVES AT JAY WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! HBB WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO
JAYWALEKR!!! FURIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO JAYWALKER!! …HBB pulls
himself off Jay and grabs the branding iron, HBB has the branding iron
in his hands as Jay is on his knees, HBB is gonna brand Jay!
HBB DRIVES THAT BRANDING IRON AT JAYS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! …….BUT JAY
LOW-BLOWS HBB!!!! JAY LOW-BLOWS HBB AND HBB DROPS THE IRON, JAY GETS
BACK TO HIS FEET BUT CAMERON WITH THE GODDESS’S TOUCH ON JAY!!!!
ENZURGI!!!! JAY FALLS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, CLUTCHING HIS HEAD IN PAIN
AND HE’S DAZED …AS CAMERON CHARGES AT JAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINNING
WIZARD INTO THE CORNER!!!! CAMERON AGAIN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING
BULLDOG!!! JAYWALKER PLANTED INTO THE MAT!!!! ….Cameron grabs the
branding iron as Jay is pushing himself up and CAMERON LOOKS TO BRAND
JAYWALKER!!!! BUT JAYWALKER DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF
CAMERON!!! JAY UPPERCUTS CAMERON WHO FALLS TO THE MAT, AS JAY GRABS THAT
BRANDING IRON AND OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! JAY BRANDS CAMERON
IN THE BACK!!!! JAY BRANDS CAMERONS LOWER BACK WITH THAT BRANDING
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Jaywalker continues to brand Camerons lower spine, ignoring the bell )
HBG: OH C’MON, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! CAMERON IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN, THIS IS SICK!!! THIS IS SICK!!!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..AND STILL THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION
The referee is trying to push Jay away but JAY BRANDS THE REFEREE IN
THE FOREHEAD WITH THE BRANDING IRON!!!! JAYWALKER JUST BRANDED THE
REFEREE!!! HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY GET THAT IRON AWAY FROM
JAYWALKER!!! HBB SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, JAY DROPS OUT OF THE RING,
( EMTs slide into the ring to check on Cameron and whos screaming in agony )
HBG: Jay has gone WAY TOO FAR this time, he’s crossed the line! HBB is looking at Jay with a look that could kill!
Camera pans backstage to the House of Renegades’s locker room with
Hades shadow boxing, Venom downing a beer and Nick Angel pacing around
the room )
Nick: Man, you guys, you guys, this is dangerous, I don’t know if you should go through with it!
Hades; What’s wrong with you?
Nick: I don’t think you could hit a woman, they’re yucky (ill)
Nick: People go to jail for hitting women, I’m not going back to jail! I can’t go back there!
Venom *hiccuping*: Whyyyyyy …I thought …you …you made friends with that big black …guyyyyyy in the showers …
Nick: SHUT UP!
Look Nick, you don’t have to worry about a thing ….because there isn’t a
thing to worry about. Me and Venom have this, Demon, Cleo and Tarah are
not a threat to us, they aren’t a worry for us. Crash might have
something planned, but I don’t care about him. We will win tonight, we
will BURN those sons of bitches to kingdom come and we will enjoy it.
Venom: Yeah, what h—he–**hiccupping** he said!
Hades: Demon threw a fireball in your face?? Scarred your face??? I will vow YOUR revenge on him.
Nick: I hope so, even my mom doesn’t like my face now L
Hades: They will pay, mark my words.
( Camera pans to ringside )
(Spotlights appear on the No Way Out structure)
THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE HELLFIRE NO WAY OUT MATCH IN WHICH THE
WINNER WILL HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO CHALLENGE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE SE7EN!!!…..
(The four Secondary Cells begin to descend to the floor)
My palms are practically sweating in the sheer anticipation of seeing
what six desperate men are willing to do to one another when a prize
like a World Championship match at Pain For Pride is on the line! Throw
in a structure like this No Way Out match AND add fucking FIRE to it?
This is a bargain if you ask me!
Well as we’re nearing the start of what is sure to be an absolutely
brutal bout, I’ll try to quickly go over the rules of the No Way Out
match: Two men will start off the match, with another man entering in
five minute intervals. The match is one fall, so it could end at ANY
time. There is, of course, no escape as there is no doors, a roof, and
no man is physically capable of breaking through the steel prison bar
walls. If that’s not enough, there are no turnbuckle pads, no mats on
the outside, and, for this special occasion, FLAMES will be covering the
bars of the walls.
(“The Pride” by Five Finger Death Punch plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn makes his way out to the stage)
First, making his way to the ring… From Chicago, Illinois!…. Weighing
in at 205 pounds!…. HE IS THE “VENGEFUL VANQUISHER”…. JACOB
The only man whose entrance into the bout WON’T come as a surprise,
Jacob Senn won a Beat The Clock Challenge that would determine who would
get to choose their spot in this match and Senn picked number 6. It’s
pretty clear that Senn has been on the edge of sanity for sometime now,
and I’m not sure if his ego can handle another loss, but he may very
well triumph after the roll he’s been on.
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the arena as Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage)
Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Seattle, Washington!….
Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE “QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”…. Y!
Impact has been trying to reignite the flame that gave him the label
“The Quintessential Champion” ever since he returned to EAW at the Grand
Rampage, and he may very well be on the way to doing it as he sent a
loud and clear message to everybody in this match on the last Showdown;
delivering a Codebreaker to his protege, Tyler Parker.
(“Revolution” by Foreign Beggars plays all throughout the arena as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the ring)
Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Oakland, California!….
Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. HE IS THE “KING OF THE MOUNTAIN”…. LETHAL
Just like Impact, this man, Lethal Consequences, would love nothing
more than to prove once again that he can get the job done and there’s
no better way to do so than by winning this match tonight.
by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker makes his
way out to the stage with the National Extreme Championship around his
Next, making his way to the ring!…. From Syracuse, New York!…. Weighing
in at 223 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION AND THE
“LIEGE OF LIGHT”…. TYLER PAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!…..
Tyler Parker has been a man on a mission since Reasonable Doubt, where
Mikado Sekaiichi used his King of Extreme World Title shot to take away
what Tyler held most dear, the World Heavyweight Championship. He wants
nothing more than to be on top of the World again, but he’ll have to go
through five others to do it.
(“So Appalled” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage)
Next, making his way to the ring…. From Fort Lauderdale, Florida!….
Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. HE IS THE “MASTER MANIPULATOR”…. DE! DE!!
This man, DEDEDE, has been on one hell of a ride for some time now as
he’s been stripped of his authority as Chairman by the EAW Board and
failed in his goal to win the 2014 Grand Rampage. This is obviously his
last opportunity to turn things around, but we don’t know what kind of
state of mind he’s in as he’s become callous and silent; showing traits
of his Methuselah persona…
(“Immortal” by Eve To Adam plays all throughout the arena as Kevin Devastation makes his way out to the stage)
Lastly, making his way to the ring!…. From Charlotte, North Carolina!….
Weighing in at 265 pounds!…. HE IS “THE IMMORTAL”…. KEVIN
The man behind this match from the get-go, Kevin has done a MARVELOUS
job with Showdown as its new General Manager thus far, and I would be
more than proud to see him back main eventing Pain For Pride once he
wins this match!
Secondary Cells containing Jacob Senn, Y2Impact, Tyler Parker, and
Lethal Consequences are all raised as the Primary Cell begins to lower
until it touches the ground and the Secondary Cells touch the top four
corners of the Primary Cell)
Mak: My body is ready…
and Kevin Devastation stare down in the middle of the ring as the bars
making up the walls of the Primary Cell are set ablaze)
Masters: Looks like we’re ready to get this match underway!
(DING! DING! DING!)
This match is officially underway as Kevin Devastation immediately
pleads with DDD to hold off… It looks like he’s trying to make some sort
of deal to double-team the next entrant into the match with DDD… DDD
only staring at Kevin with a blank expression as Kevin attempts to get
him to form some sort of alliance in this match…. DDD’S HAD ENOUGH TALK
AS HE IMMEDIATELY TAKES KEVIN DOWN WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE OUT OF
NOWHERE! A STARTLED KD QUICKLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE’S TAKEN
DOWN BY DDD WITH A THESZ PRESS! DDD UNLOADING WITH NO MERCY AS HE SENDS
COPIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO KD AS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “IMMORTAL” DOES
HIS DAMNDEST TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM THE ASSAULT! DDD STOPS AND DRAGS
KD BACK TO HIS FEET… Hold on… DDD with his eye on the flames emitting
from the bars of this No Way Out structure’s walls! DDD SENDS KEVIN
DEVASTATION THROUGH THE ROPES AND RIGHT INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!!
NO! Kevin manages to JUST save himself! No man is willing to just slam
into those flames THAT easily! HOLD ON—DDD COMES CHARGING NOW! SUICIDE
DIVE!! KD STOPS DDD DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A BIG FOREARM!! DDD
backpedaling in the middle of the ring as KD immediately goes digging
underneath the ring… HE’S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER! KD looking to put that
sledgehammer to good use here, but he’s gotta hurry as he quickly slides
back into the ring, targeting a dazed DDD… KD’S UP AND DRIVES THAT
SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE FACE OF DDD! DDD MANAGES TO DODGE IT! DDD PULLS IN
KD FROM BEHIND WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! DDD-O-MATIC WITH THAT
SLEDGEHAMMER!! KD INSTEAD SWINGS A LEFT LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF
DEDEDE! DDD STILL ON HIS FEET! SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE
SKULL!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION LAYS DEDEDE OUT WITH A SICKENING SLEDGEHAMMER
SHOT! DDD’S DOWN AND POSSIBLY OUT OF THE EQUATION HERE!! KD DROPS THE
SLEDGEHAMMER AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!
NOT even a two count before DDD kicks out! DDD quickly rushing back up
to his feet as Kevin looks none too amused! KD QUICKLY PICKS THAT
SLEDGEHAMMER BACK UP AND DRIVES IT INTO THE GUT OF DDD! KD DROPS IT AND
PULLS DDD IN; LOOKING TO END THIS HERE AND NOW! INSTANT BURIAL!!!!
NO—DDD LOCKS HIS BODY IN PLACE; REFUSING TO LET THE MOVE BE EXECUTED!
KD’s rapidly getting pissed off as he attempts to connect with it, but
DDD seems to be somehow, SOMEWAY overpowering him here!! KD DOING
EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO WIN THIS STRUGGLE OF POWER! DDD DROPS HIM
WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! KD doing all he can to escape from this
precarious position as he panics here! DDD with both legs in his grasp
as Kevin attempts to desperately reach once again for that sledgehammer
(A light sporadically jumps between each of the four competitors in the Secondary Cells before landing on Tyler Parker)
METH LOCK!!!! DDD CATCHES KEVIN IN THE METH LOCK HERE AND LOCKS IT IN
TIGHT AS TYLER PARKER IS LOWERED DOWN TO THE GROUND! KEVIN DESPERATELY
GRASPING FOR THAT SLEDGEHAMMER TO SAVE HIM, BUT HE MAY NOT NEED IT AS
THE SECONDARY CELL OPENS FOR TYLER TO ENTER, WHICH HE WASTES NO TIME
DOING! Tyler rushes into the ring and charges! SPRINGBOARD! FINAL
CHAPTER CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF DEDEDE!! The Meth Lock is quickly
broken up as this match has now become a triple threat! DDD is downed
as Tyler grabs a hold of KD and drags him back to his feet.. KD GRABS
THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND NAILS TYLER IN THE MID-SECTION! KD NOW WITH THAT
SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE SKULL! IT MISSES AS TYLER SENDS KD UP AND OVER TO
THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP—KD NEARLY CRASHING INTO THE FLAMES ON
THE WALLS, BUT MANAGES TO SAVE HIMSELF AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE CEMENT
FLOOR!! A damaged DDD now attempting to get back up to his feet, but
Tyler grabs a hold of him and immediately sends him crashing into the
exposed turnbuckles of the nearest corner!
