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Starr-Stan (c) vs Dark Demon - House of Horrors -  EAW Answers World Championship

Drastik vs Mr. DEDEDE -Glass Wallz- | Drastiks Final match in EAW|

Carlos Rosso (c) vs Norman Hellion -|Final Encounter| -Falls Count Anywhere - GI Styles special guest referee- EAW Interwire Championship

Heart Break Boy vs Cameron Ella Ava - Loser is fired from EAW

Alex Anderson vs Jaywalker - If Alex wins, he's guranteed a spot in the 2014 Hall of Fame and wins the Hall of Fame Championship|If Jaywalker wins Alex Anderson is banned from ALL title shots until after Pain for Pride

Zack Crash vs Demons Council ( Eddie Mack, Lucian Black, Tarah Nova )

Xavier Willaims (c) vs Matt Miles vs Ryan Savage vs Aren Mstilav - - |Twenty Minute Championship Scramble|- EAW New Breed Championship

( EAW Intro plays ) …


( Scenes from the Charlie Chaplin's famous ''Great Dictator '' speech begin to play on the screen )


''In The Seventeenth Chapter of Saint Luke it is written that the kingdom of god is in man, not one man nor a group of men, but in ALL men, in you the people''

''You the people have the power''


''The power to create machines''


''To create happiness''


 To make this life free and beautiful''


''To make this life a wonderful adventure''


''Then in the name of democracy, lets us use that power, lets all unite!''


( A recap video begins to play on the screen, showcasing all the feuds on Dynasty from Dark Demon to Starr-Stan, Alex Anderson to Jaywalker, Drastik to DDD, Norman Hellion to Carlos Rosso, to Demons Council to Zack Crash, to HBB to Cameron Ella Ava )


( The camera pans to the Georgia Dome, where all the lights in the building switch off, leaving the entire dome in darkness ) …


( Several lasers begin flashing upwards in the air from the stage, as a huge stage lowers from the sky with Daft Punk and Jay-Z preforming ''Computerized'' as the lasers flash all around the dome )


( The lights switch back on as Daft-Punk and Jay-Z continue preforming as huge amounts of pyro shoots up through the stage, as the entire dome is filled with pyro and lasers )


HBG: WELCOME!!!!! TO RECKLESS WIRING PRESENTED TO YOU BY THE AWESOME AT EVERYTHING, GOAT AT BEING THE GOAT, THE HEART BREAK GAL AND HER NOT AS AWESOME SIDE-KICK, STEW-O!!!


Stew-O: WE ARE LIVE IN FRONT OF SOLD OUT GEORGIA DOME, 70, 000 STRONG HERE TONIGHT AS WE PRESENT RECKLESS WIRING!! All the scores will be settled, all the chips will be thrown in, all the blood will be shed and everything will be settled, one way or another, here tonight in the Georgia Dome!

( The camera pans up above the ring to where a Glass Wallz and a House of Horrors can be seen )


HBG: Whelp, shit is really gonna do down tonight, Dark Demon and Starr-Stan compete in the match ''too violent for EAW'' in the House of Horrors for the Answers World Championship and of course, Drastik vs. Mr. DEDEDE in a match six years in the making, the final chapter of the feud, the final match of Drastik, and it's inside a Glass Wallz!


Stew-O: Well, you know the card, you know the score, let's get this show UNDER WAY!


Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall ...AND IT IS A 3 ON 1 TORNANDO HANDICAP MATCH!!!!


…. ( ''Crash'' by Decyfer Down begins to play throughout the building as Zack Crash steps out onto the stage, roaring at the top of his lungs )


Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring, from Charleston, West Varginia, weighing in at 225lbs ….HE IS ''THE ULTIMATE THRILL SEEKER'' …..ZACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK CRASSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


HBG: This whole thing started with Dark Demon trying to recruit Crash into Demons Council, who THANKFULLY said no to that emo but no----- HOLY COW BATMAN!!! LUCIAN BLACK, EDDIE MACK AND TARAH NOVA ATTACK ZACK AS HE IS COMING DOWN THAT RAMP!! DEMONS COUNCIL HAS A 3 ON 1 ASSAULT ON ZACK CRASH AS HE IS KNOCKED DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THAT RAMP, GODDAMN EMOS!! LUCIAN LIFTS CRASH UP AND WHIPS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! THE HEAD OF CRASH SMASHES INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST, CRASH IS DOWN AND HE'S ALREADY BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN, THIS MATCH HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET ….


Stew-O: Lucian rolls Crash into the ring, climbing in himself and remember, there are NO tags in this match, so basically anything goes as Crash is struggling to get to his feet as the referee calls for the bell!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


HBG: Crash is up but Lucian charges and FLOORS CRASH WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!! Crash is right back down as Lucian is stomping all over Crash, Lucian is smirking as he lifts Crash up onto his shoulder and CHARGES --- DROPPING CRASH FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! CRASH HASN'T EVEN BEEN GIVEN A FAIR CHANCE IN THIS MATCH YET!! Mack and Nova are smirking outside the ring, allowing Lucian the monster to do the work for them but Lucian steps off a bit as he now CHARGES AT CRASH WITH A CORNER CLOTHSLINE!!! BUT CRASH ALSO CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER, NAILING A CHARGING LUCIAN BLACK WITH A SHINNING WIZARD!!!! LUCIAN GOES DOWN, CRASH PROPS BACK TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES THROUGH THE ROPES ---- SUICIDE DIVE INTO MACK AND TARAH NOVA!!! ZACK CRASH LIVING OFF SOME ADRENALINE AS HE TAKES DOWN ALL THREE MEMBERS OF DEMONS COUNCIL!!! Crash is down, he's still bleeding from his forehead but he grabs a hold of the barricade and lifts himself up to his feet, letting out a HUGE roar infront of the crowd in Georgia!


Stew-O: Crash grabs Eddie Mack lifting him up to his feet and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Macks head is RATTLED right there, as Crash looks to continue the onslaught while he can but from BEHIND!! Tarah Nova DROPKICKS Crash right in the spine, as he lets go of Mack and stumbles towards our table, Tarah on the other side CHARGES AND LEAPS ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND USES THEM AS A SPRINGBOARD AS SHE LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A TORANDO DDT!! THE HEAD OF ZACK CRASH IS DRIVEN INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! WHAT A MOVE BY TARAH NOVA, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ''QUEEN OF EXTREME'' ….Zack is once again down, Mack now scrambles around, looking underneath the ring and pulls out a TABLE, Mack slides that table into the ring, as Lucian sldies back out and grabs Crash up, lifting him up and AGAIN CHARGES --- THIS TIME CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM ON ZACK CRASH, RIGHT INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!! NO!!! CRASH SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDERS OF LUCIAN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, AS LUCIAN SPINS AROUND, BUT CRASH WITH A HUGE HAYMAKER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! BIGTIME LEFTS AND RIGHTS BY CRASH, FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL!!!


HBG: BUT AGAIN MACK AND NOVA FROM BEHIND!!! EVERYTIME CRASH GETS AN OPENING AND GAINS A COUPLE OF MOVES, HE KEEPS GETTING GANGED UP ON ....Mack and Lucian now grab Crash and CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX, SENDING CRASH INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! THAT SURELY HAS TO HURT!! NOVA NOW RUNS AGAIN AND HOPS ONTO THE BARRICADE, CONNECTING WITH A SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT OFF THE BARRICADE AND INTO CRASH'S MID-SECTION!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THEY ARE DESTROYING HIM! Lucian rolls Crash into the ring, Crash is bleeding and in big-pain, crawling and trying to get to his feet as three Demons Council members get into the ring, smirking and enjoying themselves as Lucian lifts Crash up, Mack sets that table open, they're gonna end Crash, right here, right now ….AS LUCIAN LIFTS CRASH UP INTO THE AIR -- SAMOAN DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!!! NO!!!! CRASH SPINS IN MID-AIR, CONNECTING WITH A MID-AIR DDT THAT PUTS LUCIANS HEAD THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! WOW!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY ZACK CRASH AS LUCIAN IS LAID OUT IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE OF A TABLE!!!


Stew-O: MACK AND TARAH LOOK ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED BY THAT!! CRASH IS DRAGGING HIMSELF OUT OF THAT WRECKAGE BUT MACK QUICKLY GOES TO WORK, STOMPING ALL OVER CRASH!! MACK QUICKLY LIFTS CRASH UP -- LOOKING FOR THE STATE OF THE ART!!! BUT CRASH SHOVES MACK AWAY, RIGHT INTO THE ROPES AS MACK COMES FLYING BACK BUT CRASH GRABS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! Mack is sent into the ring, as Crash is still struggling, Crash tries lifting himself up as Mack is also getting up but CRASH CHARGES AT HIM WITH ANOTHER SHINNING WIZARD!! BUT MACK GRABS CRASH IN MID-AIR AND REMARKABLY, COUNTERS IT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY EDDIE MACK!!! MACK NOW HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!


ONE!!!!! …...TWO!!!!! …..NO!!!! CRASH ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!


HBG: Mack shakes his head in anger, you can tell he's PISSED!! Mack now lifts Crash up again, again looking for the STATE OF THE ART!!! JUMPING REVERSE S----NO!!! CRASH PICKS UP A PIECE OF THE BROKEN WOOD FROM THE TABLE AND STABS MACK IN THE GUT WITH IT!!!! HE JUST STABBED EDDIE MACK IN THE MID-SECTION WITH A SHARD OF WOOD!!!! MACK FALLS TO THE MAT, BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS STOMACH, HOLY CRAP!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!! NOVA THOUGH, FROM BEHIND LOW BLOWS CRASH!!! CRASH BENDS OVER IN PAIN, AND NOVA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG INTO THE BROKEN TABLE!!! CRASH IS PLANTED INTO THE BROKEN SHARDS OF WOOD AS NOVA COVERS CRASH!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!! …..TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..AGAIN, NO!!!! CRASH AGAIN KICKS OUT!!!


Stew-O: Nova shakes her head, as she seems prepared to finish this as Crash is trying to dig himself to his feet, he's beaten, battered and bloodied by the Council! ….Crash lifts himself up AS NOVA LOOKS FOR THE DEADLY DREAMS!!!! SUPERK--- CRASH DUCKS AND NOVA SWINGS AGAIN, KICK TO THE MID-SECTION BY CRASH …..CRASH TEST!!!!! THE KILLSWITCH!!!! BUT NO!!! NOVA ESCAPES IT, AS CRASH STUMBLES FORWARD INTO A SPEAR BY LUCIAN BLACK!!!! NO!!!! CRASH SIDE-STEPS IT AS LUCIAN SPEARS TARAH NOVA!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK MAY HAVE BROKEN TARAH NOVA IN HALF, AS LUCIAN JUST SPEARED THE UTTER CRAP OUT OF HER!!! LUCIAN AND NOVA FALL OUT OF THE RING, AS MACK IS TRYING TO LIFT HIMSELF UP BUT CRASH QUICKLY NAILS THE REBEL YELL!!!! REBEL YELL ON EDDIE MACK!!!! CRASH HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...THREEE!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..ZACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK CRASSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!


