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( EAW Opening video airs )

( The dark silhouette of a man is seen walking through a doorway. He enters a dark, long, narrow hallway. On the walls are moving images showing former King of Extreme winners and World Champions such as Mak, Mr. DEDEDE, Dark Demon, Jaywalker and etc.. )

Narrator: Royalty has come in every color, every creed and has made its mark on every nation.

( The man stops at one screen showing the EAW 3 Year Anniversary show, where HRDO is seen holding his World Heavyweight Championship ) 

HRDO: Tonight I can bring the name "HRDO" to much newer heights than anything you've ever seen. Tonight I can prove the saying "nice guys finish last" and "in this world, cheaters do win", I can put those saying to a REST.  

( Feed disturbance )

Narrator: More heads have bowed before the crown than they have before their Gods. 

HRDO: Most Kings get their heads cut off. These last few months have been a dawning. My crown is already lifted over my head by the priest. And my sword ( HRDO pats his World Championship ) ... has already been pulled out of the stone. Tonight I finally get to use it, and set it down for good. 

( The silhouette turns away, and walks towards the edge of the hallway where a shining crown is seen on a pedestal with diamonds, rubies and other precious jewels on it. "Waiting Game" begins to play in the background )

Narrator: What is the price to pay for having all the things of this world? 

( The man grabs it with both hands, and a slicing sound is heard as the silhouette figure falls to the ground )

Narrator: And who will sacrifice the most to take what's yours? ..... 

( Another figure is seen placing the crown on its head )

( "Waiting Game" continues to play as King of Extreme symbol flashes on the screen, and the camera switches to the arena with pyro blasting from the stage )

Stew-O: WELCOME TO THE 6TH EVER KING OF EXTREME!!!!! 

HBG: Could you be any louder--

Stew-O: I'M STEW-O, SHE'S HEART BREAK GAL, WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BRING TO YOU THIS AMAZING SHOW.. WHO WILL BE CROWNED KING OF EXTREME???

HBG: What the speed junkie said.. also tonight we find out who the Undisputed Answers World Champion will be! Starrstan defends his AWC against Drastik, LIVE in front of all of you! Let's take it to the Showdown table! 

Mak: Ya goddamn right! We're here to see old-ass Robbie V take his SECOND King of Extreme crown and represent Showdown to the fullest! I'm EAW's _# 1 Legend Mak, and I'm here with my sidekick Flashback!

Flashback: Ladies and gentlemen, the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line tonight.. Tyler Parker defends his title against a Jacob Senn that we've never seen before! It's going to be quite a different feel here! Let's gonna the some action started right away! 

“Americaaaa, Americaaaa, God shed his grace on theeee”

Old Woman: HA HA HA HA HA! *cough*

(“All of the Lights” by Kanye West & Rihanna plays all throughout the arena as red, white, and blue pyro explodes around the stage before the Heart Break Boy and Cameron Ella Ava eccentrically make their way out to the stage dressed in matching American flag-patterned attire)

Announcer: The following contest is a two on one mixed handicap match and is scheduled for ONE fall!.... First, making their way to the ring.... They are the team of.... CAMERON ELLA AVA.... THE HEART BREAK BOY.... THEY ARE THE AMERICAN DRRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAMMMMM!!!.....

Flashback: Well The Dream is looking ready for this one Mak, HBB and Cameron have sure have a score to settle here. Blood to repay and maybe even a carted off body of Wraith tonight.

Mak: Maybe it'll happen, maybe it won't. I just want Mike to stop wearing chaps, he's older than they are...

???: NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The lights in the building shut off)

Mak: Not a-fucking-gain...

(The intro to “Nightmare” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play across the arena as a single red spotlight focus's on the center of the stage. The light slowly makes it's way to the left of the stage to a dimmed part of the arena showing a grave KOE Entrance site)

Flashback: Even in his supposed "death" I guess we can expect this type of intro.

(A series of lightning bolts hit the gravestone in rapid succession, causing a small fire atop of it. As that fire starts it looks as if the flames slowly creep along the front of the headstone itself to illuminate the words Kevin Devastation)

Mak: Yay he's dead, next match please!

???: Now Your Nightmare Comes To Life!!!

(All of a sudden the actual song to Nightmare starts as the soil in the grave site begins to shake and spread apart as a casket begins to raise from the dirt. An older style pine box fully arises from its earthy home)

(The Casket door begins to slowly open as Wraith steps out in all black attire. Dressed in black leather with a crimson red dragon design through it, with a large hooded leather jacket with spikes covering it. He walks down the ramp eying The Dream.)

Flashback: And here he is folks, a man...or maybe a monster that does not even take his own name for himself anymore. Whatever Kevin Devastation is, or maybe at this point was. It sure never felt anything like this before. Something darker than KD could have ever been is in that ring Mak, and for one I don't like it.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: This contest is officially underway as it looks like it'll be HBB who starts it for his team as both men circle the ring... Both men go in to lock up.. Wraith quickly breaks it and swings with a big lariat! HBB catches the arm of Wraith and wrenches it... Wraith using that power of his as he sends HBB off into the ropes! HBB comes back with a flying forearm smash! It connects, but it's not enough to send Wraith toppling down! HBB charges off into the ropes again! BIG BOOT CONNECTS FROM WRAITH STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF HBB! WRAITH DROPS DOWN AND COVERS HBB!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!

Mak: It's broken up quickly by Cameron Ella Ava who now looks to gain the upper-hand here as she lays into Wraith with shot after shot! Wraith using the power game to his advantage as he pushes her off! He swings with a big right hand right for Cameron! Nobody's home as she ducks the attack! Wraith quickly turns around! BIG RIGHT HAND FROM HBB! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! HBB NOW UNLOADING WITH MULTIPLE CLOSED-FIST SHOTS TO THE FACE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM'S OPPONENT! HBB sends Wraith into the ropes with a big Irish whip... Wraith manages to stop himself as HBB wastes no time charging at him with all he's got! Wraith has it scouted as he sends HBB up and over! HBB manages to catch himself on the apron as he immediately lays into Wraith with a forearm shot to the back of the skull! Wraith turns around to meet multiple shots from HBB! Cameron back in now... SHE CHARGES! BIG DROPKICK SENDS WRAITH OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE! The numbers game seems to definitely be getting the better of Wraith in this one as he struggles to get back up to his feet... Cameron his him locked in her sights... SLINGSHOT OVER INTO A CROSSBODY! IT'S CAUGHT BY WRAITH! LOOK OUT! HBB LEAPS OFF THE APRON WITH A BIG CROSSBODY AS WRAITH IS SENT TUMBLING DOWN! The American Dream definitely working like a cohesive unit tonight! HBB and Cameron now pulling Wraith up... DOUBLE-TEAM IRISH WHIP SENDS WRAITH CRASHING HARD INTO THE BARRICADE! Cameron backing up now... She comes barreling forward! HBB sends her up! BIG splash connects onto Wraith!

Flashback: The American Dream isn't finished with Wraith just yet! Both Cameron and HBB now sending stomp after stomp into the body of Wraith! Neither one letting up! It's finally put to a stop as HBB grabs a hold of Wraith... And sends him rolling back into the ring! HBB climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle as he could be looking to potentially end this right here and now! HEART BREAK ELBOW!! NO—HBB LANDS FACE-FIRST INTO THE BOOT OF WRAITH! Wraith definitely had that one scouted as Cameron gets back into the ring and stalks her opponent... SHE CHARGES! WRAITH SENDS HER UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE AS SHE CRASHES ONTO THE MAT! Wraith quickly goes to work on the Heart Break Boy as he pulls him in! HE'S GOT HIM UP! ANGELIC RAPTURE!!!! NO—HBB FIGHTING IT! HBB escapes as he lands on his feet behind Wraith! Wraith quickly turns around to meet a flurry of blows from HBB! Wraith quickly being backed up into the ropes! HBB may have his opponent right where he wants him! HBB sends Wraith into the ropes with a big Irish whip! No—Wraith turns it into an Irish whip of his own! HBB NAILS WRAITH WITH A BIG FLYING FOREARM SMASH! HBB NOT LETTING UP AS HE CHARGES BACK... A SECOND BIG FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS AS WRAITH DROPS DOWN! BOTH MEN NOW DOWN! HBB WITH A KIP UP! Wraith slowly making it back to his feet! HBB's got him! Inverted atomic drop connects! Another inverted atomic drop connects! HBB SCOOPS HIM UP! NO—WRAITH IS FIGHTING IT! He slides off the shoulder of HBB and charges off the ropes! HBB TURNS AROUND! DEADVINE!!! MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL CONNECTS!! WRAITH QUICKLY COVERS HBB AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!!!!!!......

Mak: KICK OUT FROM HBB! Cameron now lunges in with a big knee straight to the skull of Wraith! Cameron unloading on Wraith! Wraith fighting back with some hard shots to the mid-section of Cameron! Cameron and Wraith trading blows now! Wraith manages to overpower her as he sends Cameron into the ropes! CAMERON COMES BACK WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! SHE'S CAUGHT BY WRAITH! HE'S GOT HER CAUGHT AS HE—GOLDPRINT!!!! THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE AS WRAITH DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! HBB AND CAMERON COVER WRAITH AS IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!..........

Flashback: IT'S BROKEN UP BY... CASSANDRA LYNDIVIA?! What's she doing out here?! Cassandra Lyndivia breaks it up by dragging Cameron to the outside! Cameron and Cassandra now immediately erupting into a brawl while HBB seems to be wondering what the Hell is going on! HBB making it back to his feet as he tries to stop the fight going on on the outside while Wraith slowly rises back to his feet! WRAITH CHARGES IN WITH A MASSIVE BOOT HEADED HBB'S WAY! HBB MANAGES TO DROP OUT OF THE WAY AS THE BOOT MISSES! WRAITH TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SERIES OF SHOTS FROM HBB! HE'S GOT HIM UP!! SCOOP SLAM CONNECTS! THE SCOOP SLAM MANAGES TO CONNECT AS HBB MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! CASSANDRA AND CAMERON CONTINUE TO BRAWL WHILE HBB IS PERCHED! HEART BREAK ELBOW CONNECTS!!! HBB'S FEELING IT! HE'S UP AS HE GETS TO THE NEAREST CORNER AND BEGINS SETTING UP FOR THE END! WRAITH IS SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HBB IS EAGERLY WAITING FOR HIM! HOLD ON! VANESSA LYNDIVIA NOW! VANESSA LATCHES ONTO THE FOOT OF HBB FROM THE OUTSIDE! HBB QUICKLY KICKS HER AWAY AND TURNS AROUND TO A KICK FROM WRAITH! NO! HE'S GOT HIM! BABYLONIAN REVELATION!!!! IT CONNECTS AS HBB IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS AND WRAITH COVERS HIM! VANESSA NOW AIDS HER SISTER AS BOTH WOMEN DOUBLE-TEAM CAMERON!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!............. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“The Tragic Truth” by Five Finger Death Punch plays all throughout the arena as Wraith rolls to the outside and raises a hand in victory with a devious smile on his face)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!..... WRRRRRRRAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTHHHH!!!!

Flashback: Security now quickly rushes out here to break up the brawl going on between Cameron and the Lyndivias on the outside while Wraith looks on with pride at what just happened, but I'm not sure what just happened at all! If I had to guess, I would say this is Wraith's doing, but how in the World did he get the Lyndivias in on this?

Mak: I haven't a clue, Flash, but it's a bold strategy.

Flashback: Well... Nonetheless, it looks as though we've been left with some new questions as to what's going on with this new Wraith persona Kevin Devastation has taken on as he walks out of King of Extreme with a huge upset.

( Camera pans back to Drastiks locker room where he’s shown preparing for his match )

Drastik: I need to do this …for Boddah …for me …

( Suddenly a knock is heard as Jaywalker walks into the room )

Drastik: Jay?

Jay: Hey ..uh …Drastik, is it? Anyway, I just want to wish you good luck ahead of your match tonight, I want you to know I’m rooting for you. 

Drastik: I don’t want your luck ..

Jay: Look, I don’t know what happened to you man, this really isn’t you …the old Drastik, the REAL Drastik, RRS …He never would have sunk to this level, feeling sorry for yourself? Self-loathing? REALLY???
Drastik: Just leave me alone …

Jay: The old you would have never needed ‘Boddah’ in the first place …hell, he’d have already won the match before it even started but now? Heh, I’m not so sure. The old you used to be in control of everything, he used to be feared, respected …now?? You’re just a depressed laughing stock. 

Drastik: What do you even want, Jay??

Jay: I’m just saying, the old you, he’d have Starr beat tonight, he’d have him beat without breaking a sweat or having doubts but this you??? …Starr will eat you alive out there. Starr will CRUSH YOU out there, you had to use a roll-up to beat Alex Anderson, that’s not you man. I get it, you got shit going on in your life and you don’t feel good enough, we all go through that, even me but you know what I did?? I come back and went on the longest winning streak in history, I won the world title and became FEARED. 

Jay: All I’m saying is …it’s not too late for you to do the same thing, but you need that heart of a champion, that heart of a lion back. You need to be RRS, not Drastik. You need to be the RRS that made Mr. DEDEDE accept you as HIS successor, you need to be the RRS that DOMINATED this company. 

Drastik: Are you finished??

Jay: Yeah …I’m finished. **Jay turns and walks out of the room but stops at the door, turning his head slightly** …by the way, if you win tonight, I want the first shot at your title. 

( Jay walks out of the room )

( Recap of the Carlos Rosso-Norman Hellion feud plays, with Norman interrupting Carlos’s title celebration, showing Norman attacking Carlos, the two of them brawling on Dynasty before RTR, and finally Cyril Punnoose ordering the hit on Carlos with Norman dropping steps on Carlos’s chest/chokeslamming him off the stage )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL AND IT IS FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! ….IF Carlos Rosso doesn’t defend the title tonight, he will be STRIPPED off the championship, which will be handed to Norman Hellion!

( ‘’I Am The Walrus’’ by the Beatles plays as Norman Hellion walks out to the ring )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring, from Parts Unknown, he is weighing in at 288lbs, he is the CHALLENGER …..’’THE BEHEMOTH’’ …..NORRRRRMANNNNNNNN HELLIOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!

HBG: This guy is a MONSTER! He’s 6’10, 288 pounds, this guy put Carlos OFF the stage and had the entire show off the air, I don’t know how the hell Carlos can compete with this guy, IF he is even in the building!

Stew-O: Carlos Rosso sustained several injuries on that faithful Dynasty, bruises, cracked ribs, injured tailbone, a concussion, internal injuries, I’m not sure if he is in the building tonight but going after Norman …It’s suicidal to be honest. 

( ‘’Keeps Me Burning’’ by Masterplan hits throughout the building although nobody comes out …)

HBG: Uh oh ….I don’t think Carlos is here …

Stew-O: The referee is gonna count to ten, if Carlos isn’t out here by then …he forfeits the match…

Referee: 1!!! …2!!!! …3!!!! ….4!!!! …..5!!!!!! …..6!!!!!! ….7!!!!!.....8!!!!!!......9!!!!......10!!!!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen …I’ve been informed by head EAW doctor, Ronn Colton, that Carlos Rosso has been advised NOT to compete tonight and has NOT been cleared to do so, due to the referee counting to ten …here is YOUR winner and THE NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION BY FOREFIT ….N--------

( ‘’Keeps Me Burning’’ by Masterplan plays again as this time, Carlos Rosso limps down to the ring with the Interwire Championship over his shoulder with a jacket on him )

HBG: YOU’RE KIDDING ME??? HE’S NOT REALLY GONNA…. NORMAN’S GONNA KILL HIM!

Stew-O: If I could borrow a famous line; ‘’Business is about to pick up!’’ …Carlos IS here, and he looks like he’s really gonna compete tonight against Norman!

HBG: Maybe, he’s just gonna hand Norman the title and walk off?? That’d be the sensible thing to do, unless he wants to sign his own death warrant because trust me, Norman WILL kill him! 