TYLER COMES CHARGING! STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS! A dazed DDD stumbles
forward.. TRIFORCE DDT CONNECTS!! Tyler quickly rushes back to his feet
as this crowd lights up with excitement! Tyler’s got something big in
mind here! Tyler may be looking to completely end this match right here
and now as he starts climbing up that corner and to the top turnbuckle…
DDD’s down for the count… HE’S PERCHED! MOONSAULT!!! DDD ROLLS TO THE
OUTSIDE!! TYLER MANAGES TO JUST STICK THE LANDING AND QUICKLY FOLLOWS
DDD! DDD IMMEDIATELY DROPS TYLER WITH A BIG LARIAT ON THE OUTSIDE;
CAUSING TYLER TO DROP ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THAT CEMENT FLOOR!
DDD’s got that sadistic look in his eyes that we’re accustomed to
seeing! He smells blood in the water! DDD grabs a hold of Tyler and
pulls him back to a vertical base.. Kick to the gut! DDD pulls him in!
PICKING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! DDD GOES
CHARGING TOWARDS THE FLAMING WALL IN FRONT OF HIM!! TYLER’S FIGHTING
WITH RAPID SHOTS TO THE FACE! TYLER ESCAPES AND DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND
DDD! DDD SPINS AROUND AS TYLER LEAPS TO THE RING APRON AND JUMPS OFF!
IT CONNECTS AGAIN! DDD’s in big trouble here once again as he drops to
the cement floor; downed! Tyler could be looking to end this one once
and for all here as he drags DDD up… Tyler focusing his attention on
that flaming wall DDD attempted to send him into.. HE PULLS DDD UP AND
SENDS HIM INTO IT WITH AN IRISH WHIP! NO—DDD REVERSES WITH AN IRISH WHIP
OF HIS OWN! TYLER REVERSES WITH AN IRISH WHIP! KD BACK IN THIS AS HE
NAILS TYLER WITH A KNEE INTO THE SOLAR PLEXUS OF TYLER PARKER! KD and
DDD now… Grabbing a hold of Tyler… THEY BOTH SEND TYLER BACK-FIRST INTO
THE FLAMING BARS!!!! TYLER DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!! YOU
CAN SMELL THE BURNT FLESH FROM THAT! DDD now grabbing a hold of Tyler
and you can see the burn marks on his back as Tyler’s sent rolling back
into the ring.. DDD’S NAILED WITH A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND!! KEVIN LOOKING
FOR SOME PAYBACK FOR THAT METH LOCK AS HE PULLS DDD IN! YES! DO IT!!
INSTANT BURIAL!!!! THAT PEDIGREE MERCILESSLY EXECUTED RIGHT THERE ON THE
GODDAMN CEMENT FLOOR AS DDD IS DRIVEN FACE-FIRST INTO IT! I LOVE IT!!
light sporadically jumps between the three remaining entrants in the
Secondary Cells for a few seconds before landing on Lethal Consequences)
This has already become as brutal and barbaric as they come, but it
doesn’t seem to be quite over yet as LC is lowered to the ground! Kevin
doesn’t even bother attempting to cover DDD to end this match and
instead targets the burned Tyler Parker as he slides back into the ring
and begins dragging Tyler back to a vertical base.. KICK TO THE GUT!
KEVIN PULLS HIM IN! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! TYLER’S
FIGHTING IT! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO SAVE HIMSELF! KD WITH A SHOT TO
THOSE BURNS ON TYLER’S BACK! HE PULLS HIM BACK IN!! A GUITAR COLLIDES
WITH THE SKULL OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! TYLER PARKER HAS JUST BEEN SAVED,
AT LEAST MOMENTARILY AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE
KNOWN; QUICKLY GRABBING HIS SIGNATURE GUITAR FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING
AND UTILIZING IT ON A NOW DOWNED KD!! LC certainly looks proud of
himself after that as he could be looking to fully end it here as he
And that’s definitely the best way to go; Tyler’s the only one left
that isn’t fully down for the count! LC’s gotta end it here if he wants
to punch his ticket to Pain For Pride! A damaged and burned Tyler now
slowly trying to drag himself back up to his feet.. LC grows inpatient;
pulling Tyler up the rest of the way! ACID REIGN!!!! TYLER FORCES LC
OFF! HE PULLS HIM IN FROM BEHIND! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! NO—LC MANAGES TO
REVERSE IT; LOOKING FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! TYLER’S FIGHTING! HE
MANAGES TO OVERPOWER LC AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER WHERE
LC’S BACK AND HEAD MEETS THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLES!! TYLER NOW
UNLOADING ON LC! TYLER LAYING INTO HIM WITH MULTIPLE KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS!
LC MANAGES TO CATCH HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! TYLER FIRES BACK
WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM OF HIS OWN! TYLER LOOKING TO POTENTIALLY END
THIS AS HE PICKS LC UP AND PLACES HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! LC’s
fighting! He’s doing all he can to keep Tyler at bay! TYLER SPRINGBOARD
OFF THE ROPES! FINAL CHAPTER MANAGES TO CATCH THE FACE OF LC!! TYLER’S
ON A ROLL! HE CLIMBS UP THERE! TYLER’S GOT HIM UP! DEPRAVITY FROM THE
TOP!!!! LC’S FIGHTING IT! LC WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TYLER! ANOTHER
KNEE! LC ESCAPES AS HE DROPS THROUGH THE LEGS OF TYLER AND TO THE
CANVAS! HE PULLS TYLER’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS TYLER DROPS
FACE-FIRST ON THE TOP STEEL TURNBUCKLE! A DAZED TYLER TURNS AROUND! ACID
HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM!! THE ACID REIGN CONNECTS WITH GREAT IMPACT AS
LC IMMEDIATELY GOES IN FOR THE COVER!! HE HOOKS THE LEG AND HE’S GOING
TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!……..
LC’S DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE BY HIS FEET! DDD DRIVES LC INTO THE FLAMING
BARS ON THE OUTSIDE!!! JESUS!! DDD’S HOLDING LC THERE!! LC’S
DESPERATELY LAYING INTO DDD’S SPINE AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN AS HIS
BACK IS RAPIDLY BURNED AGAINST THE FLAMING STEEL BARS!!! LC MANAGES TO
GET DDD OFF OF HIM WITH A RAW KNEE THAT UPPERCUTS DDD!! LC’S VISIBLY IN A
GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, BUT HE’S GOTTA PUSH THROUGH IT! HE’S HESITANT AS
THE BURN MARKS APPEAR ACROSS HIS BACK… HE GOES IN FOR DDD! BACK BODY
DROP!!! DDD CAUGHT HIM AS LC LANDS RIGHT ON THOSE BURNS AND RIGHT ON THE
UNFORGIVING CEMENT FLOOR!! DDD looks to the inside of the ring as we
can see blood having poured down from his forehead; a gash he definitely
got from that Instant Burial earlier! The Crimson-masked DDD looks as
though he wants to end this as he quickly slides back into the ring… HE
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……..
Masters: TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT! TYLER’S SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE AND KICKING!!
(A light sporadically jumps between the last two remaining Secondary Cells for a few seconds before landing on Y2Impact)
This match WILL continue as Tyler managed to survive that cover and now
it looks like this contest is on the verge of becoming a five-way as
Y2Impact is lowered down to the ground! DDD immediately rolls to the
outside of the ring as Impact’s Cell opens! SPEAR!!!! JESUS CHRIST!! DDD
JUST MERCILESSLY SPEARS Y2IMPACT RIGHT BACK INTO THE FUCKING SECONDARY
CELL OUT OF NOWHERE!! DDD SEEMS TO BE HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO FURTHER
INTERRUPTIONS AS IMPACT FAVORS THE BACK OF HIS SKULL THAT BOUNCED OFF
THE STEEL OF HIS CELL! DDD looks like a man possessed! He’s got
absolutely no remorse in his being! He exits from Impact’s Secondary
Cell as Kevin Devastation is now stirring in the ring… DDD makes his way
towards the ring and up to the apron—KEVIN CHARGES AND NAILS DDD WITH A
KNEE TO THE GUT THROUGH THE ROPES! DDD looks damaged, but he refuses to
be knocked off the canvas here as he remains! KD swings! DDD manages to
block it and nails KD with a shot of his own! Another shot! A third
shot connects to the face of KD! KD WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DDD!
DDD with a headbutt to the gut of KD through the ropes! DDD NOW PULLING
KD IN; PICKING HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION!! KD’S FIGHTING! HE DROPS
BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND RAKES THE EYES OF DDD! KD immediately grabs
his sledgehammer! HE CHARGES! SLEDGEHAMMER CONNECTS TO THE FACE OF DDD
AS HE’S SENT CRASHING INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!! HIS HAIR’S CAUGHT
FIRE!!!! DDD’S HAIR CATCHES FIRE OFF THE FLAMING BARS AS HE ROLLS ON THE
JESUS CHRIST—SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN!! THIS IS SICKENING! DDD MANAGES TO
THANKFULLY PUT OUT THE FIRE BEFORE IT GETS ANY WORSE! What an
absolutely sickening match this has been! DDD may very well be out for
the rest of this contest! He may be damaged beyond repair after that!
Kevin looks even surprised himself at what he’s done to DEDEDE as he
drops his sledgehammer… KD realizes he needs to focus back on this match
as he turns his attention to Tyler Parker… KD grabs a hold of—TYLER
PULLS KD IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!
It’s JUST a two count before KD manages to power out of it! Tyler
Parker seems to still very much be in this match as both he and KD race
to their feet! Y2Impact seems to be back up on the outside as he lays
into a downed DDD with multiple stomps to the body! Impact verbally
assaulting DDD as much as he is physically! KD and Tyler up now as KD
nails Tyler with a shot! Tyler’s hesitant… But he fires back with a big
forearm! KD with a knee to the mid-section! TYLER SPRINGS UP WITH A
EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! KD DRIVES TYLER FACE-FIRST INTO HIS KNEE NOW! TYLER
COMES BACK; UNLOADING INTO KEVIN WITH RAPID SHOTS! TYLER NOT SHOWING ANY
MERCY! KD’S DAZED! TYLER CHARGES AND SPRINGBOARDS! FINAL CHAPTER!!!