HBG: HE DOES IT!!! CRASH DOES IT, AGAINST ALL ODDS, DESPITE BEING ASSAULTED PRIOR TO THE MATCH, BEING CONSTANTLY GANGED UP ON, BEING BLOODIED AND BATTERED, CRASH SURVIVES!!!


Stew-O: Crash is rolling out of the ring, the Council VERY NEARLY had him beat on several occasions, but Crash STABBING Mack in the mid-section with a shard of wood, Lucian spearing Nova allowed Crash to sneak home the win.


( A bloody Crash rolls out of the ring, clutching his head in pain as EMTs quickly check on Eddie Mack, as Lucian Black looks pissed on the other side of the ring while attending to Nova )


HBG: We all know who Crash is coming for next, the leader of Demons Council who will NOT be pleased that his Council couldn't get the job done tonight. 


( Camera pans backstage to where Carlos Rosso can be seen kick-boxing a punching bag with Poison carrying his Interwire and Tag Team Championship, commanding orders at him )


Poison: C'MON! KICK HARDER! PUNCH FASTER! C'MON, YOU THROW A PUNCH LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!


( Carlos continues hitting the punching bag with swifter, harder hits as Clyde steps into the room )


Poison: C'MON, DO IT BETTER YOU LITTLE GIRL! MAYBE I SHOULD FACE NORMAN, I'D HIT HIM HARDER!!!

Clyde: Whaddup brahs ...and brahuettes!


Carlos **Looking annoyed**: What the HELL do you want???


Clyde: Well you know how it is dawg ….Just wanna wish good luck from one brotha to another brotha from da hood, ya dig?


Carlos: …....


Carlos: What the HELL did you just say to me?? ''Dawg''?? Me and you are NOT ''brothas'', me and you are not from ''da same hood'', I have NOTHING to do with you, nothing to be ASSCOIATED with you. It's terrible enough that I'm competing with a seemingly unstoppable monster tonight, it's HORRIBLE that I'm competing in a Falls Count anywhere match, going against ALL my morals, ALL my beliefs, going against ALL fibers in my body and having to go '''extreme'' just to put this buck-toothed, hilly-billy, extreme emotional issue IDIOT down tonight. Do I seriously have to put up with a disgrace, an EMBARASSMENT like you tonight aswell???


Clyde: Well ...I. ..Uh ...Damn dawg, that was right in feels and all :(


( GI Styles, dressed in referee gear, steps into the scene )


GI Styles: Carlos man I've been looking everywhere for you! We need to talk strategy about how we're gonna have you win tonight. 


Carlos: We don't have a strategy, you might be my tag team partner, but you're gonna call this down the middle. 


GI Styles; What???


Carlos: I don't know how you defended the National Extreme Championship and personally, I don't care but I defend MY Interwire Championship with honor, with dignity, with pride. I DO NOT want you helping me, I do not want you trying to screw Norman over, you call it down the middle.


GI Styles; Fine, but don't blame me when you lose, I tried to help you …


( GI Styles shakes his head before walking through the door )


Clyde **looking at Poison**: So hey baby momma, how you doin'? (smirk)


( Poison socks Clyde in the jaw, knocking him to the floor )



( The Carlos Rosso/Norman Hellion feud plays on the screen, highlighting Norman interrupting Carlos's celebration speech, Norman throwing Carlos off the stage, Carlos knocking Norman off a bridge, Carlos challenging Norman to one last match and other promos leading up to the match )


Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall ...AND IT IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR THE E!!!! A!!!! W!!!!! INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!


( ''“Subconscious” by The Score plays through the whole building as GI Styles makes his way out to the ring dressed in complete referee outfit )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring he is the special guest referee for this match and he is one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions …..G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STYYYYLLLEEESSSSS!!!!!!!


 Stew-O: GI Styles was voted in by the EAW fans to referee this match and as you may have already seen, Carlos has told him to call this match right down the middle!

( ''I Am The Walrus'' by The Beatles plays through the arena as Norman Hellion makes his way down to the ring )


Ring Announcer: And now the challenger, from parts unknown, he is weighing in at 305 pounds ...HE IS ''THE BEHEMOTH'' ….NORRRRRRMMNAAAAANNNNN HEELLLLLLLLLLIOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!


HBG: This guy has multiple personalities, he's dangerous and very little ever seems to actually affect him and this is the guy Cyril Punnoose used to make an ''example'' out of Carlos Rosso!


( ''Keeps Me Burning'' by Masterplan plays throughout the building as Carlos Rosso makes his way down to the ring with Poison )


Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is weighing in at 211 pounds, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, he is THE CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING E!!! A!!! W!!!! INTERWIRE CHAMPION …...CARLOOSSSSSSSSS ROOOSSSSSSOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Stew-O: Carlos Rosso has been Interwire Champion since early December and Norman has been a constant thorn in his side since DAY ONE! Carlos has already said he's willing to go a deep place, a place that he HATES in order to put away Norman Hellion ...and that's extreme.


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


HBG: AND WE'RE OFF AS CARLOS CHARGES OUT OF HIS CORNER AT NORMAN!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS QUICKLY HERE BY CARLOS ROSSO!!! CARLOS QUICKLY UNLOADING ON NORMAN ALREADY!! NORMAN THOUGH SHHOVES CARLOS BACK WITH HIS MASSIVE ARMS AND KNOCKS CARLOS INTO THE CORNER ….Norman charges at Carlos in the corner but CARLOS WITH A ONE HIT KILL OUT OF THE CORNER!! THE OVERHAND RIGHT TO THE JAW OF NORMAN, SENDING HIM BACKWARDS AS CARLOS STEPS UP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE --- LEAPING INTO NORMAN WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!! BUT NORMAN GRABS CARLOS IN MID-AIR AND LIFTS CARLOS ABOVE HIS HEAD, LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF NORMAN HELLION -- AS HE THROWS CARLOS WITH ALL THE FORCE HE HAS IN HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE MAT WITH A MILITARY PRESS DROP!!


Stew-O: Carlos rolls out of the ring, holding himself in pain but Norman quickly slides out of the ring, grabbing Carlos and lifting him up to his feet as he grabs Carlos and LAUNCHES HIM HEAD OVER HEELS INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Carlos is down in a heap on the floor, as Norman is pacing back and forth not sure what to do, looking underneath the ring as he pulls out a barbed wire steel chair! Carlos is using the barricade to lift himself up as NORMAN SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WILDY AT CARLOS!!  BUT CARLOS GETS OUT OF HARMS WAY AND NORMAN QUICKLY SPINS AROUND --- ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CARLOS INTO THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR FLIES INTO THE FACE OF NORMAN WHO SLUMPS BY THE BARRICADE …..AND CARLOS PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND LAUNCHES IT AT NORMAN AS CARLOS HIMSELF FLIES WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR!!! CARLOS DROPKICKING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF NORMAN!!


HBG: Norman is busted WIDE OPEN now, he's still slumped by the barricade as Carlos charges and TAKES BOTH MEN OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!! ….Norman and Carlos are laying in the crowd, Carlos is lifting himself up as he walks through this giant sea of crowd, pulling out another steel chair as Norman is lifting himself up to his feet but CARLOS LOOKS TO SWING THAT CHAIR INTO NO----- NORMAN WITH A BIG BOOT!!! BIG BOOT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH DEFLECTS INTO CARLOS'S FACE!!! Carlos goes down,  as Norman lifts him right back up into the air and DROPS CARLOS RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A SIDE-WALK SLAM!!! CARLOS IS DRIVEN SPINE FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! NORMAN HELLION NOW WITH THE COVER!!!!


GI Styles: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! …....


Stew-O: NO!!! CARLOS KICKS OUT!!! Norman now lifting himself to his feet, blood coming down onto his white wifebeater, as Norman drags Carlos back to the barricade and dumps him over it, Norman back at ringside as he looks underneath the ring, pulling out a wooden table, as Norman bridges that table by the barricade and the ring apron, Norman lifts Carlos and pulls him in FOR A POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT BRIDGED TABLE!!! BUT CARLOS IS FIGHTING IT!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO HIS HEAD, HEADBUTTS EVEN BY CARLOS INTO NORMAN!!!! CARLOS IS THROWING ANYTHING HE CAN TO BLOCK THIS, BUT NORMAN STILL HITS THE POWERBOMB!!!!! NORMAN POWERBOMBS CARLOS THROUGH THE BRIDGED TABLE!! THIS GUY IS NEARLY 7 FEET TALL, CARLOS MIGHT HAVE BEEN 8  OR 9 FEET IN THE AIR AND JUST DROPPED WITH UTTER FORCE THROUGH THAT TABLE, AND CARLOS IS DESTROYED!!! HE'S BEEN UTTERLY DESTORYED AS EVEN GI STYLES LOOKS WORRIED ….


HBG: But Norman isn't even going for the pin, he's looking to end this once and for all, again dragging Carlos to his feet and towards our table here, oh god ...AS NORMAN LIFTS CARLOS UP AND WRAPS HIS GIGIANTIC HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF CARLOS AND LOOKS FOR THE CHOKESLAM THROUGH OUR TABLE!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! CARLOS SPITS SOME SORT OF GREEN MIST INTO THE EYES OF NORMAN!!! Norman stumbles backwards, he's been blinded as Carlos desperately grabs the camera from the camera man and CHARGES --- SMASHING THAT CAMERA RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF NORMAN HELLION!!!! NORMAN GOES DOWN, CARLOS IS ALSO DOWN, BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND NORMAN MIGHT POSSIBLY BE KNOCKED OUT FROM THAT CAMERA SHOT!!! CARLOS DRAPES AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF NORMAN!!!!


GI Styles: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….........