**Carlos slowly climbs into the ring, handing the Interwire Championship to the referee, who’s trying to tell him to do this before Carlos yells ‘’Ring the fucking bell’’**

….( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew-O: And we’re off, Carlos hasn’t even taken off his jacket AS HE SENDS FURIOUS LOOKING FISTS INTO NORMAN!!! BUT NORMAN FIRES BACK, SENDING A HUGE HAYMAKER INTO CARLOS’S SKULL!! AND NORMAN NOW WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL OF CARLOS, WHO FALLS TO HIS KNEES BY THE TURNBUCKLE!!! …This isn’t good, Carlos may still have a concussion, lord knows he couldn’t recover in time with those injuries he has but Norman doesn’t seem to care, as he grabs Ca----CARLOS JUST STRUCK NORMAN DEAD IN THE FACE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE PULL THAT OUT OF??? NORMAN STUMBLES BACKWARDS, AS CARLOS HAS A LEAD PIPE IN HIS FREAKING HANDS, I DON’T KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT FROM …

( Replay shows Carlos unzipping his jacket in the corner and pulling out a lead pipe )

HBG: THAT’S why he didn’t take off the jacket, smart thinking by Carlos as he springs to his feet and SWINGS THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF NORMAN HELLION!! NORMAN DROPS TO HIS KNEES, CLUTCHING IN PAIN AS CARLOS PULLS OFF HIS JACKET, WRAPPING IT AROUND THE THROAT OF NORMAN AND CHOKING HIM WITH IT!! NORMAN IS BEING CHOKED OUT BY CARLOS!!! OH MY GOD!! CARLOS IS REARING BACK ON IT, I’VE NEVER SEEN CARLOS LIKE THIS BEFORE, I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS MAD, THIS ANGRY! NORMAN IS LOSING ALL OXYGEN, CARLOS MAY ACTUALLY KIL—BUT NORMAN IS LIFTING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, NORMAN IS UP ON HIS FEET, WITH CARLOS STILL CHOKING HIM OUT!!! NORMAN FLIPS CARLOS OVER HIS SHOULDER AS CARLOS IS SENT FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE, STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! 

Stew-O: THAT’S NOT GOOD …CARLOS TOOK AN AWKWARD BUMP RIGHT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, WE ALL KNOW THE INJURIES THAT THIS MAN SUSTAINED WEEKS AGO …Norman slides right out of the ring, its like the pipe shots DIDN’T even affect him, what type of human being is this guy?? Norman grabs Carlos up AND FLINGS CARLOS OVER OUR TABLE!!!! CARLOS IS DUMPED RIGHT OUT BENEATH US, NORMAN THREW HIM LIKE HE JUST A TOY!! NORMAN IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FREAKING KILLING MACHINE, NORMAN NOW APPROACHING US, LIFTING CARLOS UP BY HIS HEA---NO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! NORMAN GRABBED HBG’S LAPTOP AND SMASHED IT DIRECTLY OVER NORMANS HEAD!!!! IT JUST BROKE INTO PIECES!!! HOLY SHT!!! CARLOS BROKE THE LAPTOP INTO PIECES, OVER A HUMAN SKULL!! 

HBG: HEY!! How am I supposed to Skype Impact now??? (crs) :@

Stew-O: Norman stumbles back, THAT took something out of him, as Carlos limps towards him, Carlos is in IMMENSE pain, how he is even doing this I really don’t know as Carlos grabs the ring bell …AND CHARGES WITH EVERYTHING HE IN HIM!!!! CARLOS SMASHES THE RING BELL RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF NORMAN!!!! NORMAN IS SENT FLYING INTO THE CROWD!!! Carlos drops to his knees, he’s in an unworldly amount of pain, Norman SURELY has to be too now, right?? Carlos hops the barricade, as Norman is still down as Carlos grabs a steel chair AND LOOKS TO SPIKE THAT CHAIR INTO NORMANS THROAT!!!! BUT LOOK!!!! CARLOS IS SPUN AROUND, CYRIL PUNNOOSE JUST PUNCHED CARLOS RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! THE DYNASTY GENERAL MANAGER JUST SOCKED CARLOS IN THE FACE, CYRIL SNATCHES THAT CHAIR AND WALLOPS IT AROUND CARLOS’S HEAD!!! THAT NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH!!! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMN HIM!!! 

HBG: CARLOS IS DOWN!!!!! CARLOS IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS CYRIL JUST LAID HIM RIGHT OUT WITH THAT CHAIR, KING STILL HAS HIS OLD SKILLZ HUH?? NORMAN IS PULLING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND GRABS CARLOS UP, DRAGGING HIM THROUGH THIS SEA OF CROWD ….AND NORMAN RAMS CARLOS HEAD FIRST INTO A NEARBY WALL!!!! OH MY GOD!!! NORMAN IS BLEEDING FROM THAT BELL/LAPTOP SHOT, BUT CARLOS MAY – SHOULD- HAVE A CONCUSSION AGAIN, AS NORMAN AGAIN RAMS CARLOS’S HEAD INTO THAT WALL!! CARLOS IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD, NORMAN NOW WHIPS CARLOS INTO A NEARBY DOOR!!! CARLOS GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR!!! CARLOS IS SENT THROUGH THE METAL DOOR THAT COMES OFF ITS HINGES!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! 

Stew-O: CARLOS IS LAYING DOWN ON THE METAL DOOR, HE’S IN THE PARKING LOT!!! THEY ARE COMPETING IN THE PARKING LOT!!! NORMAN LIFTS CARLOS UP, NORMAN PULLS CARLOS IN AND LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB ONTO THAT METAL DOOR!!!! NORMAN IS LOOKING TO POWERBOMB NORMAN DOWN ONTO THAT DOOR!!!! OH SHIT NO!!! NORMAN LIFTS CARLOS UP HIGH IN THE SKY!!!! BUT CARLOS SENDING FISTS, ALMIGHTY AMOUNT OF FISTS INTO NORMANS HEAD!!! FOREARMS, ELBOWS!!!! ANYTHING HE CAN POSSIBLY THROW AND CARLOS WITH A HURRICARANA!!!! NORMAN IS SENT FLYING AS HIS HEAD IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH A CAR WINDOW!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

HBG: HOW DID HE MANAGE TO HIT THAT …..ON …NORMAN??? NORMAN’S HEAD IS STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS WINDOW, CARLOS IS DOWN ON THE GROUND, BOTH MEN ARE IN COMPLETE AGONY!!! Carlos is trying to lift himself up, he’s limping towards Norman, who is BUSTED WIDE OPEN, both men are bleeding as Carlos pulls Normans head out from the window and pulls him in ---LOOKING FOR THE DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! BUT NORMAN SENDING DESPERATE SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CARLOS, INTO THOSE CRACKED RIBS!!! CARLOS LETS GO, AS NORMAN DESPERATELY UPPERCUTS CARLOS, KNOCKING HIM BACKWARDS, BOTH MEN REFUSE TO STAY DOWN HERE ….

Stew-O: CARLOS HAS STUMBLED TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE, NORMAN LIMPS OVER, BLOOD SOAKING HIS WHITE T-SHIRT AS HE GRABS CARLOS, WHIPPING HIM INTO A NEARBY HOT DOG STAND ON THE STREET!!!! THEY ARE OUT ON THE STREET AS CARLOS CRASHES INTO THE HOTDOG STAND, KNOCKING IT TO THE GROUND!! CARLOS IS LAYING ATOP OF THAT STAND, AS NORMAN LIMPS OVER, PICKING CARLOS UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE DIRECTOR OF A MOVING CAR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! BUT THE CAR THANKFULLY, THANKFULLY STOPS AT THE LAST SECOND, SEEING CARLOS AS HE HITS INTO THE ROAD, THIS IS DANGEROUS!! NORMAN AGAIN PICKS UP CARLOS, AND BAD THOUGHTS START TO GET INTO HIS HEAD AS HEAD AS HE LOOKS TOWARDS THAT BRIDGE….

HBG: AND NORMAN, PULLING CARLOS BY THE HEAD TOWARDS THAT BRIDGE!!! NORMAN LIFTS CARLOS UP IN THE AIR LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM OFF THE BRIDGE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! DON’T DO THIS NORMAN!!! DON’T FREA---CARLOS RAMS HIS ELBOW INTO THE CUT OF NORMANS HEAD!!!! NORMAN DROPS CARLOS ONTO HIS FEET, CARLOS SENDING FISTS INTO NORMAN!!! NORMAN KICKS CARLOS IN THE CRACKED RIBS, LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT OVER THE BRIDGE!!!!! BUT CARLOS DUCKS UNDER IT, AND SENDS A BIGTIME FOREARM TO THE SPINE OF NORMAN!!!! NORMAN GOES BY THE EDGE OF THE BRIDGE, AS CARLOS CHARGES AT NORMAN …..OH GOD!!!! NO!!!!!

Stew-O: BOMBA-YE!!!!!! THE HIGH KNEE INTO NORMAN!!!!!!! BOTH MEN GO FLYING OFF THE BRIDGE!!!!! BOTH MEN GO FLYING INTO THE RIVER!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! CARLOS SENT THEM FLYING OFF THE BRIDGE, INTO THE RIVER!!! THIS IS NOT GOOD, CAN THEY EVEN SWIM?? THEY COULD BE DROWNING IN THERE, THEY VERY WELL COULD BE DEAD!!!! THEY SUFFERED A LOT IN THIS MATCH, HOW CAN THEY EVEN …
HBG: OH MY GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! CARLOS MAY HAVE KILLED HIMSELF AND NORMAN!!!! I’M IN SHOCK, WE NEED SOMEBODY OUT THERE!!! WE DESPERATELY NEED SOMEBODY OUT THERE NOW!!!!! 

Stew-O: I’m sorry folks but this match is over, we need local authorities out there to rescue both men ASAP to get them out of the river, maybe even save their lives! 

HBG; Oh my god, wow….this is not good ….I knew Carlos signed his death warrant by competing tonight, I just didn’t think HE’D go this far …

( Several replays of Carlos and Norman flying off the bridge plays )

( Camera pans backstage to Tomi Venus dressed as a jester in the interview room )

Tomi; Hey guys ....sigh …what a great night it is. ..King of Extreme …yay …Joined with me tonight, is the Answers World Champion …uh …Starr-Stan! 

( Starr-Stan steps into the scene with the AWC on his shoulder )

Tomi: Hey …Starr …

Starr: Yeah …give me that …**Starr snatches the microphone off Tomi, shoving him away** …Tonight, I step into the biggest match of my career, against Drastik for the Answers World Championship, to unify both titles. This whole time, he’s been going on about some ‘Boddah’ character and how he ‘needs’ to win, how he hasn’t been satisfied with his career …But the same thing can be applied to me.

Starr: I’ve never proven myself to be the ‘’man’’ in EAW, I’m a Hall of Famer, three time world champion but never had anything to show for it. I’m undefeated since House of Glass and I’ve been on the roll of my career, and I intended to make this the best run of my career. I don’t intend on having another ‘Starr can’t defend a world title hahahaaha’ reign and have another black mark on my career. I NEED this victory just as much as Drastik, if not more.

Starr: I am not laying down for him, I’m not playing around tonight, I went through HELL at Road to Redemption, I had doctors telling me ‘’No Starr, you can’t continue, give up the match’’ but I CONTINUED and I retired Y2Impact and I won this championship on my shoulder …I’m not giving up after one month. I CAN’T give up after one month. I don’t have a voice in my head talking to me but I don’t NEED one. I have my own motivation, my own inspiration. Drastik isn’t going to stop me, Dark Demon isn’t going to stop me, joe the janitor isn’t going to stop me. NOBODY is going to stop me.

Starr: I’m tired of people going ‘’Well Starr’s a Hall of Famer but I dunno if I’d classify him as a legend’’, I’m tired of people going ‘’Starr’s good but he’s not main event good’’, I’m tired of disrespect, I’m tired of laughter, I’m tired of it ALL. I don’t care what Drastik is going through, I don’t care who ‘Boddah’ is, all I care about is walking into Dynasty next week STILL Answers World Champion and I guarantee that WILL happen.  Drastik can break my arms, my legs, my neck, he won’t break my spirit, he won’t break my WILL. 

???: Aye! Aye! Aye!

( Striker Jensen, dressed completely as Starr-Stan, complete with a singlet, bald cap and a fake Answers World Championship )

Starr-Stan: What the fuck …

Striker Jensen: What’s up Starr?! 

Starr-Stan: Who the HELL are you??

Striker Jensen: I’m Striker Jensen, I’m currently on NEO and I know you might not know me but I’m like, your BIGGEST fan and I wanna be EXACTLY like you when I get called up!

Starr-Stan: Uh …

Striker Jensen: I was uh …wondering …if you minded …if I could be like …your student?? If you could take me under your wing?? :$ (A)

Starr-Stan: Why on earth would I …

Striker Jensen: PLEASSEEE, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE ..YOU’RE LIKE MY IDOL MAN, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU! DARK DEMON IS NOTHIN’ BUT A PUSSY COMPARED TO YOU, DRASTIK IS JUST A WANNABE EMO FGT! YOU, YOU’RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD! YOU’RE THE GOAT! GREATEST OF ALL TIME! PLEASE STARR, I WANNA BE THE ‘NEXT STARR-STAN!’, I WANNA JUST BE LIKE YOU MAN (CRY2)!!

Starr-Stan: Uh if it means you stop dressing as me and making me lose ALL focus for my match, sure??
Striker Jensen: YES! YES! YES! HANG ON! I’LL BE RIGHT BACK! I NEED TO CALL MY MOM! SHE ALWAYS SAID I’D NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE, BUT I PROVED HER WRONG! WHO’S LAUGHING NOW MOM?? YES YES YES!! 

**Striker Jensen skips off past the camera**

Starr-Stan: ….

Starr-Stan: EAW man (no)!!

Ring Announcer: The following is a 30 MINUTE ULTIMATE SUBMISSIONS MATCH!!!!

( ‘’ For Whom The Bell Tolls’’ by Metalica plays as Diamond Cage walks out )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring …..DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( ‘’Shinning Down’’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as Jaywalker comes out wearing a golden robe )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….JAYWALKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Jay gets into the ring, offering a hand-shake to Cage who ignores it, Jay goes to the corner, taking off his robe but Cage charges from behind, attacking him**

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

HBG: CAGE GETTING THE UPPERHAND ON JAY!!! CAGE LAYS INTO JAY WITH FISTS INTO HIS MID-SECTION, FOREARMS TO THE FACE!!! CAGE WASTES NO TIME WITH THIS MATCH AT ALL, AS CAGE WITH SLICES INTO THE CHEST OF JAY WITH THOSE KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS!!! Cage grabs Jay and looks for the whip into the opposite corner ...But Jay reverses, sending Diamond Cage into the opposing corner but CAGE COMES FLYING OUT OF IT!!! CAGE CHARGES AT JAYWALKER BUT JAY WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ON CAGE, SENDING HIM INTO THE MAT, QUICKLY LOOKING FOR THE REGAL STRETCH!!! JAYWALKER ALREADY TRYING TO LOCK IN THE REGAL STRECTH ON DIAMOND CAGE, BUT CAGE SLIPS OUT OF IT, ROLLING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, HE’S IN SHOCK THAT JAY ALREADY GOING FOR A SUBMISSION HOLD THIS EARLY …
Stew-O: Cage gets to his mind, he might need to be a tad bit quicker here as Jay is vastly more experienced in this type of match … both men tie-up now in the middle of the ring, Cage with the wrist lock on Jay, but Jay using his free arm hits his forearm into Cages face, Jay breaks free but Cage grabs him, whipping him into the ropes as Cage comes running back as Jay with a HIP TOSS!! But Cage lands on his feet, kicking Jay in the mid-section and pulls him in – snap suplex connecting on Jaywalker! Jay rolls to his feet but Cage with THOSE KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS AGAIN INTO THE CHEST OF JAY!!! Cage Irish-whips Jay into the ropes and Jay comes running back as CAGE WITH THE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!

HBG: BUT JAY HEADBUTTS CAGE IN THE FACE!!! JAY NOW PULLS CAGE IN!! SLEEPER HOLD!!! JAYWALKER WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED!!! JAY IS DESPERATE HERE!!! JAY IS DESPERATE TO MAKE CAGE TAP!!! BUT CAGE CHARGES BACKWARDS, RAMMING JAY INTO THE CORNER!! BUT JAY KEEPS THE SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED!!! JAY REFUSES TO LET GO!!! AS CAGE SENDS ELBOWS BACK INTO THE FACE OF JAY!!! BUT JAY WON’T LET GO!!! JAY TIGHTENS THE HOLD!!!! JAYWALKER TIGHTENS THE SLEEPER HOLD!!! CAGE IS PASSING OUT, AS HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN THE CORNER!!!! JAY KEEPS IT LOCKED IN, WE MAY HAVE THE FIRST FALL HERE!!!!! 