CHECKMATE!!! KD CATCHES TYLER WITH THAT DOUBLE-A SPINEBUSTER IN
MID-AIR!! TYLER LANDED RIGHT ON HIS BURNS AS KEVIN HOOKS A LEG AND THAT
MAY VERY WELL BE THE END RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!……..
BUT IT’S NOT THE END AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BREAKS IT UP! LC quickly
drags Kevin up to his feet! ROWS PEDAL CONNECTS!! A swinging reverse STO
drives KD right into the canvas as LC now turns his attention to a
damaged Tyler… LC grabs a hold of Tyler; dragging him back up to a
vertical base… IRISH WHIP SENDS TYLER CRASHING BACK-FIRST INTO THE STEEL
TURNBUCKLES! The burn marks on his back clearly aggravating him! LC
looks to reverse the roles between the two as it’s HIM picking Tyler up
and placing him on the top turnbuckle for something big! Tyler’s
fighting! Both men are coming to blows with one another on that top
turnbuckle! LC seems to be winning as Tyler’s leaning! HE’S GONNA FALL!
TYLER MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON IMPACT’S EMPTY CELL IN THE CORNER!
LC—HE’S CAUGHT WITH AN ATTACK FROM BEHIND BY KD! KD PICKING LC UP IN AN
ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION.. DDD MANAGES TO NAIL IMPACT WITH A LOWBLOW ON
THE OUTSIDE! TYLER’S UP! HE’S FOCUSED ON LC! TYLER LEAPS! MOONSAULT!!! A
MOONSAULT OFF THAT SECONDARY CELL CONNECTS ON DEDEDE!!!
(A light appears on Jacob Senn in his Secondary Cell as he’s lowered down to the ground)
In comes the last man in this match as KD still has LC up on his
shoulders in that electric chair position! LC’s fighting back with
everything he’s got as he sends a flurry of blows into the skull of
Kevin! Blood now streaming from the scalp of Kevin! LC DROPS OFF THE
BACK OF KD! HE TURNS HIM AROUND! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! LC’S LOOKING TO
END THIS!! LOCKDOWN!!!! THE LOCKDOWN IS LOCKED IN!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES
IS RAPIDLY APPLYING PRESSURE TO THIS SUBMISSION MANEUVER AS KD
DESPERATELY ATTEMPTS TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES AS SOME SORT OF SAVING
GRACE, BUT THERE ARE NO SAVING GRACES LIKE THAT IN THIS MATCH! THE ONLY
THING HE CAN DO WITH THOSE ROPES IS USE THEM TO HELP HIM CRAWL TO THE
OUTSIDE TO KEEP FROM LOSING THIS MATCH, BUT THAT MAY JUST BE WISHFUL
THINKING AS LC CONTINUES TO CONSTRICT AROUND HIS BODY WITH THE
LOCKDOWN!! HOLD ON! JACOB SENN NOW! JACOB SENN IS PERCHED ON THE NEAREST
TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S READY TO WIN THIS! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! LC SEES IT
COMING AS HE BREAKS THE LOCKDOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS THE
VENGEFUL PLUNGE CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!
Lethal Consequences seems to have Senn precisely where he wants him as
he stalks him… SENN BACK UP! LC TURNS HIM AROUND! ACID REIGN!!!! SENN
FORCES HIM OFF AND NAILS LC WITH A DROPKICK OFF THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!
LC is sent crashing to the outside through the ropes!
SENN SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY HE HAS BY GOING BACK TO THE DOWNED BODY OF
KD AND ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK…. HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!………
IT’S BROKEN UP AS LC DRAGS JACOB TO THE OUTSIDE BY HIS FEET! LC DROPS
SENN WITH A BIG LARIAT AS SENN IS DROPPED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
LC NOT ENDING IT THERE AS HE CLUTCHES THE HAIR OF SENN AND DRAGS HIM
BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE… LC scoops Senn up! HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE
FLAMING BARS OF THE STRUCTURE!! SENN MANAGES TO ESCAPE AS HE SLIDES OFF
THE BACK OF LC! ROLLING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS OFF THE BACK OF LC’S
SKULL! Senn looking for something big here potentially as he climbs up
to the apron as a dazed LC slowly turns around.. SENN LEAPS! TORNADO DDT
CONNECTS AS LC IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CEMENT!!! Y2Impact has been a
lone wolf thus far in this match, but it seems he’s got something
sinister in mind as he drags out a table and sets it up on the outside…
Tyler Parker catches Jacob Senn now as Senn gets back to his feet on
the outside! Tyler wasting no time going to work as he lays into Senn
with an onslaught of shots! Tyler with multiple knees into the gut of
Senn! SENN MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF TYLER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND
SENDS HIM INTO THE FLAMING BARS!! TYLER STOPS IT WITH A BOOT BEFORE
CATCHING SENN WITH A LOUD ELBOW OFF THE JAW! Senn’s sent backpedaling
into a Secondary Cell as Tyler looks to capitalize… TYLER COMES CHARGING
WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT IN HIS BEING! HUGE LARIAT!! IT MISSES! TYLER
QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS BY SENN!! Tyler’s dazed
as Senn quickly climbs back to his feet.. Senn with a stiff boot to the
face of Tyler! Another boot to the face! Jacob Senn now finds himself
in the driver’s seat as he goes to work on Tyler! Multiple shots and
kicks! Tyler’s sent backing up into the Secondary Cell! TYLER MANAGES TO
CATCH SENN WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! SENN IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE
DOOR OF THE SECONDARY CELL AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BODY OF TYLER!! HE
DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN!! TYLER PARKER IS IN A BAD SPOT HERE AS JACOB
JUST CONTINUOUSLY SENDS THAT STEEL DOOR INTO HIS BODY; SANDWICHING HIM
IN ONE OF THE SECONDARY CELLS!! ONE FINAL SLAM INTO THE BODY OF TYLER
WITH THAT DOOR SENDS HIM DROPPING INTO THE CELL; DOWNED! Jacob Senn
seems to be in the driver’s seat in this contest as he now turns his
focus to a damaged Kevin Devastation in the ring! Senn immediately looks
to go to work as he slides back into the ring and—KICK TO THE GUT OUT
OF NOWHERE! INSTANT BURIAL!!!!
KEVIN DEVASTATION JUST LAID JACOB SENN OUT WITH THE INSTANT BURIAL
RIGHT OUT OF THE GODDAMN BLUE!!! THIS MAY BE IT!! THIS MAY BE ALL SHE
WROTE!! KEVIN’S GOTTA COVER HIM!! KEVIN ROLLS SENN ONTO HIS BACK! HE
HOOKS THE LEG!! KEVIN IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S BROKEN UP BY Y2IMPACT AS HE LAYS INTO KEVIN DEVASTATION WITH A
BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR OFF THE SPINE!! IMPACT LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOST HIS
MIND AS HE CONTINUES TO MERCILESSLY BEAT KEVIN WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!
KEVIN IS DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO ESCAPE, BUT IT MAY BE TO NO AVAIL!
KEVIN IS A DESPERATE MAN! HE’S IN TROUBLE HERE! KEVIN IS DESPERATELY
TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS ASSAULT AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO SEND THAT CHAIR
INTO HIS SPINE!! KEVIN DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE, NEXT TO THAT SET-UP TABLE!
Impact exits to the outside to join Kevin… Impact looks like he may have
something devious in mind… He’s got an eye on that table he’s set up
and quickly searches underneath the ring… IMPACT PULLS OUT A CAN OF
KEROSENE!! HE IMMEDIATELY STARTS DRENCHING THE TOP OF THAT TABLE IN
KEROSENE!! KEVIN COULD BE IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! IMPACT PICKS UP A KENDO
STICK NOW… He puts the top of it into the fire emitting from the steel
bars! The top of that kendo stick is lit on fire as Impact USES IT TO
LIGHT UP THAT TABLE!!! WE’VE GOT A FLAMING TABLE IN PLAY HERE AS IMPACT
LOOKS TO PUT KEVIN THROUGH IT! Impact climbs up to the apron with Kevin
as he pulls him up… KD WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! EVEN FLOW DDT DRIVES
IMPACT SKULL-FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! Both KD and Impact roll back
into the ring… Impact, the lesser damaged, manages to get back to his
feet first.. KD LUNGES IN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE RIGHT
KD SETTING IMPACT UP NOW!! HE’S LOOKING TO END THIS!! FIGURE-FOUR LEG
LOCK!!! KEVIN GETS IMPACT IN THE FIGURE-FOUR AS IMPACT CRINGES IN PAIN!!
HE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN HERE AS HE’S NOW THE DESPERATE ONE OF HE
TWO; DOING ALL HE CAN TO ESCAPE!! JACOB SENN WITH A SPRINGBOARD
MOONSAULT ON KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! JUST LIKE THAT, THE FIGURE-FOUR HAS
BEEN BROKEN UP! JACOB SENN HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT! SENN
QUICKLY COVERS KEVIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……..
IT’S BROKEN UP BY IMPACT AS HE MANAGES TO PUSH SENN OFF OF KEVIN! All
three men now in a race to their feet… SENN GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL
CHAIR OF IMPACT’S FROM EARLIER AND LAYS IMPACT OUT WITH IT AS IT
CONNECTS RIGHT OFF THE SKULL!! BLOOD NOW POURING DOWN THE FACE OF IMPACT
AS KEVIN SITS UP! CHAIR SHOT OFF THE SKULL OF KEVIN NOW!! SENN DRIVES
THAT CHAIR INTO THE BODY OF A DOWNED IMPACT!! Senn’s not finished yet as
he grabs a hold of a bloodied Kevin Devastation; dragging him back up
to his feet… HE PICKS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM ONTO BOTH
IMPACT AND THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!! Senn’s got something in mind!
He could be looking to put a period on this match as he makes his way
over to the nearest corner and starts climbing! SENN’S PERCHED ON THE
TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE’S READY TO FLY!! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! KEVIN MANAGES TO
ROLL OFF AS SENN LANDS ATOP THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AND
Y2IMPACT!!!! KEVIN’S BLOODIED AND BATTERED AS HE AND SENN RACE TO THEIR
FEET… KEVIN’S UP FIRST AS HE CATCHES SENN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! HE
PULLS SENN IN! LOOKING FOR IT AGAIN!! INSTANT BURIAL!!!! SPEAR!!!!
DEDEDE LAYS KEVIN DEVASTATION OUT WITH A SPEAR!!! SENN QUICKLY SPRINGS
UP TO HIS FEET AS DDD TURNS AROUND! RETRIBUTION CONNECTS!!!! DDD’S DOWN!
TYLER GRABS SENN FROM BEHIND!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES
RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! ACID REIGN!!!! TYLER’S DROPPED AS LC QUICKLY
LOOKS TO END THIS! HE GRABS A HOLD OF A DOWNED IMPACT; DRAGGING HIM BACK
UP… IMPACT BREAKS FROM HIS GRIP! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT CATCHES LETHAL
WITH A CODEBREAKER AS ALL SIX MEN ARE DOWN!! What a match these men have
put on! They’ve held NO punches! They all desperately want this World
Championship shot and they’re laying it all on the line for it!