Stew-O: NORMAN ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!! HOW?!?! HOW ON EARTH DID HE ….HE GOT HIT WITH A CAMERA BETWEEN THE EYES FOR GOD'S SAKE!! Poison runs over, helping Carlos to his feet as he slumps by our table, Carlos does NOT know what he has to do to put this monster down as Carlos grabs that barbed wire chair, and whispers something into the ear of Poison, who nods and runs, checkin underneath the ring ….And Poison comes back with LIGHTER FLUID!! Carlos is pouring that LIGHTER FLUID ONTO THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!! POISON GETS OUT A LIGHTER, AS SHE LIGHTS IT ON THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE CHAIR!!!! CARLOS HAS JUST MADE A FLAMING BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! IS THIS HOW FAR CARLOS IS WILLING TO GO TO PUT DOWN NORMAN??? NORMAN IS LIFTIN HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, AS CARLOS SWINGS THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO NORMAN'S FACE!!!!!


HBG: BUT NORMAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND FLOORS CARLOS FROM BEHIND WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!!!! CARLOS DROPS THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE CHAIR ON THE GROUND, AS NORMAN QUICKLY GRABS HIM ---- CHOKESLAM!!!!!! NORMAN NAILS THE CHOKESLAM ONTO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! CARLOS ROSSO IS DRIVEN INTO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR, RIGHT ONTO HIS SPINE!!!!!! CARLOS IS IN IMMENSE PAIN, IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF PAIN AS NORMAN WASTES LITTLE TO NO TIME, DROPPING DOWN AND COVERING CARLOS!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..............THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING INTERWIRE CHAMPION …..NORRRRRMMAAAANNNN HEEEEELLLIIIIIOOOON!!!!


Stew-O: NORMAN DOES IT!! NORMAN HELLION BECOMES THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! DEAR LORD WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH WITH A BRUTAL FINISH TO IT!!! 


HBG: Jesus Christ, a chokeslam onto a flaming barbed wire steel chair! That is as about as brutal as you're gonna get! Somebody really needs to check on Carlos Rosso!

( Norman drags himself to his feet, as he is handed the Interwire Championship )


Stew-O: Who the hell is ever going to stop this guy as Interwire Champion??


( Camera pans backstage to Starr-Stans locker room where he can be seen lifting weights as Eve walks in )


Eve: Uh, Starr ….


Starr: C'MON!! PUT MORE ON!!!


( Striker Jensen can be seen struggling to carry more weights )


Striker Jensen: You didn't say this is how I'd be helping you win tonight …


Starr: I said ''Follow me bitchboy, you're gonna help me''


Eve: Starr ….


Striker Jensen: That's not the point! I could be watching Real Housewives of New Jersey instead of doing this crap!


Starr: You don't have the money to own a television, judging by your clothes and *stiffs* B.O problem …


Eve: Um ...Starr!


Striker Jensen: I don't need the money, my mom owns the television! 


Starr: Of course she does …


Eve: STARR!!!!!


Starr: What ….oh hey Eve, when did you come in??


Eve: I ….ugh nevermind, anyway, tonight you are heading into a House of Horrors with Dark Demon, what's your game plan?

Starr: I'm going to kill him.


Eve: I mea--


Starr: No, that’s my game plan, I am going to do whatever I need to do, whatever the little devil on my shoulder tells me to do in order to kill him, I'm going out all guns blazing. 


Eve: Seems risky though.


Starr: Hey, I beat the sumabitch before, I can do it again and when I'm done, we can celebrate with my big cock, if you want …. ( Starr points to his big rooster on the table ) ...That rooster has been giving me good luck since P4P, I never leave home without it!


( Highlights of the Jaywalker vs Alex Andeson feud plays on the screen, coupled with the AA/EE feud, Jay screwing AA out of a world title match, AA's ''toast'' to the fallen legends, Jay debuting the HOF title and AA challenging Jay to a match )


Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and if Alex Anderson wins, he will be guaranteed a spot in this summers Hall of Fame along with winning the Hall of Fame Championship! ..If Jaywalker wins, Alex Anderson is BANNED from all title shots until the draft show AFTER Pain for Pride 7!


( Several holograms begin to form on the stage, of Alex Anderson carrying the New Breed Championship )


Narrator: Throughout the last year ...There has been one man who has conquered all despite being held back by a system 


( A new hologram plays with Alex Anderson putting Dark Demon through a glass table and pinning Hurricane Hawk )


Narrator: A man who has upset the odds, every single time ….


( Another hologram forms with Alex Anderson conquering over Extreme Enigma )


Narrator: An unstoppable force ….this man is known as Alex Anderson.


( ''Fabulous'' by Foreigners plays through the stadium as Alex Anderson walks out with Stephie Love  )


Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Lahore, Pakistan, the challenger ….ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ANNDERRRRSSSOOOOOOON!!!!!!!


Stew-O: Shut up or put up time for him, he has truly gambled BIG TIME tonight, win get a Hall of Fame spot and be immortalized or lose, and NO title shots until after Pain for Pride 7!


( ''Shining Down'' by Lupe Fiasco plays as Jaywalker walks out, in a golden robe and carrying the Hall of Fame Championship )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, he is the CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING E!!!! A!!!! W!!!! HALL OF FAME CHAMPION ….JAYWAALLKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRR!!!!


HBG: Jay has said if he lost tonight it would be the worst night in EAW history, worse than Scott closing EAW, worse than Ronn screwing over Mak, HRDO retiring, Alex Anderson in the Hall of Fame would be the single worst thing to happen to EAW …



( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


HBG: Jay and Alex both trash-talking in the middle of the ring, Alex especially running is mouth here but Jay SWINGS A RIGHT HAND AT ALEX!!! But Alex ducks it and Jay swings again at Alex but Alex ONCE AGAIN ducks underneath it and Alex backs off, smirking to himself here as Jay is clearly agitated ….Alex comes out of the corner with a running clothesline at Jay but Jay side-steps it as Alex hits the ropes! Alex comes flying back as Jay looks for the hip-toss but Alex lands on his feet and throws a punch into Jay, Jay stumbles backwards as Alex grabs him and Irish-whips him off the ropes and Jay comes back as Alex looks for a clothes--NO!! JAY DUCKS UNDERNEATH ALEX AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR FROM BEHIND WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! BUT ALEX ADJUSTS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, ROLL-UP BY ALEX ANDERSON ON JAYWALKER!!!


ONE!!!! ….


Stew-O: KICKOUT BY JAYWALKER!! Jay rolls onto his feet and Alex already pounces on him, sending chops into the chest of Jay, Alex looks for the whip into the ropes but Jay reverses, sending a kick into the mid-section of Alex and pulls Alex in for a DDT!! BUT ALEX SLIPS OUT OF IT AND NAILS A LARIAT ON JAY!! ALEX ANDERSON ALMOST TAKING JAYS HEAD OFF!! Jay rolls out of the ring clutching his neck in pain as Alex wastes no time in going after Jay, lifting him up at ringside and HURLS JAY INTO THE STEEL STEPS NECK FIRST!! Alex Anderson spotting a weakness in Jay's neck and he's focusing on it as Alex STOMPS ALL OVER JAYS NECK!! VICIOUS, STIFF STOMPS HERE BY ALEX ANDERSON INTO THE NECK OF JAYWALKER!! Alex certainly impressing here as he lifts Jay up into a standing position and LOOKS FOR THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BUT JAY IS FIGHTING IT!!! JAY FIGHTS IT!!! JAY SENDS SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF ALEX AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP OF HIS OWN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BAH GAWD!!


HBG: ALEX IS DOWN!!! Jay is still clutching his neck as he grabs Alex and quickly pulls him in for a SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! BUT ALEX SENDS A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JAY AND PULLS JAY IN -- DDT!!! ALEX CONNECTS WITH THE DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! THE NECK OF JAY AGAIN SUSTAINING DAMAGE HERE!! This is some showing by Alex who rolls Jay into the ring as he COVERS JAY!!! HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!


ONE!!!!! ….TWO!!!!! …..JAY ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!


Stew-O: So close right there! Alex looks pissed as he lifts Jay up and PULLS JAY IN -- ECLIPSE!!! THE BRAINBUSTER!!! BUT NO!!! JAY WITH THE UPPERCUT INTO ALEX AND JAY WITH ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! ALEX STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS JAY GRABS HIM AND NAILS A SWIFT FISHERMANS SUPLEX!!!! JAY USING ANY BIT OF ADRENALINE HE CAN AS HE DRIVES ALEX INTO THE MAT!! ….Jay rolls onto his knees as clutches his neck in great pain, Jay now looks across at Alex and quickly goes to work, STOMPING ALL OVER ALEX!!! JAY IS JAYWALKING ALL OVER ALEX WITH THOSE VICIOUS STOMPS!!! STOMP AFTER STOMP!! JAY STOMPING ALL OVER THE LIMBS OF ALEX!! BRUTAL STOMPS BY JAY, BUT THEY ARE SURE EFFECTIVE AS JAY LIFTS ALEX UP -- LOOKING FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! IT CONNECTS!!! ALEX IS SENT STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, JAY WITH A SECOND WIND....


HBG: Alex rolls back to his feet BUT JAY WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE!!! SUICIDE DIVE BY JAYWALKER INTO ALEX!!! ALEX IS SENT DIRECTLY INTO THE BARRICADE!!! WHAT A SERIES OF MOVES BY JAYWALKER!! Jay rolls Alex back into the ring as Alex is attempting to lift himself up but JAY WITH THE TRANCENSION!!! LARIAT FROM BEHIND!! IT CONNECTS!!! JAY GOT IT AND JAY HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF ALEX!!!!


ONE!!!! …..TWO!!!!! …...NO!!!!! STEPHIE LOVE BREAKS IT UP!!!!!


Stew-O: STEPHIE SAVED ALEXS SKIN THERE!!! Jay is getting to his feet as STEPHIE SWINGS AT JAY!! BUT JAY GRABS HER ARM!!! STEPHIES CAUGHT!!! Alex is getting to his feet slowly as Jay shoves Stephie into the corner, Jay grabs Alex and HOOKS HIM FOR THE FISHERMANS SUPLEX!!! BUT ALEX LANDS ON HIS FEET, ALEX WITH THE WAIST LOCK ON JAY!! BUT JAY ELBOWS ALEX IN THE FACE AND HE STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER!! ALEX THROWS STEPHIE OUT OF THE RING, YELLING ABUSE AT HER!! JAY THOUGH CHARGES FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! ALEX STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND JAY HITS OFF THE ROPES -- LARIAT!!! NO!!! KICK TO THE MID-SECTION AND ALEX PULLS HIM IN!!!! SUPERKICK!!!! SUPERKICK TO JAYWALKER!!!! ALEX WITH THE PIN!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...........TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........NOOO!!!! STEPHIE BREAKS IT UP!!! WHAT!?!?!?!?!