{ 24:58 minutes appear on the screen )

Stew-O: BUT LOOK AT THIS!!!! CAGE BEGINS TO RISE TO HIS FEET, LIFTING JAY UP ONTO HIS BACK AND CAGE CHARGES!!! AND KEEPS CHARGING, FLIPPING JAY OVER HIS SHOULDER AND JAY IS SENT HEAD OVER HEELS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! Cage drops to a knee, Cage is breathing as Jay is crawling to the ropes, using them to lift himself up as Cage gets back up and CHARGES AT JAY, CLOTHESLING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Jay lands on the apron, as Cage rolls out with him, lifting Jay up but JAY WITH A HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO CAGE ON THE APRON!!! JAY PULLS CAGE IN!!! CLOTHESLINE!!! NO DUCKED BY CAGE, WHO GRABS JAY INTO A WAIST LOCK!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE APRON!!!!! DIAMOND CAGE SCORES A GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE APRON, SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!

HBG: AND CAGE FLOATS OVER, LOCKING IN A CAMEL CLUTCH ON THE FLOOR!!!! WOW!!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS A CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED ON THE RING, SUBMISSIONS COUNT ANYWHERE REMEMBER!!!! WHAT A FREAKING MOVE BY CAGE, AS JAY IS TRAPPED!!!! JAYWALKER IS TRAPPED ON THE FLOOR, WITH CAGE SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP OUT!!!! BUT JAY REFUSES, TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT CAGE TIGHTENS IN THE HOLD!!! CAGE TIGHTENS THE HOLD!! CAGE IS REARING BACK ON THE HOLD!!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! JAY IS NOW PULLING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, AS HE HAS CAGE ON HIS BACK!!!!! JAY THOUGH JUST FLIPS CAGE RIGHT DOWN WITH CAGES BACK LANDING ON THE BARRICADE!!!!!
Stew-O: Cage is in a WORLD of pain right now, as Jay slumps by the ring frame, regrouping here before looking underneath the ring and pulling out a wooden table! Jaywalker slides that table into the ring, as he grabs Cage and LIFTS HIM UP --- CONNECTING WITH A BACKBREAKER ONTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! CAGES BACK IS SLAMMED RIGHT INTO THAT UNFORGIVING BARRICADE!!!! THAT WAS BRUTAL BY JAYWALKER, WHO IS SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO COMPASSION FOR HIS PROTÉGÉ HERE TONIGHT, JAY NOW ROLLS CAGE BACK INTO THE RING ….

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HBG: Jay setting up that table, as he looks to PUT Cage through it, lifting him up as he LOOKS FOR THE 2ND SACRIFICE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! BUT CAGE SLIPS OFF JAYS SHOUDLERS BUT JAY SWIFTLY TURNS AROUND, NAILING CAGE WITH A LARIAT!!!! THAT ALMOST TAKES CAGES HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!!! JAY NOW GETS DOWN TO THE MAT, GRABBING CAGE BY HIS LEGS, FLIPPING HIM OVER AND APPLYING A SINGLE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!!!! THE BOSTON CRAB APPLIED, WHICH CAUSES A LOT OF PRESSURE ON THE BACK, THE BACK THAT JUST GOT SENT INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! CAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, HE MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT HERE!!!! IT MAY BE BEST IF HE DOES, AS CAGE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!! 

Stew-O: JAY IS REARING BACK, TIGHTENING THE HOLD!!! BENDING CAGES BACK FURTHER AND FURTHER, INTO EVEN MORE AKWARD POSITION!!!! JAYWALKER IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN, ANYTHING HE CAN TO PUT CAGE AWAY!!!! BUT CAGE REFUSES TO TAP OUT, CRAWLING TO THOSE ROPES!!! DIAMOND CAGE IS GETTING CLOSER TO THE ROPES, INCH BY INCH AND CAGE GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Out of respect, Jay lets go but the damage is done, Cage is down on the mat in immense pain as Jay quickly runs off the ropes and SENDS A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO CAGE!!!! SENDING HIM BACK OUT OF THE RING, INTO THE BARRICADE BACK FIRST AGAIN!!!!  CAGE IS GOING THROUGH IT TONIGHT, JAY OBVIOUSLY SEEING THAT BACK AS A WEAK SPOT!!!! 

HBG: And Jay slides back out of the ring, lifting Cage up by his head and IRISH-WHIPPING HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS BACK FIRST!!!! CAGE IS DOWN!!! THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR HIM AS JAY CHARGES, LOOKING TO FURTHER DAMAGE HIM!!! BUT CAGE SHOOTS UP, OUT OF ADRENALINE AND CONNECTS WITH A HIP TOSS!!!! HIP TOSS INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS JAY LANDS BACK FIRST!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN, THAT SUDDEN RUSH OF ADRENALINE WORKED FOR CAGE RIGHT THERE!!!

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Stew-O: Cage grabs onto the ring frame, using that to lift himself up, he’s limping already but he’s gonna fight through this, he HAS to get into this match as he grabs Jay by the legs …AND CATAPULTS HIM INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!! JAY IS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!!! AND CAGE QUICKLY GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, LOCKING IN THE SLEEPER HODL!!!! JAYWALKER LOCKED THIS IN EARLIER ON JAY, AND NOW CAGE HAS IT LOCKED IN ON JAY!!! JAY IS WAILING HIS ARMS AROUND, TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS BUT CAGE REFUSES TO LET GO!!! CAGE TIGHTENS IN THE HOLD, SCREAMING AT JAY TO TAP OUT!!!! JAY IS TRYING TO BREAK FREE, OXYGEN BEING CUT FROM HIM AS CAGE IS STILL TIGHTENING IN THIS HOLD!!!!

HBG: JAY SENDS A BACK KICK INTO THE GROIN OF CAGE THOUGH!!!! Cage breaks the hold, as Jay is free and quickly NAILS CAGE WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE!!! Cage stumbles by our table, as Jay is breathing heavy, again regrouping as he charges at Cage BUT CAGE DUCKS ---BACKBODY DROPPING JAY ONTO OUR TABLE!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! JAY IS PLANTED WITH A LOUD THUD ONTO THE TABLE!!! Cage and Jay are beating the hell out of each other here, Cage still clutching his back as he climbs onto our table, lifting Jay up AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!! BRAINBUSTER!!!! THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! JAYWALKER IS SENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! JAYWALKER IS LAID OUT, SO IS CAGE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DESTROYING EACH OTHER HERE!!!!! (Replay of the move plays )

[[ 10: 01 minutes appear on the titantron ]]

Stew-O: Ten Minutes left as CAGE FLOATS OVER JAY, LANDING ON HIS BACK AND CAGE LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE!!!!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!!!!! CAGE REARS BACK, REARING BACK AS FAR AS HE POSSIBLY CAN!!!!! HE’S GONNA RIP JAYS HEAD OFF!!!! CAGE IS DESPERATE TO MAKE JAY TAP OUT!!!!! JAY REFUSES, BUT HE’S IN BIGTIME PAIN AS HE JUST WENT THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! JAY IS SLOWLY CRAWLING, ALMOST LIKE A SNAIL AS CAGE GETS IT LOCKED IN!!!!!! JAY MIGHT PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN!!!! WHAT’S JAY GONNA DO??? IS HE GONNA TAP????? JAY REACHES OUT HIS HAND AND …..HE GRABS A TV MONITOR THAT’S ON THE FLOOR FROM OUR TABLE, SENDING IT BACKWARDS INTO CAGES FACE!!!! JAY JUST SMASHED A TV MONITOR INTO CAGES FACE!!!!!!

HBG: Cage is laid out …As Jay is also down, Cage is busted open as Jay is crawling towards the ring, using the ring frame to lift himself up, Jay is wobbly as he struggles to lift Cage up, rolling him into the ring, Cage is bleeding badly as he is down on the mat, Jay rolls back in as he slowly drops down, ONCE AGAIN APPLYING THE REGAL STRETCH!!!! REGAL STRETCH AGAIN APPLIED ON DIAMOND CAGE!!!! JAYWALKER TRYING ANYTHING HE CAN RIGHT NOW, TO PUT AWAY CAGE!!!! CAGE IS BARELY EVEN REACTING, THAT MONITOR SHOT MAY HAVE TAKEN A LOT OUT OF HIM!!!! JAY HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT, LOOKING TO RIP HIS DAMN SHOULDER OFF!!!!!! CAGE HAS TO TAP, HE HAS TO TAP OUT!!!!!! THERE’S NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO!!!! NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GET AWAY FROM HERE!!!!! 

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Stew-O: CAGE TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES!!!! CAGE SLOWLY CRAWLING TO THE ROPES BUT THE LOSS OF BLOOD IS TAKING A LOT OF OUT HIM!!!! BLOOD GETTING INTO HIS EYES, I DON’T THINK HE CAN EVEN SEE WHERE THE ROPES ARE!!!! CAGE IS GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT!!!!! JAY IS GONNA MAKE HIM TAP!!!! BUT CAGE KEEPS ON CRAWLING --- AS HE GETS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! JAY IS STUNNED, WORDS CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE!!!! JAY IS LITERALLY SHOCKED ….

HBG: JAY NOW SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, LOOKING UNDERNEATH AND …PULLING OUT A BEER BOTTLE!!!! JAY SLIDES BACK IN, AS CAGE IS GETTING UP AS JAY SMASHES THE BEER BOTTLE OVER CAGES HEAD!!!!! CAGE GOES DOWN, BROKEN GLASS SHARDS PIERCING INTO CAGES ALREADY CUT HEAD!!! CAGE GOES DOWN, AS JAY HOLDS A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE IN HIS HAND ….AND JAY IS LOOKING AT THAT BEER BOTTLE …AND LOOKS BACK AT CAGE …HE ISN’T ….IS HE??? HE’S NOT GONNA DO THIS???

Stew-O: JAY IS DEBATING ON WHAT TO DO, MINUTES TICKING DOWN, AS JAY IS BATTING ON WHETHER HE SHOULD …STAB CAGE WITH THAT BROKEN BEER BOTTLE ….HE DID THIS TO ROBBIE ALMOST A YEAR AGO!! CAGE IS GETTING TO HIS FEET …AS JAY CHARGES AND STABS DIAMOND CAGE IN THE THROAT WITH THAT BROKEN BEER BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!! CAGE SIDESTEPS, CAGE SIDESTEPPED IT, SINGLE-LEG TAKEDOWN AS CAGE GRABS JAY BY THE LEGS, TURNING HIM OVER ….SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!! CAGE HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN!!!

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HBG: JAY IS FIGHTING THIS!!!! JAY IS FIGHTING THIS COMPLETELY!!! UNREAL!!! JAY FIGHTING, JAY FIGHTING THIS BUT HE CAN’T ….JAY TAPS!!! JAY TAPS OUT TO DIAMOND CAGE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

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( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….BY 1 FALL TO 0 …DIAMONDDDDDDDDDD CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: OH MY GOD!!! CAGE DOES IT!!! CAGE MADE JAYWALKER TAP OUT!!!! HE BEAT JAY AT HIS OWN GAME!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m in shock!!! Can cage do it tonight against Robbie tonight though??

( EAWShop ad is played. The ad shows new shirts for Mr. DEDEDE, Scott Diamond and Alex Anderson )

(“Incubus” by Prometheus X plays all throughout the arena as Superior Quality 85 makes his way out to the stage)

Announcer: The following contest is a fatal four-way and is for the E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP.... First, making his way to the ring.... From Fife, Scotland!.... Weighing in at 225 pounds!.... SUPERIOR! QUALITY!! EIGHTY-FIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE!!!....

(“Dance With the Devil” by Breaking Benjamin plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Steele makes his way out to the stage)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring.... From Los Angeles, California!.... Weighing in at 225 pounds!.... JACOB STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!....

(“Do The Evolution” by Pearl Jam plays all throughout the arena as Christoper Corrupt makes his way out to the stage)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring.... From Toronto, Ontario, Canada!.... Weighing in at 240 pounds!.... CHRISTOPHER CORRRRRRRRUUUUUUPPPPTTTTTT!!!....

(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as GI Styles makes his way out to the stage with the National Extreme Championship around his waist)

Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring.... From Toronto, Ontario, Canada!.... Weighing in at 202 pounds!.... HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION.... G! I!! STTTTTTTYYYYYYYLLLLLLLEEEESSSS!!!....

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: And they're off as Superior Quality immediately drops Jacob with a big clothesline! Corrupt charges into SQ with a high knee! It's not enough to bring down the big man! SQ immediately fires back with a devastating European uppercut that drops Corrupt down to the canvas! GI charges in now for SQ! SQ looking for a lariat! It misses as GI springboards off the middle ropes! FLYING CROSSBODY!! IT'S CAUGHT! SQ showing off that newfound power of his as he successfully captures the National Extreme Champion... LAST CALL SENDS GI FLYING ACROSS THE RING AND DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Superior Quality definitely showing how much he wants to win this as he turns—He's met with an onslaught of offense from Jacob Steele as those eyes of Jacob turn red! SQ sends Jacob into the ropes... Corrupt rushes in with a chop block to the back of SQ's left leg! BIG DROPKICK FROM JACOB DROPS SQ! CORRUPT PROCEEDS TO DROP A KNEE INTO THE FACE OF SQ! Jacob quickly climbing up to the high rent district... HE LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG FLYING ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF SQ! JACOB IMMDIATELY COVERS SQ! No—It's broken up by Corrupt who drags Jacob off! Jacob on his knees he's met with a big kick to the chest from Corrupt! Corrupt quickly charges into the ropes... BIG ELBOW OFF THE BACK OF STEELE'S SKULL! Corrupt quickly covers Jacob! No—Still no successful one count as Corrupt is immediately dragged to the outside by GI Styles! HUGE LARIAT DROPS CORRUPT ON HIS HEAD!! GI looking to insert himself back into this as he climbs up to the apron..

Mak: SQ rising back to his feet... GI SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF IN AND CATCHES SQ WITH A BEAUTIFUL TORNADO DDT!! GI QUICKLY COVERS SQ! HE MAY HAVE IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!

Flashback: Just barely a one count before it's broken up by Jacob! Jacob quickly drags GI back up... GI breaks from Jacob's grip and immediately swings with a high kick to the skull! It misses as Jacob catches GI from behind! COBRA CLUTCH!!! No—GI's not letting it happen as he immediately sends a series of elbows into the mid-section of Jacob! GI rolls through it as both men rush to their feet! Jacob swings with a big right hand! It misses as GI catches him from behind! COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX CONNECTS! GI QUICKLY COVERING JACOB AFTER THAT ONE! IT'S BROKEN UP AS CORRUPT LUNGES IN! CORRUPT IMMEDIATELY LAYING INTO GI WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF SHOTS! THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION MAY BE IN TROUBLE AS CORRUPT SHOWS NO SIGNS OF LETTING UP! GI fires back with a knee to the gut of Corrupt as he gets to his feet! Another knee! GI swings! CORRUPT CATCHES HIM! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! IT CONNECTS AS CORRUPT BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!

Mak: It's broken up as SQ grabs a hold of Corrupt and pulls him up... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! NO—CORRUPT IS FIGHTING IT! Corrupt is laying into SQ with shot after shot! JACOB STEELE WITH A LOWBLOW TO SQ FROM BEHIND!! Corrupt manages to escape from SQ's grip and proceeds to throw multiple forearms into the face of the big Scotsman! Jacob joins in on the assault of SQ as both men quickly have SQ backing up into the ropes... JACOB AND CORRUPT WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM CLOTHESLINE! It's not enough to send SQ over and out! Both men get back up... DOUBLE-TEAM DROPKICK!! Still not enough! SQ absolutely refuses! Both men get back up and charge into the ropes... COMING BACK! SUPERIOR QUALITY SENDS BOTH JACOB AND CORRUPT OVER!! BOTH MEN LAND ON THEIR FEET ON THE APRON! SQ TURNS AROUND AND NAILS CORRUPT WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND, KNOCKING HIM OFF! Jacob manages to catch SQ with a hangman on the top rope! Jacob now quickly climbing up to the top turnbuckle as a dazed SQ backpedals into the middle of the ring... JACOB LEAPS! FLYING CROSSBODY PERFECTLY CONNECTS AS SQ IS BROUGHT DOWN!! JACOB COVERS!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!........... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

Flashback: GI STYLES WITH A KICK TO THE SKULL OF JACOB TO BREAK IT UP! GI quickly laying into Jacob with multiple clubbing blows! GI pulls Jacob in! HE'S GOT HIM UP! LIGER BOMB CONNECTS ONTO JACOB ONTO THE BODY OF SUPERIOR QUALITY!!! GREAT MANEUVER AS JACOB IS SENT ROLLING IN PAIN TO THE OUTSIDE! GI COVERS SQ!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!.........

Mak: SQ manages to power out of it! He's not finished yet! Christoper Corrupt back in this now as he stalks an unsuspecting GI... GI trying to pull SQ up.. CORRUPT CHARGES! SHINING WIZARD ON GI STYLES CONNECTS!! GI is down!! CORRUPT COVERS!