Something’s gotta give! Something has to give in this torturous match!
These guys have given everything they’ve got and it still has not gotten
them anywhere! Impact seem to be the only man showing any signs of life
as he slowly drags himself back up to his feet in the nearest corner…
Tyler Parker clutching the ropes as he pulls himself up… Both men make
it back to their feet first as they stumble towards one another… Tyler
looked ready to fight, but he seems hesitant now! Tyler and Impact meet
eye to eye in the middle of the ring; the carnage of the match
surrounding them as they look around… Shades of their confrontation at
the Grand Rampage… Tyler… Tyler’s slowly shaking his head! He doesn’t
want to fight his mentor! A FURIOUS IMPACT NAILS TYLER WITH A JAB TO THE
FACE! IMPACT UNLOADING NOW AS HE VERBALLY TAUNTS TYLER!! TYLER’S DOING
ALL HE CAN TO PROTECT HIMSELF! Impact puts a stop to the attack as both
men stare down once again! IMPACT SLAPS TYLER ACROSS THE FACE!
COME ON! DO SOMETHING! YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU THINK
YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO FIGHT ME?! YOU’RE WORTHLESS! YOU’RE A WASTE OF MY
IMPACT SPITS IN THE FACE OF TYLER!!! I can’t believe the sheer audacity
of this man! He’s lost it! What a sickening display! Tyler doesn’t know
what to think, it seems… He… TYLER WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF
IMPACT! HE DID IT! IMPACT SCRAMBLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S MET
WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE FROM TYLER! IMPACT SCRAMBLES BACK UP ONCE AGAIN
AS TYLER PICKS HIM UP! TYLER SETTING HIM UP HERE! BLACK CROWN!!!
RETRIBUTION!!!! SENN SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AND NAILS TYLER WITH THE
RETRIBUTION SUPERKICK RIGHT OFF THE JAW!! IMPACT DROPS DOWN TO THE
CANVAS AS TYLER DOES THE SAME! SENN DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER YET AS HE
MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE NEAREST CORNER! HE CLIMBS UP! SENN’S PERCHED
ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! COULD THIRD TIME BE THE CHARM?! LETHAL
CONSEQUENCES IN WITH A FOREARM OFF THE FACE OF SENN! Both men unloading
into one another! LC quickly gains control over Senn as he lays into him
with multiple fierce punches to the skull! LC climbing up there with
Senn now! LC continues laying into him! LC SETTING SENN UP! No—Senn
fires back with an elbow off the jaw! Another elbow! SENN QUICKLY
FIGHTING BACK NOW! LC SLOWLY LOSING HIS BALANCE ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
SENN WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET LC OFF HIS BACK! LC’S IN A BAD
SITUATION AS THAT FLAMING TABLE LIES BELOW AND HE’S LEANING TOWARDS IT!
LC DROPS OFF THE TOP WITH ONE FINAL SHOT TO THE FACE FROM SENN!!
NO—LC MANAGES TO SAVE HIMSELF AS HE CLUTCHES THE ROPES! SENN QUICKLY
REGAINS HIS BALANCE! LOOK OUT! MOONSAULT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! LC
MANAGES TO DODGE IT! SENN JUST BARELY LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON!
LOOK OUT!! ACID REIGN THROUGH THE GODDAMN FLAMING TABLE!!!! LETHAL
CONSEQUENCES JUST SENT JACOB SENN THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE WITH AN ACID
REIGN COMPLETELY OUT OF LEFT FIELD!!!! I GOTTA SAY IT—BAH GAWD
ALMIGHTY!!! THEY MAY BE OUT OF THE EQUATION! Impact and Tyler Parker now
look to potentially finish their business as they stare down as they
slowly rise back to their feet! TYLER WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! IMPACT
WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! TYLER WITH A FOREARM! IMPACT WITH A HEADBUTT TO
THE SKULL! ANOTHER HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP FROM
IMPACT! TYLER’S DAZED! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI FROM IMPACT CONNECTS!! TYLER’S
BARELY ON HIS FEET! HE’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS IMPACT GETS BACK UP TO END
IT! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO—TYLER STOPS IT!! HE’S GOT IMPACT UP!! TYLER
CHARGES!!! HE SENDS IMPACT SKULL-FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TOP
TURNBUCKLE WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!! A dazed Impact stumbles out of the
corner… DEDEDE CHARGES IN OUT OF NOWHERE! SPEAR!!!! IMPACT IS BROKEN IN
HALF WITH A SPEAR!!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION IN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE SENDS
TYLER PARKER CRASHING DOWN TO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG
LARIAT OVER THE ROPES!! A damaged DDD slowly stumbles back to his feet
as KD turns his focus to him! KEVIN CHARGES! BACK BODY DROP SENDS KEVIN
TO THE OUTSIDE AND CRASHING INTO THE FLAMING BARS!!!! DDD HAS A CHANCE
TO END THIS!!
DDD IS A BLOODY MESS! HIS HAIR IS SINGED! HE MAY BE SERIOUSLY INJURED,
BUT HE HAS A CHANCE TO END THIS AS HE STUMBLES HIS WAY OVER TO THE
NEAREST CORNER… DDD CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S GOT IMPACT IN
HIS SIGHTS! DO IT!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS
EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS ON Y2IMPACT AS DDD IS TOO BEATEN TO EVEN HOOK A
LEG, BUT MANAGES A COVER!!
Masters: HE DID IT! HE DID IT!! DEDEDE IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!
Appalled” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as the flames
are extinguished and the entire No Way Out structure is raised while the
Referee raises the right hand of a downed DEDEDE)
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL…. AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW NUMBER
ONE CONTENDER FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR
PRIDE SE7EN….. DE! DE!! DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
What an unbelievably competitive, grueling, and excruciating match
we’ve just witnessed! I loved every second of it! Somebody get me that
match on blu-ray ASAP!
All six of these men just put everything they had on the line in that
Hellfire No Way Out match and what a match it was!
(Highlights of the Hellfire No Way Out Match are shown)
DEDEDE looked completely battered – as you said, he’s a bloody mess –
but I bet he’s on cloud nine deep down inside knowing he finally did
what he set out to do and that is to earn a World Championship shot at
Pain For Pride! He may have went through Hell and back to get it, but it
may very well all be worth it after tonight! DEDEDE has given his body
time and time again for this sport, but tonight, he proved why he is
still one of the best, right behind me!
I couldn’t agree more with that first part, DEDEDE may be in a
different state of mind as of late, but even now you can tell this is
one of the biggest wins he’s ever had and he’s certainly proud of it!
One-half of Showdown’s Pain For Pride main event is set as DEDEDE will
be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship, but still to come
is the other half of that match…
(Graphic for Mikado Sekaiichi versus Scott Diamond is shown)
When Mikado Sekaiichi defends his World Heavyweight Championship
against the “Perfect Storm”, Scott Diamond. I’m sure that’ll be one HELL
of a match and I can’t wait to see who it is who will be taking on
DEDEDE come Pain For Pride!
(DEDEDE is shown refusing help from E.M.T’s as he slowly makes his way back up the ramp; visibly in pain)
( Pain for Pride Se7en: ‘’Where Legends Go to Die’’ )
Camera fades backstage to a closeup of Scott Diamond’s cold, callous
face. The camera zooms out a little to show Albert Hitchman pacing
around in front of Scott Diamond )
What is tonight about? Here we are… just a little over a month away
from Pain For Pride, and tonight I lead to the ring the most dangerous
man in Extreme Answers Wrestling. I feel bad, I feel almost as if I’m
using Scott for my own desires instead of his, I mean… even he stated it
this past week, the World Heavyweight Championship doesn’t interest him
anymore. It’s not right, maybe we should just call the match off all
together… but I’ll tell you why we won’t.
Because Scott does have something to accomplish, and no it’s not to win
the World Heavyweight Championship, it’s not to make Sekaiichi look
like a fool in front of the entire universe, don’t get me wrong… we
fully expect those things to happen tonight… but above all what Scott
wants to accomplish is to FINALLY PUT HIMS–
( Scott steps in front of Albert immediately silencing him )
Let’s not tell them… let’s show them. Words, they don’t do anything to
these people. Words go one ear and out the other, you’re wasting your
time Albert, the only thing that will get their attention is action,
we’re out to prove something tonight, right? Let’s do it.
( Scott puts his beanie on as Albert grows a large grin and they head out of the locker room )
Announcer; The following contest is the FIRST-EVER INTERGENDER
SIX-PERSON TAG TEAM THREE DEGREES OF HELL MATCH!! The rules of this
match are as follows, it will be contested under TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS,
there are NO pinfalls, NO submissions, NO tags, the only way to win a
fall is to set one of your opponents on fire, the team who wins two
falls will win the match!
As already heard, somebody is going to burn tonight, this match is as
deadly as they come, we saw that last year between Sekaiichi and the
Heart Break Boy, now we have the first intergender tag of this match and
the way things have gone down lately …I can only imagine what is going
to happen in this match.
The Emo champion of the world threw a FIREBALL in the face of Nick
Angel last Dynasty, he’s tried burning Kendra Shamez ALIVE, you know
he’s going to do something insane in this match …But Hades, I’ve no
doubt he’s just itching to set a bitch on fire here but after the last
Dynasty, I wonder if Hades and Crash can continue to co-exist because
let me tell you right now, if I was heading into a world title match in
one month and one of my partners was involved, I’d have NO PROBLEMSsetting them on fire aswelll to weaken them!
( ‘’Crash’’ by Decfyer Down plays as Zack Crash walks out to the ring )
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, from Charleston, West
Virginia, he is THE ULTIMATE THRILL SEEKER ….ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Zack Crash has made his issues with Dark Demon VERY CLEAR, he’s got a
chance to repeat Pain for Pride last year and win the world title but
tonight, tonight he wants to get his hands on Demon after waiting MONTHS
for this night.
They still haven’t had a singles match though, which is what Crash
wants and has gone to the ends of the earth to try and get.
‘’This Means War’’ by Busta Rhymes and Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades The
Hellraiser rides out on his chopper with Venom following behind gulping
down bottles of beer )
Announcer: And his partners, they are representing the HOUSE OF
RENEGADES …..THE ‘’INCURABLE TOXIN’’ VENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM …….AND THE
2014 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER , THE BIG DEVIL…….HADESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
The House of Renegades, Venom and Hades look confident tonight, Hades
has been on some roll in 2014 and tonight, tonight he could make a HUGE
statement before Pain for Pride.
HBG; Venom probably too drunk to even realise where he is or how to win this match.
( ‘’Man Who Sold The World’’ by Nirvana plays as Dark Demon, Cleopatra and Tarah Nova walk out to the ring )
Announcer: And their opponents, they are representing Demons Council
….’’THE QUEEN OF EXTREME’’ …..TARAHHHHHHHHH NOVAAAAAA!!!!!! …..’’THE
QUEEN OF THE NILE’’ ….CLEOOOOOOOOOPATRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ……..AND CURRENT REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, THE EATER OF SOULS ……DARRRRRRRRKKKKK DEMMOOOONNNNN!!!!!!