HBG: STEPHIE BROKE IT UP!!!! ALEX LOOKS SHOCKED!!!! I THINK SHE HAS FINALLY TAKEN ENOUGH OF HIS SHIT!!!! SHE'S TAKEN MONTHS OF ABUSE FROM ALEX AND SHE HAS TAKEN ALL SHE CAN ….ALEX IS UP ONTO HIS FEET YELLING AT HER, SHE MIGHT HAVE COST HIM A HOF SPOT!!! BUT STEPHIE SLAPS ALEX RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!! SHE SLAPPED HIM!!!!! STEPHIE NOW LEAVES THE RING AND JAY IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AND GETS THE ROLL-UP ON ALEX!!!!


ONE!!!!!!! …........TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …........NO!!!!! ALEX KICKS OUT!!!!!


Stew-O: BOTH MEN GET TO THEIR FEET AND ALEX WITH THE SUPERKICK AGAIN!!!! DUCKED BY JAY!!! JAY NOW WITH THE TRANSCENSION!!!!!!!! NO DUCKED BY ALEX!!!! ALEX KICKS JAY IN THE MID-SECTION, PULLING JAY IN AND CONNECTS WITH THE ECLIPSE!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!! ALEX GOT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE HAS HIS SPOT IN THE HALL OF FAME GURANTEED!!! WAIT, LOOK, LOOK!!! LOOK WHO'S COMIN DOWN TO THE RING!! 


HBG: KAWAJAI, MAK AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! EAW HALL OF FAMERS, HALL OF FAMERS THAT ALEX ANDERSON HAS DISRESPECTED OVER THE LAST MONTH!!!! ALEX IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SMASHES THE GUITAR OVER THE HEAD OF ALEX!!! MAK FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE ROYAL EXPRESS!!!!!! ALEX IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!! KAWAJAI CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS OFF WITH A PHEONIX SPLASH!!!!!! CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH INTO ALEX!!!!!! 


HBG: JAY CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG OF ALEX!!!!!


ONE!!!!!!! …..TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …............THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION …..JAYWAAAAALKKKKKERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stew-O: HE DID IT!!! JAY HOLDS ON TO THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! BAH GAWD WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF A MATCH, THE EAW HALL OF FAME PROTECTING JAY!!


HBG: Stephie Love FINALLY turned on Alex, Mak, Kawajai, Lethal Consequences, ALL helped Jaywalker in retaining the title and preventing Alex from entering this years Hall of Fame!


Stew-O: This also now means that until AFTER Pain for Pride 7, Alex Anderson is BANNED from ALL title shots in EAW!


( Jaywalker celebrates with the EAW legends in the ring as Alex is seen fuming in the background )


( Camera pans backstage to Dark Demon sitting in a poorly lit room with somebody else who can't be seen )


???: You know what you have to do tonight ….You know exactly what you have to do, Demon. You can't afford any mistakes tonight, you MUST get the job done. I've been helping since the night of Road to Redemption, I was the one who came to see you in that hospital bed, you were almost on deaths door but I helped pull you through, I helped you see who you really need to be. I've been there when you were the World Heavyweight Champion and DOMINATED everybody in sight of you, you had this relentless killing steak to you and I've watched you fall and your decline in EAW ...I helped you see the light after Starr-Stan almost put you out of your misery.

???: Tonight is your redemption. You've became exactly who you should have been and who I wanted you to be. I told you everything you needed to do, I held the camera for you while you showed the world the damage that you could do to any body, Liam, Lucius, Lonewolf, I poured the lighter fluid on Cyril and watched you set him on fire in the background. I have given you the power to do everything that you can do. You went into a match like this before and you lost to Methuselah, he beat you ONLY because he was willing to go one step further than you were. Tonight cannot be a repeat of that, tonight YOU must be willing to go one step further than Starr-Stan to beat him, to KILL him. 


???: I'm expecting you to win tonight Demon, I'm expecting you to come back Answers World Champion....


???: Because if you don't, don't bother coming back.


( Camera pans back to ringside )


( The New Breed Championship graphic appears on the screen )


Ring Announcer: The following contest is A TWENTY MINUTE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE E!!!! A!!!! W!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW BREEEEEEEEEEED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This match will begin with two competitors and every five minutes a new competitor will enter the match, whoever is the Interim champion at the end of the time limit will be the New Breed champion!

( ''The Only'' by Static X plays through the stadium as Ryan Savage walks out to the ring )


Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring, he is the EAW YOUNG LIONS CUP HOLDER …..RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN SAVAGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HBG: My favorite to win tonight, he's in my fav five! 


Stew-O: You have a fav five?


HBG: Yes, it consists of Ryan Savage, John Alloy (L), Me, Myself and I.


( ''Sevendust'' by Broken Down plays through the building as Nemesis walks out )


Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Valley Stream, New York …..NEMMMMMMMMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stew-O: Well this man got in due to injures to Matt Miles, he came second in the polls and gets a lucky chance tonight to win his first title in EAW!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Stew-O: Nemesis and Ryan circle each other and lock-up, Ryan with the headlock and Nemesis whips Savage into the ropes, Savage comes flying back as Nemsis hits with the clothesli---NO!!!! SAVAGE RUNS UNDERNEATH IT AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING DROPKICK INTO NEMESIS!!! Nemesis props up to his feet but Savage with the roundhouse kick into the head of Nemesis, Nemesis stumbles backwards as Savage looks for another roundhouse kick but Nemesis evades it and NEMESIS FLOORS SAVAGE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Savage goes down but quickly gets back to his feet but Nemesis kicks him in the mid-section and whips Savage into the corner, Nemesis charges at Savage but SAVAGE CHARGES BACK OUT OF THE CORNER AND FLOORS NEMESIS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL!! Nemesis goes down and rolls out of the ring ...Nemesis regrouping here as he tries pulling himself up but SAVAGE CHARGES THROUGH THE ROPES!!!  RUNNING SUMMERSAULT THROUGH THE ROPES AND STRAIGHT INTO NEMESIS!!! NO!!!! NEMESIS EVADES IT AND SAVAGE GOES FLYING DIRECTLY INTO THE BARRICADE SKULL FIRST!!! 


HBG: Nemesis now looking to take control as he lifts Savage up to his feet and HURLS SAVAGE INTO THE BARRICADE AGAIN!! Savage goes down as Nemesis rolls him back into the ring, Savage is trying to lift himself up but NEMESIS FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!!! SAVAGE IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT!!! Savage is down as Nemesis props back up, Nemesis smirks as he stomps all over Savage! Nemesis is trying to wear Savage down which is smart given this is a 20 minute contest, Nemesis lifts Savage up and looks for a JUMPING DDT!!! BUT SAVAGE THROWS NEMESIS UP INTO THE AIR AS NEMESIS COMES BACK DOWN SAVAGE NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE ROUDHOUSE KICK!!! Nemesis goes down as Savage quickly covers!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!! …...........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...............NOOOOO!!!!!!! NEMESIS KICKS OUT!!!!


Stew-O: Savage lifts Nemesis up as Savage whips him into the corner and charges WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!! CONNECTS!! Nemesis staggers out of the corner as Savage hits the ropes for a BULLDOG OF HIS OWN!!! BUT NEMESIS COUNTERS IT INTO A BACK SUPLEX!!!! SAVAGE IS DROPPED INTO THE MAT!! Nemesis lifts himself up, Nemesis grabs Savage by the legs and looks to CATAPULT HIM INTO THE CORNER!!! BUT SAVAGE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND SPRINGS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY INTO THE NEMESIS!!! BUT NEMESIS ROLLS THROUGH BACK ONTO HIS FEET FROM THE MAT AND HAS SAVAGE IN HIS ARMS --- LIFTING HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! SAVAGE IS DRVEN INTO THE MAT AS NEMESIS COVERS HIM!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …......SAVAGE KICKS OUT!!!!


[[ 5......4.....3......2......1....BUZZ ]]


[[ Aren Mstilav runs out ]]


HBG: Here comes the man voted in to this match as Nemesis is approaching his feet as Aren climbs up the turnbuckle -- AND LEAPS ONTO NEMESIS'S SHOULDERS CONNECTING WITH A HURRICARANA!!! Nemesis is sent flying across the ring as Savage is getting up and Aren with a dropkick into Savage, knocking him into the turnbuckle, Aren now charges at Savage  but SAVAGE GRABS HIM AND PULLS AREN IN!!! DDT INTO THE CORNER!!!!! THE HEAD OF AREN IS SENT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! SAVAGE NOW WITH THE WAIST LOCK AND CONNECTS WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! AREN IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AS NEMESIS IS ON TOP OF THE OPPOSING TURNBUCKLE --- DIVING ELBOW DROP INTO THE HEART OF AREN!!! NEMESIS COVERS AREN!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........TWOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...THREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ring Announcer; Nemesis is now the interim New Breed Champion!


Stew-O: Nemesis is getting to his feet but SAVAGE DRILLS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!! NEMESIS IS GROGGY ON HIS FEET AS SAVAGE PULLS HIM IN -- NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!!! IT CONNECTS ON NEMESIS!!!! Nemesis quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding any more punishment, but Aren is propping to his feet as Savage charges at him but AREN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZURGI INTO THE BACK OF SAVAGES HEAD!!! SAVAGE STUMBLES FORWARD AS AREN CHARGES AND PLANTS SAVAGE INTO THE MAT WITH A JUMPING STO!!! SAVAGE IS DRILLED INTO THE RING AS AREN SPRINGS TO HIS FEET  --- STANDING MOONSAULT INTO SAVAGE!!!! AREN WITH THE COVER!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!! …...TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …......NO!!!!! SAVAGE WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!!


HBG: SO CLOSE!!! SO CLOSE FOR AREN!! Aren quickly climbs up the turnbuckle, looking for a BIGTIME MOVE HERE BUT NEMESIS SHOVES HIM OFF AS AREN CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!!! OUCH!!!! THAT IS GOING TO HURT!!! Nemesis climbs up the turnbuckle as Savage is getting to his feet as NEMESIS IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG HERE --- BUT SAVAGE QUICKLY CHARGES AND LEAPS UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH NEMESIS!! BOTH MEN EXCHANGE FISTS WITH EACH OTHER!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS BY BOTH MEN BUT SAVAGE PULLS NEMESIS IN AND LIFTS HIM UP --- FALCON ARROW!!!!!! OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! BAH GAWD NEMESIS IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!!!!! NEMESIS IS LAID FLAT OUT IN THE RING AS SAVAGE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................