Referee: ONE!!!!

Flashback: SQ BREAKS IT UP! He's got a hold of Corrupt... And sends him straight through the ropes and crashing hard onto the outside! Superior Quality realizes he may have a perfect chance to end this as he turns back to the downed National Extreme Champion in the ring... SQ quickly grabs a hold of GI and drags him back up... HE'S SETTING HIM UP! CAN HE GET IT?! QUALITY DRIVER!!!! THE QUALITY DRIVER CONNECTS ON GI!! SQ QUICKLY COVERS HIM! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!.......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............. THREE!!!

Mak: IT'S BROKEN UP AS BOTH CORRUPT AND STEELE RUSH IN! BOTH MEN LAYING INTO SQ WITH EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT! SQ looks none too happy after that incredibly close call just then and there as he begins to overpower BOTH men! It may be proving too much for SQ as Corrupt and Steele take advantage... Both men sends SQ into the ropes with a big irish whip! THEY IMMEDIATELY CHARGE! DOUBLE-TEAM CLOTHESLINE FINALLY SENDS SQ OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE! Steele and Corrupt now staring down with one another... Hold on, it looks like they've changed their focus to GI Styles who slowly rises back to his feet! Both men swing for GI! It misses as GI charges into the ropes! They swing with a double-team clothesline, but it's missed again—GI WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TAKES OUT SUPERIOR QUALITY ON THE OUTSIDE!! I don't think Corrupt nor Steele saw that coming! STEELE IMMEDIATELY TURNS CORRUPT AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG KICK TO THE GUT! HE'S GOT HIM! FINAL JUDGMENT CONNECTS!!!! JACOB QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF CORRUPT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............

Flashback: KICK OUT FROM CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT! He's still in this! Corrupt is still fighting as Jacob looks to attempt to end this contest again.. He drags Corrupt up.. GI RUSHES IN! BIG STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!! STEELE IS SENT BACKPEDALING INTO THE ROPES... CORRUPT CHARGES IN AND SENDS BOTH HE AND JACOB OVER AND CRASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE NEXT TO SUPERIOR QUALITY! GI NOW PERHAPS LOOKING TO HIT SOMETHING BIG! HE STALKS ALL THREE MEN ON THE OUTSIDE AS THEY GET TO THEIR FEET... GI TO THE TOP ROPE! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! IT CONNECTS ONLY INTO JACOB STEELE AND SUPERIOR QUALITY AS CORRUPT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! CORRUPT IMMEDIATELY GRABS GI AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Mak: Corrupt looking to end this as he sends GI rolling back into the ring... Corrupt slides in and quickly grabs a hold of GI! CORRUPT CRUNCH!!! GI REVERSES IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Mak: HE DID IT AS CORRUPT KICKS OUT A SECOND TOO LATE!

(“Street Dreams” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as Christopher Corrupt looks on in shock while GI Styles is handed his National Extreme Championship)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!..... AND STILLLLLLLLLL NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION..... G! I!! STTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYLLLLLLEEEESSS!!!!

Flashback: And just like that, it looks as though GI Styles has managed to once again retain his beloved National Extreme Championship as it looks like he'll go on to month ten of his reign in a mere five days, but it certainly was no easy feat considering the talent he was in there with! GI knows he just survived that one by the skin of his teeth!

Mak: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fact is that GI is STILL National Extreme Champion whether anyone likes it or not. I don't know if there's anyone who can stop this guy!

Flashback: SUPERIOR QUALITY PICKS UP THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS AND SENDS THEM FLYING! He looks absolutely livid! SQ now ripping apart the mat and anything he can get his hands on! He seemed to definitely have his heart set on walking out of this match as the new National Extreme Champion, but it seems as though it just didn't pan out as multiple Officials try to calm him down... It looks like security is gonna take over as SQ continues his destruction out here... Nonetheless, congratulations to GI Styles...

( Reasonable Doubt preview plays )

(Camera cuts backstage to a damaged Diamond Cage still in his ring attire as he makes his way backstage)

???: Cage! Can I get a word with you for a quick sec?

(Cage stops as Max A. Million rushes up to him with a microphone in hand)

Max: You just went through one hell of a bout with a Legend tonight and managed to walk out of it victorious, do you think this will effect your performance in your Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match in the King of Extreme Finals tonight?

Cage: ... Are you serious? Fuck off.

(Cage turns around to lock eyes with Jaywalker, still dressed in his ring attire as well)

Cage: Are we not finished?

Jaywalker: Not quite.

Cage: Well I'm ready to go if you are.

Jaywalker: Actually, I just wanted to congratulate you on the match. You were the better man tonight, but don't you dare let it get to your head.

Cage: Thanks for the words of wisdom.

Jaywalker: I'm serious. Don't think the match you're about to walk into is gonna be easy, but I know just as well as you do that you you can win it and if it's okay with you, I want to be out there to make sure the shit Robbie's opponents have gone through against him doesn't happen to you tonight.

Cage: You're asking to be in my corner?

Jaywalker: I just want to make sure there's no more bullshit in this Tournament.

Cage: ... You know what? Fine. Do whatever you want. Just stay out of my way.

(Cage walks off past Jaywalker)

(Video package plays; highlighting Mr. DEDEDE's punishment on Hades, Venom, and Nick Angel leading to Hades' refusal and knocking over DEDEDE in his wheelchair... DEDEDE's “Renegades Roulette” with Nick Angel walking out and Hades defeating Venom.... And Nick Angel and Venom announcing they're fed up and will be watching Hades versus DEDEDE closely and will ultimately decide what becomes of the House of Renegades)

(Camera cuts back to Caesar's Palace)

(Camera cuts back to Caesar's Palace)

(Multiple female dancers on poles are shown on the stage, and a triangle performing stage is seen on the right of the entrance stage) 

(Electrical whirring is heard, signaling the start to "On Sight". Kanye West, wearing a mask and all black outfit rises from the center of the stage with a microphone in hand.)

"DEDEDE season approaching
Fuck whatever y'all been hearing
Fuck what, fuck whatever y'all been wearing
Methuselah about to come alive again.
Soon as I pull up and park the Benz
"We get  this bitch shaking like Parkinsons"

(Kanye continues rapping... Mr. DEDEDE confidently makes his way out to the stage in all black ring gear as he walks his way to the ring and climbs up to the apron)

"On sight! On sight!
How much do I not give a fuck? Let me show you right now 'fore you give it up
How much do I not give a fuck? Let me show you right now 'fore you give it up"

( The interlude plays, all the female dancers on the stage stop and pose and white hot lights shine all over the arena, and DEDEDE climbs up to the top rope to raise the corna to the ire of the audience )

( DEDEDE descends from the turnbuckle as Kanye continues to rap the song to it's close, and DEDEDE readies himself warming up in the ring and taunting to the fans )

(An engine can be heard revving up before “This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena and Hades The Hellraiser rides out to the stage on a custom-made flame-themed Harley Davidson motorcycle)

Announcer: And his opponent!.... Now making his way to the ring.... From Devil Town, North Carolina!.... Weighing in at 312 pounds!.... HE IS “THE BIG HERO”.... HADES! THE!! HEEEEELLLLLLLRRRRAAAIIISSSEEERRR!!!....

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: The bell has rung to officially start this contest as both Hades and DDD stare down with one another. You could cut the tension with a knife between these two men... AND JUST LIKE THAT—THEY'RE OFF! BOTH MEN IMMEDIATELY CHARGE INTO ONE ANOTHER, TRADING BLOWS AS LEFTS AND RIGHTS ARE THROWN ALL OVER THE PLACE! DDD seems to be quickly losing the battle between the two, perhaps because of the damage he still maintains from his battles with Diamond Cage, but nonetheless he's here and he has nowhere left to go as he's quickly driven into the ropes by his larger opponent.. Hades swings with a big right haymaker,but it's no good as DDD ducks it and turns the tables on his opponent as he lands multiple hard shots into Hades! Hades quickly being backed up into the nearest corner as DDD shows no signs of letting up.. Hades clutches his hands around the skull of DDD! HE THROWS DDD LIKE A RAGDOLL INTO THE CORNER! What power! Hades follows it up with several more body shots as DDD does everything he can to defend himself! DDD wraps himself up around the ropes as the Official tries to get Hades to back off... Hades momentarily complies as DDD tries to get back in this... HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! BIG BOOT FROM HADES! It misses as DDD ducks under—SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP ON HADES OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!

Mak: That was a close call—You've gotta keep an eye on an opponent like DDD and I think Hades is realizing that now as both men scramble back to their feet... Hades with a wild punch s they get up! DDD's got it scouted as it misses! DDD immediately laying into Hades with multiple blows to the back! He pulls Hades in! SIDE SUPLEX! No! Hades punches his way out of it as he lands on his feet! He wraps his hands around the throat of DDD! HADES SENDS DDD FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! This man, Hades, he's a Goddamn monster in that ring with his sheer power! DDD almost doesn't even seem to realize what just happened, I don't think he's ever been just tossed around like that in his whole career! Hades isn't finished yet as he sets DDD in his sights... HADES OFF THE ROPES... PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES!!! NOBODY'S HOME AS DDD SIDESTEPS IT AND SUBSEQUENTLY SENDS HADES CRASHING AND BURNING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Hades just made a big mistake in going for a big move like that so early on against a seasoned veteran like DDD! Hades may have just sealed his own fat in this contest after that one! Hold on! Look at this! Nick Angel and Venom have made their presence known in this contest as they make their way out to the stage! DDD and Hades haven't noticed them yet, but they very well could be fighting in this for the well-being of the entire House of Renegades alliance! DDD now dragging the potentially broken Hades over to the steel steps... DDD rips off the top of those steps and places Hades' legs on there.. DDD picking up the top to those steps! LOOK OUT! HE DRIVES THEM DOWN HARD ONTO THE LEGS OF HADES!! HADES IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE MAT!

Flashback: Whether you like it or not, that's a smart strategy; DDD is targeting those large legs of Hades and that may be all that's needed to keep the big man down for the count! DDD DRIVES THOSE STEPS INTO THE LEGS OF HADES FOR A SECOND TIME! You can only imagine how much that hurts! Hades seems to be bound and determined to make it back to his feet as he grabs a hold of the apron... DDD drops those steps and stalks his opponent as Hades slowly makes it up.. DDD LUNGES INTO A BIG CHOP BLOCK TO THE LEFT LEG OF HADES! Hades is reduced down to one knee as DDD quickly makes his way over to the shattered Spanish announce table and pick sup a cable... DDD QUICKLY WRAPPING THAT CABLE AROUND THE THROAT OF HADES! DDD'S LOOKING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIS OPPONENT!! Hades is fighting it! Hades slowly making his way back to his feet and drives an big elbow into the gut of DDD! Another! Hades using his strength to pick up DDD onto his back! HADES RUSHES FORWARD AND SENDS DDD FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE CEMENT WITH A WHIPLASH EFFECT!! Hades doesn't look finished just yet!

Mak: No he does not and that may spell the end for DDD as Hades climbs over the barricade.. He pushes a fan down before he goes back to work on DDD with a boot to the skull! Hades signals for the end! He wraps a hand around the throat of DDD and pulls him up! HE'S GOT DDD UP!! DDD'S FIGHTING IT! HE BREAKS FREE! DDD immediately lays into Hades with a series of shots! HADES FIRES BACK WITH A BIG BOOT! IT'S CAUGHT BY DDD! DDD spins Hades around! HE PICKS UP A CHAIR! DDD SMACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF HADES' SKULL! HADES TURNS AROUND TO MEET ANOTHER HARD CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE! A THIRD CHAIR SHOT CONNECTS OFF THE SKULL OF HADES AS HE'S SENT REELING INTO THE BARRICADE!! DDD quickly unfolds that chair and backs up... DDD COMES BARRELING FORWARD! HE LEAPS OFF THE CHAIR! SPEAR!!!! DDD BREAKS BOTH HE AND HADES THROUGH THE DAMN BARRICADE WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT!! NEITHER IS MOVING! Nick Angel and Venom now seem to have moved in closer to get a better look on this contest! Hold on! DDD has sprung back to life now as he attempts to drag Hades back to his feet... DDD's got him up! He sends Hades rolling back into the ring! DDD SLIDES IN AND COVERS THE BIG MAN! HE'S GOT IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!.......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!............. THR—

Flashback: KICK OUT BY HADES!! He's still in this! That was a brutal Spear he just ate, but he's a fighter if nothing else! DDD believed he had it won right then and there! It looks like it's gonna take more than that to finish off Hades and DDD knows it as he quickly gets back up while Venom and Nick intently look on... DDD quickly backs up into the nearest corner! We know what he's looking for! He's got a deranged look in his eyes! He wants to put this contest to an end right here and now! Hades slowly getting back up... DDD yelling for Hades to get to his feet and he could be mere moments from ending this! HADES IS UP! DDD CHARGES! SPEAR!!!! IT'S NO GOOD AS HADES CATCHES DDD AND SENDS HIM UP INTO A BIG SNAKE-EYES ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! DDD WOOZILY TURNS AROUND AS HADES COMES AT HIM FULL-FORCE WITH A DECAPITATING BIG BOOT!! DDD DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS HADES CATCHES HIS FOOT ON THE TOP ROPE! HADES QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! SPEAR!!!! NO! DDD'S CAUGHT BY THE THROAT!! CHOKESLAM!!!! DDD IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A MERCILESS CHOKESLAM!!! HADES COVERs!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!.......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......... THREE!!!

Mak: KICK OUT FROM DDD! DDD'S STILL IN THIS! Hades is arguing with the Referee, but it seems like that's not gonna change his mind! End this, Hades! Don't lose your focus! Hades grabs a hold of DDD and slowly drags him up... Venom seems to be choosing neither side as he walks off to the back while Nick stays by on the outside.. HADES WITH DDD UP!! JUMPING BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! DDD IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS AS HADES HOOKS A LEG! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!........... THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as Hades' hand is raised in victory by the Official)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall!!..... HADES! THE!! HEEEEEEELLLLLLLRRRRRRAAAIIIISSSSSEERRRR!!!!

Flashback: Well quite a brawl these two men had, but it looks like Hades is walking out of King of Extreme as the better man in the end, gaining a HUGE victory over DEDEDE. DDD himself seems ro be letting it sink in now that he's just lost as he woozily climbs back to his feet... I'm not sure what to think of the Venom walking out on this contest while Nick has perhaps decided what's best for the group. I'm not sure if this is even it for DDD and the House of Renegades as he and Hades stare down... DDD looks none too happy... DDD... He.. Extending his hand? Is that even possible for him to have ANY sportsmanship left in his being?

Mak: Well I'd almost say all of this has humbled DDD, but... C'mon, DDD? Ha! He probably rubbed his balls with that hand or something..

Flashback: I don't know, the expression on his face seems legitimate. DDD seems to be serious about shaking hands with the better man... Hades doesn't even know what to think.. LOOK OUT! SHOT TO THE BACK OF DDD FROM BEHIND!! NICK ANGEL LAYING INTO DDD WITH MULTIPLE BLOWS AS HADES NOW JOINS IN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS?!

Mak: From the looks of it, DDD has just been kicked out of the House of Renegades!

Flashback: Hades already won the damn match, let it go! They're not letting up one bit as they assault DDD! Both men dragging a damaged DDD back up to his feet... What now... HADES SENDS HIM UP! GROUND ZERO!!!! POP-UP GROUND ZERO CONNECTS AS DDD IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AT FULL SPEED!! What a sickening display of arrogance from the Tag Team Champions! Hades now rolling DDD onto his back as he and Nick raise their Unified Tag Team Championships up with a boot on DDD's possibly unconscious body! I'm not sure what to think, but it seems as though the Renegades or at least the Tag Team Champions have made a statement tonight...

(Camera cuts to Tomi Venus still dressed up as a jester backstage with a microphone in hand)

Tomi: Ugh... I hate my life.

Crew Member: Shut up and do your job, ya nobody!

Tomi: Ugh... So welcome tonight to King of Extreme... A night where I'm sure dreams will come true and all of that. I'm... Tomi the Jester...

Crew Member: You're not a jester, you're an assclown!

Tomi: Right, so anyway, uh... I guess I wanna welcome my guest at this time. He won the World Heavyweight Championship at Road To Redemption and will be defending it tonight against Jacob Senn... Tyler Parker.

(Camera pans over to Tyler Parker in his entrance attire with the World Heavyweight Championship on his right shoulder)

Tomi: So you're gonna be defending your Championship tonight... Any thoughts?