Here comes the C—-LOOK AT THIS, HADES, VENOM AND CRASH CHARGE OUT OF
THE RING AND CHARGE TOWARDS, DEMON, CLEO AND NOVA!!! HADES ON DEMON,
CRASH ON CLEO, VENOM ON NOVA!!! ALL SIX OF THEM UNLOADING ON THE MIDDLE
OF THE RAMP, THIS IS ALREADY OUT OF ORDER AND THIS MATCH HASN’T EVEN
BEGUN!!! FISTS ARE FLYING ABOUT HERE AS THE REFEREE MERELY SHRUGS HIS
SHOULDERS AND CALLS FOR THE BELL, THIS IS STARTING ON THE OUTSIDE!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
HADES WITH A BIGTIME RIGHT HAND KNOCKING DEMON INTO THE BARRICADE BY
THE SIDE OF THE RAMP, HADES WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND TO THE WORLD
CHAMPION!!! HADES BACKS UP A BIT AND LOOKS FOR A BIG BOOT SENDING DEMON
INTO THE CROWD!!! BUT DEMON SIDE-STEPS IT AND HADES BIG BOOTS A MEMBER
OF THE CROWD, HOLY SHIT!!!! HADES JUST FLOORED A MEMBER OF THE
CROWD!!HADES DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE BUT DEMON JUMPS HIM FROM BEHIND,
SLAMMING HADES INTO THE BARRICADE!!! DEMON WITH ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF
HADES BUT CRASH JUMPING DEMON, TRYING TO GET FISTS INTO HIM BUT CLEO
SPINS CRASH AROUND, GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD AND THROWING CRASH INTO THE
STEEL STEPS!!! CRASH IS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!… Crash is
holding his shoulder in pain as Cleopatra smirks before charging towards
CRASH AND LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!! BUT CRASH
MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CLEOPATRA DROPKICKS THE STEEL STEPS!!! CLEOPATRA
JUST DROPPED THE STEEL STEPS AND SHE’S CLUTCHING HER FEET IN PAIN ….
Tarah throws fists into Venom but Venom knees her in the mid-section,
Venom pulls TARAH NOVA IN AND DRIVES HER INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A
SNAP DDT!!! THE HEAD OF NOVA IS DRIVEN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Nova is
down and possibly out, holy crap her head CRACKED into that floor and
Venom now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a WOODEN table, Venom
quickly opens up that table on the floor and Venom lifts Tarah up, Venom
has terrible thoughts here as he lifts Nova up and dumps her onto the
apron, Venom lifts her up and VENOM HAS NOVA UP AND IS LOOKING FOR THE
TOXIC ARRAY!!!! THE JUMPING PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE
TABLE!!! THIS COULD TURN OUT BAD, REALLY REALLY BAD BUT DEMON FROM
BEHIND!!! DEMON FROM BEHIND ATTACKING VENOM, SENDING FISTS INTO HIM AS
VENOM DROPS NOVA, VENOM AND DEMON EXCHANGING FISTS ON THE APRON AS DEMON
LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO VENOM ON THE APRON!!!! BUT VENOM
BLOCKS IT, VENOM BLOCKED THE ROLLING ELBOW AND KICKS DEMON IN THE
MID-SECTION, LOOKING FOR A JUMPING DDT OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THAT
BUT DEMON BLOCKS, USING THE ROPES TO HOLD HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AND
VENOM SENDING SHOTS INTO HIM, TRYING TO BREAK THIS HOLD BUT DEMON SLIPS
OUT, SMASHING HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF VENOM!!!! VENOM IS STAGGERED ON
THE APRON BUT CRASH OUT OF NOWHERE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CHARGES AT
DEMON AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES — SPEARING DEMON AND HIMSELF THROUGH
THE WOODEN TABLE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A
DIVING SPEAR THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE THAT SENDS HIMSELF AND DEMON
THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!! …Venom is still on the apron, dazed from that
elbow shot as Cleo GRABS VENOM BY THE LEG AND SWEEPS HIM OFF HIS FEET,
SENDING VENOM INTO THE APRON, AS CLEO GRABS BOTH LEGS OF VENOM AND PULLS
THEM FORWARD, SENDING VENOM GROIN FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!!
Cleo is quickly spun around by Hades though, who uppercuts Cleo and
grabs her by the head, SENDING HER INTO THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!!!
Cleo is clutching her back as Hades grabs her and looks for a SIDEWALK
SLAM ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! BUT CLEO WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE NECK
OF HADES AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING HEAD SCISSOR LOCK!! HADES IS SENT
FLYING INTO OUR TABLE!!! Hades is leaning by our table as CLEO CHARGES
AT HADES AND KNOCKS HIM OVER THE TABLE WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Hades
and Cleo are sent over our table and Cleo STILL throwing shots into
Hades, Cleo pulls herself out of the wreckage and SNATCHES a camera from
one of the camera men, Hades is lifting himself up as CLEO SMASHES THE
CAMERA INTO THE FACE OF HADES!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THE GLASS FROM THE
CAMERA SHATTERS COMPLETELY INTO HIS FACE, HADES HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE
OPEN AND HE’S SLUMPED ONTO OUR TABLE ….CLEO MAY HAVE KNOCKED OUT
Cleo now hops onto the apron and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle,
CLEOPATRA LOOKING TO SEND HADES THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! BUT NO!!!! VENOM
CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE WITH CLEO, CLEO WITH A RIGHT FIST!! VENOM WITH A
LEFT!!! CLEO AND VENOM EXCHANGING FISTS ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT VENOM
WITH A HEADBUTT!! HEADBUTTS BY VENOM INTO CLEOPATRA AND VENOM PULLS
CLEOPATRA IN — SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!! VENOM SUPERPLEXS
CLEOPATRA RIGHT INTO THE MAT!!! …Cleopatra is rolling in pain as Venom
springs to his feet, smirking in glory but Tarah Nova springs to her
feet, but Venom rushes at her and FLOORS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Tarah rolls out of the ring as Venom follows her, Venom looks underneath
the ring and pours out lighter fluid!
Venom POURS the lighter fluid down on Tarah Nova! Venom is DRENCHING
NOVA IN THE LIGHTER FLUID!!! VENOM PULLS OUT A MATCH FROM HIS POCKET AND
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! VENOM DROPS THE MATCH ON NOVA!!!!!!!! TARAH NOVA’S
ENTIRE BODY LIGHTS ON FIRE!!!!! TARAH NOVA IS ON FIRE!!!!!!! TARAH NOVA
IS ON FIRE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HER ENTIRE BODY IS
ENLIGHED ON FIRE, EMTS ARE RUSHING OUT HERE, TRYING TO PUT OUT THE
FIRE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! THAT WAS, THAT WAS INSANE, NOVA’S ENTIRE BODY
WAS COVERED IN FIRE, SHE MAY HAVE SERIOUS THIRD DEGREE BURNS, SHE MAY
HAVE SERIOUS INJURIES!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of the first fall …THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES AND ZACK CRASH!!!!
EMTs are placing Tarah Nova on a stretcher, they are taking her out of
here, it looks like this will now be a two on three handicap match,
Venom may have taken out one member of the council completely! …Venom
now grabs Demon and is LOOKING TO POUR LIGHTER FLUID ON THE ANSWERS
WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! BUT DEMON GRABS A PIECE OF THE BROKEN SHARDS OF WOOD
AND SLASHES VENOM ACROSS THE ARM WITH IT!!!! VENOM GUSHING BLOOD OUT OF
HIS ARM AND DEMON TACKLES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS
BY DEMON INTO VENOM!!!!! BUT CRASH FROM BEHIND, CRASH GRABBING DEMON AND
SPINS HIM AROUND, TRADING FISTS WITH DEMON!!! FISTS FROM DEMON!!! FISTS
FROM CRASH!!!! FISTS BY DEMON!!!! FISTS BY CRASH!!!! ELBOW BY DEMON!!!!
ELBOW BY CRASH!!!! SLAP BY DEMON!!!! SLAP BY CRASH!!!!! —CLEOPATRA WITH
A PLANCA ONTO CRASH!!!!! CLEOPATRA WIPES OUT CRASH!!! Cleopatra is
getting back to her feet but HADES SMASHES THE RING BELL INTO HER
HADES THE HELLRAISER SMASHED THAT RING BELL INTO CLEOS FACE!!!! CLEO IS
GUSHING BLOOD!!!! CLEO’S FACE IS QUICKLY BEING COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!HOLY
SHIT!!!! …Hades drops the ring bell and looks underneath the ring,
pulling out a 15ft ladder! Hades bridges that ladder between the ring
apron and the barricade, Hades grabs Cleo by the throat and lifts her
back up – OH MY GOD!!!! HADES IS GONNA CHOKESLAM CLEO THROUGH THE
LADDER!!!!! BUT DEMON FROM BEHIND!!!! DEMON SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR INTO
THE SPINE OF HADES!!!! ANOTHER SHOT BY DEMON!!! ANOTHER!!!! Hades drops
Cleo and turns, as DEMON SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF
HADES!!!!!!!!! BUT HADES GRABS THE CHAIR, HADES GRABBED THE CHIR AND
KICKS DEMON IN THE MID-SECTION, RIPPING THE CHAIR FROM HIS HANDS AND
HADES DRIVES THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON!!!!
…Demon slides into the ring, clutching his face in pain as Hades slides
into the ring with the chair, Hades SMASHES THAT CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE
OF THE CHAMPION!!!! OVER AND OVER!!!!! 5, 10, 15 CHAIRSHOTS TO THE SPINE
OF DARK DEMON!!!!
Demon is decimated here, Hades drops the chair and grabs Demon, lifting
him up to his feet and GRABBING HIM BY THE THROAT, HADES WALKING OVER
TO THE ROPES AND LIFTING DEMON INTO THE SKY, LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM
THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! BUT NO!!!!! DEMON COUNTERS IT INTO A
TORNADO DDT!!!!! DEMON WITH THE TORANDO DDT THAT SENDS HADES AND DEMON
OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THAT BRIDGED LADDER!!!! DEMON
SENDS HADES HEAD FIRST INTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!!!! …Hades rolls off the
bridged ladder and onto the ringside floor, Demon is on the ladder and
rolls back into the ring, but Crash crawls into the ring, Crash grabs
Demon and lifts him up, PULLING HIM IN — CRASH TEST!!!! CRASH TEST ON
DEMON!!!! NO!!!!! DEMON SHOVES CRASH INTO THE ROPES, CRASH COMES BACK AS
DEMON LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!! CONNECTS!!!!! CRASH GROGGY AS
DEMON PULLS HIM IN, DEMON DDT!!!!!