Stew-O: BUT AREN DRAGS SAVAGE OUT OF THE RING AND PINS NEMESIS!!!!! AREN WITH THE PIN!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


Ring Announcer: Aren Mstislav is now the interim New Breed Champion!


HBG: WHAT??? NO!!! THAT WAS MY BOY SAVAGES PIN, YOU BASTARD!!!


[[ 5.....4.....3.......2......1.....BUZZ ]]


[[ Xavier Williams runs down to the ring )


Stew-O: Williams only has FIVE MINUTES to get back his title! Williams slides in, sending fists into Aren, lefts and rights, Williams sends Aren into the ropes but AREN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO WILLIAMS!!! BUT WILLIAMS GRABS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND NAILS A RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!! WILLIAMS KIPS TO HIS FEET AND LEAPS TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS A CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH INTO AREN!!! HE GOT IT!!!! COVER BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …....................THREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ring Announcer: Xavier Williams is now the Interim New Breed Champion!


HBG: BUT SAVAGE RUSHES FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE BACK OF WILLIAMS!!! SAVAGE QUICKLY GRABS HIM --- TIGER SUPLEX!!!! HE GOT IT ON WILLIAMS!! WILLIAMS LANDED ON HIS NECK!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! Savage gets to his feet but Nemesis pulls Savage in FOR A JUMPING CUTTER!!!! BUT SAVAGE SHOVES NEMESIS INTO THE ROPES, NEMESIS COMES BACK BUT SAVAGE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! BUT NEMESIS GRABS HIM!!!! CLOWNIN' AROUND!!!! TORANDO IMPLARAR DDT!!!! NO!!! SAVAGE SHOVES NEMESIS AWAY AND BLASTS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! COVER BY SAVAGE!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!! ….......TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …........THREEEE!!!!


Ring Announcer: Ryan Savage is now the interim New Breed Champion


Stew-O: Savage is now the champion for the time being but WILLIAMS RUSHES IN AND GRABS SAVAGE FROM BEHIND --- GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! WILLIAMS NAILS IT!!! Williams shoots back to his feet but Aren SWINGS WILLIAMS AROUND, NAILING A MAFIA KICK!!!!! MAFIA KICK TO THE SKULL OF WILLIAMS, KNOCKING WILLIAMS INTO THE ROPES, AREN NOW CHARGES AT HIM BUT WILLIAMS WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!! WILLIAMS TAKING A PAGE OUT OF DARK DEMONS PLAYBOOK AS WILLIAMS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES --- SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!!! ONLY ONE MINUTE LEFT!!!! AREN GOES DOWN AS WILLIAMS QUICKLY LOOKS FOR THE COVER!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ….......TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …............SAVAGE BREAKS IT UP!!!!!


HBG: YES!! YES!!! YES!!! SAVAGE BREAKS IT UP AS WILLIAMS QUICKLY GETS TO HIS FEET, SAVAGE SHOOTS A KICK INTO WILLIAMS BUT WILLIAMS BLOCKS IT, MOMENT OF SILENCE!!!!! THE SUPERKICK!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! BUT SAVAGE FALLS OUT OF THE RING, TEN SECONDS REMAINING, WILLIAMS QUICKLY CHARGES AT AREN, MOMENT OF SILENCE AGAIN!!!! COVER!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2] …...TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [1] ….....[BUZZZZ] THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the time limit has expired ….here is your winner....AND THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWW E!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!! W!!!!!!!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW BREEEEEEEEED CHAMPION ...RYAAAAAAN SAVAGGGEEEEE!!!!!


HBG: HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!!! OH MY GOD, YES YES YES!!! THIS IS WHATT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE HBG'S SEAL OF APPROVAL!!


Stew-O: What a match! what a rush that was! Williams was only a SECOND away from retaining his title, I don't think he can believe whats happened.


( Ryan Savage is handed the New Breed Championship as he celebrates on the floor )


( EAW presents the Grand Rampage: ''You vs Them'' )


( ''fire it up'' by Thousand Foot Krutch plays through the building as Nick Angel, Hades and Venom come to the ring )

Stew-O: What the hell??


**Hades shoves the ring announcer down as he snatches the microphone**


Hades: DEDEDE ….DRASTIK ...WE'VE HAD ABOUT AS MUCH AS WE'RE GONNA TAKE FROM YOU TWO! You wanna cost us last week, and you think we'll take that lying down??? YOU WANT TO EMBARRASS US AND GET AWAY WITH IT??? FUCK YOUR MATCH, FUCK YOUR LITTLE ''GLASS WALLZ DRASTIKS FINAL MATCH'' JERK-OFF, WE'RE FINISHING BOTH OF YOUR CAREERS TONIGHT!! WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A THREE ON TWO HANDICAP GLASS WALLZ MATCH!!


**Security comes out as Hades smirks while Venom drinks a beer**


Hades: Can we help you??


Security: DEDEDE told us to get you out of here …


Hades; Tell DEDEDE to do it himself …


Security: He said and I quote …'''Get those faggots out of my ring before I fire them all''


**Security handcuffs all of them, dragging them out of the ring**


Venom *clearly drunk*: NO! THESE ARE MAH PEOPLE! NO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! THEY PAID TO SEE ME!


**Security drags the House of Renegades out of the building**


( The Glass Wallz lowers down slowly )


( ''Till I Collapse'' by Eminem plays through the building as Mr. DEDEDE walks through the curtain )


Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, he is the CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD ….MR DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE!!!


( ''SAIL'' by AWOLNATION plays through the building as Drastik walks out )


Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Oakland, California ….DRASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Stew-O: As soon as Drastik enters the Glass Wallz, DEDEDE is quickly on the attack! Sending rights and lefts into Drastik who shoves DEDEDE away, DEDEDE comes rushing back at Drastik but Drastik with an elbow to the face! DEDEDE stumbles as Drastik sending chops into his chest of DEDEDE, and Drastik whips DEDEDE into the corner and charges at him but DEDEDE with a FLAPJACK INTO THE CORNER!!! BUT DRASTIK LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE TURNBUCKLE, SENDING A BACK KICK INTO THE FACE OF DEDEDE WHO STUMBLES FORWARD AND DRASTIK GRABS A TRASH CAN LID FROM THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ -- AND LEAPS OFF SMASHING THAT TRASH CAN LID INTO THE TOP OF DEDEDE'S HEAD!!! DEDEDE goes straight down, Drastik is on his knees and sends fists into the face of DEDEDE, Drastik gets to his feet and lifts DEDEDE up onto his feet as he grabs DEDEDE AND TRIES TO RAM HIS FACE INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!!!! BUT DEDEDE BLOCKS IT AND SENDS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF DRASTIK!! Drastik stumbles backwards as DEDEDE rushes at him and NAILS A RUNNING DDT ON DRASTIK!! BUT DRASTIK COUNTERS IT INTO A BACKBODY DROP SENDING DEDEDE OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND DEDEDE IS LAYING BETWEEN THE WALLZ/ROPES …


HBG: DEDEDE lifts himself up BUT DRASTIK CHARGES AND SENDS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DEDEDE!! DEDEDE bends over in pain as Drastik looks to SUPLEX DEDEDE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING!! BUT DEDEDE BLOCKS IT, SENDING AN UPPERCUT INTO THE FACE OF DRASTIK, WHO STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS DEDEDE STORMS IN THROUGH THE ROPES AND TACKLES DRASTIK WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!!!! DEDEDE POUNDING INTO DRASTIKS FACE!!! FURIOUS LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE FACE OF DRASTIK!!! DEDEDE RELENTLESS HERE  AS DRASTIK REACHES OUT AND GETS A HOLD OF THE TRASH CAN LID, SWINGING IT INTO THE FACE OF DEDEDE!!! DEDEDE falls off Drastik, clutching his face as Drastik gets back to his feet and grabs DEDEDE, pulling him in for a DDT ONTO THE TRASH CAN LID!!! BUT DEDEDE SHOVES DRASTIK INTO THE ROPES, DRASTIK COMES BACK BUT DEDEDE WITH A HIP TOSS!!! DEDEDE WITH THE HIP TOSS THAT SENDS DRASTIK INTO THE TRASH CAN SPINE FIRST!!! THAT IS GONNA HURT!!! 


Stew-O: DEDEDE climbs up the wallz now, DEDEDE PULLS DOWN A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!! DEDEDE jumps off the barbed wire bat, Drastik is getting to his feet AS DEDEDE SWINGS THE BAT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DRASTIK!!! DRASTIK DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS DEDEDE SWINGS THE BAT INTO THE SPINE OF DRASTIK!!! DRASTIK GOES DOWN BUT DEDEDE PLACES THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE THROAT OF DRASTIK!! DEDEDE WITH A CAMEL CLUTCH LIKE MOVE WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!! DEDEDE PRESSES THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE THROAT OF DRASTIK!!! THE BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO HIS THROAT!!! DRASTIK IS LOSING HIS AIR SUPPLY!!! BUT DRASTIK LIFTS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, WITH DEDEDE HANGING ON HIS BACK AS HE STILL HAS THE CAMEL CLUTCH WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT APPLIED!!! DRASTIK STUMBLES FORWARD AS HE LAUNCHES DEDEDE FORWARD!!!! DEDEDE CRASHES RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ!!!! DEDEDE CRASHED THROUGH A SECTION OF THE GLASS WALLZ!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DEDEDE IS DOWN AT RINGSIDE!!! DEDEDE IS LAYING IN BROKEN GLASS!!! 

HBG: DRASTIK ISN'T DONE!! HE GRABS THE BARBED WIRE BAT AND CHARGES OVER THE ROPES AND NAILS A RUNNING ELBOW DROP INTO DEDEDE WITH THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!! OH MY GOD!!! COVER BY DRASTIK!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!! …..............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….........NO!!!!!! DEDEDE KICKS OUT!!!!