Tyler: Well just like you said, Tomi, tonight is KING-OF-EXTREME! It's a night where dreams will come true! A brand new KING will be crowned!... That's great and all, but as far as I'm concerned, the only crown is the gold on my shoulder right now. Now maybe King of Extreme has never been my friend before in the past, like when I failed in the 2010 Tournament still as a young man or even when I failed again in the 2013 Tournament. It's failures like those that make life seem kinda funny when I'm standing here today as the one and only World Heavyweight Champion, and I knew exactly what it meant to hold this the moment I captured it. I knew it meant I had a targeted stuck to my back and the only thing that will make it go away is giving up this crown of mine. That's not gonna happen. Not today, not tomorrow, not next week, because I know Jacob Senn may be one hell of an athlete, but he's also one of many. Jacob is one of many of dozens of people who want my head on a pike all in the name of taking this throne from me. I'm... I'm not afraid of all of this. I'm not daunted by it, because it simply comes with the territory. I know that if... No, when I defeat Jacob tonight that there will be another man waiting to humiliate me and hope to defeat me and a man behind that man waiting to do the same. It's a cycle and I'm more than ready for it. A lot of people probably think I'm gonna let what Jacob did on Showdown get to me, but it's just not gonna happen. If people thought that was bad, then what would you consider the things I went through against DEDEDE? Oh I'm sure I'll give Jacob exactly what he has coming tonight, but I'm going to be professional as long as I can before he sinks the level I want to down to... That level where ANYTHING goes.... That level of extreme. That's what it's all about. That's what this company is all about. Above all, Jake, that's what this...

(Tyler pats the World Heavyweight Championship)

Tyler: Is all about.

(Tyler walks off as Tomi sighs)

(Video package plays; highlighting Tyler Parker's first World Heavyweight Championship victory inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road To Redemption while Jacob Senn defeated Zack Crash in an Ambulance match... To Jacob Senn's challenge to Tyler Parker and subsequent assault on WWEFan... To WWEFan banning Jacob from the arena the same night Tyler made his return to accept Jacob's challenge... To Tyler and Jacob's first confrontation as Jacob insults Tyler's family and friends before verbally provoking Tyler's father and pledging victory at King of Extreme)

(Camera cuts back to Caesar's Palace)

Flashback: Well you know this is definitely going to be one Hell of a match, especially after Jacob brought it into personal territory last week on Showdown. I can't wait, let's get to the World Heavyweight Title bout!

(“Dead Bite” by Hollywood Undead plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn confidently makes his way out to the stage dressed in a custom-made leather jacket with his logo and “Vengeful Vanquisher” embedded on it)

Mak: You're damn right he brought it into personal territory and I would have done the exact same thing! It's kind of a waste if you don't completely verbally assault EVERYTHING about your opponent if you're in his hometown, right?

Flashback: Well I don't know about that, but that's exactly what Senn did, but he may have very well gained the upper-hand in that moment at the very least by psychologically messing with the Champion.

Mak: Well tonight is a new night and I believe Tyler's newfound daddy issues are gonna get the better of him like a cheap stripper!

(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as a determined Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage dressed in a green and silver hooded trench coat and the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist)

Flashback: Well here comes the World Champion now and he will be making his first defense since capturing the prestigious Title at Road To Redemption, but I think this got much more personal than he would have liked. Nonetheless, I believe he'll stick strictly to retaining the Championship and nothing more. He's gone through more personal hardship than what we saw last week.

Mak: Perhaps, but even a guy like DEDEDE didn't sink as low as going for someone's family... Oh, never mind.

(“Lies” fades out as Tyler and Jacob remain in opposite corners with the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)

Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL.... AND IS FOR THE E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAMMPPIOONNSSHHHIIPPP!!!!.... First, to my left, the challenger.... From Chicago, Illinois!.... He weighed in tonight at 205 pounds!.... HE IS THE “VENGEFUL VANQUISHER”.... JACOB SEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!....

(Jacob taunts towards Tyler Parker)

Announcer: And to my right.... From Syracuse, New York!.... He weighed in tonight at 223 pounds!.... HE IS THE E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRLLLDDD.... “THE LIEGE OF LIGHT”, TYLER PAAAARRRRRRRKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!....

(Tyler steps forward and raises his World Championship high up in the air before handing it off to the Referee who signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: This World Championship bout is officially underway as both men cautiously circle the ring... I'm honestly surprised a fight hasn't broken out yet between the two as they eye one another though Jacob keeps that self-assured smile on his face... Both men lock up in the middle of the ring... Tyler quickly being taken into the ropes... The Referee looking to break it up as Tyler is held up against the ropes... Senn slowly pulling away.. He goes for a slap! No—He instead gently pats Tyler on the chest in an attempt to play mind games with him it would seem... Tyler looks none too happy about that as he steps forward and both he and his opponent lock up once more... Jacob now the one being taken into the ropes by the Champion... The Official once again breaking it up as Tyler backs off—TYLER WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF SENN! Senn wasn't expecting that, it would seem! HE SWINGS WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! Nobody's home as Tyler ducks it! Senn quickly spins around to eat a fist from Tyler! Another big shot! Tyler just unloading here on his opponent! LOOKING FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Senn drops down and rolls to the outside before it can connect! This crowd isn't too happy about that, but it may have been a smart move for Senn in the end as it seemed there was no way he was gonna block that maneuver.. Tyler's getting annoyed now as Senn refuses to get back into the ring! TYLER EXITS TO THE OUTSIDE! Senn simultaneously slides back in! Senn taunting Tyler as the Champion realizes what happened.. Tyler slides in as Senn comes at him! Hold on—Tyler slides between the legs of Senn on his way in! ROLLING KIP UP FROM TYLER! I didn't see that coming and neither did Senn as he turns around to meet a kick to the gut!

Mak: Tyler pulling his opponent in! He's got him up! FRONT SUPLEX—No! Jacob's not letting it happen as he fights back! Big knee into the skull of Tyler! Another knee connects as the Champion wobbles! A third knee collides with the skull of the Champion as Senn drops down to his feet and proceeds to light up Tyler Parker with a LOUD kick off the chest! Senn quickly rushes into the ropes as Tyler is still feeling the damage from that shot.. BIG chop block from behind sends Tyler dropping down to both knees! Senn with a rolling kip up of his own after that; mocking the Champion! Senn seems to be verbally assaulting Tyler before he sends another powerful kick into his chest! Another kick off the sternum of Tyler connects! Jacob Senn now unloading with this assault of kicks and not holding back even an ounce! Senn quickly rushes into the ropes once more... AND COMES BACK WITH A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE BACK OF TYLER PARKER'S SKULL!! That looked like it hurt! Senn wasting no time going for the cover as he hooks both legs of Tyler!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!.....

Flashback: It's not enough to keep the Champion down as Tyler kicks out of it just after the one count!... Tyler immediately rolls to the outside in visible pain as Jacob Senn gets back to his feet with something big in mind... HE COMES CHARGING WITH TYLER IN HIS SIGHTS! SUICIDE DIVE!! IT'S NO GOOD AS SENN IS MET WITH AN IMMEDIATE BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE FROM TYLER! Senn now caught up on the middle rope as Tyler just lays into him with several more forearms! Tyler looks to have gotten his head back in this match as he climbs up onto the apron and grabs a hold of his opponent... Tyler dragging Senn out onto the apron.. MASSIVE DDT ONTO THE APRON AS SENN IS DRILLED!! Tyler climbing back to his feet now as he may want to bring this match back into the ring.. Tyler looks to do just that as he clutches Senn by his hair and drags him up... He—No! Senn pulls away from Tyler's grip and stumbles away from his opponent!

Mak: TYLER'S NOT COMPLAINING AS HE CHARGES AND DROPKICKS SENN RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! Senn is sent straight into the barricade of the timekeeper's booth! Tyler Parker isn't finished yet as he rushes into a damaged Senn with a sickening loud forearm off the back of the head! Tyler quickly picking Senn up.. He drops him across that barricade! Tyler looking to perhaps seals his opponent's fate now as he sets him up... GOT HIM IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION! Senn quickly fights out of it as he lands in the timekeeper's booth! Senn better think of something! Tyler turns around and reaches for him! RINGBELL OFF THE SKULL OF TYLER PARKER!!! JACOB SENN JUST CLOCKED HIS OPPONENT WITH THAT BELL!! There's nothing pretty about that! Tyler Parker could be unconscious just like that! Jacob Senn's got that smirk back on his face as he climbs over the barricade and admires the work done to his opponent as the blood begins to pour down the face of the World Champion! Senn with a boot to Tyler! Another! Senn now stomping a mudhole into his opponent without even a hint of mercy in him! Senn quickly stops the attack and drags Tyler back up to his feet while this crowd continues to detest the Challenger! Senn now... HE SENDS TYLER WITH AN IRISH WHIP WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH! TYLER IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE ADJACENT SIDE OF THE BARRICADE AND FLIPPING OVER INTO THE CROWD!! Senn's actually chuckling to himself now as he makes his way over to the bloodied Tyler Parker! I think he may believe he has this match in the palm of his hand and that seems like it may be true as he pulls Tyler up... Now trapping him against the barricade in a position for all of the fans to get a good look at the damaged Champion!

Flashback: Yeah, nothing but class from Jacob Senn... Senn now just viciously picking at the bones of his opponent as he sends multiple closed-fist shots into Tyler's skull! Senn now dragging Tyler back over the barricade and immediately sends him rolling back into the ring.. SENN SLIDES IN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........

Mak: Kick out from Tyler! He's battered, but this kid just doesn't die unless it's literal! Senn seems none too happy with that as he argues with the Official... Senn grabs a hold of the downed Parker and immediately drives a knee into his skull! Jacob Senn is just dissecting his opponent in this as he lays into him with those powerful knees! Tyler may have little to no chance left of making a comeback if this keeps up! Senn rolls him back onto his back and tightly hooks both legs for the pinfall!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: Once again, it's not enough to keep the Champion down! Tyler Parker has to be concussed by now! He HAS to be! Senn isn't taking any chances though, he's playing it safe now as he continues to work the obviously damaged skull of his opponent as he... Hold on... He's—MUTA LOCK!!! JACOB SENN WITH THE MUTA LOCK IN TIGHT ON HIS OPPONENT!! TYLER PARKER IS IN A BAD POSITION HERE!! THAT MUTA LOCK IS IN TIGHT ON THE CHAMPION AND AS THE BLOOD CONTINUES TO POUR FROM HIS FOREHEAD, YOU CAN ONLY ASSUME HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT BEFORE HE COMPLETELY BLACKS OUT! TYLER PARKER IS AS TOUGH AS THEY COME THOUGH, HE'S DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO ESCAPE THIS FATAL SUBMISSION! HE KNOWS IT'S EITHER ESCAPE OR LOSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP HE WORKED SO HARD TO ACHIEVE! JACOB SENN IS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND AS TYLER CLAWS HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES!! TYLER'S NEAR! HE'S REACHING OUT FOR THEM!! FINGERTIPS! NO—HE'S FADING! THE CHAMPION IS FADING! TYLER PARKER IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS WHEN IT'S MOST CRUCIAL! HE'S.... HE'S OUT!! THE REFEREE RAISES THE RIGHT HAND OF TYLER.... AND IT DROPS!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!..........

Mak: WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW CHAMPION AS THE REFEREE RAISES THE HAND OF TYLER... AND IT DROPS!! NO—TYLER CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE IT DROPS!! TYLER'S GOT IT! The Referee is demanding Senn break the hold! The Referee pulling Senn off of Tyler as the Muta Lock is broken! Senn immediately getting in the face of the Referee! He can't believe it! SENN GRABS TYLER'S FEET AND PULLS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE'S LOOKING TO LOCK IT BACK IN! Hold on—Tyler's fighting! Tyler struggles onto his back! Senn's overpowering him! TYLER PULLS SENN IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!............ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........

Flashback: KICK OUT FROM SENN JUST BEFORE THREE! What a close call and Senn knows it! Tyler Parker still has life left in him even after all of the blood he's lost thus far! He's not giving up just yet! Tyler's scrambling to get back up to his feet! SENN TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A VICIOUS BOOT TO THE FACE! SENN GETTING IN THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! SENN YELLING FOR HIS OPPONENT TO STAY DOWN! Senn now looking towards the nearest top turnbuckle... He's headed that way as he looks to go up to the high rent district! Hold on—Tyler woozily climbing back up as Senn is perched! TYLER STUMBLES FORWARD INTO THE TOP ROPE AS SENN LOSES HIS BALANCE AND DROPS DOWN GROIN-FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Tyler's slowly but surely realizing just where he is as he makes his way over to his opponent and charges into him with a powerful elbow! Tyler wasting no further time as he climbs up there... What's he thinking? TYLER PICKING SENN UP?! DEPRAVITY!!!! DEPRAVITY ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! JACOB SENN HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF WITH A MOVE OF DESPERATION FROM THE CHAMPION!! BUT IT'S NO GOOD AS SENN HAS DROPPED LIKE A RAG DOLL DOWN TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE! TYLER HAS NO WAY OF MAKING A COVER TO WIN THIS! Tyler Parker can only hold himself up on his feet by using the corner of the ring as a crutch, I don't know if he has it in him to drag Senn's carcass back into the ring, but he's gotta do it if he wants to win! Tyler exits through the ropes, but he's just barely managing to keep on his feet..

Mak: Tyler makes his way over to the downed Jacob Senn and slowly drags him up by his hair... This crowd is firmly behind the Champion and that may very well be what's willing him to do this as he now—SENN DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO THE BARRICADE! BOTH SENN AND PARKER TRADING BLOWS NOW! THIS HAS ERUPTED INTO AN ALL OUT BRAWL BETWEEN THESE TWO COMPETITORS!! TYLER LAYING INTO SENN WITH CLUBBING BLOWS WHILE SENN SENDS MULTIPLE SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF TYLER! HOLD ON—TYLER PARKER USING ALL HE HAS LEFT TO LIFT UP SENN ONTO THE BARRICADE! FOREARM! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! TYLER PARKER JUST EXPLODING WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM INTO THE INCREASINGLY DAZED JACOB SENN!! Jacob's barely holding up in that seated position on the top of the barricade! Tyler Parker lets out a yell as the crowd lights up! Tyler's caught a second wind in this match as he makes his way up to the apron now... What's he thinking? Tyler targets Senn... SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER!!!! THE BIGGEST FINAL CHAPTER I'VE EVER SEEN AS TYLER SENT HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES ALL THE WAY TO THE FACE OF SENN ON THAT BARRICADE WITH A PERFECTLY CONNECTING ROUNDHOUSE!!! SENN HAS BEEN SENT DROPPING ON IS HEAD ONTO THE CONCRETE IN THE FRONT ROW AS TYLER PARKER WRITHES IN PAIN AFTER SACRIFICING IS BODY FOR THAT HUGE MANEUVER!

Flashback: This crowd continues to egg him on as Tyler Parker slowly rises back up using that barricade to aid him! The Champion is wearing a crimson mask as he stands tall with Jacob Senn still downed in the front row! Tyler reaches over and pulls Senn slowly back up... Tyler Parker is putting every last ounce of energy he has into dragging Senn back into that ring! All he needs is to get his opponent back into the ring to win this, but that's much easier said than done! Tyler's got him back over the barricade as he drags him over to the ring now... Tyler sends Senn rolling back in! Tyler climbing up to the apron—Senn rolls back out! Senn refuses to be pinned! HE PULLS THE APRON OUT FROM UNDERNEATH TYLER'S FEET AS TYLER DROPS ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL!! Tyler slowly rolls off as Senn tries to regain himself... He uses Tyler to get back to his feet and pulls him in! Oh no! This isn't looking good at all! SENN WITH TYLER UP! PILEDRIVER!!! PILEDRIVER AS THE CHAMPION IS DRILLED INTO THE MAT!!! SENN PULLING OUT A CLASSIC AND ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING MANEUVER OUT OF THE BLUE THERE AND HE MAY HAVE JUST SAVED THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS! Senn now slowly pulling Tyler up with him as he now has the task of getting his opponent back into the ring! Senn's using all he's got here... HE SENDS TYLER ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Senn doesn't look finished there! He climbs up to the apron and makes his way over to the top turnbuckle as he looks to COMPLETELY end this! Senn up as he perches upon the top turnbuckle! VENGEFUL PLUNGE!!!! RIGHT INTO THE KNEES OF TYLER PARKER!!! IT'S NO GOOD! JACOB SENN IS WRITHING IN PAIN AS TYLER PARKER CRAWLS OVER TO THE CORNER!