BUT CRASH SLIPS OUT OF IT AND SHOVES DEMON INTO THE ROPES, CRASH WITH A
KICK TO THE MID-SCTION, PULLING DEMON IN!!!! REBEL YELL!!!! DEMON SLIPS
OUT AGAIN, GRABBING CRASH INTO A WAIST-LOCK AS HE SHOVES CRASH INTO THE
ROPES AS CLEOPATRA PROPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR
INTO HIS FACE!!!! CLEO WITH A STEEL CHAIN SHOT TO CRASH!!!! DEMON IS
SPUN AROUND AND VENOM SPITS BEER IN THE FACE OF DEMON!!!!! VENOM NOW
PULLING DEMON IN AND LOOKING FOR THE TOXIC ARRAY!!!!! JUMPING
PILEDRIVER!!!!! NO!!!!! DEMON WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!!!! VENOM SENT INTO
THE MAT AS DEMON GRABS THE BEER BOTTLE, DEMON POURS OUT THE BEER FROM
THE BOTTLE ONTO THE ARM OF SLASHED ARM OF VENOM, VENOMS ARM IS DRENCHED
IN THE LIQUR, DEMON GRABS A MATCH AND OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON
DROPS THE MATCH ONTO THE BEER SOAKED ARM OF VENOM!!!!!!! OH MY GOD,
VENOMS ARM IS ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHITTTT!!!!! VENOM IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN, SCREAMINGI N AGONY AS
DEMON JUST LIT HIS ARM COMPLETELY ON FIRE!!!!! SAVAGE, ABSOLUTELY
SAVAGE!!!!!!! DEMON IS LAUGHING, DEMON AS HE MERELY WATCHES VENOM
ROLLING IN PAIN!!!!!!!! EMTS PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcers: The winners of the second fall …DEMONS COUNCIL!!!
HADES SMASHES THE RING BELL FROM BEHIND TO THE BACK OF DEMONS HEAD!!!!
DEMON GOES DOWN!!!! Hades battered Demon, who rolls out of the ring as
Crash grabs Cleo and throws her into the ring, Cleo is in Hades grasp as
HADES LIFTS CLEOPATRA UP AND PUTS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS —- BRIMSTONE
PILEDRIVER ONTO THE RING BELL!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HADES
JUST BRIMSTONED CLEO ONTO THAT RING BELL!!! Crash walks to the side of
the ring and pulls out a glass table and places it on top of the bridged
ladder, Crash now pouring the rest of that lighter fluid onto the glass
table as he grabs a match …SETTING THE GLASS TABLE THAT’S ON TOP OF THE
BRIDGED LADDER ON FIRE!!!!!!! IT’S ROARING IN FLAMES AS HADES GRABS
CLEOPATRA, LAST CALL!!!!!! HADES WITH THE LAST CALL TO CLEOPATRA FROM
THE RING THROUGH THE FLAMING GLASS TABLE ON TOP OF THE BRIDGED
LADDER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners …..THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES AND ZACKKKK CRASSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY DO IT!!!! THOR AND CRASH WIN THIS BRUTAL, BRUTAL MATCH BUT I THINK
CLEOPATRA MIGHT BE DEAD!!! EMTs are rushing out here to check on
Cleopatra, they are putting her in a stretcher aswell as Tarah, Cleo was
DESTROYED by Hades there, Demon looking on from a far with a look of
great concern on his face …Cleo was the one who pulled the strings for
him, who told him exactly what he needed to do, Cleo got him out of that
ten-month losing slump but I think the Renegades just got rid of
Cleopatra AND Tarah Nova here tonight …
carefuly carry Cleo up the ramp on the stretcher as Demon quickly grabs
his Answers World Championship, hoping the barricade and going through
the crowd, avoiding Hades/Crash**
Crash looking on at Demon, mocking abuse at h—VENOM JUST SMASHED A BEER
BOTTLE OVER CRASHES HEAD!!! WHAT THE!?!?!? VENOM CRACKED THAT BOTTLE IN
PIECES OVER CRASHES HEAD AND HADES GRABS CRASH BY THE THROAT —
CHOKESLAM THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! HADES SENDS CRASH THROUGH
OUR TABLE, MONITORS, LAPTOPS!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I GUESS THE
ALGIANCE IS OVER!!!!! HADES SENDING NOT ONLY DARK DEMON BUT ALSO ZACK
CRASH A HUGE MESSAGE HERE TONIGHT!!!!
( The first EAW 2014 Hall of Fame inductee announced next week )
‘’Born in the USA’’ by Bruce Springsteen plays as Starr-Stan walks out
to the ring with the Elite Championship around his waist )
HBG: Well here comes the unofficial Elite Champion, the self-proclaimed greatest WRESTLER in the world, Starr-Stan…
( Starr-Stan enters the ring, grabbing a microphone as he smirks into the camera )
Sluts and Germs, otherwise known as ladies and gentlemen, it is my
pleasure to be out here now, I know the REAL reason why any of you
bothered to watch this god-awful show …I mean, fire seriously?? As if
EAW wasn’t extreme enough but I’ll give my props to Hades The Hellraiser
for injuring Cleopatra, that’s atleast one unworthy waste of oxygen out
of EAW and in a few moments, I’ll be eliminating ANOTHER waste of
oxygen from EAW …Diamond Cage. See, I’m SICK AND TIRED of Diamond Cage,
I’m sick of this untalented, overrated, hype machine getting MY title shots, getting MY spotlight and MY airtime, I’m sick of it.
Now, I heard Diamond Cage was going to be here, so I’m not going to
waste any time, I’m not going to fuck around and waste any more of my
time spending in the worst state in America, Montata (ill)!!!! …So
Diamond Cage, if you’re back there, why don’t you stop drooling by
yourself and get your ass out here so I can take you out of your misery
and take EAW out of IT’S misery by you on It’s roster.
( the camera pans to the entrance way but nobody comes out )
Oh C’mon Cage, don’t tell me you really aren’t going to answer my call
out?? Don’t tell me you are chicken?? All this talk, all this ‘’Diamond
Cage is the most dangerous guy in EAW’’ and you can’t even confront me??
Well, I suppose I can’t blame you. I SUPPOSE I’d do the same thing if I
was going to confront an athlete like myself, so that’s okay Cage, you
stay home in that shithole known as Canada, with your gold-digging wife
who only obtained god knows what type of sexual diseases by DEDEDE and
I’ll WIN BACK MY Answers World Championshi—-
( The lights go out )
Stew-O: What’s happening????
( The lights come back on as Diamond Cage is seen standing behind Starr-Stan )
DIAMOND CAGE IS BEHIND STARR!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS STANDING BEHIND
STARR-STAN!!!!! STARR IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE UNTIL STARR TURNS AROUND
….CAGE AND STARR ARE FACE TO FACE!!!!! CAGE IS COMPLETELY EMOTIONLESS,
HE’S JUST STARING BLANKLY IN STARRS EYES, WHO LOOKS FURIOUS!!!! THIS IS
INTENSE, BOTH MEN ARE JUST STARING EACH OTHER DOWN …..UNTIL CAGE STRIKES
STARR!!!! CAGE STRIKING STARR WITH FISTS!!!!! FISTS BY CAGE, FISTS BY
STARR!!!BOTH MEN ARE UNLOADING ON EACH OTHER!!!!
CAGE OVER-POWERS STARR, CAGE IS OVER-POWERING STARR!!!! STARR STUMBLES
INTO THE ROPES – CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! CAGE CLOTHESLINES STARR OUT
OF THE RING!!!!!!
Cage **picking up the microphone**: YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT??? YOU WANT
TO ELIMINATE ME FROM EAW??? THAT’S GOOD STARR, BECAUSE I WANT TO DO THE
SAME TO YOU!
Diamond Cage: BUT I’M NOT GONNA DO IT TONIGHT, OH NO, I’M NOT GONNA DO IT HERE …
Diamond Cage: ME VS YOU ….PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Starr’s eyes bug out of his head for a moment before he calms down, pacing around on the ramp**
WHOA!!!!!! It’s official, Diamond Cage will take on Starr-Stan at Pain
for Pride, at the biggest show in the HISTORY of E-feds!
( Pain for Pride Se7en: To the Stars )
(Video package plays; highlighting Mikado Sekaiichi’s feud with Scott Diamond over the World Heavyweight Championship)
cuts back to the arena as the ring, ramp, and stage are surrounded with
dozens of weapons while Albert Hitchman proudly makes his way out to
the stage with a microphone in hand)
Ladies and gentlemen… I proudly bring to you…. The man who killed EAW….
The Perfect Storm…. And the NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD…. MY
CLIENT, SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!….
The Air Tonight” by Phil Collins plays all throughout the arena as
Scott Diamond slowly makes his way out to the stage dressed in MMA
I want to say Sekaiichi has a chance in this bout, but against this
man… I really don’t know. Last week, Scott Diamond sent a powerful
message to Sekaiichi when he hit him with a Vortex not once, not twice,
but THREE times; the second being into a ringpost and the third being
through a flaming table!
by one, the weapons on the stage begin to set ablaze… Slowly the fire
begins to take over the weapons along the ramp… And finally, the weapons
around the ring too are set on fire)
Sekaiichi slowly makes his way out to the stage; dressed in his
“Legendary” Sekaiichi attire and facepaint, with the World Heavyweight
Championship Crown clutched in his left hand… Walls of fire appearing as
he walks down the ramp)
YES! Now it’s a party! I can’t freakin’ wait for this! “The Legendary”
Sekaiichi is back and I don’t care if it’s permanent or one night only,
but I know it’s gonna be tremendous! I can’t wait to watch these two
forces of nature collide! It seems Mikado Sekaiichi does have a strategy
after all! I knew he would!
(Mikado Sekaiichi and Scott Diamond stand locking eyes in adjacent corners of the ring)
The following contest is a TRIAL BY FIRE MATCH AND IS FOR THE E-A-W
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOORRRLLDD!!!…. The rules are as
follows: Any flaming weapon can be utilized as much as either competitor
desires and the only way to win is by pinfall or submission!…. First,
in the corner to my left, the challenger…. He weighed in tonight at 280
pounds…. HE IS THE “PERFECT STORM”…. SCOTT
(Albert Hitchman proudly points to a stoic Scott Diamond)
And his opponent, in the corner to my right…. From Las Vegas, Nevada….
He weighed in tonight at 237 pounds…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING
E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOONNNNN….. MIKADO
Sekaiichi takes off his trench coat and throws it down to the ground as
he shows off the World Heavyweight Championship Crown)
Masters: And the Referee calls for the bell to get this Trial By Fire World Title match underway…
(DING! DING! DING!)
This World Championship match is officially underway as neither
Sekaiichi nor Scott Diamond have moved even an inch… Hitchman begins
taunting Sekaiichi from the outside; attempting to get into the World
Champion’s head… Sekaiichi… He exits to the outside! Hitchman runs for
the hills as Sekaiichi grabs a hold of a flaming steel chair as his
first pick to combat the powerful Scott Diamond! Sekaiichi slides back
into the ring with the flaming chair in hand as Scott looks on with a
grin across his face… SCOTT CHARGES AS SOON AS SEKAIICHI IS UP! A tackle
misses as Sekaiichi manages to dodge! Scott quickly turns around!