Stew-O: Unbelievable! Drastik lifts DEDEDE out of the broken glass, DEDEDE has broken shards of glass in his spine as DRASTIK PULLS DEDEDE IN --- DDT!!! DDT INTO THE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS!!! DEDEDE DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!!! BAH GAWD!!! Drastik throws DEDEDE back into the Wallz, Drastik climbs up the walls, pulling down a PIZZA SLICER!! DEDEDE tries getting to his feet as DRASTK SLICES DEDEDE ACROSS THE ARM WITH THAT PIZZA SLICER!!! OH MY GOD!!! BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF THE ARM OF DEDEDE!!! THIS IS GRUESOME!!! DRASTIK LOOKS TO SLASH DEDEDE ACROSS THE CHEST NOW BUT DEDEDE USES HIS OTHER ARM TO SWIFTLY GRAB THAT TRASH CAN LID AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE FACE OF DRASTIK!!!! DRASTIK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS DEDEDE, BLOOD COMING DOWN HIS FACE AND ARM, GRABS THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES DRASTIK WITH THE PIZZA SLICER IN THE BACK!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!! BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT THE SPINE OF DRASTIK!!! DEDEDE NOW GRABS DRASTIK, PULLING HIM IN AND RAMMING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!!! THE HEAD OF DRASTIK GOES THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ!!! HIS HEAD WENT THROUGH THE GLASS AND SHATTERED A HOLE IN IT AS DEDEDE SPINS DRASTIK AROUND --- DEDEDE DDT!!!!


HBG: DRASTIK IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT, AS DEDEDE HOOKS A LEG!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!! ….............TWO!!!!!!!!!!! …...........NO!!!!!!!! DRASTIK ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!


HBG: This is brutal, the amount of blood coming out of them both is horrible, its like a SAW movie in there! DEDEDE staggers over to the corner, dropping to one, Drastik is slowly limping to his feet as DEDEDE CHARGES FOR THE SPEAR!!!!! BUT DRASTIK SWIFTLY PICKS UP THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES ACROSS THE TOP OF DEDEDE'S HEAD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! DEDEDE GOES DOWN, BLOOD IS GUSHING PROFUSELY OUT OF THE TOP OF HIS SKULL!!! THIS ISN'T GOOD!!! DEDEDE IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!! DRASTIK COVERS!!!


ONE!!!!! …..TWOO!!!! …..KICK OUT!!!!!


Stew-O: HE KICKED OUT!!!! DRASTIK IS SHOCKED!!!!! DRASTIK IS CLIMBING UP THE GLASS WALLZ, HE'S GOING HIGH RISK --- STIGMATA FROM THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ!!!! BUT DEDEDE, THROUGH PAIN OR NOT, KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AND CLIMBS UP THE WALLZ, SENDING FISTS INTO DRASTIK!!!!! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING FISTS ONTOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ!!!!! AND DEDEDE GRABS A KEYBOARD, SMASHING IT INTO THE HEAD OF DRASTIK!!!! DRASTIK FALLS OFF THE GLASS WALLZ, LANDING ON THE MAT AS DEDEDE STANDS UP ON THE GLASS WALLZ!!! SHOOOOOTTTTTTTING STARRRRRRRRR PRESSSS OFF THE GLASS WALLZ INTO DRASTIK!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! DEDEDE WITH THE COVER!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! …............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….......THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….MRRRRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HBG: What a fucking brutal match that was! There is blood EVERYWHERE! That was insane! 


Stew-O: That was indeed ''insane'', DEDEDE and Drastik brought there A-games but its DEDEDE who JUST survives the Glass Wallz!


( DEDEDE crawls out of the Glass Wallz as EMTs check on Drastik )


HBG: Whelp, one career already ended and another is about to aswell, as Heart Break Boy and Cameron Ella Ava face off!


( Split-Screen of Heart Break Boys/Cameron Ella Avas careers play on the screen )


Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and THE LOSER WILL BE FIRED FROM EAW!


( ''Rumors'' by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava walks out )


Ring Announcer: First, making her way to the ring from California, representing the American Dream ….CAMMMERRROOOOOOON ELLLAAAAAAA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!


( ''Blood on the Leaves'' by Kanye West plays as Heart Break Boy walks out )


Ring Announcer: And her opponent, making his way to the ring, representing American Dream …...THE HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Stew-O: HBB and Cameron shake hands, as they lock up and Cameron gets the side headlock on HBB, but HBB shoves Cameron into the ropes, Cameron comes running back but HBB with the shoulder block! Cameron gets back up but HBB with knife-edged chops! HBB with the Irish-whip into the ropes and looks for the clothesline but Cameron ducks underneath and hits off the ropes --- RUNNING CROSSBODY INTO HBB!!! That takes HBB down, HBB though kips back up but Cameron with a ENZURGI!!! HBB stumbles into the ropes, Cameron charges but HBB WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON CAMERON!! Cameron down as HBB picks her up by the hair, HBB pulls her in FOR A SUPLEX!!! BUT CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET, DROPKICK INTO THE SPINE OF HBB!!


HBG: HBB stumbles into the corner, Cameron charges but HBB GRABS HER -- SCOOP SLAM OUT OF THE CORNER!!! HBB now climbing up the turnbuckle, HBB LOOKING FOR THE HEART BREAK ELBOW!!!! RIGHT INTO CAMERON!!! BUT CAMERON LIFTS HER KNEES UP!!! HER KNEES CONNECT INTO THE RIBS OF HBB!!!! Cameron up onto her feet --- STANDING MOONSAULT INTO HBB!!! RIGHT INTO HIS RIBS!!!! Cameron lifts HBB up, sending him into the corner and charges with a running KNEE INTO THE CORNER!!!!! BUT HBB FIRES A FOREARM INTO HER FACE!!! CAMERON GOES DOWN!! 


HBG: Cameron is getting up but HBB WITH THE GOLDPRINT!!!! SUPERKICK!!!! BUT HBB IS STOPPING HIMSELF, HISIATING ….HE DOESN'T WANT HER FIRED BUT CAMERON WITH AN INSIDE CRADDLE!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….CAMMMMERRRROOOOON ELLLAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAA!!!!!!!


HBG: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? WHY DIDN'T HE HIT IT???


Stew-O: That was probably the most self-less thing I've ever seen in my life, HBB scarified his own career for Cameron!


( HBB and Cameron share a hug in the ring together as Cameron apologizes to HBB )


( HBB leaves the ring, as he gets a standing ovation from the crowd )


( HBB and Cameron walk past the curtain together as EAW extremists applaud HBB one last time )


( Jaywalker walks up to a dejected HBB )


Jay: HBB bro ….I can't believe this …..


Jay: I can't believe you'd be THIS stupid! You'd be THIS idiotic! You really sacrificed your career for HER?? SHE TRIED TAKING US DOWN IN PROJECT E.G.O AND YOU'RE LETTING YOUR CAREER GO FOR HER??? 


HBB: Jay, c'mon man, she's my friend.


Jay: friend?? You've really become this soft haven't you? You used to be ruthless but now you're just a pansy! I can't believe you, you don't deserve to be in the GOAT circle.


Jay: I ….I can't even....look at you right now.


( Jay brushes past HBB and Cameron )


( Dark Demon/Starr-Stan feud plays on the screen )


( ''Man Who Sold The World'' by Nirvana plays through the stadium as Dark Demon walks out )


Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, the challenger ….DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEEEEEEEMOOOOOOON!!!!!!!


( ''Born In The USA'' by Bruce Springsteen plays as Starr-Stan walks out )


Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT REIGNING AND DEFENDING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION …...STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-----------------STAAAAN!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Stew-O: The cell has been lowered on Dark Demon and Starr-Stan and THEY BEGIN TRADING FISTS AT EACH OTHER!!! LIGHTENING FAST, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING-ESQUE PUNCHES AT EACH OTHER!! NEITHER MAN LETTING UP, NEITHER MAN BACKING DOWN AS THEY PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAVE, EVERYTHING THEY CAN MUSTER, INTO THESE OPENING SHOTS!! Starr knocks Demon into the corner, Starr blasts Demon with everything he has, fists, forearms, whatever he can throw as he whips Demon into the opposite corner ….But Demon pulls Starr in and LOOKS FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!! BUT STARR-STAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND GRABS DEMON INTO A WAIST LOCK -- GERMAN SUPLEX BY STARR-STAN!!! STARR WITH A BIGTIME MOVE SO EARLY INTO THIS MATCH AS DEMON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING ….


HBG: Starr wastes no time in rolling out of the ring and grabbing Dark Demon by the back of the head and RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!! Demon slumps down and falls to the floor as Starr can do absolutely anything he wants to Dark Demon inside this House of Horrors, Starr pounds on Demon with a series of hard stomps and Starr grabs a hold of Demon, lifting him right back up and WHIPS DEMON INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!!!  DEMON AGAIN DRIVEN INTO THE CELL WALL WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! STARR NOW CHARGING BUT DEMON WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!! STARR-STAN IS BACKBODY DROPPED INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!!!! HE GOT DROPPED SPINE FIRST INTO THE WALL AND DROPPED ON HIS NECK ON THE FLOOR, HIS ONCE INJURED NECK ...Demon stumbles forward, quickly looking underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair, Demon has that chair in hand as he dumps Starr into the ring and Starr is trying to get up but DEMON RATTLES THAT CHAIR SHOT ACROSS THE HEAD OF STARR!!! STARR GOES DOWN AGAIN, AS DEMON BEGINS SWINGING THAT CHAIR ALL ACROSS THE BODY OF STARR-STAN!!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! EACH SHOT HARDER THAN THE LAST!!!


Stew-O: 10, 15 CHAIR SHOTS RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF STARR!! STARR ALREADY BEING DECIMATED RIGHT HERE BY DARK DEMON!!! Demon drops the steel chair and opens it, standing it on its legs as he lifts Starr up, pulling him in for a DEMON DDT ONTO THE OPENED STEEL CHAIR!!! JUMPING DDT!!!! NO!!! AS DEMON JUMPS IN THE AIR STARR SWINGS HIM BACKWARDS IN MID-AIR, HITTING A SUPLEX LIKE MOVE THAT SENDS DEMON RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! Demon goes right down, as Starr drops to his knees, Starr already showing marks from those chair shots but he's lifting himself up, he NEEDS to keep on the move here as Demon lifts himself up to his feet and Demon CHARGES TOWARDS STARR -- BUT STARR GRABS DEMON AND CONNECTS WITH THE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX THAT SENDS DEMON FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!! DEMON IS SENT TO THE FLOOR, LANDING AWKWARDLY THERE ...Great thinking by Starr who is withering in pain here himself, Demon is already trying to lift himself up but Starr runs off the ropes and RUNS UP ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR -- USING IT AS A SPRINGBOARD AS STARR FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO DARK DEMON, SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!!! 