Mak: Tyler doing all he can to drag himself up to a vertical base while a battered Jacob Senn looks to do the same... Tyler's up first! HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BIG YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE OF SENN! HE PULLS SENN IN AND PICKS HIM UP!! DEPRAVITY!!!! SENN ESCAPES ONTO HIS FEET BEHIND TYLER! RETRIBUTION!!!! TYLER CATCHES THE SUPERKICK AND SPINS SENN AROUND! HE DRIVES SENN RIGHT INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!! TYLER DRAGGING SENN OUT!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! TYLER PARKER NAILS IT AS SENN BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS!! HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!........ TWO!!!!!!!!!!!.......... THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hands Tyler Parker his World Heavyweight Championship)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall.... AND STTTTIIIIILLLL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!...... TYLER PAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKEEERRR!!!!

Flashback: Definitely a brutal encounter to say the least, I think it's no question why these two men are two of the top talents Showdown or EAW in general has to offer! They put their best efforts forth here in this contest to decide the World Heavyweight Championship and it seems as though it was the Champion who managed to retain in the end! Hard-fought match from both men, but it seems the mind games of Jacob Senn just wasn't enough to overcome his opponent tonight!

Mak: Somebody needs to get a towel or something for Tyler, his face looks like it's on the rag! But seriously, I could kick both of these guys' asses. No, seriously, seriously, congratulations to Tyler Parker on somehow retaining the World Championship tonight in his first defense.

Flashback: And congratulation to Jacob Senn on the battle he put on with the Champion, I'm sure this won't be the last we'll see of him in contention for that very Title. He's got a bright future ahead of him as this marks the one year anniversary of his debut on Showdown! 

( Reckless Wiring teaser plays )

( Camera fades back inside Caeser's Palace ) 

( Answers World Championship graphic appears on the screen )
 ( Arena goes pitch black …)
 ( Scenes from the movie ‘’American Gangster’’ play on the screen )
‘’Your success took a shot at you.’’
‘’What are you gonna do now? Are you gonna kill it?’’
‘’You gonna become unsuccessful?’
’’You can be successful and have enemies’’
‘’Or be successful too and you can have friends’’
( As the scenes finish up, ‘’BEST. IN. THE. WORLD.’’ Show up on the titantron )
( ‘’Sail’’ by AWOLNATION plays throughout the arena as a spotlight turns on, focusing solely on Drastik who walks out with Eva Maria by his side, and the Answers World Championship over his shoulder )
Stew-O: Drastik won that title at House of Glass but he walked out on the company, only to return months later and claims he NEEDS this win, to finally be satisfied with his career, with his life, that this mysterious ‘Boddah’ character has been giving him the drive, the inspiration, the will, to enter into this match.
HBG: Yeah, I get that. I mean me and Drastik, we’re good friends, great friends even but how we are supposed to know this ‘Boddah’ thing isn’t just a scam to get back the title? How can we really trust him to stay in the company and walk right out again and embarrass EAW for a second time? 

 (A US Navy Platoon marches out onto the stage, carrying their rifles as they begin their usual minute or two long rituals on the stage to applause of the crowd)

( As the platoon separates, ‘’Born in the USA’’ by Bruce Springsteen plays as Starr-Stan walks out, carrying his Answers World Championship around his waist, dressed in blue/white/red singlet as MASSIVE pyro shoots up all around the stage )

Stew-O: Starr-Stan has been completely transformed since House of Glass, he’s undefeated since that night, he’s put in some extremely impressive performances but question marks will obviously be over his head tonight, can he finally retain his championship, especially in a match like that?? 

HBG: Honestly ..I think Starr-Stan might just be the BEST in the EAW at the moment. But can he beat Drastik is the question, both men will have to be on top of their game tonight to win this, they’ll have to dig deeper than they HAVE EVER digged before if they want to win this, Drastik might need this win to feel some satisfaction for his career BUT the same could be said for Starr-Stan …

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL TO THE FINISH and it is TO UNIFY BOTH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! By order of Dynasty General Manager, Cyril Punnoose, IF this match is to end in a draw, it will be RESTARTED, under NO circumstances can the referee end this match in a no-contest, THERE MUST be a winner! ….First, to my left, he is weighing in tonight at 225lbs, from Oakland, California ….THIS IS ….DRASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer; AND to my right, he is weighing in tonight at 240lbs, from Philadelphia, PA …HE IS AMERCA’S CHAMPION AND E-FEDS ONLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST ….STARRRRRRRRRRRRR-STAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ….

Stew-O: Both men circle each other here, as we get a lock-up and Drastik gets an arm-drag on Starr, Starr rolls back to his feet instantly but Drastik charges with a running forearm to the face! …But Starr ducks underneath it, swinging Drastik around and ROCKS him with a European Uppercut, causing Drastik to stumble back a bit, Starr rocks him with another uppercut, and another! Drastik is slumped by the ropes, as Starr grabs him by the arm and Irish-whips him off the ropes, but Drastik stops in his tracks and SMASHES his forearm into Starr-Stans face! Drastik now UNLEASHING his forearms into Starrs face, causing him to stumble into the turnbuckle as Drastik now RAMMING his knees into the gut of Starr! Knee after knee as Drastik is already losing it! 

HBG: Drastik looks for the whip out of the corner but Starr reverses, pulling Drastik in and FLOORS him with a clothesline! Drastik rolls to his knees but Starr doesn’t let up, grabbing Drastik and INSTANTLY LOOKING FOR A BACK SUPLEX!! BUT DRASTIK FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET, AS HE LEAPS INTO MID-AIR AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZURGI INTO THE BACK OF STARR-STANS HEAD!! Starr-Stan slumps forward into the corner, he’s dazed from that enzurgi kick to the head as Drastik charges for a RUNNING MISSILEDROP KICK INTO THE CORNER!!! BUT STARR AMAZINGLY GRABS THE LEG OF DRASTIK AS SOON AS HE LEAPED, AND FLIPS DRASTIK INTO THE CORNERS!! THAT WAS LIKE AN ARM-DRAG BUT USED THE LEGS INSTEAD, A MID-AIR LEG-DRAG IF YOU WILL, INTO THE CORNERS!! 

Stew-O: What a counter that was! Starr is on his knees, clutching his head already, you have to remember that Starr sustained a lengthy concussion that he only recently recovered from, you have to think Drastik is gonna go for that in this match …Drastik is pulling himself up by the corner, but Starr-Stan GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF THE CORNER!!! BUT DRASTIK GRABS ONTO THE RING ROPES, BLOCKING IT AS HE PUTS BOTH HIS FEET ON THE TURNBUCKLE, PUSHING OFF THEM AND USING THE MOMENTUAM TO FLIP HIMSELF OVER STARRS SHOULDER, LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND STARR AND ROLLS HIM UP!!! DRASTIK WITH THE ROLL-UP!!! BUT NO!!! STARR-STAN ROLLS THROUGH IT, ONTO HIS FEET AS DRASTIK SPRINGS UP, UPPERCUT BY STARR!! NO!! BLOCKED BY DRASTIK, FOREARM BY DRASTIK!! NO!!! DUCKED BY STARR, STARR GRABS DRASTIK INTO A WAIST LOCK, GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NO!! ELBOWS TO THE FACE BY DRASTIK INTO STARR, DRASTIK BREAKS FREE AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES …

HBG: RUNNING CROSSBODY BY DRASTIK INTO STARR-STAN!!! BUT STARRSTAN GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS BY STARR!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS, DRASTIK FLIPS IN MID-AIR AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, PERFECT BALANCE BY DRASTIK AND STARR IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK, SPRINGING TO HIS FEET BUT ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD BY DRAS---NO!!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! STARR GRABBED THE LEG, PULLED DRASTIK DOWN TO THE MAT AND APPLIED THE ANKLE LOCK!!! DRASTIK IS TRAPPED ALREADY!! BUT DRASTIK ROLLS THROUGH AND SENDS STARR FLYING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR!!! This is HOW bad both men want this, they are countering EVERYTHING they throw at each other, Drastik is on his knees as Starr is trying to push himself up, what a match this is already as Drastik pulls himself up …

Stew-O: And Drastik hits off the ropes and FLIES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES!!!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO STARR-STAN!!!! BUT STARR GRABS HIM!!!! WHAT?!?! STARR-STAN GRABBED HIM INTO HIS ARMS, STARR HAS DRASTIK IN HIS ARMS AND POWERSLAMS DRASTIK INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! DRASTIK IS SENT RIGHT INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR SPINE FIRST, GOOD GRIEF!!! ..Drastik is down on the floor, clutching his back in pain, Starr-Stan looks underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chair, he could do A LOT of damage with that as Drastik is pulling himself up as STARR-STAN SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR DIRECTLY INTO THE SPINE OF DRASTIK!!! DRASTIK STUMBLES TO THE RING FRAME, AS STARR DRIVES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DRASTIK!!!! 

HBG: HOLY MOTHER OF ….STARR IS LETHAL WITH THAT CHAIR!! Drastik is rolled into the ring, as Starr slides in with the chair, Starr is calling for Drastik to get up as he slowly, slowly pushes himself up as STARR-STAN SWINGS THE CHAIR AT HIS FACE!!!! BUT DRASTIK KICKS STARR IN THE GROIN!!! LOW DESPERATION BY DRASTIK BUT ITS SURE AS HELL EFFECTIVE, STARR DROPS THE CHAIR, BENDING IN PAIN AS DRASTIK PULLS HIM IN!!! FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE CHAIR!! STARRS FACE IS DRVIEN DIRECTLY INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THE ONLY RECENTLY RECOVERED HEAD OF STARR DRIVEN INTO THAT CHAIR!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN BUT DRASTIK PUTS HIS ARM OVER STARRS CHEST, HERE’S THE COVER!!!

ONE!!!! …TWO!!!!!!! ……NO!!! STARR KICKS OUT!!!!

Stew-O: Drastik rolls off Starr, lifting himself to his knees as he shakes his head, he really thought he might have had it there …Drastik gets to his feet as Starr is his hands and knees, Drastik grabs the steel chair and WALLOPS IT DIRECTLY ACROSS THE BACK OF STARR-STAN!! Starr lays down on the mat, turning onto his back as DRASTIK SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO HIS CHEST!!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DRASTIK SMASHING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CHEST OF STARR!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, 10 HARSH, BRUTAL, STEEL CHAIR SHOTS TO THE CHEST OF STARR-STAN!!! DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY, THE DESPERATION FROM DRASTIK ALREADY SHOWING, AS HE IS LETTING OUT HIS RAGE BY ALMOST DESTROYING THE CHEST OF STARR-STAN!!! 

HBG: Starr-Stan rolls out to the apron, trying to regroup, rethink and recover, he’s breathing heavily and looks in a lot of pain as Drastik opens up the chair in the middle of the ring …And Starr-Stan is lifting himself up with use of the ropes, refusing to stay d---BUT DRASTIK RUNS OFF THE ROPES, RUNNING ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR AND LEAPS OFF!!! GRABBING STARR-STAN AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING TORANDO DDT OFF THE APRON!!!!! STARR-STAN IS SENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! WHAT AN AMAZING, AMAZING MOVE BY DRASTIK THAT HAS WIPED STARR-STAN RIGHT OUT!!! DRASTIK IS FOCUSING HARD ON THAT HEAD OF STARR, EXPOSING THE WEAKNESS BUT HE MAY HAVE KNOCKED HIM COMPLETELY OUT NOW!!!

( Replay of the move is shown )

Stew-O: Starr is MOTIONLESS on the floor, Drastik regrouping himself here as he looks underneath the ring …pulling out a GLASS TABLE! Drastik opens up that glass table, he really wants to put away Starr-Stan, he looks DEMENTED right now as he turns, grabbing the still motionless Starr and dumping him on the table, Drastik climbs up onto the apron and now heads towards the turnbuckle, he’s climbing up here …This is HOW desperate he is, to finally feel satisfied but I don’t think this is a good idea …DRASTIK STANDS UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE, CLOSING HIS EYES AND TAKING A BIG DEEP BREATH ….AND LEAPS OFF!!!! STIGMATA!!!!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE WITH STARR ON IT!!!!!! BUT STARR ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! DRASTIK CRASHES AND BURNS THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! DRASTIK IS LYING IN BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS, STARR IS ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO HIM BUT THE DAMAGE HAS TRULY BEEN DONE!!!

HBG: DRASTIK’S DESIRE, HIS DESPERATION, HIS NEED TO WIN THIS MATCH CAUSED HIM TO GO HIGH RISK BUT IT DIDN’T PAY OFF FOR HIM!! Drastik is down and out, as Starr crawls towards our table, lifting himself up by using our table …And Starr-Stan is up on his feet, but he’s wobbly and woozy, Starr walks over to the steel steps, pulling them off and throwing them into the ring, Starr rolls Drastik into the ring aswell ….Starr back in the ring, as he places those steps in the middle of the ring as Drastik is on his knees, cuts on his body but Starr grabs him and LOOKS FOR THE BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! DRASTIK IS SENT BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! DRASTIK IS IN IMMENSE PAIN, AS STARR DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..NO!!!!! DRASTK ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!! 

Stew-O: Starr looks dazed, I really think he may have a concussion as he gets to his knees, Drastik is on still laying on those steps as Starr gets up to his feet, and folds the steel chair, AND SMASHES IT INTO THE ANKLE OF DRASTIK!! CRUSHING IT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! OVER AND OVER BY STARR-STAN, SWINGING THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO DRASTIKS ANKLE, CRUSHING IT IN THE STEPS AND TRYING TO BREAK DRASTIKS ANKLE!!! DRASTIK ROARING OUT IN PAIN, AS STARR IS UNLEASHING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF HIM HERE!!! 10 HARD STEEL CHAIR SHOTS TO THE ANKLE OF DRASTIK!! AND STARR-STAN GRABS THE ANKLE OF DRASTIK, LOCKING IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! THE ANKLE LOCK IS APPLIED BY STARR-STAN!!! DRASTIK IS CAUGHT IN THE ANKLE LOCK ON THOSE STEPS!!!! STARR MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION BUT HE IS FIGHTING THROUGH IT!! DRASTIK IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS, DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS!!! STARR IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP, BUT DRASTIK IS SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE’S TRYING TO CRAWL OFF THE STEPS AND GET TO THE ROPES!!

HBG: STARR THOUGH DRAGS HIM RIGHT BACK ON TOP OF THE STEPS!!!! STARR TIGHTENS THE HOLD!!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!!! DRASTIK PULLS HIM SELF UP ONTO HIS HANDS!!! AND DRASTIK ROLLS THROUGH!!!! DRASTIK ROLLS THROUGH THE ANKLE LOCK, FLIPPING STARR ONTO THE MAT!!! …Drastik rolls off the steps, clutching his ankle in great pain, as Starr is on his knees, I don’t know how they are even doing this but Starr gets to his feet, as he grabs Drastik and lifts him up --- GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!! Starr rolls through, right back to his feet, AND CONNECTS WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!! STARR ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET AGAIN, LOOKING FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! STARR NOW PULLS OFF HIS STRAPS, STARR LOOKING TO END THIS AS HE GRABS DRASTIK …OLYMPIC SLAM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! 

Stew-O: BUT WHAT??? WHAT!?!?! STARR-STAN IS HIT FROM BEHIND, DROPPING DRASTIK AS …OH C’MON!!! DARK DEMON!!!! DARK DEMON JUST SLID INTO THE RING, ATTACKING STARR FROM BEHIND!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM!?!!? WHERE THE HELL DID DARK DEMON COME FROM, AS DARK DEMON GRABS STARR – DDT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! STARR-STAN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT TO HELL!!! DEMON LIFTS UP STARR-STAN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS --- PYSCHO DRIVER!!!!!! PYSCHO DRIVER INTO THE MAT!!!! STARR-STAN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE’S LAID OUT!!!! STARR-STAN IS LAID OUT!!!! HE’S DONE!!!! HE’S SURELY DONE NOW!!!!! DEMON SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, THE DAMAGE ALREADY DONE TO STARR …

HBG: AND DRASTIK, SLOWLY BUT SURELY CRAWLING OVER, DRAPING THE SHOULDER OVER STARR!!!! 