SEKAIICHI WITH A SHOT OFF THE SKULL USING THAT FLAMING CHAIR!! Look at
this! Scott doesn’t even look fazed! SCOTT IMMEDIATELY PICKS SEKAIICHI
UP AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! That flaming chair drops to
the outside as Scott looks to take control now… Shoulder thrust
connects! Another shoulder thrust right into the gut of Sekaiichi! Scott
grabs a hold of Sekaiichi by the ears.. AND SENDS HIM FLYING NEARLY ALL
THE WAY ACROSS THE RING LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL!! Sekaiichi may be in a lot
of trouble as he scrambles to get back up.. SCOTT COMES CHARGING LIKE A
FREIGHT TRAIN! Sekaiichi manages to catch Scott with a snake eyes as
Scott slams face-first into the top turnbuckle! Sekaiichi immediately
locks the waist from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! SEKAIICHI BRIDGES
FOR THE PIN!
Barely a one count before Scott gets a shoulder up, but Sekaiichi isn’t
finished yet as he rolls through; pulling Scott up! ROLLING GERMAN
SUPLEX CONNECTS!! SEKAIICHI STILL NOT FINISHED AS HE SLOWLY DRAGS SCOTT
UP ONCE AGAIN FOR A THIRD CONSECUTIVE—ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI!
Scott sends his head back into the face of Sekaiichi now! Scott with a
standing switch! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!!! THE
BODY OF SEKAIICHI JUST AWKWARDLY COLLIDES INTO THE CORNER UPSIDE DOWN!
Scott is a beast! A battered Sekaiichi rolls to the outside as Hitchman
continues to taunt his client’s opponent…
Hitchman: YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME, SEKAIICHI! YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME—YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
Sekaiichi is visibly in pain as Scott seems to be targeting him for
something from inside the ring… SCOTT COMES CHARGING! SUICIDE DIVE?!!
NO—SEKAIICHI HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE NAILS SCOTT RIGHT OFF THE TEMPLE WITH A
CYCLONE KILL KICK!! Sekaiichi pulls Scott out of the ring now, in a
suplex position with an impressive amount of strength to keep him up
this long! Scott’s already fighting back with shots to the body of
Sekaiichi! Scott drops down to his feet on the outside and pushes
Sekaiichi away.. SEKAIICHI CHARGES! MASSIVE LARIAT NEARLY DECAPITATES
SEKAIICHI, COURTESY OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SEKAIICHI NEARLY DID A DAMN
INVERTED 450!! Scott Diamond quickly gets back to his feet and lets out a
battle cry as a delighted Albert Hitchman proudly claps for his client!
Sekaiichi may have bit off more than he can chew when he decided to
accept this challenge! Scott Diamond has dominated this match thus far…
Scott now grabs a hold of the hair of Sekaiichi; dragging him back up..
He pulls Sekaiichi in for a loud knee into the gut! ANOTHER knee strike
to the mid-section connects as spit flies out the mouth of a battered
Sekaiichi! Scott pulls him in… PICKING HIM UP! POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON THE
MAT!!! NO—SCOTT ISN’T FINISHED! HE USES THAT POWER TO PICK SEKAIICHI
BACK UP! POWERBOMB INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!!! HE’S NOT DONE!
C’MON MIKADO! DO SOMETHING! SCOTT TARGETING A FLAMING TABLE NOW AS HE
PICKS SEKAIICHI BACK UP!! DON’T DO IT! YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO YOUR
MIKADO!! YES! YES!! SEKAIICHI’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S SLOWLY STOPPING
SCOTT DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH CLOSED-FIST SHOTS RIGHT TO THE FACE; ONE
AFTER ANOTHER!! Scott would love to put Sekaiichi through that table
with one more powerbomb, but Sekaiichi absolutely refuses to let that
come to fruition! Sekaiichi is just battering Scott’s face! Hitchman
isn’t liking this! Scott’s backed up against the steel steps! Scott
drops on his back across the top of the steps as Sekaiichi has him now
in a thesz-like press; unloadnig with shots to the face!! SEKAIICHI
RISES TO HIS FEET AND NOW SWITCHES TO UNRELENTING STOMPS INTO THE FACE
OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! SEKAIICHI’S STOMPING INTO SCOTT’S FACE LIKE IT’S ON
FIRE!! Sekaiichi finally puts a stop to the attack and drops down; still
visibly in pain as he slowly gets back up to his feet… He’s worn out,
but he’s certainly not one to give up that easily as he targets Scott…
SEKAIICHI CHARGES!! SCOTT EXPLODES OFF THE STEPS WITH A LARIAT!! IT
MISSES! SCOTT TURNS AROUND AS SEKAIICHI PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
FIREMAN’S CARY TAKEOVER WITH THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL LANDING RIGHT
ONTO THE EDGE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! Sekaiichi doesn’t look finished
yet! Sekaiichi quickly rushes back to the barricade… AND COMES CHARGING
ONCE AGAIN! HUGE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE STEPS SENDS THEM COLLIDING WITH
THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL!!!
Sekaiichi realizes he’s in control at last… He’s got a sadistic look
upon his face that shows he smells blood in the water… Hitchman makes
damn sure he’s as far away as possible as Sekaiichi picks up a flaming
kendo stick and makes his way over to Scott… Scott may be damaged, but
he’s still pushing himself to get to his feet as Sekaiichi stalks him..
SEKAIICHI WITH THAT FLAMING KENDO STICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SCOTT!
KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE SPINE OF SCOTT! SEKAIICHI’S UNLOADING WITH THIS
FLAMING KENDO STICK ALL OVER THE BODY OF HIS OPPONENT!! SCOTT CAN BARELY
DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS THE FIRE REPEATEDLY SINGES HIS SKIN!!
SEKAIICHI NOW GOING AROUND SCOTT! LOOKING FOR A FLAMING KENDO
STICK-AIDED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! NO—SCOTT POWERS THROUGH AND PICKS UP
SEKAIICHI! HE DROPS HIM NECK-FIRST ACROSS THE RING APRON!! You can see
now that Scott is lacerated on the back of the skull; most likely after
that fireman’s carry takeover from Sekaiichi… Both men racing to get to
their feet… Sekaiichi crawling over to the flaming weapons as Scott gets
straight up to a vertical base… Scott quickly makes his way over to
Sekaiichi! SEKAIICHI NAILS SCOTT UPSIDE THE SKULL WITH A FLAMING STEEL
CHAIR!! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THAT FLAMING STEEL CHAIR! A
FURIOUS AND DAMAGED SCOTT SWATS THE CHAIR OUT OF SEKAIICHI’S HANDS AND
PICKS HIM UP!! RUNNING SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! BOTH MEN ARE
LAID OUT!! They’re decimating one another! I’m not sure who’s in
control, but they’re both putting up a Hell of a fight for it! It seems
like Scott is the first to show signs of life as he slowly pulls himself
Scott grabs a hold of Sekaiichi now; dragging him up—SEKAIICHI SPRINGS
UP WITH SCOTT ON HIS SHOULDERS!! NO—SCOTT REPLIES WITH SEVERAL
UNFORGIVING ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF SEKAIICHI’S HEAD! SEKAIICHI IS
STAGGERING! Scott escapes of the back of Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi quickly
turns around! POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! NOBODY’S HOME AS SEKAIICHI
DUCKS IT! DELETE!!! SCOTT RETURNS THE FAVOR AS HE DUCKS! SEKAIICHI TURNS
TO SCOTT! SCOTT PULLS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE
CEMENT FLOOR!! Sekaiichi’s in a tremendous amount of pain after that!
Scott looks like he just found his second wind as he pulls Sekaiichi
back up… LOCKS THE WAIST FROM BEHIND! LOOK OUT!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS
AS SEKAIICHI IS SENT FLYING DAMN-NEAR INTO THE AUDIENCE AS HIS BODY
COLLIDES WITH THEIR SEATS!!! Scott Diamond has become a monster! He once
again lets out a battle cry as he returns to his feet before kicking
all the chairs around into one massive pile! Scott clutches the hair of
Sekaiichi in his hands as he drags him back up… SCOTT PULLS SEKAIICHI
UP!! STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX!! HE’S GOT SEKAIICHI STUCK UP IN THE AIR
AS THE CLOCK TICKS AWAY!! SEKAIICHI CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AS BLOOD
RUSHES TO HIS HEAD! IT’S BEEN AT LEAST 15 SECONDS NOW! AND SCOTT SENDS
SEKAIICHI DOWN INTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS WITH A MASSIVE SUPLEX!!! I hate
to say it, but Sekaiichi may be done…
Scott with a smirk across his face now as he pulls a battered and
beaten Sekaiichi back to his feet… This has quickly turned one-sided as
Sekaiichi is dragged up and over back to the barricade… SCOTT PULLS HIM
IN!! ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS SEKAIICHI’S BODY CRASHING
THROUGH ANOTHER PORTION OF THE BARRICADE!!! JESUS! SEKAIICHI IS GETTING
DESTROYED RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! Scott now taking his time; picking
at the bones of his opponent… Sekaiichi is damaged; possibly beyond
repair as he desperately looks for something to save him in this match…
Scott’s eying another flaming table! He pulls Sekaiichi in! PICKING HIM
UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! SEKAIICHI’S GRABBED A FLAMING STEEL CHAIR AS HE
CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF SCOTT!! Scott drops down as Sekaiichi
desperately makes his way over to the ring! Sekaiichi clutches the
apron; using it to help him back to a vertical base… Sekaiichi slowly
rolls back into the ring as Scott rises back to his feet; angrier than
ever! Scott quickly climbs up to the apron… SEKAIICHI SPRINGS UP WITH
THAT CHAIR IN HAND AND ONCE AGAIN NAILS SCOTT ACROSS THE SKULL WITH IT!
ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR! HE DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO THE
MID-SECTION OF SCOTT NOW!! SEKAIICHI TOSSES THE CHAIR AND BACKS UP! HE
CHARGES!! SPEAR THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! SEKAIICHI
SPEARS SCOTT DIAMOND RIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! THESE MEN ARE
DESTROYING ONE ANOTHER WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!! I DON’T KNOW IF
EITHER COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT ONE! Hold on… Somebody’s moving!
Sekaiichi’s SOMEHOW still in this as he drags himself back up to his
feet once again! Sekaiichi’s got a vile look on his face! He’s got
murderous intent! Sekaiichi quickly grabs at the mat… Ripping it away!
Sekaiichi entirely rips away the mat on that side of the ring to expose
nothing but unforgiving cement!
Sekaiichi knows exactly what he’s doing! If he’s going out, he’s taking
Scott Diamond with him! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of Scott now; dragging
him up… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SCOTT’S SKULL BOUNCES OFF THE CEMENT!!
Sekaiichi slowly but surely pulling both himself and Scott back up
again… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SCOTT IS DRIVEN INTO THE CEMENT!