HBG: WHAT A MOVE BY STARR!! HE RISKED HIMSELF IN ORDER TO TAKE DOWN DEMON!! Starr crawls off Demons body, once again finding whatever will he can to lift himself to his feet and searches underneath the ring and pulls out a BARBED WIRE 2X4!!! Starr has that 2X4 in his hand as GRINDS IT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF DARK DEMON!! STARR GRINDING THAT 2X4 INTO THE FOREHEAD OF DEMON, ALL ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD!! BLOOD BEGINS TO COME DOWN DEMONS HEAD, DEMON IS THE FIRST ONE TO TASTE BLOOD TONIGHT BUT STARR ISN'T STOPPING, HE KEEPS GRINDING THAT 2X4 ALL ACROSS DEMONS FACE!!! Starr finally stops as he keeps the barbed wire 2x4 in hand as Starr throws it into the ring and Starr lifts Demon up and WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Those steps come off within impact and Starr smirks, grabbing the top part of those steps and throwing them into the ring, Starr also throwing the 2X4 into the ring as he grabs Demon, rolling him back into the ring and Demon is crawling to his feet but Starr grabs him and LIFTS HIM RIGHT UP INTO THE AIR --- SPINEBUSTER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BUT DEMON COUNTERS IT WITH A TORANDO DDT!!! THE HEAD OF STARR IS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! AND LOOK AT THIS, DEMON KEEPS HOLD OF STARR ON THE STEPS AND LOCKS IN THE BLACK OUT MISERY!!! GULLOTINE CHOKEHOLD!! DEMON LOCKS IN THE BLACK OUT MISERY AS HE APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE TO THE NECK OF STARR-STAN!!! 


Stew-O: STARR IS CAUGHT!!! HE'S STRUGGLING HERE!!! DEMON HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT ON STARR!! STARR IS FLINGING HIS ARMS ALL OVER THE PLACE, DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS!!! STARR IS CAUGHT AND THIS IS PUTTING EVEN MORE PRESSURE ON HIS NECK!! STARR REACHES OUT HIS HAND AND MANAGES TO GET A HOLD OF THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 AND STARR SMASHES THAT 2X4 INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! DEMON REFUSES TO LET GO THOUGH AND STARR IS PASSING OUT!!! STARR-STAN IS SLOWLY PASSING OUT!! STARR IS SLOWLY FADIN---NO!! STARR IS GETTING TO HIS FEET WITH DEMON STILL LOCKING IN THE BLACK OUT MISERY!!! AND STARR HAS DEMON INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AS HE FALLS FORWARD AND POWERBOMBS DEMON RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND DEMON IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Demon is down and out, as Starr is regrouping, Demon is still down as Starr slowly begins to slide out of the ring and Starr is going towards the corner, pulling down one of the bags as he rolls back into the ring and begins to pour out NAILS!!! NAILS ARE POURING OUT OF THE BAG!!! OH MY GOD, IS THIS HOW FAR THEY ARE WILLING TO GO …


HBG: Starr is still groggy from the Black out Misery but he reaches his head through the middle rope, as Demon is slumped by the apron as Starr tries to pull him I----BAM!!! DEMON NAILED STARR RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! DEMON MUST HAVE PULLED OUT THAT WHEN STARR WAS IN THE RING BUT STARR-STAN IS COMPLETELY OUT NOW!!! Demon smirks, throwing the sledgehammer into the ring as he looks underneath the ring and pulls out a 15ft ladder, a wooden table and a steel chain as he throws all of them into the ring, Demon smirks here as he picks up the sledgehammer as Starr is still down and Demon is looking directly at STARR'S HEAD AS HE LIFTS THE SLEDGEHAMMER ABOVE HIS HEAD, OH GOD HE'S GONNA SMASH STARRS BRAINS TO MUSH!! BUT NO!!! STARR KICKS DEMON RIGHT IN THE GROIN!!! DEMON DROPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND SLUMPS BY THE TURNBUCKLE IN PAIN, AS STARR GRABS HOLD OF THE STEEL CHAIN, WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS FIST, STARR IS PULLING HIMSELF UP, STARR IS WEARING A CRIMSON MASK AS HE SMASHES DEMON IN THE FACE WITH AN UPPERCUT WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! MORE STEEL CHAIN ASSISTED UPPERCUTS BY STARR!!! BUT DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW INTO STARR!!! STARR STUMBLES BACK OUT OF THE CORNER AS DEMON IGNORING ALL PAIN CHARGES AT STARR BUT STARR GRABBING HIM AND NAILS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AS DEMON CRASHES THROUGH THE OPENED CHAIR!!! STARR PUT DEMON THROUGH THE SEAT IN THE CHAIR BACK FIRST!!!


Stew-O: STARR THOUGH ISN'T DONE, HATE IS FLOWING THROUGH THIS MANS BLOOD, AS HE GRABS THE LADDER AND PLACES DEMONS BODY INTO IT, DEMONS BODY IS LAYING ON ONE HALF OF AN OPENED LADDER AS STARR GRABS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER AND SWINGS IT RIGHT DOWN ON DEMONS BACK!!! REMEMBER, STARR ALMOST BROKE DEMONS BACK LAST WEEK, AND HE'S WORKING ALL OVER THAT NOW AS HE LIFTS THAT SIDE UP AGAIN AND AGAIN CLOSES IT DOWN ON DEMONS SPINE!! DEMON IS CAUGHT INSIDE THE LADDER AND STARR GRABS BOTH LEGS OF DEMON AND LOCKS IN A SHARPSHOOTER!!!! STARR-STAN HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED AND THAT PUTS 

MORE PRESSURE, MORE PAIN ON THE SPINE OF DEMON WHO IS STILL TRAPPED INSIDE THAT LADDER!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE AS DEMON HAS NO WAY OF GETTING OUT OF IT, HE CANNOT ESCAPE THIS!!! STARR IS REARING BACK AS FAR AS HE CAN GO, AS THE METAL RUNGS ON THAT LADDER PRESS INTO THE INJURED SPINE OF DEMON!!!! DEMON IS REACHING OUT FOR SOMETHING BUT THERE IS NOTHING FOR HIM TO REACH TOO!!! THIS IS INHUMANE, THIS IS HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT BEING UNFLICTED ON DARK DEMON!!! STARR IS LITERALLY TRYING TO BREAK HIS BACK IN HALF!!!! DEMON IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT, REFUSING TO SUBMIT TO HIS ARCH ENEMY FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! STARR DOES NOT SEEM TO CARE THOUGH, AS HE CONTIUES APPLYING THE PRESSURE AS THAT LADDER IS GONNA SNAP DEMON IN TWO!!!!


HBG: Starr EVENTUALLY lets go though, as Demon is completely laid out, Starr is looking towards that pile of nails in the ring as Starr has some REAL evil plans here, as Starr grabs Demon out of the ladder and pulls him up -- OLYMPIC SLAM INTO THE PILE OF NAILS!!!!!!!! BUT DEMON USING WHATEVER REMAINING STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT IN HIM TO HIT STARR WITH ELBOWS TO THE HEAD, BRUTAL, VICIOUS, STIFF ELBOWS TO THE HEAD AS DEMON IS DROPPED TO HIS FEET --- CONNECTING WITH A SNAP RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE NAILS!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE SENT INTO THE NAILS!!!! DEMON USED WHATEVER LITTLE STRENGTH HE HAD IN HIM TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO PUT STARR INTO THE NAILS!!! BOTH MEN HAVE NAILS STUCK IN THEM, THEY ARE BLEEDING OUT OF THEIR SHOULDERS, OUT OF THEIR BACKS!!! HUMANS SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS TO EACH OTHER!!! Both men are down, Demon is crawling out of those nails as is Starr, who is crawling to the turnbuckle to lift himself up to his feet and you can SEE the nails stuck in his shoulder as Starr RIPS them out of his shoulder, causing more blood to pour out of his shoulder, this is horrible ...Demon is getting up, groggy as hell and in a bad way as Starr is staggering out of the corner but Demon grabs the sledgehammer AND DRIVES IT INTO THE RIBS OF STARR-STAN!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT AS DEMON DRAPES AN ARM OVER STARRS CHEST!!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …............TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …...........STARR KICKS OUT!!!!! STARR KICKED OUT!!!!!!!


Stew-O: Starr has an AMAZING threshold for pain but he rolls from Demon, clutching his mid-section and Starr is coughing up BLOOD, this cannot be good ….Demon is lifting himself to his feet, staggering over to Starr as he lifts Starr u---BUT STARR STILL HAS THE STEEL CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST AS HE SMASHES THAT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! DEMON STAGGERS BACKWARDS, CLUTCHING HIS FACE AS STARR IS SLOWLY DRAGGING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND STARR WITH THAT CHAIN WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF DARK DEMON!!!! REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!!! STARR FALLS BACKWARDS ONTO THE MAT, HIS LEGS NOT ABLE TO STAND BUT HE DRAGS DEMON DRAG WITH HIM, STILL CHOKING HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!! STARR IS PULLING ON THE CHAIN, PUSHING IT FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF DEMON WHO'S ENTIRE AIR SUPPLY IS BEING CUT OFF HERE!!!! STARR IS TIGHTENING THE PRESSURE, HE'S GONNA CHOKE DEMON TO DEATH!!!! DEMON IS STRUGGLING TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS!! STARR IS YELLING, PULLING BACK AS MUCH AS HE CAN AS DEMONS FACE IS STARTING TO GO BLUE …..


HBG: AND DEMON REACHES OUT A HAND ANDDDDDDDDD …...HE GRABS A HANDFUL OF NAILS AND THROWS THEM BACKWARDS, INTO STARRS FACE!!!! DEMON THREW THE NAILS BACK INTO STARRS FACE!!!! STARR RELEASES THE CHOKE HOLD, CLUTCHING HIS FACE AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD!!! NAILS TO THE FACE, WHAT TYPE OF SICK HUMAN BEING DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO EVEN COMPTEMPLATE THAT IDEA?? ...Demon is dragging himself to his feet, regaining his breathe desperately, this isn't a battle of endurance, stamina or anything like that, this is a battle to the death but Starr is using the apron to keep himself up but DEMON CHARGES AND NAILS A TOPE CON DEMON INTO STARR!!!!! THE RUNNING SOMMERSAULT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO THE BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!!! BAH GAWD, HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY WON'T STAY DOWN, HATRED IS DRIVING BOTH OF THEM TO KEEP FIGHTING!!!!! Demon crawls out of that mess, Demon looks underneath the ring and pulls out ...OH CRAP!!!! THAT'S LIGHTER FLUID!!!! DEMON HAS LIGHTER FLUID IN HIS HAND!!! Demon slides back into the ring and sets up that table that he brought in earlier and POURS THE LIGHTER FLUID ONTO THE TABLE, DEMON REACHES INTO HIS POCKET AND PULLS OUT A LIGHTER ----- AND THROWS THE LIGHTER ONTO THE TABLE, WHICH ERUPTS INTO FLAMES, OH GOD!!!