ONE!!!!!!!!! ………TWO!!!!!!!!! ………THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!!! NO!!!!! STARR GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! STARRS STILL IN THIS, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW!!!! DRASTIK DOESN’T EVEN REACT, HE’S TOO BEAT DOWN, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW STARR MANAGED TO EVEN GET A FOOT ON THE ROPES, HE SHOULD BE KNOCKED OUT!!! DRASTIK CRAWLS OUT TO THE APRON, CRAWLING TO THE TURNBUCKLE, SLOWLY CLIMBING UP …HE’S GONNA END THIS!!! DRASTIK SLOWLY STANDING UP, AS HE LEAPS OFF!!!!! STIGAMATA!!!!!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT INTO STARR-STAN!!!!! CONNECTS!!!!! DRASTIK CONNECTS WITH THE STIGMATA INTO STARR!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! IT’S OVER HBG!!!!! IT’S OVER NOW!!!! DRASTIK NOT EVEN IN CONDITION TO HOOK A LEG, HE’S JUST LAYING ON TOP OF STARR!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! …….TWO!!!!!!!!!!! ………

HBG: THE REFEREE JUST GOT DRAGGED OUT OF THE REFEREE!?!?! WHAT?!?!?! THAT’S ….THAT’S ….THAT’S MR.DEDEDE!!!!! DEDEDE JUST DRAGGED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING AND SOCKS HIM RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!!! DEDEDE LAYS OUT THE REFEREE AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, WHAT THE FUCK??? DEDEDE WALKS OVER TO THE CORNER, WITH DRASTIK SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF UP AS DEDEDE CHARGES!!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!! MR.DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE ALMOST BREAKS DRASTIK IN HALF!!!! WHAT THE HELL??? WHY IS DEDEDE DOING THIS??? WHY???

DEDEDE **Getting into Drastiks face**: YOU WANNA WALK OUT ON MY COMPANY WITH TWO TITLES AND THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT??? YOU THINK I’M GONNA LET YOU EMBARRASS MY COMPANY AGAIN?? YOU’RE DEAD WRONG.
Stew-O: DEDEDE now putting Drastiks head onto the steel steps, before grabbing that steel chair and climbing up the turnbuckle …OH GOD NO!!!! DEDEDE STANDING ON THE SECOND ROPE!!!! AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFF!!!! WINGS OF HELLL!!!!!!!! DEDEDE SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE HEAD OF DRASTIK, CRUSHING HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY SWEET JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!! …**DDD slides out of the ring, approaching Stew and HBG, grabbing a bottle of water and rolling the referee back into the ring, pouring the water onto the referee** …DEDEDE waking up the referee with the water, as he drags Starr on top of Drastik …


ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION …..STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**DEDEDE walks out of the ring, not looking back as Starr and Drastik lay motionless on the mat**

HBG: What a match that was, very intense from both men, you could argue Starr had won it until Demon laid him out and you could argue Drastik had won it until DEDEDE attacked him …but wow …

Stew-O: Starr-Stan becomes the UNIFIED Answers World Champion, the UNDISPUTED World Champion on Dynasty but wow …I’m not really sure what to say …

**Starr-Stan is helped out of the ring by EMTs, who are checking on his head as Drastik starts to stir, realizing what has happened**

HBG: Starr may have a concussion, I’ll actually be SHOCKED if he doesn’t have one again, but realization is sinking in for Drastik that he lost …

**Starr-Stan walks up the ramp, not even celebrating with his title, looking pissed off actually as Drastik sits up, clutching his head**

Drastik: N---No ….no…this …can’t be…no …

Stew-O: Drastik has done a lot of bad things to EAW, I can understand why DEDEDE wouldn’t trust him but this ‘Boddah’ thing doesn’t look like a scam right now, HBG …

**Drastik continues shaking his head, as a referee tries to inform him on what happened**

**Drastik is helped out of the ring, as he continues shaking his head …BEFORE SHOVING THE REFEREE AWAY**

HBG: Drastik IS NOT happy and who can blame him?? He NEEDED this win for personal satisfaction and was within a SECOND of winning it, before being robbed right off it ….

(Camera cuts backstage to a lost Damien Murrow making his way through the backstage area before being stopped by a crew member)

Crew Member: Sir, I don't think you're allowed back here.. Or in the arena at all.

Murrow: Do you enjoy your job?

Crew Member: Well, yeah. I mean it's better than what that Tomi Venus guy is forced to do anyway.

Murrow: How about your family? You enjoy your family?

Crew Member: Nah, I haven't paid child support since I fled the state.

Murrow: ... How about your house? You wouldn't want to lose your house, right? Well, I'm a lawyer and if I say—

Crew Member: House? Oh, I got you. My van's out back if that's what you mean.

Murrow: .... Just tell me where “The Legendary” Sekaiichi's room is.

Crew Member: Who?

Murrow: Are you serious?... Ugh, Sekaiichi. Where is Sekaiichi's room?

Crew Member: Ooohhh, first door on your left.

(Murrow makes his way down the nearest hall and to the first door on the left labeled “Sekaiichi” and knocks on it... Sekaiichi opens the door and almost immediately begins to close it before Murrow puts his foot in front of it)

Sekaiichi: Are you gonna sue me if I break that foot?

Murrow: Listen... Listen, please... I... I just wanted to apologize. Just give me a minute of your time, Go—Sekaiichi.

(Sekaiichi opens the door)

Sekaiichi: Make it quick.

Murrow: Well... As you know, I haven't exactly been the most supportive person of this path you've chosen for yourself. Perhaps I became too dependent on what I was pledging my life to in faith of you as some sort of a God, which I... I realize now you aren't. I realize you're as human as me, but I don't want to end it like this. Even if you're not some sort of a God, I firmly believe you are the best talent this company has to offer and an extraordinary human being. What I'm trying to say is... Despite all of the things I've put you through, I hope there's a chance I could still be your friend. I know that's cheesy and all, but I want you to know that I believe in you. I believe you are the next King of Extreme and I've know now to stay out of your business, so I will not be in your corner or with some plan to help you, but I will be the first man to congratulate you once you've won.

(Murrow extends his hand to a hesitant Sekaiichi)

Sekaiichi: Yeah... Why not?

(Sekaiichi shakes hands with Murrow before Murrow takes his leave while Sekaiichi closes the door)

(A history of the past winners of the King of Extreme Tournament is shown such as Knocka, Robbie V, Power, Dark Demon, and Liam Catterson)

(Camera cuts to the King of Extreme Crown hanging high above the ring with the light glaring off of it... The camera slowly zooms out until the Ring Announcer is in view... Ladders of various sizes are set up along the ramp, chairs have been strategically placed between the turnbuckles of each corner in the ring, and multiple tables have been set up around the ring)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time... TO CROWN THE NEW KING OF EXTREME!!!!

(The crowd erupts with cheers)

Mak: It looks like it's gonna be me and Stew actually doing work for this while HBG and Flashback get blazed somewhere in the back, but I'll let it go, because we're gonna crown a new King right here and now! Let's get to it!

(“Good Man” by Devour The Day plays all throughout the arena as a determined Sekaiichi makes his way out to the stage dressed in a blue and white-colored karate gi and attire with dragon designs on them both)

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring.... From Las Vegas, Nevada!.... Weighing in at 237 pounds!.... HE IS “THE ICONOCLAST”.... SEK! AI!! IIIIIIIICCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIII!!!.....

Stew: This man looks bound and determined to walk out of this match with that crown bestowed upon his head for an unheard of SECOND time and though he has been SURROUNDED in controversy since entering this annual Tournament, he doesn't look like he's letting it get to him.

Mak: I thought his name WAS contRoVersy at one time, yes? No? Alright, ignore me then.

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica plays all throughout the arena as Sekaiichi warms up in the ring)

Stew: Where could he be now?

(Diamond Cage is shown making his way through the crowd in a Spiked red and black jacket with diamonds on the sleeve as Jaywalker follows behind dressed in a “Prestige Mode” t-shirt)

Announcer: And his opponent!.... Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Jaywalker.... From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!.... Weighing in at 225 pounds!.... “SADESUTEKU”.... DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!....

Mak: That's right, he's back and he's not alone! Cage definitely looks ready for a fight after the epic technical contest he put on earlier tonight and managed to walk away with the “W”, but even with Jaywalker in his corner, he's still battered and beaten and then may definitely effect this contest for him in a bad way. Sekaiichi definitely has the advantage in my book and that's why I'll be pulling for him! And, well, he's on Showdown and whatever..

Stew: Well I think Cage's momentum isn't going to let him lose this one, I'm pulling for him just as the majority of this crowd is! Both men lock eyes immediately as Cage steps into the ring! You can tell these guys aren't letting anything stop them tonight! There's the bell!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Mak: This contest is officially underway as these two men go at it for the first time since Road To Redemption of 2012! Both men circling the ring as this crowd heats up... Hold on, Sekaiichi seems to have something in mind as he rips out two steel chairs from the nearest corner and tosses one to Cage! Looks like we're gonna have a stand off between these two! Cage doesn't look like he needs it, but I think he likes where this is going as both men step up to one another in the middle of the ring... Cage seems to be putting his chair down.. HE SWINGS IT FOR THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI! It misses as the sheer power Cage put into that sends it flying out of his hands as Cage turns around and cautiously backs up to meet an awaiting Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi... He tosses his chair to Cage? JUMPING SPIN KICK INTO THAT CHAIR!!! NO! IT'S DODGED AS CAGE SWINGS WITH ALL HE'S GOT AS SEKAIICHI TURNS AROUND! It misses again! Sekaiichi latches onto the chair, but DC's got a firm grip on it as well as both men struggle for it in the middle of the ring! CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! HE'S WILLING TO USE ANY PART OF HIS BODY IF IT MEANS HARMING HIS OPPONENTS! Sekaiichi looking dazed AS CAGE DRIVES THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE GUT! Jaywalker's giving him some words of wisdom from the outside as Cage now... LOUD SMACK OFF THE SPINE OF SEKAIICHI WITH THAT CHAIR! Sekaiichi on his knees now, definitely feeling the effects of those shots.. CAGE SWINGS THE CHAIR AND IT'S GOOD AS IT BOUNCES OFF THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI!! What a shot! They're going balls to the wall in this one! Sekaiichi rolls to the outside visibly in pain as he stumbles into the barricade!

Stew: Hold on... Cage's sick and twisted mind has something! CAGE GOES CHARGING INTO THE ROPES... LOOK OUT! SUICIDE DIVE WITH THAT CHAIR INTO SEKAIICHI! IT'S SIDESTEPPED BY SEKAIICHI AS CAGE CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE BARRICADE WITH THAT CHAIR! Sekaiichi's not letting it end there as he immediately grabs a hold of Cage by the hair and drags him up against that barricade... LOUD, SICKENING KICK CONNECTS OFF THE CHEST OF CAGE FROM SEKAIICHI! ANOTHER KICK INTO THE SOLAR PLEXUS OF CAGE CONNECTS! THOSE DAMN THINGS SOUND LIKE GUNSHOTS, I SWEAR! SEKAIICHI NOW UNLOADING WITH THOSE VICIOUS KICKS USING THOSE EDUCATED FEET OF HIS! Sekaiichi puts a stop to it and immediately lifts Cage up.. He drops him groin-first on the top of the barricade! That's gotta hurt! Sekaiichi quickly picking up that chair and climbs up there with his opponent as this crowd rises to their feet! Only God knows what this man has in mind! Sekaiichi's too far away on that... SEKAIICHI COMES BARRELING TOWARDS CAGE! SURFBOARD WITH THAT CHAIR CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DIAMOND CAGE!!! What a maneuver that was and it could very well spell the end for this match! Sekaiichi's definitely hurting, no doubt about that, but it's matches like these where what you want is so strong it makes you borderline superhuman and Sekaiichi's gonna need to go full-blown superman here as he climbs back to a vertical base while Jaywalker checks on Cage, who landed on the cement in the front row! Sekaiichi's looking to end this as he makes his way over to the first and shortest ladder at fifteen feet and slides it into the ring as quickly as he can! You've gotta move faster than that!

Mak: Sekaiichi slides into the ring as this crowd is progressively getting louder and louder! Cage is still stirring on the outside! Get your ass up there, Sekaiichi! He's setting the ladder up in the ring as Cage now climbs back over the barricade! SEKAIICHI'S FEET TOUCH THE FIRST RUNG AND SO ON AS HE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP!! JAYWALKER IS RIGHT IN CAGE'S EAR, TELLING HIM TO GET IN THERE AND WIN THIS! SEKAIICHI'S THERE!! NEW KING OF EXTREME! HE'S STOPPED A MERE SECOND AWAY FROM GRABBING IT AS CAGE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND STUMBLES INTO THE LADDER – DAMN IT! YOU'RE STILL UP THERE, GET IT! SEKAIICHI'S REACHING FOR IT AGAIN, BUT CAGE WOBBLES THE LADDER NOW... OH NO! NO, NO, NO! CAGE TIP STHE LADDER OVER!!! LOOK AT THIS— SEKAIICHI MANAGES TO CATCH HIS FEET ON THE APRON! HE SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF AND THE LADDER BACK IN PLACE AS HE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF CAGE!! SEKAIICHI'S CLIMBING ONCE MORE!! CAGE RUSHES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO THE SPINE OF SEKAIICHI! ANOTHER FOREARM! CAGE PULLS SEKAIICHI BACK... Oh no... Oh no, this is bad! Sekaiichi's left leg—IT'S CAUGHT BETWEEN THE RUNGS!!

Stew: Sekaiichi is in DIRE straits! He's stuck! Cage may have this won just yet! Hold on... What's Cage thinking now... He just pulled out another chair from the corner! Sekaiichi is desperate now—he's panicking to get out of this as a sadistic-looking Diamond Cage smells blood in the water! DON'T! CAGE DRIVES THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE LEFT LEG OF SEKAIICHI! NOW USING IT TRADITIONAL STYLE AS THE CHAIR SMACKS OFF THE LEG OF SEKAIICHI! CAGE IS UNLOADING WITH EVERYTHING HE'S GOT AS SEKAIICHI IS WRITHING IN PAIN IN THIS PRECARIOUS POSITION HE MAY HAVE NO CHANCE OF GETTING OUT OF!! SEKAIICHI HAS A HISTORY OF INJURIES WITH THAT LEG AND CAGE KNOWS IT AND HE'S EXPLOITING IT TONIGHT! CAGE JUST WON'T LET UP WITH THOSE VICIOUS BLOWS! The crowd is on their feet as Cage shows off the massive dents now in that once pristine chair! He throws it down and makes his way up the opposite side of the ladder! CAGE IS ON HIS WAY TO HIS DESTINY!! SEKAIICHI HAS NO HOPE! HE'S HURT AND HE'S TRAPPED! HE HAS NO WAY OVER REACHING CAGE IN TIME AS CAGE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY UP, STEPPING ON EACH RUNG LIKE IT'S THE STONE HE'S STEPPING ON FOR HIS CAREER TO TRULY LAUNCH AS THE NEW KING OF THIS COMPANY! HOLD ON—SEKAIICHI'S GOT IT! HE'S PULLED HIMSELF OUT AND MANAGES TO HANG ON TO THE LADDER BEFORE HE DROPS! CAGE IS THERE! HE'S GOT THE CROWN! A FOREARM TO THE MID-SECTION SHATTERS THOSE DREAMS AS SEKAIICHI REFUSES TO DIE! Diamond Cage's face has just transitioned from disappointment to unadulterated HATE in a matter of seconds!

Mak: You're not kidding! Cage has just snapped as he fires back at the desperate Sekaiichi with a flurry of blows! If Cage is a hurt man from his match earlier on tonight, he's sure as shit not showing it even one bit! He's a Goddamn animal up there as he just sends fist after fist into his opponent! Sekaiichi's not letting him win! Not yet! Sekaiichi continues to climb up.. ELBOW FROM SEKAIICHI CATCHES CAGE OFF-GUARD! HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL USING THAT HEALTHY RIGHT LEG ON CAGE!! SEKAIICHI MAY HAVE SOME HOPE LEFT HERE! HE DRIVES THE SKULL OF CAGE DOWN INTO THE METAL TOP OF THAT LADDER! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AGAIN!! A STREAM OF BLOOD NOW RUNNING DOWN THE FACE OF CAGE AS SEKAIICHI CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND... What's he think he's doing? He's... No way! SEKAIICHI PICKING UP CAGE?! HE'S GOT HIM UP—I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! NOT JUST ANY MOVE EITHER! THAT LOOKS LIKE JAYWALKER'S SECOND SACRIFICE!!! NO WAY! HOW CAN HE DO THAT! HOLD ON—THE LEG OF SEKAIICHI'S GIVING OUT! CAGE IS FIGHTING IT! LOOK OUT! HE REVERSES—SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB DRIVES SEKAIICHI DOWN INTO THE CANVAS LIKE A GODDAMN METEOR AS THE LADDER TIPS OVER ON THE WAY DOWN!!! WHAT A BRUTAL CONTEST THESE TWO ARE PUTTING ON THUS FAR! Sekaiichi now favoring his skull as he may have very well been concussed from that one as both men look like they've already been through a war! Both men breathing heavily! Both of these competitors having given up everything to be here; just to be called King! Cage, to no surprise, the first to move now...