Sekaiichi looking for the full trilogy as he pulls a now even heavier
and nearly unconscious Scott back up.. Can he do it? THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX
CONNECTS!! THE FULL HAT TRICK CONNECTS!! Scott Diamond is down for the
count! Sekaiichi wants to end this more than anything right now and he
very well may if he can keep control over his opponent the way he is
right now! Sekaiichi puts everything he has into dragging this goliath,
Scott Diamond, to his feet and sends him rolling back into the ring!
Sekaiichi wants to end this more than anything as he slowly makes his
way up to the nearest top turnbuckle! He’s got a battered and beaten
Scott Diamond in his sights and ripe for the picking! SEKAIICHI IS
PERCHED! DIVING HEADBUTT!!! IT MISSES AS SCOTT DIAMOND ROLLS OUT OF THE
WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! Albert Hitchman looks more relieved
than ever! Sekaiichi’s in a great deal of pain after that miss, but
Scott Diamond isn’t doing much better… Both men now racing to get back
to a vertical base…
Sekaiichi using the ropes to aid him as Scott pulls himself back up…
Sekaiichi’s up first as he quickly makes his way over to Scott! Scott
catches Sekaiichi with a knee right into the gut! Sekaiichi with a
rolling elbow to the face of Scott! Scott with a lariat into Sekaiichi,
but there’s not enough power behind it to take the World Champion down!
Scott’s power may be depleted! MASENKO CHOP! Sekaiichi connects with it
before unloading with a flurry of open-hand chops to the face of Scott!
Spinning backfist! Another spinning backfist! Scott’s not going down! HE
NAILS SEKAIICHI WITH A ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SKULL!! WHAT A MOVE!
SEKAIICHI’S ABOUT TO FALL, BUT SCOTT PULLS HIM IN! HE’S GOT HIM UP!!
COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! SEKAIICHI’S FIGHTING IT! HE SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF
SCOTT! SCOTT TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SUPERKICK RIGHT UPSIDE THE JAW FROM
SEKAIICHI! SCOTT’S STUMBLING! SEKAIICHI PULLS HIM IN… HE’S GOT HIM UP!
SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!! SEKAIICHI NAILED IT! SEKAIICHI’S
HURT, BUT HE’S GOTTA END IT… SEKAIICHI SLOWLY RISES BACK TO HIS FEET….
AND SIGNALS THE END! WE KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT! Sekaiichi drags Scott back
up… He’s got the wrist locked… HE SETS HIM UP! KING’S
LAAAANNNNDDDDIIIINNGGGGGG!!!! NO—SCOTT COUNTERS AS HE PULLS SEKAIICHI IN
AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! VORTEX!!!! SEKAIICHI COUNTERS INTO A
HURRICANRANA!! HOLD ON! SCOTT’S CAUGHT HIM! SCOTT TURNS IT AROUND! LIFE
SENTENCE!!!! SCOTT’S GOT THE BROCK LOCK IN ON SEKAIICHI!!! SEKAIICHI’S
GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! SCOTT GETS COMPLETELY BACK TO HIS FEET TO FULLY LOCK
IN THIS EXCRUCIATING MANEUVER!!
SEKAIICHI’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS LOOKING ON WITH A
HUGE GRIN AS SEKAIICHI’S BODY IS CONTORTED ALL OVER BY SCOTT DIAMOND!!
SEKAIICHI CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING! DON’T TAP! SCOTT’S GOT A LOOK OF
DETERMINATION! I THINK HE MIGHT GENUINELY BE WILLING TO SNAP SEKAIICHI
IN HALF JUST TO WIN THIS BOUT! SEKAIICHI’S BEING FOLDED UP LIKE AN
ACCORDIAN HERE!! HE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING—ANYTHING! HITCHMAN IS
REPEATEDLY TELLING HIS CLIENT TO “BREAK HIM”, AND SCOTT MIGHT DO JUST
THAT IF SOMETHING ISN’T DONE SOON! AXE KICK!! SEKAIICHI MANAGES TO USE
HIS FREE LEG FOR AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF SCOTT’S SKULL! ANOTHER AXE
KICK CONNECTS! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! SEKAIICHI IS JUST
UNLOADING AN ONSLAUGHT OF AXE KICKS OFF THE LACERATED BACK OF SCOTT’S
SKULL AS SCOTT DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! The Life Sentence has been
successsfully broken as Sekaiichi races back to his feet as quickly as
he possibly can! Sekaiichi’s got a sadistic look on his face as he
slowly makes it back to his feet.. He rushes over to Scott! Another axe
kick connects! Sekaiichi with yet ANOTHER axe kick! Blood now pouring
down the back of Scott’s skull from this assault! Albert Hitchman looks
fearful! ANOTHER Axe Kick connects! Sekaiichi isn’t letting it go!
ANOTHER AXE KICK—NO—SCOTT SPRINGS UP WITH SEKAIICHI ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!
HE RUSHES OVER TO THE ROPES—LOOK OUT!! JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!! SCOTT
JACKKNIFE POWERBOMBS SEKAIICHI THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE ON THE
OUTSIDE!!!! SEKAIICHI MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!! I DON’T KNOW IF ANYONE
COULD HAVE SURVIVED AN IMPACT LIKE THAT! HE’S DECIMATED! Scott needs to
get to the cover if he wants to win!
SCOTT! SCOTT, YOU HAVE TO PIN HIM! YOU NEED TO PIN HIM! YOU’VE GOT THIS
WON! YOU’RE THE TRUE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! PIN HIM!
are shown of Scott Diamond throwing Sekaiichi through a table on the
outside from inside the ring with a Jackknife powerbomb)
I don’t think Hitchman’s words are going to do much at this point;
Scott took quite a beating with that series of axe kicks off the back of
his skull… He may very well be concussed! Scott realizes what he needs
to do and slowly starts making his way to the outside… Sekaiichi hasn’t
moved even an inch since he was sent through that table; he could be out
cold… Scott isn’t moving too fast, but at least he’s moving as he
finally makes it over to the laid out Mikado Sekaiichi… Scott slowly
reaches down and grabs a hold of Sekaiichi; slowly but surely dragging
him back up… Navigating him to the ring… Sekaiichi is sent rolling back
into the ring! Scott’s got this won! Scott slowly enters! No! Sekaiichi
manages to drop back to the outside! Scott can’t believe this! Sekaiichi
is somehow still alive! Sekaiichi now literally CRAWLING his way up the
ramp! I think he’s trying to escape, but I don’t say I blame him! Scott
Diamond now coming after him! Sekaiichi’s gotta do something if he
wants to somehow survive this match! Sekaiichi ever-so slowly making it
back up to his feet as he continues to flee up the ramp while Scott is
in hot pursuit! Sekaiichi’s up and immediately grabs a flaming ladder on
the ramp; throwing it down across the ramp and right in front of Scott!
SCOTT WITH A LEAPING KNEE LIFT OVER THE LADDER AND INTO SEKAIICHI! IT
MISSES! SEKAIICHI LEAPS ONTO SCOTT!! KATAHAJIME!!!! THE KATAHAJIME IS
LOCKED IN!!! HE GOT HIM!! THERE’S NO SUBMISSIONS OUT HERE, BUT THIS CAN
DEFINITELY DO A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE! SCOTT’S FLAILING ABOUT!! HE’S DOING
ALL HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE
STAGE… SCOTT SWINGING SEKAIICHI AROUND, BUT HE CAN’T GET HIM OFF!
Sekaiichi breaks the hold and immediately grabs a weapon! SEKAIICHI
NAILS SCOTT IN THE FACE WITH A FLAMING TRASHCAN!! ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT
FLAMING TRASHCAN AS SCOTT IS SENT BACKPEDALING! ONE FINAL SHOT SENDS
SCOTT FALLING OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH A SET-UP BELOW!!! SCOTT’S DOWN!!
SEKAIICHI IS SOMEHOW BACK IN CONTROL! HE CAN END THIS! SEKAIICHI TOSSES
THE TRASHCAN AND LOOKS DOWN!! FALL FROM GRACE!!!! SEKAIICHI NAILS SCOTT
WITH THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!
YES! YES! YES! NOW PIN HIM! C’MON, SEKAIICHI! BOTH MEN ARE BARELY
MOVING AT ALL! SEKAIICHI MAY BE ON THE VERGE OF WINNING THIS IF HE CAN
JUST GET SCOTT IN THE RNIG! Sekaiichi’s barely able to move; slowly
pulling himself and Scott back up! Sekaiichi’s putting every last bit of
energy he has into getting Scott back to that ring… Sekaiichi manages
to roll him onto the ramp! Sekaiichi climbs up; kicking away the flaming
ladder and begins dragging Scott back up to his feet and down the ramp!
Sekaiichi’s picking up momentum as he brings Scott to the ring! HE
SENDS SCOTT ROLLING BACK IN!! Sekaiichi slowly enters! HE SIGNALS THE
END ONCE AGAIN! SEKAIICHI’S HERE TO END THIS!! HE PULLS SCOTT UP ONCE
MORE… SETTING HIM UP…. KING’S LAAAANNNNDDDDIIIINNNGGGG!!!! SCOTT PULLS
SEKAIICHI IN INSTEAD! VORTEX!!!! THE VORTEX CONNECTS!!!! BOTH MEN ARE
DOWN!! SCOTT CAN END THIS! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS COVER HIM!! SCOTT’S
BATTERED, BUT HE KNOWS HE HAS TO END THIS AS HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY
OVER TO SEKAIICHI’S LIFELESS BODY…. HE DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF
SCOTT’S DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING?! SPINEBUSTER!!! SPINEBUSTER THROUGH A
FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THAT… THAT’S CY HENDERSON!! CY HENDERSON
IS HERE!! CY HENDERSON IS BACK AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS VENGEANCE!!
ALBERT HITCHMAN IS BAFFLED! CY JUST PUT SCOTT THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE!
CY NOW DRAGGING SCOTT BACK UP AND SENDS HIM ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING…
CY SLIDES IN… PICKING UP SCOTT!! DARK FLOW CONNECTS!!!! SCOTT IS LAID
OUT!! Sekaiichi seems to be coming to his senses as he realizes what
just happened! Sekaiichi… He seems to be laughing! Sekaiichi’s laughing
like a child! HOLD ON—CY DRAGGING SEKAIICHI UP NOW?!! WHAT?! CY PICKS
HIM UP!! DARK FLOW!!!! ANOTHER DARK FLOW CONNECTS ON SEKAIICHI AND RIGHT
ONTO THE BODY OF SCOTT DIAMOND! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT;
THAT’S A LEGAL PIN!!
to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as the
Referee lays the World Heavyweight Championship Crown across the chest
of Mikado Sekaiichi)
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL AND STTTTTIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL E-A-W
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNN….. MIKADO
Mak: HAIIILLLLLLL TO THE KIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sekaiichi retains! Sekaiichi is heading to Pain for Pride to challenge
DEDEDE for the World Heavyweight Championship! It’s now once again
official, what a match THAT is going to be!
( Cy Henderson walks up the ramp smirking )
And Cy Henderson is back! Cy Henderson has returned and is back with a
vengeance! What a show, what a night, tune in to Showdown and Dynasty
next week for all the fallout as we continue to Pain for Pride Se7en!