Stew-O: Starr is dragging himself into the ring as Dark Demon lifts him up ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, OH NO!!!!! PYSCHO DRIVER INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! STARR DROPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF DEMON AND BLASTS DEMON WITH UPPERCUTS!!! SEVERAL UPPERCUTS BY STARR-STAN INTO DARK DEMON!!! DEMON STAGGERS BUT COMES BACK WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!!!!! ROLLING BIG BOOT!!!! BUT STARR-STAN DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS IT -- OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!!! STARR GOT THE OLYMPIC SLAM AS HE DRIVES DEMON THROUGH THE LADDER!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! STARR WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM AS DEMON BACK FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!!! STARR IS LAYING ON DEMON, SURELY, SURELY THIS IS IT!!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …................NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!! WHAT!!?!?! WHAT!!?!?!


HBG: HOW??? HOW!?!?! HE GOT OLYMPIC SLAMMED INTO THE LADDER!!! Starr crawls off Demon, pulling himself up to his feet as he staggers towards the 2X4, Starr is looking MIGHTY pissed off right now ...AND STARR SWINGS WILDLY AT DEMONS BODY WITH THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4!!! STARR IS UNLEASHING ON DEMON WITH THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!!!! 10, 15, 20 SHOTS WITH THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4!!!! STARR SWINGING AT DEMONS LEGS, ARMS, TORSO, BACK, ANY OPEN AREA!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, THIS IS PUNISHMENT BEYOND MEASURE!!!! THIS IS UNGODLY!!!! DEMON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD, HIS BACK, HIS LEGS, HIS SHOULDERS!!!! ...Demon rolls out onto the apron as Starr looks like he wants to finish Demon off, as he grabs that Lighter fluid,, and ….pours it onto the barbed wire cell wall?!?! What the hell is Starr thinking here as he grabs the lighter and THROWS IT ONTO THE CELL WALL -- CAUSING A SECTION OF THE BARBED WIRE CELL TO LIGHT UP ON FIRE!!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY SWEET FUCKING GOD!!!!! STARR GETS ONTO THE APRON WITH DEMON AND I THINK HE IS GONNA GERMAN SUPLEX DEMON OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE FLAMING CELL WALL!!!!


Stew-O: BUT DEMON SHOOTS BACK WITH ELBOWS!!!! ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF STARR, DEMON IS FIGHTING DESPERATELY FOR HIS LIFE HERE AS HE CONTIUES ELBOWING STARR IN THE FACE!!!! DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF STARR ON THE APRON!!! STARR STAGGERS AS DEMON PULLS STARR IN!!! I THINK HE IS LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON!!!! BUT STARR IS FIGHTING IT!!! STARR IS FIGHTING IT!!! AND STARR LIFTS DEMON INTO THE AIR WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!!!!!! DEMON IS SENT THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE CELL WALL!!!!! A LARGE SECTION OF THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE CELL IS RIPPED THROUGH AS DEMON GOES THROUGH IT!!!!! DEMON HAS BURNING BARBED WIRE STUCK ONTO HIS BODY!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S STUCK WITH FLAMING BARBED WIRE!!!!! STARR LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP INTO DEMON, PUSHING HIM FURTHER INTO THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE!!!!! STARR WITH THE COVER, SURELY, SURELY THIS IS IT!!!! PLEASE LET IT BE!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..............DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!!!! HE KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!!


HBG: HE WON'T STAY DOWN!!!!! STARR IS FINALLY REALIZING THAT HE WILL CERTAINLY HAVE TO KILL DARK DEMON NOW!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS IS!!! Starr RIPS Demon off the flaming barbed wire and throws him back into this House of Horrors, back into hell! Starr throws Demon into the ring, what the fuck does he have to do???  Starr opens up the ladder, setting it up and he's going high risk now, Starr is pulling out ALL the tricks he has as he climbs up the ladder, climbing up each rung until he gets to the top ….STARR IS ON TOP OF THAT LADDER, 15 FT HIGH IN THE AIR, HE LEAPS!!!!! STARRSAULT!!!!!!!!!! STARRSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE 15FT INTO DARK DEMON!!!!! BUT DEMON, EITHER THROUGH ADRENALINE, THROUGH HATE, THROUGH SURVIVAL, KIPS TO HIS FEET AND GRABS STARR ONTO HIS SHOULDERS --- GO!!!!!!! TO!!!!!!! SLEEEP!!!!!! COMA KILLAH!!!!!!!!!! DARK DEMON COUNTERS THE STARRSAULT INTO THE COMA KILLAH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! STARR IS DOWN AND PROMPLY OUT OF IT AS DEMON IS ALSO DOWN, THAT EVERYTHING OUT OF HIM!!!! THAT IS SUCH A RARE, RARE MOVE FOR HIM TO PULL OFF BUT DEMON DRAPES AN ARM OVER STARR-STAN!!!!!


OOOOOOONE!!!!!!!  .......TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …....THREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stew-O: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFEREE WAVES IT OFF, STARR HAD HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, OH MY GOD!!!! STARR-STAN IS STILL IN THIS ….THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL ONE OF THEM IS LITERALLY DEAD!!!! THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, SERIOUSLY STOPPED!!! Demon crawls over to the lighter fluid, what the hell are they gonna keep doing to each other?? Demon has the lighter fluid in hand and is coming back to Starr, what the f---OH NO!!!!!! DEMON IS POURING THE LIGHTER FLUID ONTO STARR!!!!! DEMON IS POURING THE REST OF THAT LIGHTER FLUID ONTO STARRS BODY!!!! OH GOD, OH GOD!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! DEMON RUBS STARRS HEAD, GETTING STARRS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS AS DEMON BEGINS TO WRITE ''DIE'' ON HIS OWN STOMACH WITH STARRS BLOOD, THIS GUY IS INSANE, THIS GUY IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!! DEMON PULLS OUT A SECOND LIGHTER AS STARR IS GETTING TO HIS KNEES, HE HAS LIGHTER FLUID ON HIM, NOOOOO!!!!!


Dark Demon: Last chance, quit now or I end this.


Starr-Stan **Lifting his two middle fingers up at Demon**: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!


HBG: AND STARR QUICKLY GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND DRIVES IT INTO THE RIBS OF DEMON!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF DEMON!!! STARR NOW JUMPING, RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE AS HE QUICKLY LANDS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON DEMON!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE NAILS!!!! DEMON GOT SUPLEXED ONTO THE NAILS!!! THAT IS BRUTAL, NAILS ARE STICKING INTO HIS SPINE AS DEMON IS ROLLING IN PAIN!!! STARR IS ON KNEES, TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO FINISH DEMON OFF, SOMETHING TO FINALLY PUT HIM AWAY AND STARR IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS THE LADDER, ADJUSTING IT TO THE FLAMING TABLE, OH GOD ….OH GOD, WHAT IS HE THINKING??? STARR GRABS DEMON AND DRAGS HIM UP THE LADDER, STARR-STAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER WITH DEMON, RIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!! OH GOD, THIS IS HOW STARR DEFEATED DEMON AT RTR, HE'S GONNA REPEAT IT AS HE HOOKS DEMON …..OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!!!! OLYMPIC SLAM OFF THE LADDER AS BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!! OLYMPIC SLAM FROM 15FT HIGH IN THE AIR!!!!!!! RIGHT THROUGH FLAMES, WOOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! 


Stew-O: BOTH MEN ARE COMPLETELY DOWN, MOTIONLESS, NEITHER MOVING A SINGLE LIMB AS STARR-STAN MIGHT HAVE SCARIFIED HIMSELF TO PUT AWAY DEMON!!! BOTH MEN MUST BE DEAD!! SURELY, SURELY THIS IS OVER!!! ALL STARR NEEDS TO DO IS DRAPE AN ARM OVER DE---LOOK!!!! OH C'MON!!! DEMONS COUNCIL IS RUNNING DOWN HERE, THEY ENTER THROUGH THAT HOLE IN THE CELL THAT DEMON RIPPED THROUGH AND THEY BEGIN STOMPING ON STARR-STAN!! MACK, WILLIAMS AND LUCIAN!!! THIS IS A 3 ON 1 ATTACK AS THEY ASSAULTING A BADLY BEATEN STARR-STAN!!! LOOK AT THIS THOUGH, ZACK CRASH IS RUNNING DOWN HERE, AND HE HAS A RAILROAD SPIKE IN HAND, THAT SPIKE COMMONLY USED BY DARK DEMON!! CRASH ENTERS THE HOUSE OF HORRORS, AND SPIKES MACK IN THE FACE WITH THE SPIKE!! WILLIAMS AND LUCIAN POUNCE ON CRASH!!! BUT CRASH WALLOPS BOTH MEN IN THE FACE WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!

 

HBG: Dark Demon is slowly getting to his feet as Crash CHARGES AT HIM AND STABS DEMON IN THE HEAD WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!! CRASH STABBED DEMON IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THE RAILROAD!!!!! DEMON IS DOWN!!! DEMON  IS DOWN, HE'S BLEEDING PROFUSELY!!!! DEMON IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS FOREHEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! CRASH DRAPES STARR ONTOP OF DEMON!!! ZACK CRASH IS LEAVING THE CELL, HE HAS SCREWED DEMON OUT OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …............TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........


Stew-O: THE REFEREE GOT DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING!!! WHAT THE??? WHO THE?! OH, YOU'RE KIDDING!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ...THAT'S ….THAT'S ...THAT'S CLEOPATRA!!!!! CLEOPATRA DRAGGED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AND CLEO SLIDES IN, STARR IS LIFTING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET ….AND CLEO GRABS THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!! CLEO CHARGES AND STABS STARR IN THE HEAD WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING ….CLEO DRAGS DEMON ONTOP OF STARR!!! NOT THIS WAY!!!


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! …........TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …..........THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


( Ding! Ding! Ding! )


Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW E!!!! A!!!! W!!!!!! ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION …...DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!


HBG: HE'S DONE IT!!! HE'S DONE!!!  DEAR LORD WHAT A MATCH!!! THAT WAS THE MOST BRUTAL MATCH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!


Stew-O: THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER, THAT WAS JAW-DROPPING!!!


( Dark Demon is dragged up the ramp by Lucian and Mack, as Cleo holds up the Answers World Championship in the air )


HBG: So it was Cleo who was talking to Demon earlier?!?  I'm ….I'm speechless!


Stew-O: I thinkk everybody is HBG …..


( EAW logo buzzes )


( Camera fades to black )