Stew: Cage has put himself through so much pain, but it's all gonna be worth it if he can make it up to that crown as he eyes it from below! Cage crawling over to that tipped over ladder that's caught on the ropes... Sekaiichi SOMEHOW still moving as he's crawled into the corner; using the ropes to aid himself back to his feet while Cage slowly gets back to a vertical base.. Grabbing that ladder... SEKAIICHI EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER?! WHAT?! DELETE!!!! NOBODY'S HOME AS CAGE JUST BARELY DUCKS IT! SEKAIICHI'S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE SPINS AROUND TO EAT A LOUD FOREARM TO THE FACE! ANOTHER FOREARM SENDS SEKAIICHI REELING INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! CAGE UNLOADING EVERYTHING IN HIS ARESENAL AS HE DRIVES HIS OPPONENT INTO THE CORNER!! Cage now climbing up to the second turnbuckle as he sends a closed-fist shot down into the face of Sekaiichi! A second! A THIRD! A FOURTH! THE CROWD COUNTING ALONG WITH EACH BLOW!

Crowd: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!!

Mak: SEKAIICHI TIPS CAGE OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! No! Cage manages to catch himself on the apron as Sekaiichi looks assured he saved himself there.. He's turned right around by Cage! DEAFENING LOUD OPEN-HAND CHOP CONNECTS OFF THE FACE OF CAGE FOR HIS TROUBLES!! I don't think he was expecting that! Sekaiichi isn't finished as he grabs a dazed Cage! HARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER! CAGE IS ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THE TABLE SET UP RIGHT BELOW HIM! HELL, THERE'S MULTIPLE TABLES THERE HE COULD FALL THROUGH! Cage is hanging on for dear life though as he's met with yet another European uppercut that sends him reeling away from his opponent on the apron.. Sekaiichi now with something in mind as he hops to the top turnbuckle! Cage shakes the cobwebs out.. HE CHARGES! SEKAIICHI LEAPS! HILO CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAGE AS BOTH MEN ARE SENT PLUNGING THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW!!! BOTH MEN ARE DAMN NEAR CONSUMED BY THE WRECKAGE OF THAT TABLE! IT MAY BE ANYONE'S GAME AFTER THAT! Hold on! I see somebody moving... It's Sekaiichi!! Sekaiichi is still alive after that one! He's using that apron as a crutch to drag himself back up, but he's still moving! Sekaiichi grabs a hold of Cage now and slowly picks up what could be 200 pounds of unconscious dead weight! Sekaiichi seems intent on annihilating his opponent if it means winning this match! He sends Cage crashing spine-first RIGHT into the edge of our announce table! Sekaiichi now ripping off the cover and grabs one of the monitors.. HE CRACKS THAT MONITOR OVER THE SKULL OF CAGE!! Sekaiichi grabs the second monitor.. AND EVEN CRACKS THAT ONE OVER THE SKULL OF CAGE!!! He's absolutely MERCILESS!

Stew: He's doing what it takes to win this, but it could cost either one of these men their career! Cage is bleeding profusely and HAS to still be hurt from his contest with Jaywalker as Sekaiichi drags him onto our table! This isn't going to end well! Sekaiichi picks up that chair Cage sent flying to the outside from earlier and places it on the chest of his opponent before he stumbles his way over to the ring and rolls in... Sekaiichi could win it all right here if he wanted to, but I think he's gonna put the final nail in the coffin of Diamond Cage as he grabs that ladder and sets it up for something big! SEKAIICHI USING ALL HE HAS AS HE CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! HE'S RUNNING UP THAT LADDER WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK AS CAGE ROLLS OFF!! LOOK OUT!! CAGE CHUCKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! PERFECT SHOT! SEKAIICHI IS STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AFTER THAT ACT OF DESPERATION FROM CAGE! Cage now... His face says it all! He's deranged! He's motivated to win this as he climbs up to the apron and no up onto the very edge of that ladder with Sekaiichi as he lays into him with several blows! SETTING HIM UP... OH GOD... NO! DON'T DO IT! WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS BOTH MEN ARE SWALLOWED BY ITS SHATTERED PIECES!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THEY'RE DEAD! THEY HAD TO HAVE KILLED SOMEBODY!! SEKAIICHI'S NECK HAS TO BE BROKEN!! LOOK AT THIS NOW! CAGE IS MOVING! CAGE IS MOVING!

Mak: These guys are gambling with their lives, but it looks like the odds on favorite now is this man, Diamond Cage! Somehow after that devastating maneuver, he's still moving! He's inhuman! Cage slowly pulling himself up using the barricade as these fans are absolutely coming unglued!

Crowd: GET THE CROWN! GET THE CROWN! GET THE CROWN!

Mak: The passionate look on Cage's face says it all as he looks around at this packed Las Vegas crowd cheering HIM on as opposed to the hometown hero! He knows he's gotta win it! Cage seems to have caught his second win as he makes his way over to the ring! He rolls in as Jaywalker points to the crown! Cage may be hypnotized as all he can do is nod before he goes and grabs that ladder! Sekaiichi now moving here on the outside as Cage sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring! That crown just out of his reach, but not for long! Cage begins his ascent up the ladder! Sekaiichi is crawling here on the outside—I'm stunned he's still alive, to be honest! Cage is almost there! Sekaiichi climbing up to the apron! CAGE REACHES UP! HE'S GOT IT!! SEKAIICHI SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THAT LADDER CONNECTS!! CAGE SEES IT COMING AS HE DROPS TO HIS FEET BEFORE THE LADDER TAKES HIM WITH IT! Cage is looking dazed and... And perhaps even showing some pity for Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi looking like a desperate man as he grabs Cage and uses him to pull himself up as Cage tells him to stay down! Cage with a shot to Sekaiichi! Another! Sekaiichi pulling himself up.. HE'S UP AND KNOCKS CAGE THROUGH A LOOP WITH A CRESCENT KICK?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! FOREARM! BACKFIST!! KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! ANOTHER CHOP! SEKAIICHI CHARGES OFF THE ROPES! CYCLONE KILL KICK FROM CAGE! SEKAIICHI CATCHES IT! HE PULLS CAGE IN AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! FIREMAN'S CARRY INTO THE KNEE AS CAGE IS IN A SIT-UP POSITION! SEKAIICHI OFF THE ROPES! RUNNING ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF CAGE'S SKULL!!! SEKAIICHI IS BACK IN THIS!! Sekaiichi picking up the tipped over ladder now as he looks to climb up to that crown! It may be his golden chance! He's taking a while, but he's got it set up! Now climb! Climb! CAGE DRIVES SEKAIICHI SKULL-FIRST INTO THE LADDER OUT OF NOWHERE! HOW IS HE ALREADY BACK UP?! WHY DOES IT TAKE TO STOP HIM?

Stew: Cage grabbing that ladder now as Sekaiichi's on one knee.. Cage placing the ladder around his head as Sekaiichi gets up.. CAGE SWINGS THE LADDER INTO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! HE'S GOING OLDSCHOOL WITH THAT HELICOPTER TECHNIQUE AS HE SWINGS THE OTHER SIDE INTO THE BACK OF SEKAIICHI'S SKULL—NO!! WAIST LOCK!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS THAT LADDER GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SEKAIICHI'S NOT FINISHED YET AS HE DRAGS CAGE BACK UP... SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! SEKAIICHI'S LOOKING FOR THE FULL HAT TRICK!! HE'S DRAGGING HIM UP... CAGE IS FIGHTING BACK! THEY'RE BACKED UP INTO THE ROPES... LOOK OUT! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AS CAGE IS BACKFLIPPED TO THE OUTSIDE AND SENT CRASHING THROUGH A TABLE BELOW!!!!! MY GOD! SEKAIICHI'S GOT THIS! SEKAIICHI'S JUST WON THIS! HE NEEDS TO CLIMB NOW! THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CLIMB! CAGE IS OUT! JAYWALKER'S DOING ALL HE CAN TO REVIVE, CAGE, BUT THIS IS IT! Sekaiichi may have used up every last ounce of energy he had with that one, but he realizes he's in a perfect position to win it! Sekaiichi has to go retrieve the ladder as he rolls to the outside while Jaywalker tends to Cage... Sekaiichi is desperate to end this as he picks up the ladder and slides it back in! That ladder has been the center of this war and now it looks like it ends here as Sekaiichi rolls back in and picks it up... Sekaiichi setting up the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins the climb! Seconds feel like an eternity! He's moments away from a massive win! Cage now... He's clutched the apron as he drags himself up... Sekaiichi's nearing the crown! Cage has to do something! CAGE ROLLS HIMSELF INTO THE RING! SEKAIICHI NEEDS TO GRAB IT!! CAGE IS SLOWLY GETTING UP! SEKAIICHI GRABS THE CROWN! HE PULLS IT DOWN! CAGE TIPS OVER THE LADDER BEFORE SEKAIICHI COULD WIN IT!!!! SEKAIICHI DROPS INTO THE NEAREST CORNER WITH THE BACK OF HIS SKULL BOUNCING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Mak: He stumbles forward, but he's got a glazed over look in his eyes as Cage gets up as well... SEKAIICHI SWINGS! BIG RIGHT HAND CONNECTS! CAGE FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! SEKAIICHI WITH A LOUD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! CAGE WITH A BACKHAND CHOP OF HIS OWN! SEKAIICHI SWINGS—IT'S BLOCK! CAGE WITH ANOTHER BACKHAND CHOP! ANOTHER! HE'S UNLOADING AN ONSLAUGHT OF THOSE CHOPS INTO SEKAIICHI! MASSIVE LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE DROPS SEKAIICHI RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!!! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL!!!! CAGE MAY HAVE IT! CAGE MAY HAVE THIS WON AT LAST! HE LOOKS UP TO THAT CROWN AND KNOWS HIS TIME HAS FINALLY COME! CAGE SLOWLY BEGINS TO PULL HIMSELF UP USING THAT LADDER! HE'S UP TO HIS FEET NOW AS HE BEGINS CLIMBING! CAGE CAN ALMOST TASTE IT! HOLD ON! SEKAIICHI'S MOVING! HE'S NOT GIVING UP! SEKAIICHI'S SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF UP BEHIND CAGE! CAGE IS TRYING TO CLIMB, BUT SEKAIICHI HAS LATCHED ONTO HIM! SEKAIICHI USING CAGE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP! CAGE SWINGS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! Cage drops down and pulls Sekaiichi in!! THIS IS IT!! HE'S UP! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!!! THE BRAINBUSTER DRIVES SEKAIICHI INTO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!!! Cage is back to square one now! He's gotta end this! Cage slowly dragging himself back up! This crowd has not given up on him! Cage grabs a hold of the ladder as he... He's up to a vertical base! Cage wants this more than anything as he takes a step up each rung! He's almost there! All he's gotta do is reach for it! FINGERTIPS ON THE CROWN! NO WAY—SEKAIICHI CRAWLED UP AND NOW WOBBLES THE LADDER FROM BELOW!

Stew: Cage can't believe it! How is this guy still moving?! These men are as resilient as they come! Cage reaches for the crown again! NO—THIS TIME SEKAIICHI PULLS ON HIS BOOT! Sekaiichi has become a zombie by this point! I don't know how he's doing this! Cage continues to reach up, but he's being pulled down by his opponent! Cage just wants that crown! He wants it more than anything! Sekaiichi pulls himself up! KATAHAJIME!!!! SEKAIICHI LOCKS IN THE KATAHAJIME IN ON CAGE ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!!! CAGE IS BEING DRAINED OF ALL OXYGEN BY THE SECOND!! CAGE SENDS MULTIPLE ELBOWS INTO IS OPPONENT, BUT HE'S GONNA KNOCK BOTH MEN OFF! CAGE SEEMS TO HAVE GIVEN UP AND JUST REACHES UP FOR THE CROWN!! HE'S SO DAMN CLOSE!! GRAB IT! GRAB IT!! HE'S.. HE'S FADING!! CAGE IS FADING IN THE KATAHAJIME!! HE'S STILL TRYING... HE'S... HE'S OUT!! CAGE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS!!! SEKAIICHI BREAKS THE HOLD AND CLIMBS UP OVER CAGE!! HE'S ALMOST THERE! SEKAIICHI RIPS DOWN THE CROWN AS BOTH MEN COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE LADDER!! SEKAIICHI HAS DONE IT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Mak: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

(“Good Man” by Devour the Day plays all throughout the arena as the Referee raises the left hand of Sekaiichi that clutches the crown)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW KING OF EXTREEEEEMMMMEEE..... SEK! AI!! IIIIICCCCHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Stew: What a brutal contest these two men just put on with one another; taking these to extraordinary heights there as they beat one another to a pulp! In the end, perhaps Cage's hard-fought battle with Jaywalker got the better of him as Sekaiichi has managed to grasp the King of Extreme crown for an unprecedented SECOND time in his career! Not to mention, he's earned a World Championship shot for any time of his choosing!

Mak: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all gravy, but I'll try to derive a little bit of compassion and give props to Diamond Cage for the battle he and Sekaiichi put on. I'll be surprised if either guy is still physically capable of walking after this, but if not, I'm always open to taking that Crown again.

Stew: Jaywalker now checking on Diamond Cage as Damien Murrow has actually stuck to his word and made his way out here to congratulate Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi now helped to his feet by Murrow and the Official in the ring as he proudly raises that crown up! Cage pushing Jaywalker away as he tells him he can get up on his own, but you can tell he's definitely hurting... Jaywalker rolls to the outside to get the crowd rallied behind Cage as Sekaiichi now able to stand on his own two foot as Murrow retrieves the scepter from and coat meant for the King of Extreme from a crew member and hands them to Sekaiichi before he celebrates the victory! Sekaiichi eying that scepter in his hand as he—He pulls Murrow around.. SEKAIICHI BREAKS THE TOP OF THAT SCEPTOR OVER THE SKULL OF MURROW!!! WHAT WAS THAT?! JESUS—HE'S NOT STOPPING! SEKAIICHI NOW DRIVING THE END OF THAT SCEPTER WITH BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS INTO THE THROAT AREA OF DAMIEN MURROW!!! HE'S LOST HIS GODDAMN MIND! LOOK AT HIS FACE! HE'S SMILING!! WHAT'S HE DOING?!

Mak: I... I really have no idea... If this is his idea of revenge on Murrow, I think he just took it too far. Murrow is grasping at his throat as he's visibly bleeding out... The Referee now trying to calm Sekaiichi—SEKAIICHI DRIVES THE END OF THAT SCEPTER INTO THE GUT OF THE REFEEREE! JESUS CHRIST! SOMEBODY STOP THIS GUY! EVEN I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS!

Stew: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO SEKAIICHI, BUT HE'S NOW BRUTALLY ASSAULTING THE OFFICIAL WITH THAT SCEPTER!! SEKAIICHI THROWS THE SCEPTER INTO THE CROWD NOW AS A SICK AND SADISTIC LOOK APPEARS ON HIS FACE! SEKAIICHI DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS MEDICAL STAFF CHECKS ON MURROW AND THE OFFICIAL! SEKAIICHI... HE'S LAUGHING! Hold on! He's eying the still damaged Diamond Cage in the corner... No... No, don't do it... What's he thinking as he gets to his feet... Backing up into the adjacent corner now! Sekaiichi's making the same mannerisms as DEDEDE! Sekaiichi's ripping his own hair out as he yells for Cage to get up! Does he think he's going to spear him?! Cage is almost up! DON'T! SEKAIICHI CHARGES!!! JAYWALKER SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GETS UP TO HIS FEET AS SEKAIICHI STOPS IN HIS TRACKS!!

Mak: This has certainly escalated quickly...

Stew: You're telling me... Sekaiichi... He's snapped! I don't know what he's thinking anymore, but he's got a grin on his face as he stares down with Jaywalker! Jaywalker shaking his head as Sekaiichi nods and exits the ring... What just happened? Sekaiichi continues to laugh as he wipes the blood of the Official and Murrow off onto his chest and raises his crown with a blood-stained hand as Jaywalker and now Diamond Cage look on from the ring... Sekaiichi has won, but I think he lost something in the process tonight. Sekaiichi now climbing the twenty-foot ladder at the top of the ramp as multiple medical technicians and other Officials rush down past him... Sekaiichi now sitting atop that massive ladder, covered in blood, as he places that crown on his head while he continues to laugh! I got a bad feeling about this... I'm not sure what to think, but we're running out of time. Signing out for Mak, the Heart Break Gal, and Flashback, I'm Stew-O, and thank you for joining us tonight... At King of Extreme.

(Stew is heard taking off his headset as the camera stays on the image of Sekaiichi atop the twenty-foot ladder with a smile on his face before fading to black)

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